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Post by layze on Dec 7, 2007 13:42:24 GMT -5
quest log 4 duck:*running up and down the aisles looknig for payzme* *suddenly, a small metal cage goes flying over the shelves and lands next to duck, breaking open and revealing a small chicken* duck:...?*whacks the chicken away* chicken: B'GAAAAAAAWWWWKKK!!!! duck: what the- *suddenly, hundreds of chickens appear out of nowhere and start flying around, pecking at duck* duck: OWOWOWWOWSTOPOWOWOWGETOFFMEOW! *the chickens all suddenly disappear* duck:...that...was weird.*jumps over the shelf and looks down at payzme, who's about to blow into a small flue* duck:*extends his spear to smash it out of his hand* payzme: bastard! you're paying for that!*runs farther down the aisle and grabs a small marble, which he rolls towards duck* duck: what the... *as the marble rolls down the aisle, it gets bigger and bigger. by the time it reaches duck, it's twice his size* duck: AAH!*pulls an indiana jones and starts running up and down the aisles, chased by the increasingly larger marble, until it's so big it gets stuck in a corner*...heh.*looks around and grabs a flamethrower off a shelf, then runs after payzme* *when duck rounds the corner to face payzme, he's shaking a small red can* duck: what're you gonna do that? fizz me to death? payzme: nope. hold still.*points the can towards duck and pulls the tab* *a huge steam of fire shoots towards duck. duck just barely jumps away, but the flames hit his flamethrower, causing the gases inside to explode* duck: AAAAAHHHHH!!!! payzme:*grabs an upside down screw and activates it, causing the whole store to go topsy-turvy* duck: AAAHHH!!!*rolls out of the way just before getting mashed by a shelf**sees a magic suncatcher*...heh heh...*grabs it and holds it up to one of the lights* *the beam shines through the suncatcher and hits payzme* payzme:*MY EYES!*falls to the ground* duck: hah! *the gravity shifts back to normal* duck:*charges toward payzme, spear-first* payzme:*jumps to the side* duck: what the?! payzme: sunglasses, douche.*grabs a punching glove, winds up, and punches duck across the store* duck: oog... payzme:*walks over to him*seriously, you've tried to kill me almost 300 times. what made you think you'd do any better this time? duck: this.*hodls up a stylus and gives it a shake* payzme: what...ACK!*turns around just in time to see a mini-DK coming straight at him* *the mini-DK reaches payzme and explodes. payzme is sent flying across the store* duck: I...won? HELL YEAH!*goes over and grabs the ztar of destruction* ztar of destruction: thank you, chosen one. however, your quest ends hero. the ztar of sorrow has been lost in time.[/font][/b][/i]*disappears* duck:...hm...well, whatever.*walks over to payzme, who's lying unconscious on a pile of broken merchandise*who's the dork now?!*stabs him through the chest* KRZZT duck: WHAT THE?! THAT'S NOT A PEOPLE NOISE! *the REAL payzme appears on the other side of the store in the cockpit of another laser cannon* duck: ACK!*FLEE*
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Post by layze on Dec 7, 2007 13:45:01 GMT -5
4-day update
army name: fowl darkness
general: duck(has extendable spear) captain: chompa, raphael messenger: crunch
base: dark dark ruins
troops: 9,500 dark craws 5,000 ravens 4,000 vultures 3,000 condors 1,000 crows
total: 24,500
alliances: none. wars: none.
coins: 1,800 civilians: 1,000
base defences: the desert
projects: build a dark hoverboard factory: 14 days
stuff: smash ball jumbo fan
war machines: bladed hoverboard
completed projects: build bladed hoverboard.
duck's log 11 ugh...lost in time? great...now I have to find someone with a time machine...
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Post by layze on Dec 8, 2007 20:32:23 GMT -5
4-day update
army name: fowl darkness
general: duck(has extendable spear) captain: chompa, raphael messenger: crunch
base: dark dark ruins
troops: 9,500 dark craws 6,000 ravens 4,000 vultures 3,000 condors 2,000 crows
total: 26,500
alliances: none. wars: none.
coins: 2,350 civilians: 1,000
base defences: the desert
projects: build a dark hoverboard factory: 10 days
stuff: smash ball jumbo fan
war machines: bladed hoverboard
completed projects: build bladed hoverboard.
duck's log 12 ugh...hm. professor E. gadd has a time machine. mwahaha.
