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Post by vidguysteve on Jan 20, 2008 0:27:59 GMT -5
That's fine with me then!
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Post by layze on Jan 21, 2008 19:03:56 GMT -5
kazooie:*walks over to sgt. byrd, who's painting something on the ground fro ma bucket of red "paint"*...whacha doing? sgt. byrd: I am making a summoning circle with which to revive our fallen leader! kazooie: it looks more like a square to me. sgt. byrd: that's because it is a square! kazooie: then why not call it a summoning square? sgt. byrd: are you MAD? you can't summon with a square! it's just not possible! *pause* kazooie:...uh...huh. so how long will this take? sgt. byrd: well, the cursed book from which I read the process says you must wait approximately 50 days, to allow time for the paint to dry. kazooie: paint? isn't that blood? sgt. byrd: of course not! why would you use BLOOD to summon a BIRD from a square-shaped summoning circle? kazooie:...I think my brain is eating itself. I'm just gonna leave you to whatever it is you're doing.*walks away*
8-day update
army name: fowl darkness
general: kazooie(has backpack)(has air badge) captain: sgt. byrd(has fire badge), buzzar, raphaette(has earth badge), pennington, parrot, fez messenger: crunch
base: dark dark ruins
troops: 7,475 dark craws 6,900 ravens 6,000 vultures 6,000 condors 6,000 crows 16,000 hummingbirds 7,000 pterodactyls 10,000 phoenixes
total: 65,375
alliances: the 64, melty molten mafia. wars: none.
coins: 88,562 civilians: 8,000
base defences: a huge 100-yard pit where the desert used to be
projects: develop clockwork kazooie eggs: 24 days develop battery eggs: 24 days give the iron phoenix an electromagnetic voicebox: 14 days summoning circle: 50 days
stuff: jumbo fan body ball
factories: hoverboard factory x2(build 250 hoverboards a day)
war machines: bladed hoverboard 8,750 hoverboards santa's sleigh IRON PHOENIX
completed projects: build bladed hoverboard. build hoverboard factory develop fire eggs develop ice eggs ignite the sacred fire. build second hoverboard factory build the iron phoenix develop flash bombs ocular shade implants trick out santa's sleigh
kazooie's log 4 so the army sergeant/air force pilot/penguin/brit/orphan/james bond ripoff is trying to bring duck back to life. not much else to note, except that some big penguin dude showed up today for no particular reason and no explanation as to how he managed to cross the massive gap that once was the desert completely unharmed and without being detected.
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Post by rydon7 on Jan 21, 2008 19:10:54 GMT -5
*cough*
You need teh Kelpto.
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Post by layze on Jan 21, 2008 19:14:07 GMT -5
there is nobody by the name of kelpto.
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Post by rydon7 on Jan 22, 2008 20:12:15 GMT -5
Kelpto the Condor.
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Post by vidguysteve on Jan 22, 2008 20:31:10 GMT -5
It's KLEpto.
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Post by layze on Jan 23, 2008 15:51:46 GMT -5
8-day update
army name: fowl darkness
general: kazooie(has backpack)(has air badge) captain: sgt. byrd(has fire badge), buzzar, raphaette(has earth badge), pennington, parrot, fez messenger: crunch
base: dark dark ruins
troops: 9,475 dark craws 7,900 ravens 6,000 vultures 7,000 condors 6,000 crows 16,000 hummingbirds 7,000 pterodactyls 10,000 phoenixes
total: 69,375
alliances: the 64, melty molten mafia. wars: none.
coins: 89,362 civilians: 8,000
base defences: a huge 100-yard pit where the desert used to be jumbo fan on roof
projects: develop clockwork kazooie eggs: 16 days develop battery eggs: 16 days give the iron phoenix an electromagnetic voicebox: 6 days summoning circle: 42 days
stuff: body ball
factories: hoverboard factory x2(build 250 hoverboards a day)
war machines: bladed hoverboard 8,750 hoverboards santa's sleigh IRON PHOENIX
completed projects: build bladed hoverboard. build hoverboard factory develop fire eggs develop ice eggs ignite the sacred fire. build second hoverboard factory build the iron phoenix develop flash bombs ocular shade implants trick out santa's sleigh
kazooie's log 5 stuff.
