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Post by layze on Feb 5, 2008 22:25:02 GMT -5
pennington:*searching through santa's sleigh*...ZVA- kazooie: shush. what'd you find? pennington: this!*pulls out a package*it's addressed to us! it must've been a late delivery... kazooie: ooh!*grabs it, tears it open, and pulls out 25 bob-omb baubles, 5 ice flowers, a starman, and...*a turkey?*watches as the turkey of dark dim darkness runs off*... 5-day update army name: fowl darkness general: duck captain: sgt. byrd(has fire badge)(has watch), buzzar, raphaette(has earth badge), pennington, parrot, fez, klepto, kazooie(has backpack)(has air badge)(has two pairs of wings)(has phoenix wings)(has rainbow wings), turkey of dark dim darkness messenger: crunch base: dark dark ruins troops: 20,475 dark craws 10,900 ravens 10,000 vultures 10,000 condors 9,500 crows 16,000 hummingbirds 9,000 pterodactyls 10,000 phoenixes total: 95,875 alliances: the 64, melty molten mafia. wars: none. coins: 39,662 civilians: 10,000 base defences: a huge 100-yard pit where the desert used to be jumbo fan on roof projects: upgrade raphaette with body ball: 11 days put cosmic engine in iron phoenix: 5 days make light-and-dark splicer: 33 days sub-projects: hatch roc egg: 10 days stuff: skolar card body ball aerogg wategg ostrelephant C4 chicken scatter egg egg bomb x 2 frog bag of winds stereotypical villain spray metal something 25 bob-omb baubles 5 ice flowers starman factories: hoverboard factory x2(build 250 hoverboards a day) war machines: bladed hoverboard 22,750 hoverboards santa's sleigh IRON PHOENIX airpigs plane small ship completed projects: build bladed hoverboard. build hoverboard factory develop fire eggs develop ice eggs ignite the sacred fire. build second hoverboard factory build the iron phoenix develop flash bombs ocular shade implants trick out santa's sleigh electromagnetic voicebox develop clockwork kazooie eggs develop battery eggs duck's log 41eh, the geek is making a machine for me. anyway, I gotta go get my spear...
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Post by layze on Feb 5, 2008 22:39:05 GMT -5
QUEST LOG 1 duck:*grabs his hoverboard, then shoves the skolar card and an ice flower into a pocket* kazooie: where are you going? duck: to get my spear. I bet it against the reaper in a game of poker and lost the hand. I'm gonna go get it back in the most violent way I can think of.*hops on hoverboard and rides off* *cut to E. gadd's lab* duck:*knocks the door down and enters*hey, doc! do you have a machine that can get me to a place that technically doesn't exist? E. gadd: no, 'fraid not. duck: oh, we'll see about that!*holds up the skolar card, which begins glowing* *it gets dark outside. the room shakes and several dents appear in the ceiling. tihs goes on for about a minute* *pause* gadd: heh! I didn't know there was supposed to be a meteor shower today! duck: argh, I guess it only works outside...hey, do you mind stepping outside for just a minute? gadd: now hold yer horses, young feller! you didn't let me finish! I don't have one, but I can build one! here's a list of parts I need!*hands him a list* duck:*reads list*ugh, this looks like a quest...I hate quests.
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Post by layze on Feb 7, 2008 16:45:22 GMT -5
7-day update
army name: fowl darkness
general: duck captain: sgt. byrd(has fire badge)(has watch), buzzar, raphaette(has earth badge), pennington, parrot, fez, klepto, kazooie(has backpack)(has air badge)(has two pairs of wings)(has phoenix wings)(has rainbow wings), turkey of dark dim darkness messenger: crunch
base: dark dark ruins
troops: 20,475 dark craws 11,900 ravens 11,000 vultures 11,000 condors 9,500 crows 16,000 hummingbirds 10,500 pterodactyls 10,000 phoenixes
total: 100,375
alliances: the 64, melty molten mafia. wars: none.
