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Post by vidguysteve on Oct 29, 2007 14:01:26 GMT -5
Quest Log 3
Cackletta is marching through Stardust Fields, grumbling over the loss of her Rocketing Chair.
?.?: HALT!
Cackletta: What's hanh?
!?!: Identify yourself!
Cackletta: Uhh . . . would you believe . . . I'm Koopa Koot?
?.?: Very well! I am General Starshade!
!?!: I am Seargent Starshade!
Cackletta: . . . kay. Bye.
Gen. Starshade: Wait! Don't you want us to teach you awesome jumping moves?
Cackletta: No. Not really. I can float, so I don't really need to jump.
Searg. Starshade: Aww. . . we haven't gotten to teach anyone new jumps since those red and green guys came.
Cackletta: Red and Green! Those must be- which way did they go?! Tell me!
Gen: I believe they headed towards Tolstar.
Cackletta: Excellent! Eeyah heh heh heh!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Tolstar's Gate
Tolstar is busily humming and polishing something.
Cackletta: Hey, fat stuff. You see two-
Tolstar: NO! IT'S MINE! YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!
Cackletta: Well, I wasn't going to ask about that, but I never back down from a challenge! Give it.
Tolstar: Only if you pay me.
Cackletta: I could do that, or-
*zaps Tolstar with lightning*
Tolstar: Oooohh . . . I'm still standing! And that wasn't money at all! That was-
*is eaten alive by Cackletta's poisonous bats*
Cackletta: Blah blah blee blah. What have we here? *picks up object* It- it- it's a piece of the Beanstar! Yes! I have one down, and now I have a lead on Mr. Red and Green! Eeyah heh heh heh!
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Post by vidguysteve on Oct 30, 2007 14:17:48 GMT -5
www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/56543Beanbean Bandits Base: Beanbean Castle Troops: 4,500 Palace Guards (All-Around Elite Unit) Coins: 4,465 Population: 1,000 Allies: X-Nauts Cackletta *Questing* Legendary Item: Heart of the Witch Fawful [Legendary Item: Headgear] Popple [Legendary Item: Popple's Bottomless Sack of Wonder] Queen Bean Equipped with: "I LOVE TO RAAAWWKK!!!" T-Shirt "Wings of an Eagle" Fake Champ's Belt Glitz Gloves [Legendary Item: Belly Blech Worm] Prince Peasly [Legendary Item: Rapier and Flying Bean] Projects: Make Fawful a Hero:- 18 Days Make Popple a Hero:- 18 Days Make Queen Bean a Hero:- 18 Days Make Prince Peasly a Hero:- 18 Days Log: Cackletta: *Questing* Fawful: *training* Popple: *training* Queen Bean: *training* Peasly: *training*
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Post by vidguysteve on Oct 30, 2007 14:28:43 GMT -5
Quest Log 4www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/gba/ML_HOO2.midCackletta is walking around HooHoo Village, singing along to music that only she can hear. Cackletta: Doo doo doo doo, dee dee dee dee dee doo doo doo doo. . . Villager 1: What is she doing? Villager 2: I don't know, just ignore her. Cackletta: Alright, so red and green must have gone this way. Maybe I'll find a piece of the Beanstar, too. I know, I'll just randomly intrude in that home and destroy and take whatever I want with absolutely no consequences, like every RPG character. *walks in Hammerhead Bros. House* Cackletta: Hello? Anyone home? Huh? What's this? *picks up a note* Hello! If you are an RPG character then you are probably intruding on our property. If you're one of our neighbors, get out NOW!
So, we, the Hammerhead Bros. Sledge and Hammer, have gone to the top of Hoohoo Mountain to see if we can find any stones to make hammers out of, 'cause we don't have anything better to do. We saw a weird green thing crash at the top, so we figure we'll smash our heads against it until it either breaks, or turns into something. In the meantime, help yourself to anything in the fridge.
Sledge and HammerCackletta: Eeyargh! They'll smash the Beanstar piece! I gotta hurry! But I'll need supplies, so I'll just take all the food they have in their . . . where the hell is the fridge? And the Bathroom? And the Bedroom? And any form of furniture? Damn it all.
