Lobo is a rather boring genocidic alien, emo beast, and star of Lobo Comics.
Lobo Comic Books are prototypical unfunny old comics that most people never liked to begin with. Since Lobo's old movies are based on the premise that he is emo, the Facts exaggerate these lofty abilities to unlulzy proportions.
With nothing more than his bare hands and keen intellect, Lobo has killed, maimed, and brutalized hundreds of lives. After his fight scene with Lobo, Superman died. Lobo, who starred in Lobo's Comics, was reduced to being emo and cutting himself.
These are Lobo's comments on the original two Lobo jokes, regarding his tears and evolution.
"Here's what I think about myself: I'm an old comic book star who sucks dicks after killing people for money."
-- Lobo, after killing the interviewer
"Cancer is good thing. It kills people so I don't have to."
-- Lobo, refusing to cry for cancer patien
Here's Some Rydon7 Lobo Facts!:
*Lobo doesn't have a chin underneath his beard; just a giant p*ssy.
*Before the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet to make sure Lobo folded all of the clothes correctly.
*Lobo won't suck your d!ck for money; he will gladly do it for free.
*Lobo doesn't do push-ups; he's too busy making a one-sided unbelievable war.
*Lobo ruins every party he goes to because he is an old comic book person.
*When Lobo endorses a presidential candidate, it's Mike Huckabee
*Lobo once told Lobo a Chuck Norris joke. But Lobo didn't laugh. He was too busy sucking dicks.
*Ray Charles once looked at Lobo, he decided he’d rather never see again
*Lobo never desevred to see th light of day.
I think that gives a small glimpse into how greatly I despise the man known as Lobo.