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Post by layze on Dec 8, 2007 20:41:11 GMT -5
quest log 5 *duck arrives at professor E. gadd's lab* duck:*walks inside* E. gadd: oh, hello there! rather than point out that you didn't knock, I'd like to welcome you to my home! duck:...okay. anyway, I'm looking for something called the ztar of sorrow. E. gadd: ah, yes, I've heard of that! duck: yeah, great. although I heard it's been "lost in time", so... gadd: oh, that simply means it was destroyed. duck: oh, is that all? gadd: yes, well, when it was destroyed, it caused extreme havoc on the world... duck: extreme havoc? gadd: ever heard of the great empire of the mole people? for that matter, did you know this is actually the year 5007, not 2007? duck: uh...no. gadd: darn straight. duck: whoa. gadd: anyway, if you really need it, we can take my time machine back before it was destroyed. if you'll come with me... *they go through the lab until they reach the time machine. they get inside* gadd: the jurassic era ought to do it...*punches in some buttons*here we go!*pulls a lever* poof. *they're in the past* duck:...could you have made that ANY less dramatic? gadd: no.
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Post by layze on Dec 9, 2007 18:45:52 GMT -5
4-day update
army name: fowl darkness
general: duck(has extendable spear) captain: chompa, raphael messenger: crunch
base: dark dark ruins
troops: 11,500 dark craws 6,000 ravens 4,000 vultures 3,000 condors 2,000 crows
total: 28,500
alliances: none. wars: none.
coins: 2,770 civilians: 2,000
base defences: the desert
projects: build a dark hoverboard factory: 6 days build leg 1: 10 days build leg 2: 10 days build eye 1: 15 days
stuff: smash ball jumbo fan
war machines: bladed hoverboard
completed projects: build bladed hoverboard.
raphael's log 1 duck's still in the past, so I'm writing a log! shweet! well, we started building something...and...uh...is that all I write? dang, this is dumb.
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Post by layze on Dec 10, 2007 17:12:37 GMT -5
EPIC DINOSAUR-FILLED QUEST LOG 6! *duck looks around. nearby, a T-rex and a stegosaurus are fighting while a pterodactyl flies around overhead. meanwhile, just beyond that, a bunch of cavemen are busily inventing the wheel* duck:...uh...what era are we in again? e. gadd: who cares? look!*points to the ztar of sorrow, which is hidden in the shadows of a nearby bunch of trees* duck: hm...normally these things are protected by a guardian I have to beat. I guess there's no...one... *pause* duck:*looks over at the T-rex just as it kills the stegosaurus, takes a bite out of it, then notices him*...oh ****. *the T-rex starts charging towards them. duck makes a blind shot with his extendable spear, hitting the rex right through the eye. it stumbles, falls, and impales itself over the cavemen's wheel. yes, I said he was impaled on a wheel. make it round, you god damned morons!* duck:...well, that was so easy it just wasn't fun...*goes over and grabs the ztar* ztar of sorrow: thank you, chosen one! however, you are several million years early...[/font][/b][/i] duck: well, yeah, you kinda get destroyed before I can find you in the present... ztar of sorrow: oh...damn...well, uh...the ztar of pain can be found on the first satellite.[/i][/font]*disappears* duck: whatever. let's go back. gadd: right! *they get back into the time machine. gadd pushes some buttons* duck:...nothing happened. gadd: hm...it should be working fine. go out and see if any dinosaurs are eating it. *duck gets out of the machine and looks around, then finds a small black wire on the ground* duck:...oh god... gadd:*pokes his head out the window*did you find the problem? duck: YES!*picks up the wire*THIS IS THE PROBLEM! A GOD DAMNED PLUG?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! WHO THE HELL BUILDS A TIME MACHINE THAT NEEDS TO BE PLUGGED IN?! THAT'S THE STUPIDEST CRAP I'VE EVER HEARD! I MEAN, THE QUESTION ISN'T WHETHER OR NOT YOU'RE GONNA GET TRAPPED IN THAT PAST, IT'S- CRACKA-SPAW! POOFPOOFPOOFPOOFBANG! *they're back in the lab. duck is charred black and smoking, and the time machine seems to be short circuiting* gadd:*walks out of the time machine*duck, that was INGENIOUS, using your incredibly thick skull as a lightning rod! you may have saved our lives! duck:...*grumble*...