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Post by vidguysteve on Oct 31, 2007 12:39:48 GMT -5
www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/56543Beanbean Bandits Base: Beanbean Castle Troops: 4,500 Palace Guards (All-Around Elite Unit) Coins: 4,865 Population: 1,000 Allies: X-Nauts Cackletta *Questing* Legendary Item: Heart of the Witch Fawful [Legendary Item: Headgear] Popple [Legendary Item: Popple's Bottomless Sack of Wonder] Queen Bean Equipped with: "I LOVE TO RAAAWWKK!!!" T-Shirt "Wings of an Eagle" Fake Champ's Belt Glitz Gloves [Legendary Item: Belly Blech Worm] Prince Peasly [Legendary Item: Rapier and Flying Bean] Projects: Make Fawful a Hero:- 14 Days Make Popple a Hero:- 14 Days Make Queen Bean a Hero:- 14 Days Make Prince Peasly a Hero:- 14 Days Log: Cackletta: *Questing* Fawful: We are being of closeness to be Heroes of strength and smashing! Popple: I can't wait to get my bag back, see? I'll reopen the store, and I've heard some rumors of valuable resources from some meteor . . . Queen Bean: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH! Peasly: I must do 100 swipes in a second, or it is 500 more push-ups!
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Post by vidguysteve on Oct 31, 2007 13:02:14 GMT -5
Quest Log 5
Cackletta is grumbling as she scales the perilous Hoohoo Mountain.
Cackletta: Stupid rocks . . . stupid Hooroglyphy . . . stupid Fawful not buying me shoes . . .
Random Beanie: Hyaaaaaaaaah!
Cackletta: . . . are you supposed to do something? Because if you're trying to stand in my way, I'll kill you right now.
Beanie: Aikes! No! Please! I'll do whatever you want!
Cackletta: Well, I do need a pack-mule . . . welcome aboard- uh . . . what's your name?
Beanie: It's Slagathor-
Cackletta: No name huh? Well, I'll just call you Patsy!
Patsy: Uh . . . okay.
Cackletta: Come Patsy! Carry my things, will you?
Patsy: But you aren't carring anything.
Cackletta: Good point. Then just pick up every rock you see and carry that.
Patsy: But I'll be cru-
Cackletta: FORWARDS!
Cackletta and Patsy continue to climb the mountain. Suddenly, they are ambushed by a large group of Beanies.
Head Beanie: Hahahaha! Prepare to die, fools!
Cackletta: Quick, Patsy! Attack!
Patsy: . . . rocks . . . too heavy . . . can't move . . .
Cackletta: Fine, I'll do it! HYAAAAAAAH!
Purple lightning strikes all of the Beanies, including Patsy. Patsy was lucky enough to survive, due to the rocks absorbing most of the energy.
Cackletta: Forward, Patsy!
Patsy: No! Lady, you just threw LIGHTNING at me!
Cackletta: Well all you Beanies look the same, I can't tell which one you were.
Patsy: That's racist!
Cackletta: Wait! I know how to distinguish you from other Beanies! Hold still . . .
Cackletta reaches towards Patsy's face, and swiftly plucks out one of his eyes.
Patsy: OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWD! MY EYEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Cackletta: See? Now you're the only Beanie with one eye! And look, you can be a Pirate for Halloween! And every other day of the year now.
Patsy: I can't believe you did that! Are you crazy?!
Cackletta: Cukoo for Cocoa Puffs! Onwards!
Cackletta and a still traumatized Patsy reach Hoohooros, the Guardian of Hoohoo Mountain.
Hoohooros: Halt, travelers! If you want to pass by here, you must-
Cackletta: Don't care, move.
Hoohooros: You dare defy me?! I'll teach you some respect! IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER!
Cackletta: Well, he's rooted to the spot, so . . .
Cackletta and Patsy both walk around Hoohooros, still chargin his lazer.
Hoohooros: STILL CHARGIN . . .
Cackletta: Here's a little holiday gift.
Cackletta shoves a Jack-o-Lantern on Hoohooros' head.
Cackletta: Merry Ghostmas!