coins: 51,362 civilians: 10,000
base defences: a huge 100-yard pit where the desert used to be jumbo fan on roof
projects: upgrade raphaette with body ball: 3 days make light-and-dark splicer: 26 days create RING O' FIAR around base of sand mountain: 30 days somehow turn the frog into a plane-driving chicken: 10 days
sub-projects: hatch roc egg: 3 days
stuff: skolar card body ball ostrelephant C4 chicken scatter egg egg bomb x 2 frog bag of winds stereotypical villain spray metal something 25 bob-omb baubles 5 ice flowers starman
factories: hoverboard factory x2(build 250 hoverboards a day)
war machines: bladed hoverboard 24,750 hoverboards santa's sleigh IRON PHOENIX airpigs plane
completed projects: build bladed hoverboard. build hoverboard factory develop fire eggs develop ice eggs ignite the sacred fire. build second hoverboard factory build the iron phoenix develop flash bombs ocular shade implants trick out santa's sleigh electromagnetic voicebox develop clockwork kazooie eggs develop battery eggs
sgt. byrd's log 1 I have taken the liberty of making a log while our commanding officer is away. we are currently working on creating a mechanism to defend our base of operations from ground attacks. additionally, we are turning the strange amphibian we received earlier into a plane-driving chicken...somehow. I don't really understand it myself.
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Post by vidguysteve on Feb 7, 2008 16:46:47 GMT -5
You... you don't really have to project for it... just run him over...
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Post by layze on Feb 7, 2008 16:48:20 GMT -5
fine, I'll have raphaette sit on him.
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Post by layze on Feb 7, 2008 16:56:10 GMT -5
quest log 2duck:*sitting in a random tree, reading gadd's list*let's see, the first thing I need is...bob-omb gunpowder? how could he possibly use that? random pink bird:*lands next to him*hey there, handsome! duck: whatever.*hops onto hoverboard and flies off* *pause* *two more pink birds fly over* pink bird 2: what'd he say? pink bird 2: oh, he's playing hard-to-get. ^.^ *cut to fahr outpost* fahr outpost mayor:*randomly walking back and forth*...*walks into wall due to crappy AI* duck:*sneaks up behind him, impales him on his spear, and holds him up, draining the gunpowder out of him into a paper bag*heh. general white: HE KILLED OUR BELOVED MAYOR! goldbob: GET HIM! *every bob-okb in town starts rushing toward him* duck: eep. ._. *the pink bird comes down* pink bird: oh, hello again! isn't it weird how we keep running into each other? duck:*rides* pink bird: hey, where ya- duck:*looking down at the explosion*heh heh...*hit in the face by a pink chicken wing*ow! what the hell was that?! eh, whatever.*flies off*
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Post by layze on Feb 8, 2008 18:47:12 GMT -5
*just before everyone left to aid the 64* raphaette:*rolling around through the base, often rolling over random troops without showing any signs of actually trying not to* kazooie: are you sure giving her the ball thing was a good idea? einstork: not anymore... raphaette:*rolls over the frog* kazooie: ACK! *the frog turns into a chicken in a plane and starts flying around* kazooie: what? einstork: ACH! frogs are not zupposed to turn into plane-driving chickens! it does not make any zense! it defies ze laws of physics AND nature! and how did it get BIGGER?! what happened to ze law of conservation of matter?! hmmph! very well then! if frogs can turn into chickens, I can fly!*flies away* kazooie:...hey, sgt. byrd? can you come in here? something bad is happening to the laws of nature. *a roc flies overhead* kazooie: oh, joy, the egg hatched...
4-day update
army name: fowl darkness
general: duck captain: sgt. byrd(has fire badge)(has watch), buzzar, raphaette(has earth badge)(upgraded by body ball), pennington, parrot, fez, klepto, kazooie(has backpack)(has air badge)(has two pairs of wings)(has phoenix wings)(has rainbow wings), turkey of dark dim darkness, roc, messenger: crunch
base: dark dark ruins
troops: 22,475 dark craws 11,900 ravens 11,000 vultures 11,000 condors 9,500 crows 16,000 hummingbirds 10,500 pterodactyls 10,000 phoenixes
total: 102,375
alliances: the 64, melty molten mafia. wars: none.
