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Post by vidguysteve on Oct 21, 2007 16:24:51 GMT -5
www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/gba/CacklettaBattle.midBeanbean BanditsBase: Beanbean Castle Troops: Troops?! WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' TROOPS! Coins: 1,000. Popple need munnies. CacklettaLegendary Item: Heart of the Witch FawfulLegendary Item: Headgear PoppleLegendary Item: Popple's Bottomless Sack of Wonder Queen BeanLegendary Item: Belly Blech Worm Prince PeaslyLegendary Item: Rapier and Flying Bean Log: Cackletta: Eyeh heh heh heh! I have returned to wreak my revenge! Together with Fawful and a thief, we were able to break into the Castle again, and feed Queen Bean the Belly Blech Worm! We shall now travel the land, and destroy Mario and what's-his-name, and claim the world in the name of the Great Cackletta! Eyeh heh heh heh! Fawful: We are having the returningness of coming backisity! Our servants are of having strongess and will soon be the bread that makes the sandwich of Cackletta's desires! And our revenge shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of their doom! Popple: Myeh, see? I joined up with these weirdos that hate that Mario guy, too! So we've joined forces and made Queen Bean our slave! I'll be taking this world, see? Queen Bean: RRRRRGH! Prince Peasly: I fear that this may be the end of our beloved kingdom. The witch Cackletta fed my mother the Belly Blech Worm once more, turning her into their obediant monster. I cannot leave my mother to run rampant with these hooligans, so I have joined them, for my mother's sake.
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Post by vidguysteve on Oct 21, 2007 19:58:09 GMT -5
Cackletta is walking around Castle Town.
Cackletta: I've looked all around this damned place, and I still can't find those "Mustards of Doom" Fawful keeps telling me about. Do you have to order them online or what? Hmm? What's this? *reads flyer* Hmm . . . that hat . . . those clothes . . . that 'stache . . . HE LOOKS JUST LIKE ONE OF THE ONES THAT DEFEATED ME! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . SO, he must have extensive knowledge on the Mario Bros. if he can replicate them so expertly! I must mail him! . . . . . . . . . . . . Oh, wait. It IS him! Eeyah hah hah hah hah!
~~~~~~~~ Luigi
Hello! It is I, Prince Peasly! I am embarrased to admit, but I am in need of your services! There have been some troublesome rouges running about Castle Town, two of them Popple and Fawful! It seems that they have grown in strength, and I need you to help me defeat them! As you know, we can pay you a King's Ransom for the deed! So please, come to Castle Town straightaway!
Signed, Prince Peasly ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cackletta: Eeyah hah hah hah hah! SOON!
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Post by Merloo on Oct 21, 2007 20:44:02 GMT -5
Oops, I thought that was a letter for an alliance. I was about to complain why I didn't get one.
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Post by vidguysteve on Oct 22, 2007 13:48:56 GMT -5
www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/gba/CacklettaBattle.midBeanbean BanditsBase: Beanbean Castle Troops: 5,000 Palace Guards (All-Around Elite Unit) Coins: 1,500. Popple need munnies. (+100 from Mystery Market) CacklettaLegendary Item: Heart of the Witch Fawful[Legendary Item: Headgear] Popple[Legendary Item: Popple's Bottomless Sack of Wonder] Queen Bean[Legendary Item: Belly Blech Worm] Prince Peasly[Legendary Item: Rapier and Flying Bean] Projects: Make Fawful a Hero:- 50 Days Make Popple a Hero:- 50 Days Make Queen Bean a Hero:- 50 Days Make Prince Peasly a Hero:- 50 Days Log: Cackletta: Eyeh heh heh hunh?! It seems that I made some error reading some guidelines, and suddenly the other four aren't Heroes anymore! And with Luigi on his way here . . . Eeyargh! We need those Palace Guards! Peasly! Go get them! So anyways, they've begun training to regain their powers. But at least I'm still a Hero! At least, that's what some Petey P guy said . . . Fawful: Oh to the noes! I have begun the training of much strongness so I can put the pain of badness upon the foes who stand in our way because they are idiots who are stupid! Popple: Training? Fine. I'm setting up a store, see? What am I selling? That's a mystery, see? Queen Bean: RRRRRGH! Prince Peasly: Hmhmhm! It seems that Cackletta may be twarted sooner than I hoped! If Luigi still comes and we don't have any extra Heroes, then . . . Hahaha! However, she has requested the Palace Guards be re-employed.
