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Post by layze on Feb 16, 2008 15:37:00 GMT -5
8-day update
army name: fowl darkness
general: duck(fused with skolar) captain: sgt. byrd(has fire badge)(has watch), buzzar, raphaette(has earth badge)(upgraded by body ball), pennington, parrot, fez, klepto, kazooie(has backpack)(has air badge)(has two pairs of wings)(has phoenix wings)(has rainbow wings), turkey of dark dim darkness, roc, chompa messenger: crunch
base: dark dark ruins
troops: 30,475 dark craws 14,900 ravens 13,000 vultures 13,000 condors 9,500 crows 16,000 hummingbirds 11,500 pterodactyls 10,000 phoenixes
total: 118,375
alliances: the 64, melty molten mafia. wars: none.
coins: 54,262 civilians: 11,000
base defences: a huge 100-yard pit where the desert used to be jumbo fan on roof
projects: build a machine that uses the C4 chickens as ammo: 28 days mass-produce scatter egg: 22 days build short-range radar: 20 days
sub-projects:
stuff: tarot card ostrelephant C4 chicken scatter egg egg bomb x 2 bag of winds stereotypical villain spray metal something 25 bob-omb baubles 5 ice flowers starman spicy duck icy duck shift key plane-driving chicken water wings
factories: hoverboard factory x2(build 250 hoverboards a day)
war machines: bladed hoverboard 32,750 hoverboards santa's sleigh IRON PHOENIX airpigs plane
completed projects: build bladed hoverboard. build hoverboard factory develop fire eggs develop ice eggs ignite the sacred fire. build second hoverboard factory build the iron phoenix develop flash bombs ocular shade implants trick out santa's sleigh electromagnetic voicebox develop clockwork kazooie eggs develop battery eggs upgrade raphaette with the body ball shift key mass-produce C-4 chickens light-and-dark splicer
duck's log 45 yeah. we're starting work on a short-range radar. it can only see things that are actually on or above our little sky-island, but them's the breaks.
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Post by Merloo on Feb 16, 2008 15:54:43 GMT -5
You made things really easy for me, I hope you know that.
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Post by layze on Feb 16, 2008 16:25:54 GMT -5
k. I've seen plenty of threats from you, not one of them has ever been carried through. and I don't know what you're even planning, since skolar is now lost to you forever. not that attacking right now would actually gain you anything anyway, because
QUEST LOG 1 duck:*walking around outside*...god, I'm bored. where is everyone else?*looks up into the sky and sees a black shooting star*...what the heck is that? *the shooting star speeds up* duck:...uh-oh...*jumps out of the way just in time to avoid getting hit square in the face by the whatever-it-is*ACK!*walks over to the thing, which has ground its way a few feet into the ground**watches as a pitch-black luma with red eyes floats out*whoa, what're you? ???: I am the zuma. the dark luma. I need your help. you are the chosen one who freed the power ztars, are you not? duck: oh, I don't like where this is going... zuma: I need your help in freeing the grand ztars. they have been trapped by some vile being from another universe, to be put to his own diabolical uses. if he completely drains their power, the universe could cease to exist! you must help! duck: I dunno. the last set of ztars I freed tried to destroy the universe anyway... zuma: I assure you such will not happen! if you free them, they will be sworn to you forever! duck: ooh, I like the sound of that! okay, I'm in! now, where can we find these guys? I bet one's in bowser's castle or something, right? zuma: you seem to be mistaken. they do not reside on this world. duck: ah, right. subcon, then. zuma: no. duck: flipside? zuma: no. duck: then where the hell are they? zuma: I will show you...*spins around and turns into a weird black launch star* *a tiny black hole appears in the center of the star* duck: uh...*gets pulled into the star* *the star tightens around duck* duck: what the- *a large explosion of black flame is created as the star leaves the planet's surface faster than the speed of light* *a few seconds later* *the star comes to a stop and dumps duck onto the ground* duck:*gets up, looks around, and sees that he's standing on a tiny floating platform in the middle of space*...eep. zuma: this is the sissy galaxy. the first grand ztar is near here somewhere. come! we must search! duck: are you kidding?! in SPACE?! how am I even breathing?! zuma: it's a video game. duck: oh, right.