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Post by layze on Dec 10, 2007 17:17:24 GMT -5
duck:*returns to the ruins and finds some of his men talking to a penguin*...who's that? *the penguin turns towards him* penguin: greetings, sir! I am sgt. james byrd, commander of hummingbird squadron alpha. though I have failed to prove my worth in battle, I have been gifted with another chance, and for that, I am incredibly honored. I would be honored to join my army, and my own men will follow your every command. duck:...uh...okay...
4-day update
army name: fowl darkness
general: duck(has extendable spear) captain: chompa, raphael, sgt. byrd messenger: crunch
base: dark dark ruins
troops: 11,500 dark craws 6,000 ravens 4,000 vultures 3,000 condors 2,000 crows 2,000 hummingbirds
total: 30,500
alliances: none. wars: none.
coins: 3,170 civilians: 2,000
base defences: the desert
projects: build a dark hoverboard factory: 2 days build leg 1: 6 days build leg 2: 6 days build eye 1: 11 days
stuff: smash ball jumbo fan
war machines: bladed hoverboard
completed projects: build bladed hoverboard.
duck's log 13 ah, 13. my favorite number. anyway, a new captain has joined us today, and the overboard factory is almost complete. things are going pretty good for this army!
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Post by layze on Dec 11, 2007 18:14:55 GMT -5
duck:*enters the lair holding the backpack*look! I got a backpack! *pause* raphael: yo, dawg, is that what you blew half of our cash awn? duck: well, yeah...but there's something inside of it. it's really heavy.*turns it over and dumps it out, causing a bird to tumble out* kazooie: ungh...what the...? who are all of you people?! where's banjo?! duck: why do you want a banjo? kazooie: no, banjo the bear! duck: your banjo looks like a bear? kazooie: no, it's a bear named banjo. duck: oh, so you're just insane. kazooie:...*shoots an egg at his face* duck: OH, GOD, MY FACE! OOOWWW!!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?! WAS THAT A ****ING EGG?! DID YOU JUST COUGH THAT UP?! GOOD GOD, DOESN'T THAT HURT?! AARGH!!! *while duck is writhing around, he accidentally extends his spear so that it hits the ceiling, dislodging a chunk, which falls and hits raphael on the head* raphael: SHNAPS!*falls over* *raphael lands on sgt. byrd's foot. he makes a weird squeaking noise, accidentally firing a rocket at a condor flying overhead, causing him to dive bomb into the wall, at an exact pressure point that causes a huge chunk of the ceiling to collapse, landing on and crushing kazooie* *pause*
4-day update
army name: fowl darkness
general: duck(has extendable spear) captain: chompa, raphael, sgt. byrd messenger: crunch
base: dark dark ruins
troops: 11,500 dark craws 6,000 ravens 4,000 vultures 3,000 condors 3,000 crows 3,000 hummingbirds
total: 32,500
alliances: none. wars: none.
coins: 1,070 civilians: 2,000
base defences: the desert
projects: build leg 1: 2 days build leg 2: 2 days build eye 1: 7 days
stuff: smash ball jumbo fan
war machines: bladed hoverboard 250 hoverboards
completed projects: build bladed hoverboard. build hoverboard factory
duck's log 14 ...whoa. goldberg's got NOTHIN' on that!
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Post by layze on Dec 12, 2007 14:26:58 GMT -5
4-day update
army name: fowl darkness
general: duck(has extendable spear)(has backpack) captain: chompa, raphael, sgt. byrd messenger: crunch
base: dark dark ruins
troops: 13,500 dark craws 6,000 ravens 4,000 vultures 3,000 condors 3,000 crows 3,000 hummingbirds
total: 34,500
alliances: none. wars: none.
coins: 1,470 civilians: 2,000
base defences: the desert
projects: build eye 1: 3 days build eye 2: 15 days build wing 1: 20 days build wing 2: 20 days
stuff: smash ball jumbo fan
war machines: bladed hoverboard 750 hoverboards
completed projects: build bladed hoverboard. build hoverboard factory
duck's log 15 well, the ztar obviously wants me to go to the moon, but how do I get there...?