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Post by vidguysteve on Oct 23, 2007 14:27:37 GMT -5
www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/gba/CacklettaBattle.midBeanbean BanditsBase: Beanbean Castle Troops: 5,000 Palace Guards (All-Around Elite Unit) Coins: 1,900. Popple need munnies. (+100 from Mystery Market) CacklettaLegendary Item: Heart of the Witch Fawful[Legendary Item: Headgear] Popple[Legendary Item: Popple's Bottomless Sack of Wonder] Queen Bean[Legendary Item: Belly Blech Worm] Prince Peasly[Legendary Item: Rapier and Flying Bean] Projects: Make Fawful a Hero:- 46 Days Make Popple a Hero:- 46 Days Make Queen Bean a Hero:- 46 Days Make Prince Peasly a Hero:- 46 Days Log: Cackletta: Eeyargh! I can't believe this! We still have 46 Days to go before I can go on with any of my plans! I am a patient woman, but I still might entertain myself with a few random strikes. Fawful: Cackletta has been having of the schemingness of much brilliance like a mongoose who is having a brain of Cackletta! Popple: Some shlub stole my bag, see? So I can't work at the store until I get it back! Queen Bean: RRRRRGH! Prince Peasly: I am still training diligently.
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Post by vidguysteve on Oct 24, 2007 14:03:09 GMT -5
www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/gba/CacklettaBattle.midBeanbean Bandits Base: Beanbean Castle Troops: 5,000 Palace Guards (All-Around Elite Unit) Coins: 2,300. Popple need munnies. Population: 0 Cackletta Legendary Item: Heart of the Witch Fawful [Legendary Item: Headgear] Popple [Legendary Item: Popple's Bottomless Sack of Wonder] Queen Bean [Legendary Item: Belly Blech Worm] Prince Peasly [Legendary Item: Rapier and Flying Bean] Projects: Make Fawful a Hero:- 42 Days Make Popple a Hero:- 42 Days Make Queen Bean a Hero:- 42 Days Make Prince Peasly a Hero:- 42 Days Log: Cackletta: I am quite annoyed at the time it is taking for the others to become Heroes. I can't fulfil any of my plans if I can't do Projects! Hmm . . . maybe I will just- that just might work! Eeyah hah hah hah hah hah! Fawful: *training* Popple: *training* Queen Bean: *training* Prince Peasly: *training*
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Post by vidguysteve on Oct 24, 2007 15:34:07 GMT -5
~~~~~~~~~ Toadsworth
Of course, I shall be there, posthace! I cannot wait, my darling!
Lady Lima ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cackletta: EYAH HAH HAH HAH HAH! What fools! Alright, Fawful, I will take the guards and travel to Peach's Castle to kidnap her. Then we can begin our plan. You are in charge while I am gone.
Fawful: Yessing I am having the saying of words to you from my mouth!
~~~~~~~~~ Sending: Cackletta (Hero) 5,000 Castle Guards (Elite All-Around Unit) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ So, bulbmin, anytime you're ready!
