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Post by layze on Dec 17, 2007 14:42:33 GMT -5
4-day update!
army name: fowl darkness
general: duck(has extendable spear)(has backpack) captain: chompa, raphael, sgt. byrd, kazooie messenger: crunch
base: dark dark ruins
troops: 16,500 dark craws 7,000 ravens 6,000 vultures 5,000 condors 5,000 crows 4,000 hummingbirds
total: 44,500
alliances: none. wars: none.
coins: 470 civilians: 3,000
base defences: the desert
projects: build body: 34 days develop fire eggs: 6 days develop ice eggs: 10 days develop "bros. attacks": 50 days
stuff: smash ball jumbo fan
war machines: bladed hoverboard 2,750 hoverboards
completed projects: build bladed hoverboard. build hoverboard factory
duck's log 19 blah blah blah. I read something about bros. attacks on the internet, so now we're trying to make some for ourselves. also, the iron phoenix is almost done, except for the head, which the koopalings said they'd build...
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Post by vidguysteve on Dec 17, 2007 14:45:21 GMT -5
Everyone loves Bros. Attacks! And you can do the project for just 30 Days if you want . . .
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Post by layze on Dec 17, 2007 14:47:41 GMT -5
eh. that'll give me time to come up with more than the breegull blast/bash. >_>
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Post by layze on Dec 18, 2007 13:26:13 GMT -5
4-day update!
army name: fowl darkness
general: duck(has extendable spear)(has backpack) captain: chompa, raphael, sgt. byrd, kazooie messenger: crunch
base: dark dark ruins
troops: 16,475 dark craws 6,800 ravens 7,000 vultures 5,500 condors 5,000 crows 3,600 hummingbirds
total: 46,500
alliances: none. wars: none.
coins: 870 civilians: 3,000
base defences: the desert
projects: build body: 30 days develop fire eggs: 2 days develop ice eggs: 6 days develop "bros. attacks": 46 days
stuff: smash ball jumbo fan
war machines: bladed hoverboard 3,250 hoverboards
completed projects: build bladed hoverboard. build hoverboard factory
duck's log 20 things are getting boring around here...I need to kill something.
*cut to the top of mt. rugged* buzzar:...*looks around*...scratches self*...*scratches self some more*...isn't there ****ing anything to do here?*hears something behind him**turns around just in time to be stabbed through the face by a spear* duck: OH! WUT! YOU ARE SO DEAD! WATCHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT, MO' FO'?!...*speeds away*
EDIT: forgot to account for the loses at the SSS battle.
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Post by layze on Dec 19, 2007 14:22:13 GMT -5
4-day update!
army name: fowl darkness
general: duck(has extendable spear)(has backpack) captain: chompa, raphael(has earth badge), sgt. byrd, kazooie(has wind badge) messenger: crunch
base: dark dark ruins
troops: 16,475 dark craws 7,800 ravens 7,000 vultures 5,500 condors 5,000 crows 4,600 hummingbirds
total: 46,375
alliances: none. wars: none.
coins: 3,270 civilians: 3,000
base defences: the desert
projects: build body: 26 days develop ice eggs: 2 days develop "bros. attacks": 42 days build head: 30 days
stuff: smash ball jumbo fan
factories: hoverboard factory(builds 125 hoverboards a day)
war machines: bladed hoverboard 3,750 hoverboards
completed projects: build bladed hoverboard. build hoverboard factory develop fire eggs
duck's log 21 ...ugh. now I'm bored again. whatever, we're working on the last part of the iron phoenix...