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Post by layze on Dec 13, 2007 16:47:13 GMT -5
4-day update
army name: fowl darkness
general: duck(has extendable spear)(has backpack) captain: chompa, raphael, sgt. byrd messenger: crunch
base: dark dark ruins
troops: 13,500 dark craws 7,000 ravens 5,000 vultures 3,000 condors 3,000 crows 3,000 hummingbirds
total: 36,500
alliances: none. wars: none.
coins: 1,870 civilians: 2,000
base defences: the desert
projects: build eye 2: 11 days build wing 1: 16 days build wing 2: 16 days build body: 50 days.
stuff: smash ball jumbo fan
war machines: bladed hoverboard 1,250 hoverboards
completed projects: build bladed hoverboard. build hoverboard factory
duck's log 16 well, I need to go get this ztar sooner or later, and what better way to get to the moon than an unnecessarily large cannon? I'm off!
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Post by layze on Dec 13, 2007 17:11:47 GMT -5
QUEST LOG 7! duck: alright, I'm off to the moon! hoverboard...check! space suit...*shoves a fish bowl over his head*check! I'm off!*hops onto hoverboard and speeds off* *fast-forward to fahr outpost* mayor: there, is no cannon here, dah. duck:...it's right there.*points at teh cannon* mayor: dah. that not cannon. that... random bob-omb: it's a statue! mayor: statue! dah! duck: then what's that?*points at the statue* mayor: ...fine. there be cannon. duck: can I use it? mayor: nine. duck: 9 times?! mayor: NINE MEANS NO! duck:...okay, new plan. can I use the cannon of I don't rip you open and shove your entrails your your closest relative's throat? *pause* mayor: dah. *fast-forward again. duck is now in the cannon* gen. white: are you ready?! duck: wait, not yet, I have to use the bath- gen. white: FIRE! *the cannon fires and duck is sent flying to the moon, where for some reason he makes a ten-point landing* duck: alright, where to now...?*looks around and sees the X-naut moon base*no...*looks around some more and sees a bunch of mutant lunar cockroaches planning world domination*no...*looks around some more and sees a massive pile of gold and jewels*no...*turns around a little more and sees the ztar of pain*aha!*runs over*...wait...where's the guardian? layze:*jumps out from behind a nearby rock*about time you showed up! duck: LAYZE!*points spear forward*...wait. what're you doing here? layze: actually, I'm not the layze you hate. I'm the one who's pretty much written out your entire life since you joined the robbos. duck: oh. well, in that case, your first sentence was false. also, my question still stands. layze: fine. I ran out of guardian ideas, so I just decided to pull a vidguy and fight you myself. duck:...alright, whatever. let's do this!*points spear forward and charges* layze:*snaps finger* *a small meteorite smashes duck into the ground. after some struggling, he digs his way out from under it* duck: ow... layze: okay, this is even stupider than when vidguy did this. just take the stupid star.*grabs the ztar and tosses it to him* ztar of pain: thank you, chosen one, for...er...screw it, you're pathetic. the ztar of turmoil can be found in the city of the sea.[/i][/color][/font]*disappears* layze: okay, later. duck:...hm...wait...if you're writing everything that happens here, why did you have to wait for me behind that rock? *pause* *duck is sent hurdling back towards earth on a flaming meteor*
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Post by layze on Dec 14, 2007 16:47:33 GMT -5
4-day update
army name: fowl darkness
general: duck(has extendable spear)(has backpack) captain: chompa, raphael, sgt. byrd messenger: crunch
base: dark dark ruins
troops: 13,500 dark craws 7,000 ravens 6,000 vultures 5,000 condors 3,000 crows 3,000 hummingbirds
total: 38,500
alliances: none. wars: none.
coins: 2,270 civilians: 2,000
base defences: the desert
projects: build eye 2: 7 days build wing 1: 12 days build wing 2: 12 days build body: 46 days.
stuff: smash ball jumbo fan
war machines: bladed hoverboard 1,750 hoverboards
completed projects: build bladed hoverboard. build hoverboard factory
duck's log 17 blah, stuff happened. I'm working on the body now, but that kinda started yesterday, so I'm just gonna be over here...
