Post by Makajawan on Apr 28, 2008 16:06:34 GMT -5
The Finale
Part 1: The End of the Universe
Goom Town was eerily quiet. The only sound was that of the waves gently lapping against the harbor, and the light pulsing tones of the Vortex that would lead the army of Goom Town to its victory, or quite possibly its grave.. In the distance, a rhythmic thumping could be heard, disrupting the silence. A large army of Goombas was the first to reach the empty town. They waited at the town center waiting. . . waiting. . . until a voice rose up.
“Father?”
The Goomfather turned his head to his son, Sharptooth. He looked him over, and wondered if the end of all things was deserved for what the inhabitants had become. His own son, the once proud Sharptooth, had... done some bad stuff.
“Father?” Sharptooth’s voice called out again.
“Yes?”
“If I may ask, what are we doing, staying here? Shouldn’t we be going through the portal before it’s too late?”
“Wait a few more hours, my son.”
Tubba Blubbachine had heard this before. He had done this before. He knew what was going to happen. But he kept quiet.
As the sun began to set, Goomfather told his son it was time. Sharptooth gave the order to enter.
"Hm..." thought Tubba. "I wonder where the other armies are? Perhaps each has its own portal." The Clubba was correct. Each army was receiving its own portal to prevent some taking a head start.
A large portal loomed withina complex maze, odd space creatures floated near it, waiting for the order. A solitary toad stood there, reflecting on all that had happened.
One plumber was using his vast hoard of money for target practice. His life had leaned so far in the direction of darkness, evil. He had even tried to kidnap his own brother, for money. Yet, somehow, he also had the knowledge that he had helped Makajawan save the universe. Who was he? Good, or evil? Right, or wrong? Light, or darkness? He knew not as he entered the portal, all who were with him following suit.
Princess Peach nervously milled about her castle. The end was near. Her kingdom had been torn apart by war. Hundreds of thousands dead. Her most trusted advisor killed by an old foe. Her love, Mario, possessed by an evil witch. Her friend, Luigi, crossed over to the dark side. The kingdom next door under control of bandits, their prince hypnotized into joining their ranks. It was up to her to right the wrongs. She lead her troops through the portal, intent on her goals.
"O Great Cackletta! The battle which is being of the final nature is beginning in the soonest time!" shouted Fawful.
"Yes, Fawful," Cackletta replied. "Is everyone ready?"
"Yeah, see? My Rookie and I got it handled, see?"
"RRRGH! RRRRRRRRRGH! GWOOO HOOO HOOG HAAAGH! RAAAAAAMAAABLAAAA!"
"Most certainly, Great Cackletta."
"..."
Cackletta was annoyed. "PATSY!"
""Present," Patsy mumbled.
"Well then, let's go! EEYAH HA HA HA HA!"
"I HAVE FURY!"
"I'll be taking that, see?"
"Hahaha!"
"RAAAAAAMAAABLAAAA!"
"Woo."
King Sammer and the Sammer Guys were crowded around the portal.
"The end of the world is coming."
"At least we found Jade Blooper."
With those few words of wisdom, the Sammer Guys marched through the portal.
"Did we remember the Groundruler?"
"iunno."
A single Gizmo walked through a portal, eager to see what happened.
"Dude! Uh, sir! Sir dude, sir! The portal is ready."
"Yes, let us enter," Sir Grodus said, as the X-Star moved through the portal.
Lord Crump was walking down the hall with Lady Xeya. Barron Xannon bit his thumb.
"Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?" Crump inquired.
"I do bite my thumb, sir," Xannon returned.
Crump repeated the question. "Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?"
Xannon turned to an X-Naut PhD. "Is the law of our side if I say 'Ay'?"
"No." was the reply.
"No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I bite my thumb, sir." Xannon explained. With that, the four went to their separate posts.
General Brint commanded his fuzzies through the portal.
"If yeh be men, then yeh be an army o' men!"
"Uh, sir, we're all fuzzies."
"Ay. If yeh be fuzzies, then yeh be an army o' fuzzies!"
King Kaliente loaded his troops onto his giant transport to ferry entire army to final battle. "Well, whatever it's called, I have a feeling the Great Beings are going to make it really awesome. It'll be awesomely written, with awesome stuff happening , and it will just be completely awesome. So awesome, in fact, that the writer will be the most awesomest person in the history of the universe- but even more awesome." Pausing, King Kaliente then said, "Wait, what am I saying? Whatever..." With that, the Stardust Squadron headed out through the portal.
"'Ey! What is goin' on 'ere?" O'Chunks said as Count Bleckian lead the army through the portal.