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Post by vidguysteve on Oct 25, 2007 13:55:20 GMT -5
www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/56543Beanbean Bandits Base: Beanbean Castle Troops: 5,000 Palace Guards (All-Around Elite Unit)*With Cackletta* Coins: 2,700. Popple need munnies. Population: 0 Cackletta *At Peach's Castle* Legendary Item: Heart of the Witch Fawful [Legendary Item: Headgear] Popple [Legendary Item: Popple's Bottomless Sack of Wonder] Queen Bean [Legendary Item: Belly Blech Worm] Prince Peasly [Legendary Item: Rapier and Flying Bean] Projects: Make Fawful a Hero:- 38 Days Make Popple a Hero:- 38 Days Make Queen Bean a Hero:- 38 Days Make Prince Peasly a Hero:- 38 Days Log: Cackletta: *away* Fawful: Cackletta has hatched a plan of smartness like a bird of destruction hatches from an egg of smallness and evil! Popple: *training* Queen Bean: *training* Prince Peasly: *training*
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Post by vidguysteve on Oct 26, 2007 13:50:56 GMT -5
www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/56543Beanbean Bandits Base: Beanbean Castle Troops: 5,000 Palace Guards (All-Around Elite Unit)*With Cackletta* Coins: 3,100. Popple need munnies. Population: 0 Cackletta *At Peach's Castle* Legendary Item: Heart of the Witch Fawful [Legendary Item: Headgear] Popple [Legendary Item: Popple's Bottomless Sack of Wonder] Queen Bean [Legendary Item: Belly Blech Worm] Prince Peasly [Legendary Item: Rapier and Flying Bean] Projects: Make Fawful a Hero:- 34 Days Make Popple a Hero:- 34 Days Make Queen Bean a Hero:- 34 Days Make Prince Peasly a Hero:- 34 Days Log: Cackletta: *away* Fawful: *training* Popple: I HATE THIS STUPID TRAINING, SEE? Why'd that guy have to steal my Sack?! I can't even run the stinkin' store without it, see? Queen Bean: *training* Prince Peasly: *training*
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Post by vidguysteve on Oct 26, 2007 23:23:23 GMT -5
Cackletta storms into the Castle, cackling wildly. Behind her, 4 Bean Guards carry a tied up Princess Peach. Cackletta: Eeyah hah hah hah hah! This is so easy, it's sad! Prince Peasly: Ah! P-p-princess Peach! What are you doing here? Peach: Eh, not much. Just thought I'd stop by for a chat. Peasly: Really? Peach: NO NOT F**KING REALLY! I'M TIED UP! YOU THINK I WOULD COME HERE WILLINGLY?! Cackletta: Eeyah hah hah! Don't strain that lovely voice of yours, Peaches! I need it for something very special that I have planned . . . Peasly: What are you? . . . NO! You don't mean-! Cackletta: TO THE BEANSTAR! *Batman warps to Beanstar Chamber* Cackletta: Ah! The Beanstar! The most powerful artifact in the Beanbean Kingdom! Capable of granting any wish! I failed to obtain it once before, but now, I am sure to succeed! Now Princess, speak! Peach: . . . . Cackletta: I won't say it again. SPEAK! Peach: . . . . Cackletta: WHY WON'T YOU SPEAK?!?! Huh? What's this? Why is she GAGGED?! Popple: She was making a load of ruckuss, see? It was giving me a migrane. Cackletta: Rrgh! *rips off gag* Peach: -AND THEN I'LL BOIL YOUR LEGS IN YOUR OWN BRAIN FLUID AND YOUR EYES WILL BE SKEWERED BY- Cackletta gags her again. Cackletta: That should be enough talking for the Beanstar. Now, awaken Beanstar! Grant my wish! The Beanstar begins to gracefully rise up in the air, and suddenly stops. Everyone is completley silent in anticipation. Cackletta: Is it going to do something? Suddenly the Beanstar began to flash, and turned into a Pissed Off shade of red. It began slamming all around the Castle floors, and blasted into the sky. Cackletta: AAACK! WHY? WHO? WHATSA? WHY DID THIS HAPPEN AGAIN?!?! Peasly: Well, the Beanstar is sorta . . . PMSing . . . so any voice it hears will make it go on a rampage, and it's going to break apart again. However, it breaks into more than just Four Pieces this time . . . The Beanstar exploded, breaking into 10 pieces, each scattering to the corners of the Beanbean Kingdom. Cackletta: FINE! Well, its measly PMS is no match for my MENOPAUSE! I'm off to gather the pieces of the Beanstar! Fawful! You're in charge while I'm gone! Fawful: Yessing! But what of the Peach of Princessness and yelling like a babbon whose behind is red? Cackletta: If she's just going to keep screaming, just kill her! Peasly: NO! If- uh- she'll- become a ghost! Yeah! She'll turn into a ghost and haunt us forever, screaming at us until the end of time! Cackletta: Fine then, pretty-boy, YOU take her back to her Castle! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Meanwhile, at Joke's End, a dark figure stands alone, holding a piece of the Beanstar. : Hmm hmm hmm! Let's see if I can get this down perfect this time.
