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Post by vidguysteve on Nov 6, 2007 19:23:34 GMT -5
At Bean Castle . . .
Cackletta: I don't know if they're going to respond. I mean, what kind of army would screw over their own Gen-
Cackletta is flattened by Bowser crashing through the window.
Bowser: Woah . . . bad flashback . . . *passes out*
Cackletta: Alright! Wait . . . how am I supposed to posses him? The last time I was on the brink of death.
*Peasly runs from nowhere*
Peasly: CACKLETTA NEEDS TO DIE?!?!?! I'LL DO IT! I'LL DO IT!
Cackletta: . . . . as thankful as I am for your enthusiasm, I think that we should take a different approach . . .
Fawful: What about the Star of Greenie-Beaness?
Cackletta: Excellent idea, Fawful! You see, Patsy? Good ideas like that are why Fawful's my Number 2, and you're my Number . . . . 4,556.
Patsy: Why am I still here?
Cackletta: BEANSTAR!!!
Cackletta uses the power of the Beanstar to transform herself into a spectral form, and flies into Bowser's body. Bowser begins to distort and a bright light explodes from his body. When the others can see again, Bowletta is standing in all her transexual glory, cackling wildly.
Bowletta: YES! EEEYAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!!!!
Patsy: Wait . . . are you a boy or a girl?
Bowletta: Watch it, Beanie . . .
Patsy:I just want to get my pronouns straight.
Bowletta: -_-* I'm a girl, dumbass. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Vidguysteve: Great . . . now I have to change my avatar, my sig, the Heroes article . . .
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Post by vidguysteve on Nov 7, 2007 15:14:13 GMT -5
www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/56543Beanbean Bandits Base: Beanbean Castle Troops: 4,500 Palace Guards (All-Around Elite Unit) Coins: 16,865 (+1500 from Mystery Market) Population: 2,000 Bowletta/Cackletta Beanstar Legendary Item: Heart of the Witch Fawful Legendary Item: Headgear Popple Legendary Item: Popple's Bottomless Sack of Wonder Queen Bean "I LOVE TO RAAAWWKK!!!" T-Shirt "Wings of an Eagle" Fake Champ's Belt Glitz Gloves Legendary Item: Belly Blech Worm Prince Peasly Legendary Item: Rapier and Flying Bean Representative: Patsy Projects: Obtain Album of Valuable Objects:- 8 Days (Allows Fawful to know about Artifacts) Treasure Hunt:- 8 Days (New object for the Mystery Market) Increase Radar Distance:- 8 Days (Headgear Radar range increases) Increase Blinding Range:- 8 Days (Prince Peasly's Hair Flip will blind 2,000 troops) Log: Bowletta: Things couldn't get any better! I am Bowletta once again, and I have the Beanstar, not to mention all of the Beanbean Kingdom under my control! Also, I've noticed that because my original body wasn't destroyed this time, I have the ability to become Cackletta again. This should be helpful, seeing as I don't have my magical powers as Bowletta . . . Fawful: The Cackletta of Greatness has absorbed her spirit into the body of the Koopa that is King! Popple: Well . . . being around the boss-lady just got alot more awkward when she's "Transletta". Oooh . . . I was swimming in the coins I got from the Mystery Market, and I realized that diving into a pile of solid gold is painful . . . so, the Market's closed until I heal, see? Queen Bean: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH! Peasly: I'm worried . . . Cack- Bowletta is growing very powerful at an incredible rate. I fear that she may try something . . . crazy . . .
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Post by vidguysteve on Nov 7, 2007 18:54:31 GMT -5
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bean Castle ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Bowletta is uncomfortably shifting around in her throne. She can't stop moving and keeps putting herself in different positions, when Patsy walks into the room.
Patsy: Bowletta, do you-
Bowletta: NO! I'M NOT ALRIGHT, PATSY!
Patsy: Here we go . . .
Bowletta: All I wanted was to have the Beanstar, rule the Beanbean Kingdom, and be all-powerful!
Patsy: You have all three of those.
Bowletta: But I don't have the fourth one!
Patsy: Which fourth one- THERE WAS NO FOURTH ONE!
Bowletta: I want the Star Rod!
Patsy: . . . the Beanstar is just as powerful as the Star Rod, I don't understand why-
Bowletta: Then you agree with me! I should get the Star Rod!
Patsy: I didn't- why don't you ever- can't you just- fine. Yeah, sure. Get the Star Rod. Have fun.
Bowletta: Good! Now, I can never simply just storm into a battle, I need the Star Spirits to come to me . . . are Bowser and the Star Spirits friends?