coins: 51,162 civilians: 10,000
base defences: a huge 100-yard pit where the desert used to be jumbo fan on roof
projects: make light-and-dark splicer: 22 days create RING O' FIAR around base of sand mountain: 26 days turn the shift key into a multi-use super shroom: 20 days mass-produce C4 chicken: 20 days
sub-projects:
stuff: skolar card ostrelephant C4 chicken scatter egg egg bomb x 2 bag of winds stereotypical villain spray metal something 25 bob-omb baubles 5 ice flowers starman spicy duck icy duck shift key plane-driving chicken
factories: hoverboard factory x2(build 250 hoverboards a day)
war machines: bladed hoverboard 25,750 hoverboards santa's sleigh IRON PHOENIX airpigs plane
completed projects: build bladed hoverboard. build hoverboard factory develop fire eggs develop ice eggs ignite the sacred fire. build second hoverboard factory build the iron phoenix develop flash bombs ocular shade implants trick out santa's sleigh electromagnetic voicebox develop clockwork kazooie eggs develop battery eggs upgrade raphaette with the body ball
sgt. byrd's pre-recorded log 2 hm...the laws of nature are imploding or something. our frog is now a chicken, our genius is flying despite a lack of wings, raphaette is rolling around. anyway, we're mass-producing the C4 chickens, as well as trying to find a way to turn the shift key into a kind of multi-use super shroom.
CURRENTLY OUT AIDING THE 64: sgt. byrd(has fire badge)(has watch), buzzar, raphaette(has earth badge)(upgraded with body ball), kazooie(has backpack)(has air badge)(has two pairs of wings)(has phoenix wings)(has rainbow wings), turkey of dark dim darkness
20,475 dark craws(ALL riding hoverboards) 11,900 ravens 11,000 vultures 11,000 condors 9,500 crows 16,000 hummingbirds 10,500 pterodactyls 10,000 phoenixes
the iron phoenix
25 bob-omb baubles 4 ice flowers starman stereotypical villain spray bag of winds
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Post by layze on Feb 9, 2008 11:04:46 GMT -5
quest log 3! duck:*reading list*and now I need...a single X-naut hair? what the hell is wrong with this guy? ugh. now I need to figure out how to get to the moon. well, I guess I can use the cannon in...aw, dammit, I just blew it up!...well, I'll just fly up and see what happens. *after some flying up* duck:*is on the moon*that shouldn't have worked. oh, well. *a random X-naut walks by* X-naut:...dude, a bird on a board! duck: ah-ha, yes, good.*stabs him, pulls off his hood thing, and plucks a hair* X-naut: dude! mayday!*falls over* *an alarm starts going off* *a hoard of X-nauts runs out of seemingly nowhere and starts jumping all over duck* duck: ACK! *the X-nauts carry duck into the base, all the way into grodus' throne room* grodus: hm...X-nauts! what have you brought to me? X-naut: yeah, hey, sir grodus, dude, king, sir. this guy killed one of us out on the surface. grodus: who did he kill? X-naut: it was jimmy, sir. grodus: NOT JIMMY! THROW HIM INTO THE INCINERATOR! duck: WAIT! hey, can't you see the black feathers and glowing yellow eyes? I'm evil, too! grodus: hm...okay, that makes sense. however, I can't allow my competition to live. THROW HIM INTO THE INCINERATOR! duck: AHHH!*looks behind him and sees a massive room full of fire*AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! argh, only some major deus ex machina will save me now! *MAJOR DEUS EX MACHINA* magical trevor:*is charred black and holding half of a fossilized cat*woah, how'd I get here? I was just trying out a new trick... duck: hey, beardy guy! li'l help? trevor: uh...sure.*freezes all the X-nauts* duck: thanks, I owe you one!*runs out* trevor:...hm. that was weird. *doomship appears* doomship:*points at trevor*HEY, GET BACK TO YOUR OWN UNIVERSE!*grabs him and disappears* duck:*flying back towards earth*ugh, that was weird. I bet the next item is gonna be a shy guy's mask or something.*looks at list*...god dammit, why'd I have to say it?