"BLEH HEH HEH! BLECKIAN! The now hero of this army is...Count Bleckian! The justification for this is... non-existent! If kaka (wait, who?) is upset, then he will be told to deal... by Makajawan! (wait, who?)"
"CHUNKS AWAY!" O'Chunks yelled as he rushed through the portal in his own, unique, style.
"Graagghhh!" Petey Piranha lead his troops through the portal to the final battle. 'This time, I'm going, no matter what anyone says,' he thought, but it just came out as "GGRRGAAAAAARRR!!!" 'Ugh, why must I be so speech impaired...'
"ve are ready!" shouted dr. einstork to duck.
"what, already? you kidding me??? this is insane! I haven't made plans!" duck shouted.
"uh... ve're going," the apparent PhD. replied. "the iron phoenix eez done, as vell as all our projects."
"alright. I'll see if I can draw something up before we actually start fighting."
"GWAHAHA! We may not be the richest yet, but after this battle, we'll be the only ones left!" shouted Wario. "Now, even though my character has gone from the best idea for a villain to a joke, that doesn't mean we can't win this thing! For Stench!"
"FOR STENCH!" Wario's troops shouted, for some reason not embarrassed at their name. They quickly scrambled into the portal.
"We shall not be defeated."
"We shall drag the world into Subspace."
"The cake was the definition of coolness."
"Nothing shall stand in our way."
"To bring the world into darkness."
"You researched a powerful link."
"The world of everything will be the world of nothing."
"And we shall be its masters."
"Basketball ate photosynthesis."
"FOR THE SUBSPACE EMISSARY!"
The Subspace Emissary piled on the Battleship Halberd and went through the portal.
"Alright, men! Let's burn them to the ground!" Mack had given a large, morality boosting speech to his troops, the Melty Molten Mafia. Now, they were ready to burn everything to the ground as they marched through the portal, their inactivity about to cease.
"BLOOOP! BLOOOOOOOOOOP! BLOOP! BLOOP! BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP!" the Blooper Bombers chanted as they marched through the portal. Everyone was psyched for the finale of their lives, whether they lived or died, it would be their finest hour.
All of the armies of the world marched through their respective portals, arriving on the battlefield, ready for battle. Each one though of their motivations, which will not be listed here, as that would be even more cheap rip-offs of the previous final battle, oxymoronic as the name might be. And yet, one force was off to the side, waiting for their moment of glory. "Now? Do we do it now?"
"Patience. It will come soon."
Part 1: The End of the Universe
Goom Town was eerily quiet. The only sound was that of the waves gently lapping against the harbor, and the light pulsing tones of the Vortex that would lead the army of Goom Town to its victory, or quite possibly its grave.. In the distance, a rhythmic thumping could be heard, disrupting the silence. A large army of Goombas was the first to reach the empty town. They waited at the town center waiting. . . waiting. . . until a voice rose up.
“Father?”
The Goomfather turned his head to his son, Sharptooth. He looked him over, and wondered if the end of all things was deserved for what the inhabitants had become. His own son, the once proud Sharptooth, had... done some bad stuff.
“Father?” Sharptooth’s voice called out again.
“Yes?”
“If I may ask, what are we doing, staying here? Shouldn’t we be going through the portal before it’s too late?”
“Wait a few more hours, my son.”
Tubba Blubbachine had heard this before. He had done this before. He knew what was going to happen. But he kept quiet.
As the sun began to set, Goomfather told his son it was time. Sharptooth gave the order to enter.
"Hm..." thought Tubba. "I wonder where the other armies are? Perhaps each has its own portal." The Clubba was correct. Each army was receiving its own portal to prevent some taking a head start.
A large portal loomed withina complex maze, odd space creatures floated near it, waiting for the order. A solitary toad stood there, reflecting on all that had happened.
One plumber was using his vast hoard of money for target practice. His life had leaned so far in the direction of darkness, evil. He had even tried to kidnap his own brother, for money. Yet, somehow, he also had the knowledge that he had helped Makajawan save the universe. Who was he? Good, or evil? Right, or wrong? Light, or darkness? He knew not as he entered the portal, all who were with him following suit.
Princess Peach nervously milled about her castle. The end was near. Her kingdom had been torn apart by war. Hundreds of thousands dead. Her most trusted advisor killed by an old foe. Her love, Mario, possessed by an evil witch. Her friend, Luigi, crossed over to the dark side. The kingdom next door under control of bandits, their prince hypnotized into joining their ranks. It was up to her to right the wrongs. She lead her troops through the portal, intent on her goals.
"O Great Cackletta! The battle which is being of the final nature is beginning in the soonest time!" shouted Fawful.
"Yes, Fawful," Cackletta replied. "Is everyone ready?"