Patsy: Iunno.
Bowletta: I hope so . . .
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Honorable Star Spirits
I wish to discuss urgent business with you. I cannot write it in my letter, for fear that it may be intercepted. Meet me in Stardust Fields, Mushroom Side.
Bowser ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Post by vidguysteve on Nov 7, 2007 22:03:01 GMT -5
Bowletta is standing in front of her troops, all prepared for war.
Bowletta: Alright! The Star Spirits are waiting for Twink to return, and he won't be back for a while. The Star Spirits don't have the Star Rod, but we have the Beanstar giving us the advantage!
Fawful: What is the plan of destroying the dull stars of stupid twinkling, O great Bowletta?
Bowletta: We'll run up and storm Star Hill! I'll use the Bean Star to take us there, and then we'll kick some ass!
Sending: Cackletta/Bowletta (with Beanstar) Fawful Popple Queen Bean Prince Peasly 4,500 Castle Guards
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Post by vidguysteve on Nov 8, 2007 11:31:51 GMT -5
www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/56543Beanbean Bandits Base: Beanbean Castle Troops: 4,500 Palace Guards (All-Around Elite Unit) Coins: 16,265 (+3000 from Mystery Market -5000 from Chompy) Population: 2,000 Bowletta/Cackletta Beanstar Legendary Item: Heart of the Witch Fawful Legendary Item: Headgear Popple Legendary Item: Popple's Bottomless Sack of Wonder Queen Bean "I LOVE TO RAAAWWKK!!!" T-Shirt "Wings of an Eagle" Fake Champ's Belt Glitz Gloves Legendary Item: Belly Blech Worm Prince Peasly Legendary Item: Rapier and Flying Bean Representative: Patsy Objects: 1 Chomp Air-Strike (5,000 Chomps) Projects: Obtain Album of Valuable Objects:- 4 Days (Allows Fawful to know about Artifacts) Treasure Hunt:- 4 Days (New object for the Mystery Market) Increase Radar Distance:- 4 Days (Headgear Radar range increases) Increase Blinding Range:- 4 Days (Prince Peasly's Hair Flip will blind 2,000 troops) Log: Bowletta: We're going to war against the Star Spirits! Popple: I thought we were raidin' that meteor, see? Peasly: How are you fighting two battles and still treasure hunting and running the store? Fawful: I have confusion! Queen Bean: Rrrgh? Rrrgh? RRRRGH!
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Post by vidguysteve on Nov 9, 2007 15:26:58 GMT -5
www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/56543Beanbean Bandits Base: Beanbean Castle Troops: 4,500 Palace Guards (All-Around Elite Unit) Coins: 21,165 (+4500 from Mystery Market) Population: 2,000 Bowletta/Cackletta Beanstar Legendary Item: Heart of the Witch Fawful Legendary Item: Headgear Popple Album of Valuable Artifacts Legendary Item: Popple's Bottomless Sack of Wonder Queen Bean "I LOVE TO RAAAWWKK!!!" T-Shirt "Wings of an Eagle" Fake Champ's Belt Glitz Gloves Legendary Item: Belly Blech Worm Prince Peasly Legendary Item: Rapier and Flying Bean Representative: Patsy Objects: 1 Chomp Air-Strike (5,000 Chomps) Projects: Treasure Hunt:- 20 Days (New object for the Mystery Market) Bowzilla:- 30 Days (Allows Bowletta to become Bowzilla in battle) Ninja-Stealth:- 20 Days (Popple can move completely silently) Completed Projects:- Obtain Album of Valuable Objects:- (Allows Popple to know about Artifacts) Treasure Hunt:- (New object for the Mystery Market) Increase Radar Distance:- (Headgear Radar range increases to 2 miles) Increase Blinding Range:- (Prince Peasly's Hair Flip will blind 2,000 troops) Log: Bowletta: We're still warring against the Star Spirits. Or something. This stuff is confusing . . . Anyways, I'm practicing some magic with the Beanstar to do something veeeeeeeery special . . . Fawful: My Radar of seeingness is having the range of a mile but with two! Popple: I got so much stuff, see? The Album of Valuable Items, Invincishroom and Crabble Grass for the Market, and now I'm off for more things and to practice my sneakiness, see? Peasly: Ahh! I can now blind 2,000 troops with my gorgeous hair! Queen Bean: Rrrrrgh . . . (sad growl, cause she gets nothing. NOTHING!)