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Post by layze on Feb 9, 2008 17:59:26 GMT -5
quest log 4duck: great, the mask of a shy guy. where am I gonna get that?...hm...I wonder if sharptooth got rid of the toy box?*flies off to goomtown* *at goomtown* duck:*looks around*hm...HEY, SHARPTOOTH, HAVE YOU GOTTEN RID OF THE SHY GUYS' TOYBOX? *pause* *a small hoard of koopas runs by* tubba blubbachine:*chasing after them*WAIT, STOP, I JUST WANNA PUNCH YOU! duck:...whatever, I'll go check it out myself.*heads off to the "empty" house*now, how do you open this wall again? eh, well.*bashes down the wall using his board**jumps into the toybox* *inside the toybox, everything has gone from bright and colorful to extremely ghetto* duck:...whoa. anti-guy:*walks over and holds a gun up to duck*hey, punk, give me your shoes. duck:*stabs him through the face*...wait, no, I needed that mask. DAMMIT! well, as long as I'm here, I might as well get general guy's mask.*jumps onto the train(which is now manned by two goombas), and continues around to the station nearest general guy*wow, quests can get pretty boring when the dialog is only coming from one person.*enters general guy's room, which is still as colorful as normal*huh? why is this room different? general guy: HALT, FIEND! what are you doing in the resistance headquarters?! duck: resistance? from what? general guy: the goombas on the surface world have taken over! we are the last to resist their contamination! duck: okay, so...why are you staying here? general guy: we are trapped. the others that were once under my command have gone to the goombas' ways. we are the only ones left... *about a dozen beaten up shy guys come out of the shadows* general guy: and now, we cannot allow you to leave! duck: hey! um...but! uh...hey, do you know sergeant byrd? general guy: what?! how do you know agent 009? duck: agent 009? general guy: yes. there are 10 of us in all, agents 001 through 009. the nine of us are the greatest world powers ever known, although we conduct ourselves in secret. at one time, the 9 of us controlled an almighty army, but then times changed, and we have split up... duck: cool. who are the rest? general guy: agent 001 is an ape. he once fought against the plumber who is the hero of this land. I believe he now goes by the name of "kranky cong." agent 002 is a koopa, father to king bowser. bowser overthrew him long ago, however. he thought his father dead, but nay, he still walks the face of the earth mushroom planet. agent 003, however, is all but dead. he was badly injured in a battle many years ago. large parts of his body were replaced with machinery, and he retains only very little memory of us. he now goes by the name grodus. duck: can we speed up this exposition? general guy: no. I myself am agent 004. agent 005 is a great toad, who rules over a land that many to believe only a dream. subcon is its name. agent 005 is a being of pure metal named smithy. 006 is a being from the stars. his name cannot be spoken in our tongue, but I believe he once teamed up with the red-hatted hero to defeat 005. 007's name is unknown even to us. however, he invented the items known as the super scope, the motion sensor bomb, and the cloaking device. 008 is the grandmother of the princess of the mushroom kingdom. finally, 009 is mr. sergeant byrd. duck: wait, why have every one of them EXCEPT sergeant byrd either appeared in a game or else have been overthrown by someone in a game? general guy: because he was smart. all of the rest of us made our presence known and gotten our asses kicked, usually by mario. duck: okay, next question. why are you all called agent 00something? general guy: because it makes us sound a lot cooler than we really are. duck: okay...one last thing. why are you talking differently than you used to? general guy: when a fat, fat man jumps on your head a few times, you're gonna start talknig funny, too. duck: ah. general guy: wait, what were we talknig about before I started saying all this? duck: you were gonna give me one of your guys' masks so I could be on my way. general guy: oh, right. johnson, come over here. shy guy:*walks over* general guy:*pulls off his mask and hands it to duck* duck: hey, thanks, I-*looks up at the unmasked shy guy* duck:...AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!*runs*
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Post by layze on Feb 10, 2008 15:20:55 GMT -5
8-day update
army name: fowl darkness
general: duck captain: sgt. byrd(has fire badge)(has watch), buzzar, raphaette(has earth badge)(upgraded by body ball), pennington, parrot, fez, klepto, kazooie(has backpack)(has air badge)(has two pairs of wings)(has phoenix wings)(has rainbow wings), turkey of dark dim darkness, roc, messenger: crunch
base: dark dark ruins
troops: 22,475 dark craws 12,900 ravens 12,000 vultures 12,000 condors 9,500 crows 16,000 hummingbirds 11,500 pterodactyls 10,000 phoenixes
total: 106,375
alliances: the 64, melty molten mafia. wars: none.