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Post by vidguysteve on Nov 1, 2007 14:07:45 GMT -5
www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/56543Beanbean Bandits Base: Beanbean Castle Troops: 4,500 Palace Guards (All-Around Elite Unit) Coins: 5,265 Population: 1,000 Allies: X-Nauts Cackletta *Questing* Legendary Item: Heart of the Witch Fawful [Legendary Item: Headgear] Popple [Legendary Item: Popple's Bottomless Sack of Wonder] Queen Bean Equipped with: "I LOVE TO RAAAWWKK!!!" T-Shirt "Wings of an Eagle" Fake Champ's Belt Glitz Gloves [Legendary Item: Belly Blech Worm] Prince Peasly [Legendary Item: Rapier and Flying Bean] Projects: Make Fawful a Hero:- 10 Days Make Popple a Hero:- 10 Days Make Queen Bean a Hero:- 10 Days Make Prince Peasly a Hero:- 10 Days Log: Cackletta: *Questing* Fawful: *training* Popple: *training* Queen Bean: *training Peasly: *training*
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Post by vidguysteve on Nov 1, 2007 14:36:05 GMT -5
Quest Log 6
Cackletta and Patsy have finally made it to the peak of Hoohoo Mountain.
Cackletta: Finally! So, now where are those stupid Hammer Brothers and my lovely Beanstar Piece?
Patsy: Isn't that them?
Patsy overcomes his lack of arms and points to two figures, thrashing their hammer-heads around, trying to break free of the rope that has bound them together, and their blindfolds and gags.
Cackletta: THOSE FIENDS! They're going to destroy the Beanstar Piece using their NEW new method of making hammers!
Patsy: OR, they're bound and gagged and desparately trying to break free.
Cackletta: Maybe . . . but be alert!
Patsy unties the thankful Hammerbros, babbling incoherently.
Cackletta: ENOUGH! If I want to listen to uniteligible nonsense then I would have brought Fawful! Now talk!
Sledge: It's like this! Hammer and I were making our way up here, and when we got to the top we found this glowing green rock!
Hammer: We were about to take it down back the mountain, but then . . . but then HE showed up . . . OH IT WAS HORRIBLE!
Sledge: This man - no, it couldn't have been a man- appeared out of nowhere, like the wind, and asked us where we were going with the rock. We told him we were bringing it back to our house in Teehee Valley and asked him who he was, but instead of answering, he immediatly attacked us!
Hammer: We couldn't even touch him! He moved to fast, and his attacks were unstoppable! Look at this!
Hammer turns around to show a large wound on the back of his head.
Patsy: It looks like he was using a whip on you guys . . .
Sledge: No. They were tentacles or something! And he wasn't even using his hands! He was just writing the whole time, not even paying attention to us!
Hammer: And that horrible laugh . . . It will haunt me for the rest of my life . . . and you can bet I'll never forget that man - that monster! that DEMON! The Demon with the Pen and the Paper!
Cackletta: Pen and Paper? Bizzare . . . well, do you still have the Beanstar piece?
Sledge: No . . . he just took it and left that box for whoever came by next.
Sledge points towards a box that looked like a Christmas present, wrapped up with a bow.
Cackletta: Ooh! I love presents! Goody goody goody goody goody goody goody!
Cackletta madly tears through the box, anxious to see what is inside.
Cackletta: WOAH! It's- it's my Rocketing Chair! But how did it get here?
Patsy: There's a note! Look . . .
Cackletta,
I hope that you won't be dissapointing. The next Beanstar Piece is in Chucklehuck Woods . . . I trust that you can make your way there . . .
Cackletta: There's no name? And what did he mean by, "I hope that you won't be dissapointing"? Doesn't he mean, "I hope that you aren't dissapointed"?
Patsy: I don't know . . . but I don't like this whole thing . . . we should be careful.
Sledge: Look, I don't know what you're thinking, but if that Demon is after those rocks, STAY OUT OF HIS WAY! He's unstoppable!
Cackletta: Bah! Come, Patsy! To Chucklehuck Woods!
Cackletta straps a screaming Patsy to the underside of her Rocketing Chair and flys towards the dense forest. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Meanwhile, at Joke's End, a figure stands holding two Beanstar pieces.
?.?.?: A hah hah hah hah hah! Don't dissapoint me, Cackletta . . .