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Post by vidguysteve on Nov 10, 2007 9:52:35 GMT -5
www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/56543Beanbean Bandits Base: Beanbean Castle Troops: 4,500 Palace Guards (All-Around Elite Unit) Coins: 33,165 (+13600 from Mystery Market; -1000 for Glitz Pit Tourny; -1000 for Mystery Item) Population: 2,000 Ally: X-Nauts Bowletta/Cackletta Beanstar Legendary Item: Heart of the Witch Fawful Legendary Item: Headgear Popple Album of Valuable Artifacts Legendary Item: Popple's Bottomless Sack of Wonder Queen Bean "I LOVE TO RAAAWWKK!!!" T-Shirt "Wings of an Eagle" Fake Champ's Belt Glitz Gloves Legendary Item: Belly Blech Worm Prince Peasly Legendary Item: Rapier and Flying Bean Representative: Patsy Objects: 1 Chomp Air-Strike (5,000 Chomps) Projects: Treasure Hunt:- 16 Days (New object for the Mystery Market) Bowzilla:- 26 Days (Allows Bowletta to become Bowzilla in battle) Ninja-Stealth:- 16 Days (Popple can move completely silently) FuryZAP 9000:- 16 Days (Fawful can use this small laser gun to stun and kill troops) [Line Bean Castle with Explosives:- 50 Days (Completely destroys Bean Castle and any troops/captains/generals/ Heavily weakened Heroes inside of it) Completed Projects:- Obtain Album of Valuable Objects:- (Allows Popple to know about Artifacts) Treasure Hunt:- (New object for the Mystery Market) Increase Radar Distance:- (Headgear Radar range increases to 2 miles) Increase Blinding Range:- (Prince Peasly's Hair Flip will blind 2,000 troops) Log: Bowletta: Hm. Not much with me. Fawful: I am having beginning of my invention that is of greatness and sparkling of wonder! The FuryZAP 9000! Popple: Sneaky-sneaky, see? I've been getting better with my stealth, stole something from Peasly a little while ago. Also, BUY THE INVINCISHROOM OR CRABBLE GRASS, see? Peasly: Damn Popple. He stole my hair brush . . . Luckily, I put it in his drink . . . On another note, I've entered a competition at the Glitz Pit. It will all be one-on-one battles, so I'm sure to have an edge! Queen Bean: RRRRGH!
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Post by vidguysteve on Nov 11, 2007 13:40:38 GMT -5
www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/56543Beanbean Bandits Base: Beanbean Castle Troops: 4,500 Palace Guards (All-Around Elite Unit) Coins: 33,765(+600 from M/stery Market) Population: 3,000 Ally: X-Nauts Bowletta/Cackletta Beanstar Legendary Item: Heart of the Witch Fawful Legendary Item: Headgear Popple Album of Valuable Artifacts Legendary Item: Popple's Bottomless Sack of Wonder Queen Bean "I LOVE TO RAAAWWKK!!!" T-Shirt "Wings of an Eagle" Fake Champ's Belt Glitz Gloves Legendary Item: Belly Blech Worm Prince Peasly Legendary Item: Rapier and Flying Bean Representative: Patsy Objects: 1 Chomp Air-Strike (5,000 Chomps) 1 White Yoshi Egg Projects: Treasure Hunt:-12 Days (New object for the Mystery Market) Bowzilla:- 22 Days (Allows Bowletta to become Bowzilla in battle) Ninja-Stealth:- 12 Days (Popple can move completely silently) FuryZAP 9000:- 12 Days (Fawful can use this small laser gun to stun and kill troops) [Line Bean Castle with Explosives:- 50 Days (Completely destroys Bean Castle and any troops/captains/generals/ Heavily weakened Heroes inside of it) Completed Projects:- Obtain Album of Valuable Objects:- (Allows Popple to know about Artifacts) Treasure Hunt:- (New object for the Mystery Market) Increase Radar Distance:- (Headgear Radar range increases to 2 miles) Increase Blinding Range:- (Prince Peasly's Hair Flip will blind 2,000 troops) Log: Bowletta: Woah . . . good haul from the Market . . . Fawful: I am having money! Also, some Stars of Sports are building my ship of greatness! Popple: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I can't believe it, see? I was able to trick that stupid dame into buying the Invincishroom, catching Bean Fever, and then paying the extra 6,000 for curing it! I'm a genius, see? Peasly: I'm excited for the Glitz Pit tournament. Queen Bean: RRRRGH!