coins: 51,962 civilians: 11,000
base defences: a huge 100-yard pit where the desert used to be jumbo fan on roof
projects: make light-and-dark splicer: 14 days create RING O' FIAR around base of sand mountain: 18 days turn the shift key into a multi-use super shroom: 12 days mass-produce C4 chicken: 12 days
sub-projects:
stuff: skolar card ostrelephant C4 chicken scatter egg egg bomb x 2 bag of winds stereotypical villain spray metal something 25 bob-omb baubles 5 ice flowers starman spicy duck icy duck shift key plane-driving chicken
factories: hoverboard factory x2(build 250 hoverboards a day)
war machines: bladed hoverboard 27,750 hoverboards santa's sleigh IRON PHOENIX airpigs plane
completed projects: build bladed hoverboard. build hoverboard factory develop fire eggs develop ice eggs ignite the sacred fire. build second hoverboard factory build the iron phoenix develop flash bombs ocular shade implants trick out santa's sleigh electromagnetic voicebox develop clockwork kazooie eggs develop battery eggs upgrade raphaette with the body ball
crunch's log 1 ...hell damn ass dick fart! WARK!
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Post by layze on Feb 12, 2008 16:47:35 GMT -5
quest log 5duck: here you go, old fart.*puts the fuse, the hair, and the mask in front of gadd* gadd: whatever are these for? duck: you needed them to make a machine that could get me to purgatory... gadd: oh, that's silly! I already have such a machine*leaves the room and comes back in driving a forklift which is holding what looks like a photo booth* duck:...wait, did you just turn senile or something? gadd: nope! duck:...whatever. get me to purgatory, doc. gadd: righty-o! just hop in! duck:*gets into the machine* gadd:*inputs some commands*and away you go! *the machine disappears* *in purgatory* *the machine appears and duck comes out* duck: AH-HA!*sees a very big guy with a hammer*...who're you? big guy: I'm thor. duck: you're thor? thor: well, it hurth. BA-DUM PSSH duck:...ow. just...just ow. what're you doing here, thor? thor: mithter reaper thaid to watch out for a birdy and kill him if he cometh for hith thpear.*holds up spear*have you seen the birdy? duck: uh...no...can I have the thpe-spear? thor: hm...I don't thee why not! ^.^*hands him the spear* GET!!! DUCK GOT HIS SPEAR BACK! duck: sweet. ???: ARF! duck: CHOMPA!!! chompa: ^__________^*dives at duck, knocking both of them into the machine* grim:*comes in*well, I'm back from the dry cleaner's, and my robe has never-THOR! thor: what? grim: WHAT'RE YOU DOING LETTING HIM GET AWAY?!*points at duck*HE'S A BAD BIRDY! thor: BAD BIRDY!*raises hammer* duck: AAAHH!!!*begins madly hammering the buttons* chompa: arf? *a bolt of lightning shoots down from thor's hammer, hitting the machine just before it disappears* *a few days ago, at the dark dark ruins* duck:*grabs his hoverboard, then shoves the skolar card and an ice flower into a pocket* kazooie: where are you going? duck: to get my spear. I bet it against the reaper in a game of poker and lost the hand. I'm gonna go get it back in the most violent way I can think of.*hops on hoverboard and rides off* *a HUGE beam shoots out of the ground just a few feet from kazooie* kazooie: ACK! *duck and chompa climb out of the hole made by the beam* kazooie: where did you two come from?! duck: oh, it was really cool. E. gadd made me a machine to et to purgatory, so I could get my spear. but then, the machine got zapped as I was leaving, and sent me back a few hundred million years. I found where this place was and- kazooie: don't you mean where it WOULD BE? duck: actually, it was already there. anyway, I buried myself underneath and froze myself and chompa. 