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Post by vidguysteve on Oct 27, 2007 11:03:48 GMT -5
www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/56543Beanbean Bandits Base: Beanbean Castle Troops: 4,500 Palace Guards (All-Around Elite Unit) Coins: 3,500. Popple need munnies. Population: 0 Cackletta *Questing* Legendary Item: Heart of the Witch Fawful [Legendary Item: Headgear] Popple [Legendary Item: Popple's Bottomless Sack of Wonder] Queen Bean [Legendary Item: Belly Blech Worm] Prince Peasly [Legendary Item: Rapier and Flying Bean] Projects: Make Fawful a Hero:- 30 Days Make Popple a Hero:- 30 Days Make Queen Bean a Hero:- 30 Days Make Prince Peasly a Hero:- 30 Days Log: Cackletta: *Questing* Fawful: *training* Popple: *training* Queen Bean: *training* Prince Peasly: Princess Peach has been safely returned to Mushroom Kingdom. However, Cackletta has departed to gather the pieces of the Beanstar! If she succeeds, then it could be disatrous!
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Post by vidguysteve on Oct 27, 2007 11:36:19 GMT -5
Quest Log 1: FUUUUUUUUUUUUNKAAAAAAAAAAAH!Cackletta is marching from Castle Town's gate. She passes through the surrounding areas, heading for Stardust Fields, killing a few Beanies as she goes. Cackletta: This is taking forever! AUGH! I've been walking for hours, and I still haven't made much progress! Fawful waves at her from five feet away at the edge of the Town. Fawful: Helloing, O great Cackletta! Cacklletta: I HATE BEING OLD! *sigh* How am I supposed to traverse the entire country?! www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/n64/dk64_funky_fastrock.mid(The music isn't a recommendation this time. It's a demand. Play the music, or stop reading. Your choice.) ???: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Cackletta: The Hell? A Gorilla in a tank top, blue shorts, shades, and a white-polka dotted red bandana slides on his back, and spirals into Cackletta, bowling her over. Cackletta: Who the Hell are you?! Funky Kong: Hey mon, relax! You need to take it easy! Cackletta: You freaking knocked me on the ground for no reason! Now, I ask you again: Who the Hell ARE YOU?! Funky: Hey, I'm Funky Kong, mon! But that doesn't matter right now. Look, I heard you were havin' some trouble gettin' to where you need to go, am I right, mon? Cackletta: Where the Hell did you even come from? We're standing in an open field. There's no place for you to hide anywhere- Funky: I have just the ting! I took this old rockin' chair I found, and I strapped some rockets to it! It'll get you to where you need to go! Cackletta: . . . I had something exactly like this a couple of years ago. Are you sure that you didn't just, you know, steal it? Funky: No way mon! I didn't steal it from you, I stole it from some old mon who stole it from you! Cackletta: . . . great, fork it over. Funky: Hey, I don't do this for free, mon! You got somethin' to give me in exchange? Cackletta: If you give me this chair, I'll be able to achieve ultimate power, and shower you with greatness and riches beyond your feeble imagination! Funky: Rocks me like. Cackletta: Oh. Then rocks Funky shall get! Funky: That's what I'm talkin' about, mon! Here! GET!!! CACKLETTA GOT HER ROCKETING CHAIR!Funky: Now THAT'S how you do a GET!!! Cackletta: Rather than wait for the French speaking, Fourth-wall breaking voices and L-ater lines, I'm just going to leave now. *flies off in Rocketing Chair* Funky: Good luck, mon! ???: WAIT! WAAAIT! Funky: More voices, mon? ???: I'm Yoshisoul! And when ever some one says L-ater, I have to be there to say "Epic Win" Funky: Why? Yoshisoul: I . . . don't . . . know. It's just happened in almost every Quest Log so far, so, you know . . . And there was some warning about GET!!! too. Funky: GET!!!? Well, that sucker's followin' that old witch now, and boy if it isn't a doozy of a GET!!!, mon. Caps, Bold, Italics, AND Underlined. GET!!! must be workin' for someone big if it's givin' this much effort! She must be GET!!!in' somethin' BIG! Yoshisoul: Feh, whatever. Back to tormenting Rawk Hawk. L-ater. Epic Win.Funky: What strange 'mons. Well, back to bein' a stereotype of Jamaican Gorillas. *Grabs a surfboard and runs towards the ocean*