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Post by vidguysteve on Nov 2, 2007 13:58:13 GMT -5
www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/56543Beanbean Bandits Base: Beanbean Castle Troops: 4,500 Palace Guards (All-Around Elite Unit) Coins: 5,665 Population: 1,000 Allies: X-Nauts Cackletta *Questing* Legendary Item: Heart of the Witch Fawful [Legendary Item: Headgear] Popple [Legendary Item: Popple's Bottomless Sack of Wonder] Queen Bean Equipped with: "I LOVE TO RAAAWWKK!!!" T-Shirt "Wings of an Eagle" Fake Champ's Belt Glitz Gloves [Legendary Item: Belly Blech Worm] Prince Peasly [Legendary Item: Rapier and Flying Bean] Projects: Make Fawful a Hero:- 6 Days Make Popple a Hero:- 6 Days Make Queen Bean a Hero:- 6 Days Make Prince Peasly a Hero:- 6 Days Log: Cackletta: *Questing* Fawful: *training* Popple: *training* Queen Bean: *training Peasly: *training*
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Post by vidguysteve on Nov 2, 2007 14:25:27 GMT -5
Quest Log 7Cackletta and Patsy are walking around the dense Chucklehuck Woods.Cackletta: I swear to God, this whole kingdom is weird. Patsy: What do you mean? Cackletta: First of all, why the Hell does everything have that disturbing smile on it? Even the freaking TREES have that image, and our FRUIT is in the shape of it! Seriously, truth be told, no one has anything to be that happy about. Patsy: And did you notice everyplace in the kingdom is named based on laughter? Tee Hee, CHUCKLEhuck, GWARHAR, it's kinda coincedential, don't you think? Cackletta: I know, I know. Wait . . . do you have any idea where we are right now? Patsy: I was following you! Cackletta: I was following that bush! Patsy: Bush? Cackletta: Yeah, the one that kept dropping those black things that are on your back. Patsy: Black . . . things . . . FUZZIES! Patsy begins to run frantically in circles, trying to rip of the furry parasites.Patsy: GETTHEMOFFGETTHEMOFFGETTHEMOFFGETTHEMOFF! Cackletta: Enough of your dances! Maybe those guys can tell us where we are. You, Slugathor guy, which way to Mother Chuckola. Winkle: Winkle acknowledges you. Cackletta: The Winkle has spoken! We know the way! Patsy: HE DIDN'T! SAY! ANYTHING!Cackletta: Come on, Patsy! Cackletta and Patsy continue to wander aimlessly in Chucklehuck Woods. The two decide to rest their feet and set up camp for the night. Patsy is mumbling as he does all the work while Cackletta pouts on a log.Patsy: I can't believe this. No eye, dragged around by that whack-job witch, strapped to rocket engines, and now I have to set up camp. I'll make sure to put the cyanide in whatever she drinks next . . .Cackletta: You know, Patsy, this whole thing is really sad. Patsy: Ironic. We're in CHUCKLEhuck Woods, and you're sad. Cackletta: I've got no followers, no nights, no one knows that I rule the kingdom, I'm hopelessly lost, and I'm all alone. Patsy: I'm right here, but okay . . . Cackletta: All alone . . . Cackletta clears her throat and begins to sing in a deep voice.youtube.com/watch?v=TYBcxQ60iN4(Do yourself a favor and just listen to the music. Don't look at the crappy video that goes with it. Patsy is . . . Patsy. See?! I had a plan for that all along!) Chuckleroot: Uh, you guys looking for Mother Chucklola?
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Post by vidguysteve on Nov 3, 2007 12:13:49 GMT -5
www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/56543Beanbean Bandits Base: Beanbean Castle Troops: 4,500 Palace Guards (All-Around Elite Unit) Coins: 6,065 Population: 1,000 Allies: X-Nauts Cackletta *Questing* Legendary Item: Heart of the Witch Fawful [Legendary Item: Headgear] Popple [Legendary Item: Popple's Bottomless Sack of Wonder] Queen Bean Equipped with: "I LOVE TO RAAAWWKK!!!" T-Shirt "Wings of an Eagle" Fake Champ's Belt Glitz Gloves [Legendary Item: Belly Blech Worm] Prince Peasly [Legendary Item: Rapier and Flying Bean] Projects: Make Fawful a Hero:- 2 Days Make Popple a Hero:- 2 Days Make Queen Bean a Hero:- 2 Days Make Prince Peasly a Hero:- 2 Days Log: Cackletta: *Questing* Fawful: *training* Popple: *training* Queen Bean: *training Peasly: *training*
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Post by vidguysteve on Nov 4, 2007 13:04:02 GMT -5
www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/56543Beanbean Bandits Base: Beanbean Castle Troops: 4,500 Palace Guards (All-Around Elite Unit) Coins: 9,965 (+3200 from Market) Population: 2,000 Cackletta *Questing* Legendary Item: Heart of the Witch Fawful Legendary Item: Headgear Popple Legendary Item: Popple's Bottomless Sack of Wonder Queen Bean Equipped with: "I LOVE TO RAAAWWKK!!!" T-Shirt "Wings of an Eagle" Fake Champ's Belt Glitz Gloves Legendary Item: Belly Blech Worm Prince Peasly Legendary Item: Rapier and Flying Bean Projects: Obtain Album of Valuable Objects:- 20 Days (Allows Fawful to know about Artifacts) Treasure Hunt:- 20 Days (New object for the Mystery Market) Increase Radar Distance:- 20 Days (Headgear Radar range increases) Log: Cackletta: *Questing* Fawful: We are finally of being the Heroes of much strongness and will go to be bringing pain on our enemies of stupidness! Popple: The Mystery Market . . . Is now OPEN! WAAAHAHAHAH! What a Maroon! What a sucker! This Bowser guy keeps buying all this garbage! I'm getting so much cash, I don't know what to do with it all! Queen Bean: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!! Peasly: At last, I can call myself a Hero again . . . not that what I'm doing here is very Heroic . . .