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Post by layze on Dec 19, 2007 15:41:26 GMT -5
quest log 1 kazooie:*standing around, doing nothing in particular*...I'm bored.*flies away* *about an hour later* duck:*sitting in front of a table on which a fire egg has been set*...*picks it up*HOTHOTHOT*drops*DAMN THAT HURT!*points at a dark craw*you! tell that crazy bird to get in here! dark craw: er...which one? we have several thousand... duck:...kazooie. dark craw: right!*runs out* *pause* dark craw:*runs back in*er...she left about an hour ago, sir... duck: what?! where the hell is she going?! *somewhere several miles away* kazooie:...where the hell am I going?*looks down and sees a small theme park nearby, which has a huge circus tent smack in the middle*ooh! looks like fun!*flies over* *as soon as kazooie is over the circus tent, several spotlights shine on her* loudspeaker voice: ATTENTION UNIDENTIFIED FLIER! YOU HAVE ENTERED A RESTRICTED AIRSPACE! TURN BACK OR BE SHOT DOWN! kazooie: I'd love to see you try! *a beach ball(yes, I said BEACH BALL)flies up towards kazooie. she dodges it easily, but then it explodes in midair, singing the feathers on kazooie's left wing* kazooie: ACK! I'M GOING DOWN!*divebombs down, straight through the circus tent, and lands on a big inflatable green thing**looks up and sees two huge eyes looknig at her* mr. patch:*flicks kazooie off his nose*you! what are you doing back here?! kazooie:*flaps her wings to slow her decent*YOU JUST SHOT ME DOWN! mr. patch: oh...uh...be that as it may! I won't let you get away so easily this time! kazooie: great...
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Post by layze on Dec 20, 2007 14:45:32 GMT -5
einstork:*walks up to duck*zir! duck: uh...you talking to me? einstork: yus! I haf discovered somezing. zere is an ancient torch in ze lower level. lighting zis torch vill give brith to ze sacred flame. I believe it vould be to our advantage to light it. duck: hm...okay, might as well.
4-day update!
army name: fowl darkness
general: duck(has extendable spear)(has backpack) captain: chompa, raphael(has earth badge), sgt. byrd, kazooie(has wind badge) messenger: crunch
base: dark dark ruins
troops: 17,475 dark craws 8,800 ravens 7,000 vultures 5,500 condors 5,000 crows 4,600 hummingbirds
total: 48,375
alliances: none. wars: none.
coins: 3,670 civilians: 3,000
base defences: the desert
projects: build body: 22 days develop "bros. attacks": 38 days build head: 26 days ignite the sacred fire: 30 days
stuff: smash ball jumbo fan
factories: hoverboard factory(builds 125 hoverboards a day)
war machines: bladed hoverboard 4,250 hoverboards
completed projects: build bladed hoverboard. build hoverboard factory develop fire eggs develop ice eggs
duck's log 22 what the...why won't this thing light?! you'd think 100 millenniums would make it MORE flammable! argh...
(OOC: who likes how I used a civilian to give myself a smart character? >_> if you don't remember, I'm referring to albert einstork)
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Post by layze on Dec 21, 2007 13:24:46 GMT -5
4-day update!
army name: fowl darkness
general: duck(has extendable spear)(has backpack) captain: chompa, raphael(has earth badge), sgt. byrd, kazooie(has wind badge), buzzar messenger: crunch
base: dark dark ruins
troops: 18,475 dark craws 8,800 ravens 7,000 vultures 6,500 condors 5,000 crows 4,600 hummingbirds
total: 50,375
alliances: none. wars: none.
coins: 4,070 civilians: 3,000
base defences: the desert
projects: build body: 18 days develop "bros. attacks": 34 days build head: 22 days ignite the sacred fire: 26 days
stuff: smash ball jumbo fan
factories: hoverboard factory(builds 125 hoverboards a day)
war machines: bladed hoverboard 4,750 hoverboards
completed projects: build bladed hoverboard. build hoverboard factory develop fire eggs develop ice eggs
duck's log 23 okay, great, the bug bird I killed earlier just came back, so I guess now he's our problem...at least he hasn't figured out that I'm the one who killed him...