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Post by layze on Jan 25, 2008 17:20:12 GMT -5
8-day update
army name: fowl darkness
general: kazooie(has backpack)(has air badge) captain: sgt. byrd(has fire badge), buzzar, raphaette(has earth badge), pennington, parrot, fez messenger: crunch
base: dark dark ruins
troops: 10,475 dark craws 7,900 ravens 7,000 vultures 7,000 condors 7,000 crows 16,000 hummingbirds 7,000 pterodactyls 11,000 phoenixes
total: 73,375
alliances: the 64, melty molten mafia. wars: none.
coins: 90,162 civilians: 8,000
base defences: a huge 100-yard pit where the desert used to be jumbo fan on roof
projects: develop clockwork kazooie eggs: 8 days develop battery eggs: 8 days summoning circle: 36 days
stuff: body ball
factories: hoverboard factory x2(build 250 hoverboards a day)
war machines: bladed hoverboard 12,750 hoverboards(I forgot to add 2,000 in the last log, so yes, that's correct) santa's sleigh IRON PHOENIX
completed projects: build bladed hoverboard. build hoverboard factory develop fire eggs develop ice eggs ignite the sacred fire. build second hoverboard factory build the iron phoenix develop flash bombs ocular shade implants trick out santa's sleigh electromagnetic voicebox
kazooie's log 6 wow, writing these logs gets really repetitive...anyway, we finished the electromagnetic voicebox, so now the iron phoenix can create EMP waves. I don't know how useful that's gonna be, though, since we destroyed fawful's ship and that's really the main reason for us bulding it. uh-oh, the out of game knowledge police are coming, gotta go!
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Post by layze on Jan 26, 2008 17:50:15 GMT -5
4-day update
army name: fowl darkness
general: kazooie(has backpack)(has air badge) captain: sgt. byrd(has fire badge), buzzar, raphaette(has earth badge), pennington, parrot, fez, klepto messenger: crunch
base: dark dark ruins
troops: 12,475 dark craws 7,900 ravens 7,000 vultures 7,000 condors 7,000 crows 16,000 hummingbirds 7,000 pterodactyls 11,000 phoenixes
total: 75,375
alliances: the 64, melty molten mafia. wars: none.
coins: 90,562 civilians: 8,000
base defences: a huge 100-yard pit where the desert used to be jumbo fan on roof
projects: develop clockwork kazooie eggs: 4 days develop battery eggs: 4 days summoning circle: 32 days develop radio eggs: 20 days
stuff: body ball
factories: hoverboard factory x2(build 250 hoverboards a day)
war machines: bladed hoverboard 13,750 hoverboards santa's sleigh IRON PHOENIX
completed projects: build bladed hoverboard. build hoverboard factory develop fire eggs develop ice eggs ignite the sacred fire. build second hoverboard factory build the iron phoenix develop flash bombs ocular shade implants trick out santa's sleigh electromagnetic voicebox
kazooie's log 7 so this condor guy joined us, and I'm working on yet another new egg. these ones are fully mechanical and can send messages extremely long distances.
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Post by layze on Jan 28, 2008 16:52:02 GMT -5
8-day update
army name: fowl darkness
general: kazooie(has backpack)(has air badge)(has two pairs of wings) captain: sgt. byrd(has fire badge)(has watch), buzzar, raphaette(has earth badge), pennington, parrot, fez, klepto messenger: crunch
base: dark dark ruins
troops: 12,475 dark craws 8,900 ravens 8,000 vultures 8,000 condors 8,000 crows 16,000 hummingbirds 8,000 pterodactyls 10,000 phoenixes
total: 79,375
alliances: the 64, melty molten mafia. wars: none.
coins: 70,362 civilians: 9,000
base defences: a huge 100-yard pit where the desert used to be jumbo fan on roof
projects: summoning circle: 24 days develop radio eggs: 12 days mass-produce water egg: 30 days mass-produce aero egg: 30 days
stuff: body ball aerogg wategg black jewel
factories: hoverboard factory x2(build 250 hoverboards a day)
war machines: bladed hoverboard 15,750 hoverboards santa's sleigh IRON PHOENIX
completed projects: build bladed hoverboard. build hoverboard factory develop fire eggs develop ice eggs ignite the sacred fire. build second hoverboard factory build the iron phoenix develop flash bombs ocular shade implants trick out santa's sleigh electromagnetic voicebox develop clockwork kazooie eggs develop battery eggs
kazooie's log 8 wow, there went a boatload of cash. well, whatever. we're mass-producing the water and aero eggs, and also renamed them as such because their original names were stupid. oh, also, I put on the wings we got from there, and I look COOL! I bet I'd look even cooler if I had two more...