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Post by layze on Dec 14, 2007 20:29:00 GMT -5
QUEST LOG 8duck: the city of the sea...what could that mean?...hm...oh! I know! it can only mean one thing... *slight closeup of duck's face* duck: the city of... *mega closeup* duck: ATLANTA! *end closeup* random craw: change the last vowel and add a consonant after it. duck:...atlanter? random craw: ATLANTIS! duck: oh. I knew that. crunch: I knew that, *****! WARK! duck:*grabs crunch and dropkicks him out of the room*how do I get to atlantis? *a scientist craw(one of the random civilians) walks up* albert einstork: ah, perhaps zese vill be uv some assistance?*holds up the two atlantian keysgeometric monstrosities that aqua and firenze found* duck: where'd you get those? and what's with the stupid accent? einstork: I found zem in a plot hole. and I shall talk however I vant. duck:...k.*takes the keys*hey, chompa, wanna come with for no logical reason whatsoever? chompa: ARF! ^_^ duck: sweet!*jumps onto the hoverboard and presses a button that causes scythe blades to extend out of it* chompa:*wraps his chain around the rear two and pulls himself onto the back of the hoverboard just as it speeds off* *fast-forward to when duck arrives at a strange rock formation somewhere in the sea* duck: I somehow know this is where I have to be, but now what? *the hoverboard suddenly stops working and they're dumped into the water* duck:...great.*looks around at the rock formation*hm...strange...it looks like...a sundial? *as if on cue, the sun reaches the tallest rock, causing it the stretch a long thin shadow all the way across the water* *a massive whirlpool appears in the rock formation, sucking duck and chompa(who, by all rights, should have sunk by now)to the depths of the sea* *several hours later, duck wakes up, in front of an apparently ancient and massive wall. as his eyes come into focus, he sees that he's underwater, but breathing just fine. he wakes up chompa, and they explore around the wall, which forms a massive circle around something. eventually, they find a door. half of it is red, the other half blue. the keys suddenly come to life and shove themselves into the key holes, and the door opens. duck steps through into the ancient city and decides to end this ridiculous stream of non-dialog words* duck: whoa...where am I?*begins exploring, and eventually comes across a temple, at the top of which resides the ztar of turmoil* duck: ooh! ???: HALT! *a figure comes into view* gilgamesh: you shall not claim the legendary weapon before me! witness the power of EXCALIPUR!*slashes at duck with a sword, doing...pretty much nothing* duck:*stabs him through the heart without a second thought*that was stupid.*goes up and grabs the ztar* ztar of turmoil: greetings, chosen one! the final ztar, the ztar of armageddon, can be found...uh...hold that thought.[/i][/font][/color]*disappears* *cut to some alternate plain of existence, where the other 5 ztars and layze are playing cards* ztar of pain: go fish.[/i][/font][/color] ztar of despair: for the last time, we're playing poker![/i][/font][/color] ztar of pain: WELL MAYBE I'M TELLING YOU TO FISH FOR POKER CHIPS![/i][/font][/color] ztar of chaos: do you even know how to play?[/i][/font][/color] ztar of pain: yes!...don't judge me![/i][/font][/color] layze: guys, stop talking! I'm tired of writing all these stupid tags! *the ztar of turmoil appears* ztar of turmoil: guys! you gotta help me! I forgot where armageddon is![/i][/font][/color] layze: too bad. figure it out. ztar of turmoil: aw...[/i][/font][/color]*disappears* ztar of chaos: wait...it's YOU who doesn't know how to play, isn't it?[/i][/font][/color] layze: what? I know how to play! look! royal flush!*slams down cards* ztar of sorrow: aw...wait, that's not fair! you're writing everything that happens![/i][/font][/color] layze: you should've thought of that before you bet everything you had! ztar of sorrow: YOU MADE ME![/i][/font][/color] layze: too bad. *oh, right, back to what this quest is about* duck:...where is he? ztar of turmoil:*appears* hey, uh...the ztar is in the, uh...grave...of...number one! yeah![/i][/color][/font] duck: who's number one? ztar of turmoil: er...smitty...something![/i][/color][/font] duck: smitty what? ztar of turmoil: uh...smitty...werben...yeager...manjenson! yeah! now leave me alone![/i][/color][/font]*disappears* duck:...uh...?