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Post by layze on Dec 21, 2007 13:34:40 GMT -5
quest log 2 kazooie:*running around the inside of the tent, dodging the explosive beach balls* mr. patch: argh! stop so I can hit you! hm...I could use some help here... kazooie:*trips over something**looks back and sees that she tripped over a small mound of dirt**looks up and sees another beach ball comnig for her*uh-oh...*covers head with wings* *just as the beach ball is about to hit kazooie, a spring-loaded boxing glove shoots out of the mound, hitting the beach ball and sending it flying back towards mr. patch* mr. patch: AAAARGH! *BANG* kazooie:*looks up as mr. patch(minus face)deflates into a mound of rubber*sweet. I'm out of here. *kazooie leaves the tent, clawing ringmaster klonga's face on the way out. she makes her way out of wichyworld, into the isle o' hags, where she sees an oddly-placed tepee* kazooie: huh? what's wumba's wigwam doing here?*enters* wumba: hello bird! where bear? kazooie: he, uh...I have no idea. one minute I'm sleeping in his backpack, the next thing I know, I'm getting dumped out by this crazy bird...who then killed me. *pause* wumba: interesting. maybe big heap transformation help? kazooie: uh...sure. I'll go grab a glowbo really quick. wumba: regular glowbo no work. bird need big heap mega glowbo for transformation. kazooie: okay, I'll go find it. later.*leaves*
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Post by layze on Dec 22, 2007 16:07:26 GMT -5
4-day update!
army name: fowl darkness
general: duck(has extendable spear)(has backpack) captain: chompa, raphael(has earth badge), sgt. byrd, kazooie(has wind badge), buzzar messenger: crunch
base: dark dark ruins
troops: 18,475 dark craws 8,900 ravens 7,000 vultures 7,000 condors 5,000 crows 5,000 hummingbirds
total: 52,375
alliances: none. wars: none.
coins: 4,470 civilians: 3,000
base defences: the desert
projects: build body: 14 days develop "bros. attacks": 30 days build head: 18 days ignite the sacred fire: 22 days
stuff: smash ball jumbo fan
factories: hoverboard factory(builds 125 hoverboards a day)
war machines: bladed hoverboard 5,250 hoverboards
completed projects: build bladed hoverboard. build hoverboard factory develop fire eggs develop ice eggs
duck's log 24 blah blah blah stuff.
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Post by layze on Dec 23, 2007 16:54:54 GMT -5
4-day update!
army name: fowl darkness
general: duck(has extendable spear)(has backpack) captain: chompa, raphael(has earth badge), sgt. byrd, kazooie(has wind badge), buzzar messenger: crunch
base: dark dark ruins
troops: 18,475 dark craws 9,900 ravens 8,000 vultures 7,000 condors 5,000 crows 5,000 hummingbirds
total: 54,375
alliances: none. wars: none.
coins: 4,870 civilians: 4,000
base defences: the desert
projects: build body: 10 days develop "bros. attacks": 26 days build head: 14 days ignite the sacred fire: 18 days
stuff: smash ball jumbo fan
factories: hoverboard factory(builds 125 hoverboards a day)
war machines: bladed hoverboard 5,750 hoverboards
completed projects: build bladed hoverboard. build hoverboard factory develop fire eggs develop ice eggs
duck's log 25 ...nyeff...
QUEST LOG 3 kazooie:*flying around over nowhere in general*well, great, I don't even know how to go about FINDING this thing...hm...who's the nerd duck was talking about...godd? that sounds about right.*finds gadd's lab and enters*hello? anybody home? gadd: EARGH!*pulls a curtain over something* kazooie:...what was that? gadd: nothing! just...nothing. voice from behind curtain: HO HO HO! kazooie: it sounds more like a something then a nothing. gadd: uh...you're wrong! what are you doing here? kazooie: I was wondering if you knew where to find something called the mega glowbo...? gadd: ah, yes, the mega glowbo...I've heard of something by that name. hold on, let me check.*stats rummaging through a bookshelf* kazooie:*starts walking around the lab, looking at random things* gadd: ah, here we go.*grabs a book and flips through it*due to its immense power, the mega glowbo has been sealed away in the ice safe. to open it, you need the ice key-DON'T TOUCH THAT! kazooie:*pushes a blue button on the time machine*huh? *the time macine explodes, filling teh lab with bright blue smoke. when it clears, a large chunk of the lab is gone* gadd: ack! oh no! it's still set for when the other bird went to the jurassic period! *IN THE JURRASIC PERIOD!* kazooie:*lands on top of a mountain, in a giant mass of twigs shaped like a bowl*great, where am I now? terry: YOU! COME BACK TO STEAL MY EGGS AGAIN, HAVE YOU?! kazooie: terry: SILENCE! kazooie: I didn't even say anything yet. terry: I don't need to hear your lies! get out of here!*dives down, grabs her, and chucks her off of the mountain*...there. I think I handled that well.