300 million years later, the ice thawed and here we are. but I'd like to know why the ice thawed just now... kazooie: uh... *a few minutes ago* *kazooie has etched a picture of duck into the floor* kazooie: I bet you 50 coins I can destroy this whole thing in 5 seconds. raphaette: you're on! *end flashback* kazooie: uh...it's a mystery, I guess! duck: apparently. kazooie: but how'd you find this place back then, anyway? duck: oh, that was easy. I arrived on some sort of supercontinent- kazooie: you mean shroomgaea? duck: duh. anyway, I saw this big black bird who ripped the ground apart to make the continents- crunch: big BADASS bird who ripped the ground apart! WARK! duck: shut up, crunch. anyway, I followed him back here. kazooie: well that's an interrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*disappears in a puff of smoke* duck: what the? *the roof is ripped off. duck looks up to see a black hole* duck: AHH! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?! ???: YOU FOOL! duck:*turns around and sees a strange creature standing behind him* nibbler: DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE?! duck: not really, no. nibbler: by appearing where you weren't before instead of when you should have later, you have created a paradox! it's only a matter of minutes before the universe implodes in on itself! duck: oh, c'mon, I've done two quests and BOTH ended in doomsday! nibbler: not to worry! I should be able to send you to where you SHOULD have appeared, thus saving the space-time continuum! duck: will that hurt? nibbler: a lot. duck: but nibbler: GO!*there's a flash of light* *cut to the present. duck appears in the spot he was standing before* duck:...whoa. END QUEST!
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Post by layze on Feb 12, 2008 17:02:45 GMT -5
8-day update
army name: fowl darkness
general: duck captain: sgt. byrd(has fire badge)(has watch), buzzar, raphaette(has earth badge)(upgraded by body ball), pennington, parrot, fez, klepto, kazooie(has backpack)(has air badge)(has two pairs of wings)(has phoenix wings)(has rainbow wings), turkey of dark dim darkness, roc, chompa messenger: crunch
base: dark dark ruins
troops: 26,475 dark craws 12,900 ravens 12,000 vultures 12,000 condors 9,500 crows 16,000 hummingbirds 11,500 pterodactyls 10,000 phoenixes
total: 110,375
alliances: the 64, melty molten mafia. wars: none.
coins: 52,762 civilians: 11,000
base defences: a huge 100-yard pit where the desert used to be jumbo fan on roof
projects: make light-and-dark splicer: 6 days create RING O' FIAR around base of sand mountain: 10 days turn the shift key into a multi-use super shroom: 4 days mass-produce C4 chicken: 4 days
sub-projects:
stuff: skolar card ostrelephant C4 chicken scatter egg egg bomb x 2 bag of winds stereotypical villain spray metal something 25 bob-omb baubles 5 ice flowers starman spicy duck icy duck shift key plane-driving chicken
factories: hoverboard factory x2(build 250 hoverboards a day)
war machines: bladed hoverboard 29,750 hoverboards santa's sleigh IRON PHOENIX airpigs plane
completed projects: build bladed hoverboard. build hoverboard factory develop fire eggs develop ice eggs ignite the sacred fire. build second hoverboard factory build the iron phoenix develop flash bombs ocular shade implants trick out santa's sleigh electromagnetic voicebox develop clockwork kazooie eggs develop battery eggs upgrade raphaette with the body ball
duck's log 42 ...where is everyone? I miss everything...
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Post by layze on Feb 13, 2008 15:57:28 GMT -5
4-day update
army name: fowl darkness
general: duck captain: sgt. byrd(has fire badge)(has watch), buzzar, raphaette(has earth badge)(upgraded by body ball), pennington, parrot, fez, klepto, kazooie(has backpack)(has air badge)(has two pairs of wings)(has phoenix wings)(has rainbow wings), turkey of dark dim darkness, roc, chompa messenger: crunch
base: dark dark ruins
troops: 28,475 dark craws 12,900 ravens 12,000 vultures 12,000 condors 9,500 crows 16,000 hummingbirds 11,500 pterodactyls 10,000 phoenixes
total: 112,375
alliances: the 64, melty molten mafia. wars: none.