*looks around and sees another floating platform nearby*let's do this...*gets a running start and jumps as far as possible towards it*WEEEENOOOO*starts falling, but then loops around and lands face-first on the ground under where he started*well, that didn't work. let's try again.*goes back up and uses his spear to vault to the platform*woo!*continues doing this until he gets to a strange white orb* zuma: he's in there... duck: well, here goes nothing!*stabs his spear into the orb* *the orb shakes, then shatters, revealing a HUGE star with a totally ****ing EPIC 'stache* zuma: it's eldztar! eldztar: thank you, young ones... duck: young?! who you calling young?! I'll have you know that, in 5 months, I'll be- eldztar: I had a thousand grandchildren a mere three seconds after the big bang. duck:...okay, yeah, I guess I am young... eldztar: come, let us return. I will use the last of my power to get us there quicker... *the universe tears itself apart and reassembles itself in a slightly different place, so that duck, zuma, and eldztar are now standing in a black and white(think castle bleck)version of the comet observatory* duck:*drooling* eldztar: oh, whoops, it seems I left a piece of his brain behind...*clicking noise*there we go! duck: ow...where am I? zuma: this is the comet obzervatory! duck: oh, there's an original name...
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Post by layze on Feb 21, 2008 17:20:31 GMT -5
quest log 2 duck: so...obzervatory, eh? what's this all about? zuma: it's a haven for all zumas. we are ruled by a great man named king zandor. duck: well, I guess that name makes up for "obzervatory"... zuma: for eons, we have been at war with the lumas. he has lead us in this neverending conflict since the beginning. duck: war, eh? so, what, epic space battles that destroy galaxies? zuma: no, it's really more of a psychological thing. the lumas just pretend we don't exist, so we make all kinds of prank calls and stuff. *pause* duck:...uh...yeah...anyway, can I go get another star guy now? zuma: sure! the next one is in the ulysses galaxy. duck: uh...k. take me there. *insert previous method of transportation here* *duck is now sitting in a boat on water...somewhere* duck: where am I? zuma: if you were supposed to know, the narrative wouldn't have said "somewhere," now would it? duck: good point.*puts up the boat's sails and starts moving through the sea* *after a while, duck sees an island* duck: land ho!*turns towards it and soon lands on the beach, where several weird flowers are growing*...what're these? zuma: they're lotuses! don't eat them, or you'll fall asleep! duck:...why would I eat a flower?*uses spear to push back into the water and continues on* *more sailing* duck:*hits another island*ooh, mountains* *thum* duck: what the-? *thum* duck: that doesn't sound good... *THUM* duck: where's that coming from...? *THUM* duck:*sees something coming around the mountain*eep. *THUM*[/size] duck:*watching as the huge thing comes towards him* *THUM*[/size] duck:*looks up at the huge one-eyed giant standing in front of him*...uh...hi! cyclops:*grunt* duck:...uh...*grabs zuma and holds him up* zuma: hey! duck: hey, big guy! I'll give you this shiny if you don't eat me! ^.^
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Post by layze on Feb 25, 2008 15:36:49 GMT -5
holy hell, 36-day update.
army name: fowl darkness
general: duck(fused with skolar) captain: sgt. byrd(has fire badge)(has watch), buzzar, raphaette(has earth badge)(upgraded by body ball), pennington, parrot, fez, klepto, kazooie(has backpack)(has air badge)(has two pairs of wings)(has phoenix wings)(has rainbow wings), turkey of dark dim darkness, roc, chompa, dodo, einstork messenger: crunch
base: dark dark ruins
troops: 40,475 dark craws 16,900 ravens 15,000 vultures 15,000 condors 9,500 crows 16,000 hummingbirds 13,500 pterodactyls 10,000 phoenixes
total: 136,375
alliances: the 64, melty molten mafia. wars: none.