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Post by layze on Dec 24, 2007 15:42:52 GMT -5
quest log 4 terry:*sitting in her nest, doing nothing in particular* ???:*from far away*charge! terry: huh?*turns and sees kazooie, followed by over a thousand pterodactyles, charging straight at...her? I'm just gonna assume terry's a girl. god dammit, it's one of those names that could be either. I hate those.*ACK! *the small army reaches terry and start open firing. kazooie with fire eggs, and the pterodactyles charging and shooting their puple acid goo stuff. after a while, terry is knocked off of her nest and down the mountain* kazooie: cool. hey, guys, I know someplace you can hang out! *fast-forward(several million years). kazooie exits the time machine into the lab, which in shambles*whoa, what happened here? more importantly, what's that?*walks up to a machine that's shooting out multi-colored bubbles*ooh... *the machine creates an exceptionally large green bubble, which traps kazooie and stars rising high into the air* kazooie: AUGH! HELP!
4-day update!
army name: fowl darkness
general: duck(has extendable spear)(has backpack) captain: chompa, raphael(has earth badge), sgt. byrd, kazooie(has wind badge), buzzar messenger: crunch
base: dark dark ruins
troops: 18,475 dark craws 9,900 ravens 8,000 vultures 7,000 condors 5,000 crows 5,000 hummingbirds 2,000 pterodactyls
total: 56,375
alliances: none. wars: none.
coins: 5,270 civilians: 4,000
base defences: the desert
projects: build body: 6 days develop "bros. attacks": 22 days build head: 10 days ignite the sacred fire: 14 days
stuff: smash ball jumbo fan
factories: hoverboard factory(builds 125 hoverboards a day)
war machines: bladed hoverboard 6,250 hoverboards
completed projects: build bladed hoverboard. build hoverboard factory develop fire eggs develop ice eggs
duck's log 26 um...k. so a bunch of flying dinosaur things just showed up, and- einstork: zese are not dinosaurs. dinosaurs, by ze best definition you can get vis such a mundane vord, are capable only of valking on land. anything that flies or swims is not a dinosaur. duck:...I have no idea what you just said...
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Post by layze on Dec 26, 2007 13:50:30 GMT -5
*rawk hawk appears in the ruins* duck: woo! 'bout time he showed up! rawk hawk: what the...where am I?! how'd I get here?! sgt. byrd: commander duck! how DID he get here? duck: oh, that happened yesterday. nobody knew about it because I didn't bother writing a log. *flashback to yesterday* duck:*sneaks into rawk hawk's training room*EAT ACID, BIRD!*jabs his spear towards rawk hawk* rawk hawk: what the-*crushed by a giant metal marshmallow* duck:...stupid gods. *end flashback*
8-day update!
army name: fowl darkness
general: duck(has extendable spear)(has backpack) captain: chompa, raphael(has earth badge), sgt. byrd, kazooie(has wind badge), buzzar, rawk hawk messenger: crunch
base: dark dark ruins
troops: 18,475 dark craws 9,900 ravens 8,000 vultures 8,000 condors 5,000 crows 5,000 hummingbirds 5,000 pterodactyls
total: 60,375
alliances: none. wars: none.