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Post by vidguysteve on Nov 4, 2007 13:21:54 GMT -5
Quest Log 9: What Just Happened?
Cackletta and Patsy look examine their surroundings. They conclude that they're in Mother Chuckola, however, they have no recollection of what has happened . . .
Cackletta: Whobajoobawhatsit? What the Hell just happened?
Patsy: I don't know . . . one second, we're having a rousing musical number, the next we're in Mother Chuckola!
Cackletta and Patsy try to understand what has happened. Looking around the room they see Bubbles drinking himself, crushed cans of beer strewn across the floor, Chuckolater sobbing hysterically in a corner, tin cans tied to the ceiling by fishing line, and a pig in a hammok playing the banjo.
Cackletta: Wow. We must have missed something fun. Hey, look! There's another note!
Cackletta picks up the note on the floor and reads it aloud. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cackletta and Patsy,
I am most apologetic that you missed what might have been the most rediculous thing to ever come from a Quest, but I was too busy gathering the rest of the Beanstar Pieces and was unable to manage how events here unfolded. Anywho, come to Joke's End if you wish to complete the Beanstar.
Signed, The Demon with the Pen and Paper ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cackletta: I don't know WHAT is going on, but this Quest just became alot easier! EEEYAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!
Patsy: This whole thing seems . . . bizarre . . . otherworldly . . . we need to be careful, Cackletta. Cackletta?
Cackletta: Whuzzat? I wasn't listening. Alright, so we're going to Joke's End, yadda yadda yadda. Here, I want you to carry my fire collection and jar of gasoline.
Patsy: WHY DO YOU HATE ME!?
Cackletta: I don't hate you, Jesus hates you. Isn't that right?
Jesus appears out of nowhere.
Jesus: Yes, I hate your guts.
Jesus vanishes as suddenly as he appeared.
Cackletta: FORWARD, PATSY!
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Post by vidguysteve on Nov 4, 2007 17:43:17 GMT -5
Quest Log 10: GET!!! BEANSTAR!
Cackletta and Patsy touch down in Joke's End and float to the highest room, where a figure is sitting.
Cackletta: And you are . . .
? ? ?: Me? Ah hah hah hah hah! Why, I'm you! Or at least, I'm influencing you . . .
Cackletta: What?! I don't - WHO ARE YOU! TELL ME RIGHT NOW!
? ? ?: Very well. You've already heard of me, I am the Demon with the Pen and Paper. However, I prefer to go by the name Vidguysteve.
Cackletta: You look nothing like any creature I've ever seen before. What exactly are you?
Vidguysteve: I am known as an Administrator. You see, Administrators and Moderators are the beings that control the world, along with several weaker forces. Our worlds are separated by something called the Fourth Wall.
Patsy: So, there's a force influencing all of the other armies of the world?
Vidguysteve: Correct. However, due to an . . . unfortunate circumstance . . . I have become trapped here. Others are able to contact their armies by appearing as disembodied voices.
However, I am trapped here, forced to spend the rest of my days in this plane of existance. That is, unless the Fourth Wall completely falls apart . . .