coins: 72,262 civilians: 13,000
base defences: a huge 100-yard pit where the desert used to be jumbo fan on roof
projects: make the C4 chicken tank flight-capable: 40 days make light swap module for duck: 30 days build a high-powered flying saucer for sgt. byrd: 40 days put a bed of spikes around base of "mountain": 30 days
stuff: tarot card ostrelephant C4 chicken egg bomb x 2 bag of winds stereotypical villain spray metal something 25 bob-omb baubles 5 ice flowers starman spicy duck icy duck shift key plane-driving chicken water wings
factories: hoverboard factory x2(build 250 hoverboards a day)
war machines: bladed hoverboard 41,750 hoverboards santa's sleigh IRON PHOENIX airpigs plane C4 chicken tank
completed projects: build bladed hoverboard. build hoverboard factory develop fire eggs develop ice eggs ignite the sacred fire. build second hoverboard factory build the iron phoenix develop flash bombs ocular shade implants trick out santa's sleigh electromagnetic voicebox develop clockwork kazooie eggs develop battery eggs upgrade raphaette with the body ball shift key mass-produce C-4 chickens light-and-dark splicer build a machine that uses C4 chickens as ammo mass-produce scatter eggs short-range radar
einstork's log 1 ach, ve can't get anysing done avound here vis nobody but zat blasted bird here! so, I haf promoted myself to a captain and started some projects. I believe duck vill be pleased vhen he gets back.
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Post by layze on Feb 25, 2008 21:58:38 GMT -5
quest log 3!duck:*being carried away by the cyclops*great. now what am I supposed to do? zuma: um...make a miraculous escape? the hero always does that. duck: I'M NOT A HERO! zuma: well, uh...good luck with that. *the cyclops reaches his cave, opens the door, goes inside, and places duck on a shelf* duck: what, a SHELF? you put me on a SHELF?! what's the point of that? cyclops:*grunt* duck: oh, fine, then take THIS!*chucks his spear, landing it right in his eye* cyclops: GRAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!![/size] *suddenly, the ground begins shaking. after a few seconds, the cyclops turns into a giant muffin* duck:...that spear's teasing me, I know it is.*jumps down, using the muffin to cushion his fall, grabs the spear, and leaves* *fast-forward. duck is sailing again* duck:*sees two large rocks a ways out in front of him*oh, great, what's this? zuma: I know about this! under those rocks live two monsters. on the right is scylla, who has 6 arms and knows nothing but hunger. and on the left is charybdis, who's undying hunger has been replaced with a powerful thirst. it sucks water in, then spits it out to create a whirlpool. duck: okay, one, why was one's hunger replaced with thirst? why not just make both hungry? and two, if it's always thirsty, why not actually SWALLOW the water? zuma: I don't know, I guess zeus has a sense of humor! let's just try to go right down in between them so we don't die violently. duck: screw that!*steers all the way around the rocks* zuma:...wait, that works? duck: obviously, yes, it works. ooh, a pirate ship* *in front of them is a-wait, duck just said it, didn't he? ugh.* duck: coool... :*on the ship, but can't be seen due to glare from the sun*yar, if ye be wantin' to not be cannon fodder, ye'll be getting up here immediately! duck:...that sounds like a good reason to not die to me.*climbs up a conveniently placed ladder onto the boat* *when they get onto the boat, they're surrounded by pokemon wearing pirate hats. a pikachu, who is apparently the captain, approaches* pikachu: yar, what be ye doin' in pika the pirate's waters? duck: okay, what's the point of this joke? I mean, only one person on the entire forum is actually gonna- pikachu: SILENCE! unless ye be wantin' to walk the plank! duck: why would you invite us aboard just to make us walk the plank! pikachu: SHUT THE HELL UP, DAMMIT!...um...yar! duck: honestly, we're not really gonna be afraid of a pikachu with a cute little pirate hat, either. so can we go now? pikachu: not afraid, eh?