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Post by layze on Dec 16, 2007 16:01:06 GMT -5
QUEST LOG 9! duck:*is in a graveyard, digging up the grave of smitty werben blah blah blah*reaches the bottom and pulls out the corpse, who is wearing a soda drink hat with a #1 on it, inside of which is the ztar*yay!*takes the hat and climbs out of the grave* ???: stop! duck:*turns around and sees the corpse climbing out of the grave* smitty: stop! I won't let you take that! duck: you and what army?! smitty: only the army of the living dead, of course! duck:*looks around and sees hundred of zombies around him*...oh know...I've seen this before! you're gonna kill me, rip out my bones, and suck out the marrow, right? smitty: ew, that's disgusting! we just want it back! attack! *and so, duck began fighting off the enormous army. the night seemed to last an eternity, although it was really only about 2 and a half hours. finally, duck reached the exit just as the sun began rising over the horizon* duck: hah! daylight! you won't dare attack me now! smitty:*walks out*not. are you gonna give the hat back, or do we have to keep doing this? duck:...just...just the hat? okay, here.*pulls the ztar out of the hat and throws the hat to smitty* smitty: yay!*leaves* ztar of armageddon: thank you, chosen one! you have freed all of us! now, we may usher in the final days![/i][/color][/font] duck: erm...final days? that doesn't sound good... *all 7 ztars appear and form a circle around duck* 7 ztars: GOODBYE, CHOSEN ONE![/i][/color][/font] duck: oh, hell, I think I just figured out your names... *a massive bolt of black lightning comes down in the middle of the ztars. when it's gone, there is nothing but a smoldering black crater where duck was* *cut to a place that is out of reality. duck wakes up, floating around in nothingness* duck: ergh...where am I? *a cloaked figure floats up holding a scythe* death: why, you're in purgatory, of course! and now that you're awake, we can finally get on with this. duck: eh?*looks around and sees hundreds of other people in the room* death: okay, christians and catholics, jesus is over there, go talk to him and he'll take you to god for judgement. non-religious folk, you can stay here or wander the earth as spirits. everybody else, the reincarnation chamber is right over there. *everyone splits up and goes in their respective direction. duck starts going, but death stops him* death: not you. you stay. duck: why? death: first of all, because you're the chosen one. second, because of this.*holds up kazooie by the neck*what is wrong with you, sending this little ***** to me? did I lose a bet with you or something? I haven't gotten a wink of sleep since she showed up! I've had to clean egg off my face every 20 minutes! GOD! god: yes? death:*holds kazooie out to him*put this up in the dark dark ruins! it deserves to be his problem now! god: k.*grabs kazooie* *kazooie disappears* god: there ya go. death: sweet, thanks. god: no problem! death:*turns to duck*anyway, since you're the chosen one, you- duck: wait! the ztars said they were gonna cause the end of the world or something! death: oh, don't worry about that, some nut job rounds those guys up every few months. they end up here, we revive them, and then we round up the ztars and hide them again. *an 8-armed hindu god walks up. in 7 of its arms, it's holding a ztar in a jar* hindu god: got 'em. same places as usual? death: yep. I'll revive the guardians later. hindu god:*walks off* duck:... death: anyway, time to get you ready for the big revival ceremony. c'mon. *fast-forward. duck is now in the underwhere, in a strange altar. creepy shadow beasts are chanting on either side of him* death: here.*hands duck his spear* duck: why'd you need to take this? death: I infused it with all the power of the underworld. now, let's do this! *the shadow beasts begin chanting faster, and duck dissolved into a cloud of dark energy* *meanwhile, on the surface world, duck appears in the dark dark ruins* duck:...*looks down at his arms and legs, which are now black*...hm. did everything just taste purple for a second? QUEST COMPLETE!
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Post by layze on Dec 16, 2007 16:06:06 GMT -5
8-day update
army name: fowl darkness
general: duck(has extendable spear)(has backpack) captain: chompa, raphael, sgt. byrd, kazooie messenger: crunch
base: dark dark ruins
troops: 16,500 dark craws 7,000 ravens 6,000 vultures 5,000 condors 4,000 crows 3,000 hummingbirds
total: 42,500
alliances: none. wars: none.
coins: 3,070 civilians: 3,000
base defences: the desert
projects: build wing 1: 4 days build wing 2: 4 days build body: 38 days develop fire eggs: 10 days
stuff: smash ball jumbo fan
war machines: bladed hoverboard 2,750 hoverboards
completed projects: build bladed hoverboard. build hoverboard factory
duck's log 18 well, the new birds is annoying as hell and is now making some kind of new egg to shot me in teh face with. but, never mind that, I'm a freaking god now! I gotta test this out!
*cut to the desert somewhere. duck is facing down a cactus* duck:...let's do this.*slams the hilt of his spear into the ground* *the cactus comes to life and proceeds to chase down duck* duck: ACK!*flee!*maybe I need some more practice...!
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