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Post by layze on Jan 29, 2008 16:48:54 GMT -5
4-day update
army name: fowl darkness
general: kazooie(has backpack)(has air badge)(has two pairs of wings) captain: sgt. byrd(has fire badge)(has watch), buzzar, raphaette(has earth badge), pennington, parrot, fez, klepto messenger: crunch
base: dark dark ruins
troops: 14,475 dark craws 8,900 ravens 8,000 vultures 8,000 condors 8,000 crows 16,000 hummingbirds 8,000 pterodactyls 10,000 phoenixes
total: 81,375
alliances: the 64, melty molten mafia. wars: none.
coins: 70,762 civilians: 9,000
base defences: a huge 100-yard pit where the desert used to be jumbo fan on roof
projects: summoning circle: 20 days develop radio eggs: 8 days mass-produce water egg: 26 days mass-produce aero egg: 26 days
stuff: body ball aerogg wategg black jewel
factories: hoverboard factory x2(build 250 hoverboards a day)
war machines: bladed hoverboard 16,750 hoverboards santa's sleigh IRON PHOENIX
completed projects: build bladed hoverboard. build hoverboard factory develop fire eggs develop ice eggs ignite the sacred fire. build second hoverboard factory build the iron phoenix develop flash bombs ocular shade implants trick out santa's sleigh electromagnetic voicebox develop clockwork kazooie eggs develop battery eggs
kazooie's log 9 blah.
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Post by layze on Jan 30, 2008 16:00:50 GMT -5
4-day update
army name: fowl darkness
general: kazooie(has backpack)(has air badge)(has two pairs of wings)(has phoenix wings) captain: sgt. byrd(has fire badge)(has watch), buzzar, raphaette(has earth badge), pennington, parrot, fez, klepto messenger: crunch
base: dark dark ruins
troops: 16,475 dark craws 8,900 ravens 8,000 vultures 8,000 condors 8,000 crows 16,000 hummingbirds 8,000 pterodactyls 10,000 phoenixes
total: 83,375
alliances: the 64, melty molten mafia. wars: none.
coins: 71,162 civilians: 9,000
base defences: a huge 100-yard pit where the desert used to be jumbo fan on roof
projects: summoning circle: 16 days develop radio eggs: 4 days mass-produce water egg: 22 days mass-produce aero egg: 22 days
sub-projects: hatch roc egg: 35 days
stuff: body ball aerogg wategg ostrelephant C4 chicken scatter egg
factories: hoverboard factory x2(build 250 hoverboards a day)
war machines: bladed hoverboard 17,750 hoverboards santa's sleigh IRON PHOENIX
completed projects: build bladed hoverboard. build hoverboard factory develop fire eggs develop ice eggs ignite the sacred fire. build second hoverboard factory build the iron phoenix develop flash bombs ocular shade implants trick out santa's sleigh electromagnetic voicebox develop clockwork kazooie eggs develop battery eggs
kazooie's log 10 we bought a black jewel from the mystery market to turn some of this cash into minions, but then I realized they couldn't fly so we gave the jewel to our ally. 'sides, we need this money now, because, as that creepy god dude with the big hair might be glad to hear, something we were planning earlier is back on track. we also got a bunch of other stuff from that market. including some sort of ostrich/elephant. I'm considering it an item because I refuse to grant that biological monstrosity the sweet embrace of dying in battle. I mean, how the hell does that thing even hold itself up, anyway? god! oh, and I have another pair of wings. I look so cool. ^_^
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Post by layze on Jan 31, 2008 17:45:16 GMT -5
4-day update army name: fowl darkness general: kazooie(has backpack)(has air badge)(has two pairs of wings)(has phoenix wings)(has rainbow wings) captain: sgt. byrd(has fire badge)(has watch), buzzar, raphaette(has earth badge), pennington, parrot, fez, klepto messenger: crunch base: dark dark ruins troops: 16,475 dark craws 9,900 ravens 8,000 vultures 8,000 condors 8,000 crows 16,000 hummingbirds 9,000 pterodactyls 10,000 phoenixes total: 85,375 alliances: the 64, melty molten mafia. wars: none. coins: 54,562 civilians: 9,000 base defences: a huge 100-yard pit where the desert used to be jumbo fan on roof projects: summoning circle: 12 days mass-produce water egg: 18 days mass-produce aero egg: 18 days sub-projects: hatch roc egg: 35 days stuff: body ball aerogg wategg ostrelephant C4 chicken scatter egg egg bomb x 2 frog bag of winds factories: hoverboard factory x2(build 250 hoverboards a day) war machines: bladed hoverboard 18,750 hoverboards santa's sleigh IRON PHOENIX completed projects: build bladed hoverboard. build hoverboard factory develop fire eggs develop ice eggs ignite the sacred fire. build second hoverboard factory build the iron phoenix develop flash bombs ocular shade implants trick out santa's sleigh electromagnetic voicebox develop clockwork kazooie eggs develop battery eggs kazooie's log 11woo, 8 wings! now I can turn people into flaming...er...what am I allowed to say? flaming coated gummy snacks? yeah, let's go with that. we also got a frog, which we're apparently supposed to turn into roadkill...