*snaps fingers* *a tyranitar stomps over* pikachu: how 'bout now? duck: okay...yeah, now I'm terrified. a lot. pikachu: now...wait, why'd we invite you aboard again? duck: I don't know. can we just get to the battle scene? pikachu: sure. duck: cool! pikachu:*climbs up the mast*FIGHT TO THE DEATH, MATEYS! *duck shoots a blast of ice out of his spear, freezing the tyranitar solid. a charmeleon and a typhlosion both charge at him, but he spins around just as they reach him, causing his spear to sweet them both into the water. a rhydon then starts its horn spinning and charges horn first. duck blasts its horn with lightning, killing it* pikachu: WHAT?! WHY DID THAT WORK?! HE'S A DAMN GROUND TYPE! duck: hah! okay, this is boring.*slams the deck with his spear, creating a massive gust of wind that sweeps all of the other pokemon other than the pikachu into the water* duck: ah ha! now...huh? one left?*looks over at a blissey standing nearby*alright, then! more bloodshed for me!*charges spear-first* *duck's spear hits blissey at full speed, but it simply bounces off its skin with a squaking noise* duck: what...? layze:*climbs up the edge of the boat*seriously, why the HELL did chansey need an evolution?! blissey:*pulls out an egg* BLISSEY used EGG BOMB! *the blast sends duck flying...all the way to ithacuh, where he lands right in front of the second grand ztar* duck: cool!*grabs it and is returned to the obzervatory*
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Post by layze on Feb 26, 2008 18:28:25 GMT -5
WARNING: IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO KNOW THE OUTCOME OF THE 64 BATTLE BEFORE READING IT, DO NOT READ THIS LOG![/size]
4-day update
army name: fowl darkness
general: duck(fused with skolar) captain: sgt. byrd(has fire badge)(has watch), raphaette(has earth badge)(upgraded by body ball), pennington, parrot, fez, klepto, kazooie(has backpack)(has air badge)(has two pairs of wings)(has phoenix wings)(has rainbow wings), turkey of dark dim darkness, roc, chompa, dodo, einstork messenger: crunch
base: dark dark ruins
troops: 25,475 dark craws 6,900 ravens 4,000 vultures 7,000 condors 7,000 hummingbirds 4,500 pterodactyls 2,000 phoenixes
total: 56,875
alliances: the 64, melty molten mafia. wars: none.
coins: 72,662 civilians: 13,000
base defences: a huge 100-yard pit where the desert used to be jumbo fan on roof
projects: make the C4 chicken tank flight-capable: 36 days make light swap module for duck: 26 days build a high-powered flying saucer for sgt. byrd: 36 days put a bed of spikes around base of "mountain": 26 days
stuff: tarot card ostrelephant C4 chicken egg bomb x 2 bag of winds stereotypical villain spray metal something 25 bob-omb baubles 5 ice flowers spicy duck icy duck shift key plane-driving chicken water wings
factories: hoverboard factory x2(build 250 hoverboards a day)
war machines: bladed hoverboard 22,275 hoverboards santa's sleigh airpigs plane C4 chicken tank
completed projects: build bladed hoverboard. build hoverboard factory develop fire eggs develop ice eggs ignite the sacred fire. build second hoverboard factory build the iron phoenix develop flash bombs ocular shade implants trick out santa's sleigh electromagnetic voicebox develop clockwork kazooie eggs develop battery eggs upgrade raphaette with the body ball shift key mass-produce C-4 chickens light-and-dark splicer build a machine that uses C4 chickens as ammo mass-produce scatter eggs short-range radar
kazooie's log 14 ugh, I'm tired...
einstork's log 2 ACH! MY CREATION! DESTROYED! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
and for those people who go to the bottom of the page and scroll up, WARNING: IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO KNOW THE OUTCOME OF THE 64 BATTLE BEFORE READING IT, DO NOT READ THIS LOG![/size]
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Post by layze on Mar 5, 2008 16:29:17 GMT -5
32-day update
army name: fowl darkness
general: duck(fused with skolar) captain: sgt. byrd(has fire badge)(has watch), raphaette(has earth badge)(upgraded by body ball), pennington, parrot, fez, klepto, kazooie(has backpack)(has air badge)(has two pairs of wings)(has phoenix wings)(has rainbow wings), turkey of dark dim darkness, roc, chompa, dodo, einstork messenger: crunch
base: dark dark ruins
troops: 35,475 dark craws 7,900 ravens 5,000 vultures 7,000 condors 7,000 hummingbirds 4,500 pterodactyls 6,000 phoenixes
total: 72,875
alliances: the 64, melty molten mafia. wars: none.