coins: 6,070 civilians: 4,000
base defences: the desert
projects: develop "bros. attacks": 14 days build head: 2 days ignite the sacred fire: 6 days develop grenade eggs: 50 days
stuff: smash ball jumbo fan
factories: hoverboard factory(builds 125 hoverboards a day)
war machines: bladed hoverboard 7,250 hoverboards
completed projects: build bladed hoverboard. build hoverboard factory develop fire eggs develop ice eggs
duck's log 27 the almighty rawk hawk has joined our numbers. also, the iron phoenix is almost done. soon, we'll be unstoppable! mwahaha! oh, also, I just got a message from kazooie telling me to start working on a new type of egg. at the same time, rawk hawk asked me to build him his own hoverboard. since I can only work on 4 things at once, I of course chose to work on the eggs, because while rawk hawk totally scares the hell out of me, that crazy chick(c wut i did thar)freakin' terrifies me.
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Post by layze on Dec 27, 2007 13:44:56 GMT -5
4-day update!
army name: fowl darkness
general: duck(has extendable spear)(has backpack) captain: chompa, raphael(has earth badge), sgt. byrd, kazooie(has wind badge), buzzar, rawk hawk messenger: crunch
base: dark dark ruins
troops: 18,475 dark craws 9,900 ravens 8,000 vultures 8,000 condors 5,000 crows 6,000 hummingbirds 6,000 pterodactyls
total: 62,375
alliances: none. wars: none.
coins: 6,470 civilians: 4,000
base defences: the desert
projects: develop "bros. attacks": 10 days ignite the sacred fire: 2 days develop grenade eggs: 46 days assemble the iron phoenix: 30 days
stuff: smash ball jumbo fan
factories: hoverboard factory(builds 125 hoverboards a day)
war machines: bladed hoverboard 7,750 hoverboards
completed projects: build bladed hoverboard. build hoverboard factory develop fire eggs develop ice eggs
duck's log 28 every part of the iron phoenix is finally done! wahoo! now all we have to do is put them all together!
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Post by layze on Dec 27, 2007 14:07:02 GMT -5
quest log 5 kazooie:*still floating upward in the bubble, reading a magazine* *the bubble hits something and pops, causing kazooie to fall and land on a giant trash can* kazooie: a giant wha?*looks down*oh, a giant trash can. hm.*looks up and sees the rest of cloud cuckooland*oh, god, this place again. well, my ride popped, and for some reason I die if I try flying down from here, so I'll have to find another way back down. hm...*looks around and sees a giant blue skull halfway up the mountain*ah! mumbo! he'll know how to get me back down!*flies up and goes inside**goes up into the top floor*hey, mumbo! mumbo: ah! bird! where is bear? kazooie: uh... mumbo: no matter. come here, I have something for you. kazooie: really? it wouldn't happen to be an ice key, would it? mumbo: uh...yes! kazooie: cool.*walks up to him* mumbo:*pulls out his staff* kazooie:*kicks him as hard as she can into the wall, causing part of the roof to cave in. a rock knocks off his mask, revealing a mechanical head* mingy jongo: argh...how...did you know? kazooie:...I...I didn't. mumbo just annoys me, I've always wanted to do that, banjo just wouldn't let me. mingy jongo: argh...*melts* kazooie: why did that happen...? eh, whatever.*leaves and sees george the giant ice cube far below*ooh! I have an idea!*flies down* george: oh! you there! could you help me- kazooie: yeah, sure.*kicks him off, then jumps down and lands on him*next stop, hailfire peaks, fiery side! george: don't you mean icy side? kazooie: nope. george: AARRRGH! *as george falls past the top of the volcano, kazooie jumps off and lands on the rim. in front of her, chilli willi and chilly billy are eating pizza* kazooie:...um...excuse me? *the dragons turn toward her*uh...you. billy or whatever. you're icy. do you know where I can find the ice key? chilly billy: yeah, I believe grunty industries is running some sort of test on it. kazooie: okay, thanks. *pause* chilli willi: well? aren't you gonna go? kazooie: but...aren't you two gonna fight me? chilli willi: now why would we do that? you'd just kick our asses again, and my pizza would probably get cold. chilli willi: and mine might get hot. kazooie:...er...okay...*flies off*
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