"Yeah, see? My Rookie and I got it handled, see?"
"RRRGH! RRRRRRRRRGH! GWOOO HOOO HOOG HAAAGH! RAAAAAAMAAABLAAAA!"
"Most certainly, Great Cackletta."
"..."
Cackletta was annoyed. "PATSY!"
""Present," Patsy mumbled.
"Well then, let's go! EEYAH HA HA HA HA!"
"I HAVE FURY!"
"I'll be taking that, see?"
"Hahaha!"
"RAAAAAAMAAABLAAAA!"
"Woo."
King Sammer and the Sammer Guys were crowded around the portal.
"The end of the world is coming."
"At least we found Jade Blooper."
With those few words of wisdom, the Sammer Guys marched through the portal.
"Did we remember the Groundruler?"
"iunno."
A single Gizmo walked through a portal, eager to see what happened.
"Dude! Uh, sir! Sir dude, sir! The portal is ready."
"Yes, let us enter," Sir Grodus said, as the X-Star moved through the portal.
Lord Crump was walking down the hall with Lady Xeya. Barron Xannon bit his thumb.
"Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?" Crump inquired.
"I do bite my thumb, sir," Xannon returned.
Crump repeated the question. "Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?"
Xannon turned to an X-Naut PhD. "Is the law of our side if I say 'Ay'?"
"No." was the reply.
"No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I bite my thumb, sir." Xannon explained. With that, the four went to their separate posts.
General Brint commanded his fuzzies through the portal.
"If yeh be men, then yeh be an army o' men!"
"Uh, sir, we're all fuzzies."
"Ay. If yeh be fuzzies, then yeh be an army o' fuzzies!"
King Kaliente loaded his troops onto his giant transport to ferry entire army to final battle. "Well, whatever it's called, I have a feeling the Great Beings are going to make it really awesome. It'll be awesomely written, with awesome stuff happening , and it will just be completely awesome. So awesome, in fact, that the writer will be the most awesomest person in the history of the universe- but even more awesome." Pausing, King Kaliente then said, "Wait, what am I saying? Whatever..." With that, the Stardust Squadron headed out through the portal.
"'Ey! What is goin' on 'ere?" O'Chunks said as Count Bleckian lead the army through the portal.
"BLEH HEH HEH! BLECKIAN! The now hero of this army is...Count Bleckian! The justification for this is... non-existent! If kaka (wait, who?) is upset, then he will be told to deal... by Makajawan! (wait, who?)"
"CHUNKS AWAY!" O'Chunks yelled as he rushed through the portal in his own, unique, style.
"Graagghhh!" Petey Piranha lead his troops through the portal to the final battle. 'This time, I'm going, no matter what anyone says,' he thought, but it just came out as "GGRRGAAAAAARRR!!!" 'Ugh, why must I be so speech impaired...'
"ve are ready!" shouted dr. einstork to duck.
"what, already? you kidding me??? this is insane! I haven't made plans!" duck shouted.
"uh... ve're going," the apparent PhD. replied. "the iron phoenix eez done, as vell as all our projects."
"alright. I'll see if I can draw something up before we actually start fighting."
"GWAHAHA! We may not be the richest yet, but after this battle, we'll be the only ones left!" shouted Wario. "Now, even though my character has gone from the best idea for a villain to a joke, that doesn't mean we can't win this thing! For Stench!"
"FOR STENCH!" Wario's troops shouted, for some reason not embarrassed at their name. They quickly scrambled into the portal.
"We shall not be defeated."
"We shall drag the world into Subspace."
"The cake was the definition of coolness."
"Nothing shall stand in our way."
"To bring the world into darkness."
"You researched a powerful link."
"The world of everything will be the world of nothing."
"And we shall be its masters."
"Basketball ate photosynthesis."
"FOR THE SUBSPACE EMISSARY!"
The Subspace Emissary piled on the Battleship Halberd and went through the portal.
"Alright, men! Let's burn them to the ground!" Mack had given a large, morality boosting speech to his troops, the Melty Molten Mafia. Now, they were ready to burn everything to the ground as they marched through the portal, their inactivity about to cease.
"BLOOOP! BLOOOOOOOOOOP! BLOOP! BLOOP! BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP!" the Blooper Bombers chanted as they marched through the portal. Everyone was psyched for the finale of their lives, whether they lived or died, it would be their finest hour.
All of the armies of the world marched through their respective portals, arriving on the battlefield, ready for battle. Each one though of their motivations, which will not be listed here, as that would be even more cheap rip-offs of the previous final battle, oxymoronic as the name might be. And yet, one force was off to the side, waiting for their moment of glory. "Now? Do we do it now?"
"Patience. It will come soon."