coins: 75,862 civilians: 13,000
base defences: a huge 100-yard pit where the desert used to be jumbo fan on roof
projects: make the C4 chicken tank flight-capable: 4 days build a high-powered flying saucer for sgt. byrd: 4 days superspace bomb: 40 days rebuild the iron phoenix: 200 days
stuff: tarot card ostrelephant C4 chicken egg bomb x 2 bag of winds stereotypical villain spray metal something 25 bob-omb baubles 5 ice flowers spicy duck icy duck shift key plane-driving chicken water wings
factories: hoverboard factory x2(build 250 hoverboards a day)
war machines: bladed hoverboard 22,275 hoverboards santa's sleigh airpigs plane C4 chicken tank
completed projects: build bladed hoverboard. build hoverboard factory develop fire eggs develop ice eggs ignite the sacred fire. build second hoverboard factory build the iron phoenix develop flash bombs ocular shade implants trick out santa's sleigh electromagnetic voicebox develop clockwork kazooie eggs develop battery eggs upgrade raphaette with the body ball shift key mass-produce C-4 chickens light-and-dark splicer build a machine that uses C4 chickens as ammo mass-produce scatter eggs short-range radar
einstork's log 3 ztuff. go away, ve are busy.
...somebody motivate me to finish my quest. >_>
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Post by layze on Mar 6, 2008 18:32:32 GMT -5
quest log 4duck:*lands in the F-0 galaxy on what appears to be a race track floating in the sky**gets up*ow. can you try to aim for something that isn't pavement next time? zuma: no. duck:...are we breathing purple air? *a yield sign with an exclamation point in it flashes at the side of the screen* duck: what the hell was-AHH!*dives out of the way as a bunch of very fast-moving floating cars shoots by*what just happened?! what's going on here?! *the sign appears again* duck: oh great, again?! *as the cars come, duck swishes his spear, and a huge section of the track explodes, taking most of the cars with it* duck: cool. *another car screeches to a stop and a man in a racing uniform jumps out* captain falcon: what the HELL did you just do to the track?! duck: what about the dozens of other drivers I just killed? captain falcon: screw them! I can't win the race without a track! duck: bah. what're you gonna do about it, jumpsuit man? captain falcon:*jumps towards him* duck: uh... captain falcon: FALCOON PAUNCH!*helmet flies off* random other racer: CAPTAIN FALCON! *captain falcon's first connects with duck's face* *cut to the obzervatory* zuma:*flies up to someone who looks like bowser, but differently colored*king zandor! our hero has been killed! what do we do?! zandor: huh? how'd he die? zuma: he was engulfed in a fiery supernova. zandor: what?! what could've caused a supernova?! zuma: a punch. *pause* zuma: seriously. zandor: okay, let me just call up a friend of mine*picks up a phone and dials* *on the other side of the line* sarda:*about to stab a magical trevor voodoo doll with a large dagger* *the phone rings* sarda: dammit, who could that be? I created the universe, I deserve some peace and quiet!*answers the phone*hello?...oh, hey, zandor. zandor: hey, man. listen, this guy I need just got killed. can you do something about it?sarda: sure, hold on, lemme just rewind the entire universe a few mniutes. *a few minutes earlier* duck: bah. what're you gonna do about it, jumpsuit...whoa, deja vu... captain falcon: how dare you bring the history of france into this?!*jumps towards duck* duck: ack!*holds up spear*PK STAAAAAAAARSTOOOOORM! *huge stars start raining down, and one hits captain falcon and sends him flying* duck: sweet. zuma: waht does "PK" mean? duck: huh? zuma: you said "PK" before saying starstorm. duck: no I didn't. now where's the star? zuma: I believe that man was using him as a power source. duck: cool.*opens captain falcon's hood and pulls out zkolar*okay, let's get out of here.