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Post by vidguysteve on Nov 12, 2007 13:17:22 GMT -5
www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/56543Beanbean Bandits Base: Beanbean Castle Troops: 4,500 Palace Guards (All-Around Elite Unit) Coins: 34,465(+300 from M/stery Market) Population: 3,000 Ally: X-Nauts Bowletta/Cackletta Beanstar Legendary Item: Heart of the Witch Fawful Legendary Item: Headgear Popple Album of Valuable Artifacts Legendary Item: Popple's Bottomless Sack of Wonder Queen Bean "I LOVE TO RAAAWWKK!!!" T-Shirt "Wings of an Eagle" Fake Champ's Belt Glitz Gloves Legendary Item: Belly Blech Worm Prince Peasly Legendary Item: Rapier and Flying Bean Representative: Patsy Objects: 1 Chomp Air-Strike (5,000 Chomps) 1 White Yoshi Egg Projects: Treasure Hunt:- 8 Days (New object for the Mystery Market) Bowzilla:- 18 Days (Allows Bowletta to become Bowzilla in battle) Ninja-Stealth:- 8 Days (Popple can move completely silently) FuryZAP 9000:- 8 Days (Fawful can use this small laser gun to stun and kill troops) [Line Bean Castle with Explosives:- 50 Days (Completely destroys Bean Castle and any troops/captains/generals/ Heavily weakened Heroes inside of it) Completed Projects:- Obtain Album of Valuable Objects:- (Allows Popple to know about Artifacts) Treasure Hunt:- (New object for the Mystery Market) Increase Radar Distance:- (Headgear Radar range increases to 2 miles) Increase Blinding Range:- (Prince Peasly's Hair Flip will blind 2,000 troops) Log: Bowletta: I don't get it. . . WHO ARE WE GOING TO WAR WITH? We've attacked the Meteor, but we haven't attacked the meteor yet, we've attacked the Star Spirits, but we still haven't made any move against them and it's been days! WHAT'S GOING ON?!?! Fawful: I cannot be waiting to be shooting of lasers at my fink-rat foes of ugliness! Popple: Well, I have some nifty thing for the Treasure Hunt that I've been looking for, see? . . . I'll give you a Hint: The Star Rod! Yup, real Star Rod, see? Peasly: Not much, however, I am also confused about our current situation of battle hiatus . . . Queen Bean: Eh . . .
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Post by vidguysteve on Nov 13, 2007 12:10:02 GMT -5
www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/56543Beanbean Bandits Base: Beanbean Castle Troops: 4,500 Palace Guards (All-Around Uber Unit) Coins: 32,865(+0 from M/stery Market; -2000) Population: 3,000 Ally: X-Nauts Bowletta/Cackletta Beanstar Legendary Item: Heart of the Witch Fawful Legendary Item: Headgear Popple Album of Valuable Artifacts Legendary Item: Popple's Bottomless Sack of Wonder Queen Bean "I LOVE TO RAAAWWKK!!!" T-Shirt "Wings of an Eagle" Fake Champ's Belt Glitz Gloves Legendary Item: Belly Blech Worm Prince Peasley Legendary Item: Rapier and Flying Bean Representative: Patsy Objects:- 1 Chomp Air-Strike (5,000 Chomps) 1 White Yoshi Egg War Machines:- Beanin'! (A 5,000 unit blimp. Has 2 Bullet Bill Cannons that can rotate 360 degrees around the blimp) Beanster! (A one person kart that can go at mach 2. Use it for heroes to get to places. Has a small machine gun, but it shouldn't be taken directly into combat) Projects: Treasure Hunt:- 4 Days (New object for the Mystery Market) Bowzilla:- 14 Days (Allows Bowletta to become Bowzilla in battle) Ninja-Stealth:- 4 Days (Popple can move completely silently) FuryZAP 9000:- 4 Days (Fawful can use this small laser gun to stun and kill troops) [Line Bean Castle with Explosives:- 50 Days (Completely destroys Bean Castle and any troops/captains/generals/ Heavily weakened Heroes inside of it) Completed Projects:- Obtain Album of Valuable Objects:- (Allows Popple to know about Artifacts) Treasure Hunt:- (New object for the Mystery Market) Increase Radar Distance:- (Headgear Radar range increases to 2 miles) Increase Blinding Range:- (Prince Peasley's Hair Flip will blind 2,000 troops) Log: Bowletta: I think that we have this whole thing settled out . . . hopefully . . . Fawful: Zoop Zop, Zoobity Bop! Popple: Not much, see? Market's been a little slow . . . Peasley: I wonder when the tournament will be . . . Queen Bean: RRRRGH!
