The Finale
Part 3: Discovery
"Hey... I wonder what would happen if I threw a Star Bit it empty space..." one Luma said to another. He picked up a star bit from the bag that just happened to be sitting next to him, and tossed it. It broke against an invisible wall.
King Kaliente saw this, and immediately demanded the bag of star bits. Rounding up fifty troops, he commanded them all to throw them all at once. They all broke at the same time, right at that invisible wall.
"Hm... Well, I suppose we should do something. EVERYBODY! FIRE AT WILL!"
youtube.com/watch?v=8igEZCR7cRMEverything began to fire all it had at the wall, whatever it was. Suddenly, a large ring with an X in the middle appeared, incredibly massive in size.
"HOLY **** ***********ING ******* ****** ************* HIPPOPOTAMUS ***** ******** **** ********* **** ********* REPUBLICAN **** *** ******** DANIEL RADCLIFFE **** **** WITH A BUCKET OF **** ********** **** ******* IN A CASTLE FAR AWAY WHERE NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU ************ ***** SOUP ******** ****** WITH A BUCKET OF **** **** MICKEY MOUSE *********** ***************** AND A STICK OF DYNAMITE ******************** *** ******** MAGICAL ******* ********* ************ ALAKAZAM!" King Kaliente shouted.
Grodus was down on the ground, using his Salamun badge. He fired some water at a few unfortunate Sammer Guys, turning them into zombies. That infection would eventually spread throughout the whole army. Then, Grodus got a call from the X-Star
"Uh, dude? Sir? Sir dude, sir? We're... kinda under attack," came Lord Crump over the radio.
"HOLY **** ***********ING ******* ****** ************* HIPPOPOTAMUS ***** ******** **** ********* **** ********* REPUBLICAN **** *** ******** DANIEL RADCLIFFE **** **** WITH A BUCKET OF **** ********** **** ******* IN A CASTLE FAR AWAY WHERE NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU ************ ***** SOUP ******** ****** WITH A BUCKET OF **** **** MICKEY MOUSE *********** ***************** AND A STICK OF DYNAMITE ******************** *** ******** MAGICAL ******* ********* ************ ALAKAZAM!" Sir Grodus shouted.
"Yeah. They just kinda, started attacking, so we had to fight back. I'm not sure how it happened. We need you here."
Cursing the world, Sir Grodus Shadow Warped onto the bridge of the X-Star.
www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/32678The Dreadmoon detached from the X-Star, heading out into the middle of the battle. It began to suck up war machines at a frightening pace, causing the Stardust Squadron to flee, while fighting the fearsome X-Star.
King Kaliente sent out the Dreadrock and Snifit Bot, having them rush toward the X-Star, firing everything they had. The X-Star fired at the Snifit Bot, hoping to bring it down. The Snifit Bot dodged laser after laser, returning fire as it dashed across the stars. The Dreadrock fired as well, laying waste to the enemy X-Star.
Grodus watched with horror as the battle raged. "This is NOT what I had planned. Crump! Xannon! Xeya! Get out there and bring them down, in the name of the X-Nauts!"
Lord Crump, Barron Xannon, and Lady Xeya rushed to their respective machines.
"VON GRAPPLE!"
"VON XERMINATOR!"
"VON XINERATE!"
"MANGUS FUSION!"
The three war machines fused together, forming the Mangus von Xraperator. This lethal weapon zoomed in and out of enemy fire, heading for the enemy Snifit Bot. The two engaged in combat, desperately trying to outwit the enemy ship. Neither one seemed willing to give.
King Kaliente tried to use his remaining machines to take down the X-Star, but it all seemed in vain. The enemy was putting up quite a fight. Suddenly, he got an idea.
"This is King Kaliente to Snifit Bot. Take out that Black Hole thing. Whatever it is, it's greatly hindering my ability to take out that X-thing."
"This is King Kaliente to DreadRock. Take out that Black Hole thing. Whatever it is, it's greatly hindering my ability to take out that X-thing."
The two starships instantly switched their focus to the Dreadmoon, trying their hardest to damage it. It had already swallowed plenty of machines, so the Snifit Bot and DreadRock were keeping their distance. The Snifit Bot, still distracted by the Mangus con Xraperator, was unable to effectively damage the Dreadmoon. Grodus, from on board the X-Star, felt he had dodged a major bullet. King Kaliente had far from given up, but knew he was losing.
youtube.com/watch?v=-ZIGtP39k6AA few lasers appeared and hit the Dreadmoon. Grodus and King Kaliente simultaneously turned to see what it was. It was a machine unlike any they'd seem before.
The Death Fuzz
"HOLY **** ***********ING ******* ****** ************* HIPPOPOTAMUS ***** ******** **** ********* **** ********* REPUBLICAN **** *** ******** DANIEL RADCLIFFE **** **** WITH A BUCKET OF **** ********** **** ******* IN A CASTLE FAR AWAY WHERE NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU ************ ***** SOUP ******** ****** WITH A BUCKET OF **** **** MICKEY MOUSE *********** ***************** AND A STICK OF DYNAMITE ******************** *** ******** MAGICAL ******* ********* ************ ALAKAZAM!" the two generals shouted at the same time.
The Death Fuzz fired lasers at all of the spacecraft in sight, as if with no real motive. The two armies tried to counter it, with a decent degree of success, but it was hard as they still needed to fight each other. The entire area was enveloped in chaos.
General Brint had been having a good fight on the ground, until he noticed Grodus attacking the Sammer Guys, turning them into zombies on the other side of the battlefield. While not really concerned, he knew that it meant the X-Nauts were here, and was determined to seek them out. Faring well on the ground, he decided to let the Death Fuzz attempt to neutralize the threat.
Grodus and King Kaliente both knew that the new player was going to serve as an annoyance, and were mildly annoyed about it. King Kalinte decided to seize the opportunity, luring the Death Fuzz to attack the Dreadmoon, while he did so himself. With the combined efforts of all the machines, the Dreadmoon was eliminated.
"HOLY **** ***********ING ******* ****** ************* HIPPOPOTAMUS ***** ******** **** ********* **** ********* REPUBLICAN **** *** ******** DANIEL RADCLIFFE **** **** WITH A BUCKET OF **** ********** **** ******* IN A CASTLE FAR AWAY WHERE NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU ************ ***** SOUP ******** ****** WITH A BUCKET OF **** **** MICKEY MOUSE *********** ***************** AND A STICK OF DYNAMITE ******************** *** ******** MAGICAL ******* ********* ************ ALAKAZAM!" Sir Grodus shouted.
Fighting with newfound vigor, the Stardust Squadron was able to advance on the X-Star. Grodus continued to fight back with all he had, but the Dreadmoon had been crucial to his strategy. Being who he was, he was ready to tackle this new challenge. After all, he had the perfect brain. No one could ever beat him.