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Post by layze on Mar 16, 2008 18:43:32 GMT -5
duck's log 5 *after some annoying plot that nobody really care about, duck touches down in the black galaxy* duck:...*looks around*...everything here is black. zuma: yes. good luck with that. duck: hey, there's a little glow over there. that must be the guy over there!*starts walking towards it and mashes his face on something*OW! what the HELL was that?! zuma: interesting. I should have my next birthday party here. duck: stars have birthdays? zuma: sure! mine's coming up in 4 weeks. it'll be my sweet 16 thousand! duck: uh...huh. *after much bumping and wandering and tripping later, duck reaches the grand ztar* duck: yay!*grabs it and is sent back* *pause* duck: okay, this log was too short. let's go get another one. zuma: k. *lol transportation* *duck lands in the wild wild galaxy, where he is surrounded by a prehistoric rain forest* duck:...wow. retro. I bet I get to fight dinosaurs here!*starts wandering, and hears some rustling in nearby bushes*hah!*holds up spear* *a huge hulking robot jumps out of the bushes and lands a few inches in front of duck* duck: eep.
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Post by vidguysteve on Mar 16, 2008 20:53:32 GMT -5
ROBOT?! WHUUUUUT?!
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Post by layze on Mar 17, 2008 20:34:30 GMT -5
don't worry, super king will save him! >_>
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Post by layze on Apr 7, 2008 14:49:48 GMT -5
*pulls out a calculator*holy ****.
132-day update! army name: fowl darkness
general: duck(fused with skolar) captain: sgt. byrd(has fire badge)(has watch), raphaette(has earth badge)(upgraded by body ball), pennington, parrot, fez, klepto, kazooie(has backpack)(has air badge)(has two pairs of wings)(has phoenix wings)(has rainbow wings), turkey of dark dim darkness, roc, chompa, dodo, einstork messenger: crunch
base: dark dark ruins
troops: 47,475 dark craws 17,900 ravens 15,000 vultures 17,000 condors 17,000 hummingbirds 14,500 pterodactyls 10,000 phoenixes
total: 72,875
alliances: the 64, melty molten mafia. wars: none.
coins: 59,062 civilians: 13,000
base defences: a huge 100-yard pit where the desert used to be jumbo fan on roof
projects: rebuild the iron phoenix: 68 days the all-seeing hawkeye: 50 days superspace bomb: 40 days build an egg incubator: 10 days
stuff: tarot card ostrelephant C4 chicken egg bomb x 2 bag of winds stereotypical villain spray metal something 25 bob-omb baubles 5 ice flowers spicy duck icy duck shift key plane-driving chicken water wings superspace bomb 6 penguin pins jet hammer
factories: hoverboard factory x2(build 250 hoverboards a day)
war machines: bladed hoverboard 55,275 hoverboards santa's sleigh airpigs plane C4 chicken tank byrd saucer nacho battleship
completed projects: build bladed hoverboard. build hoverboard factory develop fire eggs develop ice eggs ignite the sacred fire. build second hoverboard factory build the iron phoenix develop flash bombs ocular shade implants trick out santa's sleigh electromagnetic voicebox develop clockwork kazooie eggs develop battery eggs upgrade raphaette with the body ball shift key mass-produce C-4 chickens light-and-dark splicer build a machine that uses C4 chickens as ammo mass-produce scatter eggs short-range radar make the C4 chicken tank flight-capable build a high-powered flying saucer for sgt. byrd superspace bomb
einstork's log 4 good gleiben, it's been, vat, a third of a year since ze last log? anyway, the C4 chicken tank now flies, ze penguin has a flying saucer, and ve have built the first superspace bomb, and are working on the second. ze iron phoenix is almost done being rebuilt, und I am making a special eye for duck ven he gets back, although ze god who has done the event that caused him to leave doesn't seem villing to send him back anytime soon. bah. oh, und ve also got pins viz penguins on them und a battleship made from snack foods.
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