Anyways, If I am forced to live here, then I would prefer to live in a world ruled by my army. So, here are the rest of the Beanstar Pieces.
Cackletta: Excellent! This is wonderful!
Vidguysteve: And now, if you wouldn't mind, GET!!!?
[glow=green,2,300]GET!!! CACKLETTA NOW HAS THE BEANSTAR!!![/glow]
Cackletta: I'm sure that I'll never understand you . . . However, it makes no difference! Near-unlimited power is finally MINE! Patsy, you will be given the honor of coming with me and being my patsy for the rest of your life!
Patsy: . . . great.
Vidguysteve: And now that you have the Beanstar . . . perhaps an even more powerful body is in order . . . perhaps Bowser could help you?
Cackletta: EEEEEEYAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH! Excellent thinking! Come Patsy!
Cackletta and Patsy head towards Bean Castle, leaving Vidguysteve to watch them from his tower.
Vidguysteve: And let's see if I can't mess up things for other armies . . . .
Vidguysteve vanished from the room.
QUEST COMPLETE ![/b][/u]
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Post by vidguysteve on Nov 5, 2007 15:12:45 GMT -5
www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/56543Beanbean Bandits Base: Beanbean Castle Troops: 4,500 Palace Guards (All-Around Elite Unit) Coins: 11,765 (+1,400 Mystery Market) Population: 2,000 Cackletta Beanstar Legendary Item: Heart of the Witch Fawful Legendary Item: Headgear Popple Legendary Item: Popple's Bottomless Sack of Wonder Queen Bean "I LOVE TO RAAAWWKK!!!" T-Shirt "Wings of an Eagle" Fake Champ's Belt Glitz Gloves Legendary Item: Belly Blech Worm Prince Peasly Legendary Item: Rapier and Flying Bean Representative: Patsy Projects: Obtain Album of Valuable Objects:- 16 Days (Allows Fawful to know about Artifacts) Treasure Hunt:- 16 Days (New object for the Mystery Market) Increase Radar Distance:- 16 Days (Headgear Radar range increases) Increase Blinding Range:- 16 Days (Prince Peasly's Hair Flip will blind 2,000 troops) Log: Cackletta: Eeeyah hah hah hah hah! At long last, all of my wishes can be fulfilled, thanks to the unlimited power that is the Beanstar! And now . . . there's only two more things I need to take care of before my master plan can be completed . . . Fawful: Cackletta has returned and has the Beanstar of shiny greatness that makes other things look like dirt of ugliness! Popple: Yeah, see? I can't believe the haul I'm getting from the Mystery Market, see? These idiots just keep eating it up! And I've been treasure hunting and looking for the Album of Valuable Artifacts! Queen Bean: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!! Peasly: I don't believe it . . . Cackletta really found all of the Beanstar pieces . . . Well, I've been shining my hair, to make it even more magnificant.
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Post by vidguysteve on Nov 6, 2007 12:04:00 GMT -5
www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/56543Beanbean Bandits Base: Beanbean Castle Troops: 4,500 Palace Guards (All-Around Elite Unit) Coins: 14,965 (+2800 Mystery Market) Population: 2,000 Cackletta Beanstar Legendary Item: Heart of the Witch Fawful Legendary Item: Headgear Popple Legendary Item: Popple's Bottomless Sack of Wonder Queen Bean "I LOVE TO RAAAWWKK!!!" T-Shirt "Wings of an Eagle" Fake Champ's Belt Glitz Gloves Legendary Item: Belly Blech Worm Prince Peasly Legendary Item: Rapier and Flying Bean Representative: Patsy Projects: Obtain Album of Valuable Objects:- 12 Days (Allows Fawful to know about Artifacts) Treasure Hunt:- 12 Days (New object for the Mystery Market) Increase Radar Distance:- 12 Days (Headgear Radar range increases) Increase Blinding Range:- 12 Days (Prince Peasly's Hair Flip will blind 2,000 troops) Log: Cackletta: Eeeyah hah hah hah hah! I have sent a certain army a letter, requesting them to relinquish their General to me, or face the consequences . . . Fawful: I will have seeing far of longness with my radar which is not of finishedment due to stupidness of thieves of shadows! Popple: Don't listen to anything that kid says, see? I was trying to get more money for the Market by selling that radar, see? Queen Bean: Eh. *drinks soda* Peasly: MORE SHINE! MORE SHAMPOO!
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