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Post by layze on Feb 1, 2008 13:47:40 GMT -5
4-day update
army name: fowl darkness
general: kazooie(has backpack)(has air badge)(has two pairs of wings)(has phoenix wings)(has rainbow wings) captain: sgt. byrd(has fire badge)(has watch), buzzar, raphaette(has earth badge), pennington, parrot, fez, klepto messenger: crunch
base: dark dark ruins
troops: 18,475 dark craws 9,900 ravens 8,000 vultures 8,000 condors 8,000 crows 16,000 hummingbirds 9,000 pterodactyls 10,000 phoenixes
total: 87,375
alliances: the 64, melty molten mafia. wars: none.
coins: 54,962 civilians: 9,000
base defences: a huge 100-yard pit where the desert used to be jumbo fan on roof
projects: summoning circle: 8 days mass-produce water egg: 14 days mass-produce aero egg: 14 days upgrade raphaette with body ball: 30 days
sub-projects: hatch roc egg: 27 days
stuff: skolar card body ball aerogg wategg ostrelephant C4 chicken scatter egg egg bomb x 2 frog bag of winds stereotypical villain spray metal something
factories: hoverboard factory x2(build 250 hoverboards a day)
war machines: bladed hoverboard 19,750 hoverboards santa's sleigh IRON PHOENIX airpigs plane
completed projects: build bladed hoverboard. build hoverboard factory develop fire eggs develop ice eggs ignite the sacred fire. build second hoverboard factory build the iron phoenix develop flash bombs ocular shade implants trick out santa's sleigh electromagnetic voicebox develop clockwork kazooie eggs develop battery eggs
kazooie's log 12 not much going on. we're still not sure what to do with that frog, since the gods refuse to give us a straight answer. also, we're using the body ball to upgrade raphaette, since nobody else wants it.
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Post by layze on Feb 4, 2008 16:45:01 GMT -5
*cut to purgatory* *duck and the grim reaper are playing poker* reaper:*sweating*uh...4 tens! duck: heh.*places down cards*a royal flush* reaper: NOOOO! duck:*takes the mountain of chips sitting between them*YES! let the record show that I, duck, am now in possession of all the money of the gods! AH HAH HA-*disappears* reaper:...*shrugs, takes the money back, and walks away* *cut to the land of the living* *duck appears in the summoning circle* sgt. byrd: ah-ha! success! glad to have you back, sir! duck: YOU SON OF A *****! sgt. byrd: glad to see you, too!
12-day update
army name: fowl darkness
general: duck captain: sgt. byrd(has fire badge)(has watch), buzzar, raphaette(has earth badge), pennington, parrot, fez, klepto, kazooie(has backpack)(has air badge)(has two pairs of wings)(has phoenix wings)(has rainbow wings) messenger: crunch
base: dark dark ruins
troops: 20,475 dark craws 10,900 ravens 9,000 vultures 9,000 condors 9,000 crows 16,000 hummingbirds 9,000 pterodactyls 10,000 phoenixes
total: 93,375
alliances: the 64, melty molten mafia. wars: none.
coins: 39,162 civilians: 10,000
base defences: a huge 100-yard pit where the desert used to be jumbo fan on roof
projects: mass-produce water egg: 2 days mass-produce aero egg: 2 days upgrade raphaette with body ball: 16 days put cosmic engine in iron phoenix: 10 days
sub-projects: hatch roc egg: 15 days
stuff: skolar card body ball aerogg wategg ostrelephant C4 chicken scatter egg egg bomb x 2 frog bag of winds stereotypical villain spray metal something
factories: hoverboard factory x2(build 250 hoverboards a day)
war machines: bladed hoverboard 22,750 hoverboards santa's sleigh IRON PHOENIX airpigs plane small ship
completed projects: build bladed hoverboard. build hoverboard factory develop fire eggs develop ice eggs ignite the sacred fire. build second hoverboard factory build the iron phoenix develop flash bombs ocular shade implants trick out santa's sleigh electromagnetic voicebox develop clockwork kazooie eggs develop battery eggs
duck's log 40 ah...good to be back in charge! although I am still a bit pissed about losing all of the riches of the gods...anyway, I see we've managed quite a lot in my time gone. glad to know our raid got us so much cash. also, kazooie has 8 wings...she looks stupid, and we all know it, but I pity the poor soul who tells her that. well, actually, I'd probably pop some popcorn and watch. anyway, we're throwing the cosmic engine we got a while back into the iron phoenix. also, we're down to half of what we got from our raid on beanbean castle. maybe we should do another one. this time, I'll be sure to kill that damn beany BEFORE he gets 500 feet tall...hey...wait a minute! WHERE'S MY SPEAR[/FORESHADOWING LULZ]
kazooie's log 13 ...well, easy come, easy go...
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