coins: 53,062 civilians: 11,000
base defences: a huge 100-yard pit where the desert used to be jumbo fan on roof
projects: make light-and-dark splicer: 2 days create RING O' FIAR around base of sand mountain: 6 days build a machine that uses the C4 chickens as ammo: 40 days
sub-projects:
stuff: skolar card ostrelephant C4 chicken scatter egg egg bomb x 2 bag of winds stereotypical villain spray metal something 25 bob-omb baubles 5 ice flowers starman spicy duck icy duck shift key plane-driving chicken
factories: hoverboard factory x2(build 250 hoverboards a day)
war machines: bladed hoverboard 30,750 hoverboards santa's sleigh IRON PHOENIX airpigs plane
completed projects: build bladed hoverboard. build hoverboard factory develop fire eggs develop ice eggs ignite the sacred fire. build second hoverboard factory build the iron phoenix develop flash bombs ocular shade implants trick out santa's sleigh electromagnetic voicebox develop clockwork kazooie eggs develop battery eggs upgrade raphaette with the body ball shift key mass-prduce C-4 chickens
duck's log 43 ...yes.
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Post by layze on Feb 14, 2008 16:42:14 GMT -5
duck:*strapped down to a table under the light-and-dark splicer, which is essentially just a big laser*...is this going to hurt? einstork: yes, eet's going to hurt like hell. duck: wait, can we talk about- einstork: powering up ze machine!*pushes a button* *the machine powers up. the skolar card pops out of a slot and levitates right between duck and the laser. the laser fires, and the beam goes straight through the card and hits duck* *FLASHY LIGHT SHOW* duck:...*blink*...*grabs the card and sees that it's now blank*...that felt weird. einstork: yes, it vould. your soul is now vun vis ze star spirit's, now and forever. and if you die, it vill die as vell. duck: well, can we be separated somehow? einstork: nope. trying to do so vould rip both of your souls in half. duck: I'm not sure I like the sound of that...eh, well. I wanna try something.*walks outside and clears throat*... STAAAAAAAARRSTOOOOOOOOOORM!!! *stars start raining down from the sky* duck: awesome. *a letter falls from the sky* duck: what's this?*opens it and reads it*"**** you merloo"? what's that mean...?*crumples up the paper and throws it away*
army name: fowl darkness
general: duck(fused with skolar) captain: sgt. byrd(has fire badge)(has watch), buzzar, raphaette(has earth badge)(upgraded by body ball), pennington, parrot, fez, klepto, kazooie(has backpack)(has air badge)(has two pairs of wings)(has phoenix wings)(has rainbow wings), turkey of dark dim darkness, roc, chompa messenger: crunch
base: dark dark ruins
troops: 28,475 dark craws 14,900 ravens 12,000 vultures 12,000 condors 9,500 crows 16,000 hummingbirds 11,500 pterodactyls 10,000 phoenixes
total: 114,375
alliances: the 64, melty molten mafia. wars: none.
coins: 53,462 civilians: 11,000
base defences: a huge 100-yard pit where the desert used to be jumbo fan on roof
projects: create RING O' FIAR around base of sand mountain: 2 days build a machine that uses the C4 chickens as ammo: 36 days mass-produce scatter egg: 30 days
sub-projects:
stuff: skolar card ostrelephant C4 chicken scatter egg egg bomb x 2 bag of winds stereotypical villain spray metal something 25 bob-omb baubles 5 ice flowers starman spicy duck icy duck shift key plane-driving chicken
factories: hoverboard factory x2(build 250 hoverboards a day)
war machines: bladed hoverboard 30,750 hoverboards santa's sleigh IRON PHOENIX airpigs plane
completed projects: build bladed hoverboard. build hoverboard factory develop fire eggs develop ice eggs ignite the sacred fire. build second hoverboard factory build the iron phoenix develop flash bombs ocular shade implants trick out santa's sleigh electromagnetic voicebox develop clockwork kazooie eggs develop battery eggs upgrade raphaette with the body ball shift key mass-produce C-4 chickens light-and-dark splicer
duck's log 44 wow, that felt REALLY weird...
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Post by The Doomship Expert on Feb 14, 2008 17:51:16 GMT -5
Don't forget the stuff you got at the Mystery Market.
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