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Post by vidguysteve on Oct 28, 2007 11:06:09 GMT -5
www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/56543Beanbean Bandits Base: Beanbean Castle Troops: 4,500 Palace Guards (All-Around Elite Unit) Coins: 3,900. Popple need munnies. Population: 1,000 Cackletta *Questing* Legendary Item: Heart of the Witch Fawful [Legendary Item: Headgear] Popple [Legendary Item: Popple's Bottomless Sack of Wonder] Queen Bean [Legendary Item: Belly Blech Worm] Prince Peasly [Legendary Item: Rapier and Flying Bean] Projects: Make Fawful a Hero:- 26 Days Make Popple a Hero:- 26 Days Make Queen Bean a Hero:- 26 Days Make Prince Peasly a Hero:- 26 Days Log: Cackletta: *Questing* Fawful: What? Who are these people of strangeness and intrusion? Peasly: Those are PEOPLE. When you control a Kingdom, they LIVE here. Popple: You mean I have to share my room with them?! No chance, see? Queen Bean: RRRRRRRGH! Fawful: We were obtaining of gettingness a letter of words from a man of stink named Grodus. Ally? Can we be of having those?
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Post by vidguysteve on Oct 28, 2007 11:17:02 GMT -5
Quest Log 2: JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Cackletta lands/crashes her Rocketing Chair in Stardust Fields, Mushroom Side.
Cackletta: Damn thing . . . FAWFUL! FIX I- Oh . . . that's right . . . I'm all alone. Fine, I can do this by myself. Sure I can't figure out how to work a microwave, but how difficult can this be?
*touches chair*
KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!
Cackletta: Crap. Well, I might as well keep moving.
*reaches Border Patrol*
Border Bro 1: Hold up there!
Border Bro 2: You can't cross the border just yet!
Cackletta: Fine, here's my I.D., my Passport, my Birth Certificate, Credit Card, ticket, and my Business Card for Birthday Magician. Can I go through now?
BB1: Nope, sorry. You have to pass the test!
Cackletta: Nationality Test? I FREAKING RULE THE KINGDOM RIGHT NOW!
BB2: No way, Old Yeller.
Cackletta: I get it, I'm old.
BB2: To get to this side, you have to . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . JUMP OVER THIS ROPE!!!!!!!!!!
Cackletta: Seriously? No passports or even interrigation? You're not even going to check if I'm smuggling something into the country? I just have to jump over a rope, and I get in? What the HELL kinda Border Patrol are you two?
BB1: The incredibly bored and moronic kind, madam. Now please, the rope?
Cackletta hops over the rope.
BB2: I-I-INCREDIBLE!
BB1: I'm scared, Bro! She's too good! TOO GOOOOOOD!
*Explodes for no reason whatsoever*
Cackletta: Whatever. Come on Faw- no, that's right, I'm alone . . .
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Post by vidguysteve on Oct 29, 2007 13:48:02 GMT -5
www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/56543Beanbean Bandits Base: Beanbean Castle Troops: 4,500 Palace Guards (All-Around Elite Unit) Coins: 4,065 (-135 from Market) Population: 1,000 Allies: X-Nauts Cackletta *Questing* Legendary Item: Heart of the Witch Fawful [Legendary Item: Headgear] Popple [Legendary Item: Popple's Bottomless Sack of Wonder] Queen Bean Equipped with: "I LOVE TO RAAAWWKK!!!" T-Shirt "Wings of an Eagle" Fake Champ's Belt Glitz Gloves [Legendary Item: Belly Blech Worm] Prince Peasly [Legendary Item: Rapier and Flying Bean] Projects: Make Fawful a Hero:- 22 Days Make Popple a Hero:- 22 Days Make Queen Bean a Hero:- 22 Days Make Prince Peasly a Hero:- 22 Days Log: Cackletta: *Questing* Fawful: *training* Popple: My swag that I bought for Queen Bean from Glitzville came in! This'll make her even tougher! Queen Bean: *training* Peasly: *training*
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