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Post by vidguysteve on Nov 14, 2007 15:19:33 GMT -5
www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/56543Beanbean Bandits Base: Beanbean Castle Troops: 4,500 Palace Guards (All-Around Uber Unit) Coins: 38,515(+2250 from Mystery Market) Population: 3,000 Ally: X-Nauts Bowletta/Cackletta Beanstar Legendary Item: Heart of the Witch Fawful FuryZAP 9000 Legendary Item: Headgear Popple Album of Valuable Artifact Ninja-Stealth Legendary Item: Popple's Bottomless Sack of Wonder Queen Bean "I LOVE TO RAAAWWKK!!!" T-Shirt "Wings of an Eagle" Fake Champ's Belt Glitz Gloves Legendary Item: Belly Blech Worm Prince Peasley Legendary Item: Rapier and Flying Bean Representative: Patsy Objects:- 1 Chomp Air-Strike (5,000 Chomps) 1 White Yoshi Egg Enchanted Map War Machines:- Beanin'!: 5,000 unit blimp; 2 Bullet Bill cannons Beanster!: One person kart that can go at mach 2; small machine gun Projects: Bowzilla:- 10 Days (Allows Bowletta to become Bowzilla in battle) Line Bean Castle with Explosives:- 46 Days (Completely destroys Bean Castle and any troops/captains/generals/ Heavily weakened Heroes inside of it) Find Kalmar's Star Orb:- 15 Days Summon Bats:- 20 Days (Allows Cackletta to summon 1,000 Bats) Completed Projects:- Obtain Album of Valuable Objects:- (Allows Popple to know about Artifacts) Treasure Hunt:- (Invincishroom and Crabbie Grass for the Mystery Market) Increase Radar Distance:- (Headgear Radar range increases to 2 miles) Increase Blinding Range:- (Prince Peasley's Hair Flip will blind 2,000 troops) Treasure Hunt:- (Star Wand for the Mystery Market) Ninja-Stealth:- (Popple can move completely silently) FuryZAP 9000:- (Fawful can use this small laser gun to stun and kill troops) Log: Bowletta: Screw it. Just screw it. Forget the damn Star Spirits, my head hurts. We're done with that. We bought three things from some market: An Enchanted Map, a Go-Kart, and a Blimp. Convienient! Fawful: AT LAST, MY INVENTION OF GREATESTNESS HAS COMPLETION! My FuryZAP 9000 has much strongess in shooting beams of death and fury! Popple: Big happenings! We got a new item for the Market, and we bought some things. And that map showed something very interesting, see? Peasley: Explosives? Weird. Well, I'm planting them all over our beloved Bean Castle. Queen Bean: RRRRGH! Event Log: Bowletta and the others are all leaning over at the Enchanted Map, where seven glowing objects are on the map. Bowletta: So . . . it seems that whatever these things are, five of them are at Star Hill, one of them is moving towards Star Hill, and one of them is just laying there. Popple: So, what does that mean? Bowletta: It means that the Star Spirits are gathering something. I have no idea what, but if they want it, then we want it first. Popple, take the map and retrieve the object. Popple: Got it! Peasley: You realise that if we interuppt whatever their plan is, they'll be less than patient with us. Bowletta: Of course. Don't fret Peasley, I have a plan. I always do . . .
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Post by vidguysteve on Nov 14, 2007 19:04:43 GMT -5
*Prince Peasley is reading Grubba's letter*
Peasley: All right, men! Show me those Report Cards!
*The Castle Guards all walk up to Peasley with pieces of papers with grades on them; Peasley inspects them one-by-one*
Peasley: You ALL got straight "F"s?!
Castle Guard: We all copied off of the same person.
Peasley: *sigh* Fine. Eenie-Meenie-MineYOU! You two hundred! No, not you guys. YOU! Yes, you, come with me!
*Peasley and Castle Guards head off to Glitz Pit*
Bowletta: What's hunh? Hey, pretty-boy left a note . . .
~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bowletta,
Off to that fighting thing I told you about. Dinner's in the fridge. Make sure Fawful takes his pills.
Peasley
(enclosed is a picture of me flashing my hair) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Bowletta: MY EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYES!
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Merloo
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Post by Merloo on Nov 14, 2007 20:31:04 GMT -5
Okay, you use Mariowiki as a source of Mario information. It states somewhere that there are multiple Star Havens. It stands to reason they would be in other galaxies, right? And they do represent other galaxies, not other dimensions though.
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Post by Chaosblade on Nov 14, 2007 20:40:22 GMT -5
You attack merloo, I counter and protect him.
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Post by vidguysteve on Nov 14, 2007 20:41:36 GMT -5
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