The Finale
Part Two: Warm and Fuzzy
www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/109650General Brint scanned the battlefield. "Well men, this be it. We be fightin' 'til the end. All who be with me, say 'Ay'"
"AY!" came the response. Fuzzies rushed forward, frying everything in sight with their fission fryers. Golden fuzzies were launched from fuzzbushes into the enemy ranks. Flower Fuzzies stole energy and unleashed magic attacks. The fuzzies brought complete and utter destruction. Their target? The unfortunate Sammer Guys.
Sammer Guys fell at a rapid pace from the vicious fuzzy bombardment. Few Sammer Guys were equipped for the long-range warfare that was being fought, and they just couldn't advance on the fuzzy position.
Katana Battleships flew up above the fuzzies, firing down blades. FUZZIE Bombers flew in, bombarding the enemy battleships. Yellow Sammer Guys began to fire at the Bombers, bringing them down, but not before the elimination of the Katana Battleships.
Fuzzies began to throw Cookie Bombs, causing even more damage to the Sammer Guys position. Parafuzzies went in, bombarding the troops, but the Yellow Sammer Guys took them out effectively.
Then, Piranha Plants sprouted up beneath the Sammer Guys. Biting and chomping, they were able to take out quite a few troops, but, surrounded by Sammer Guys, the force was beat down.
Then, more War Machines began to storm the enemy ranks. FuzzyJeeps dashed in and out of troops, picking them off one by one. FuzzySharks joined in, quickly darting around, wary of their weak defense, so trying to avoid getting hit. The Chomp Carriage began to run around, flattening BladeBots, and the Chompmaster Tank blew them to pieces.
In response, King Sammer sent out the Groundruler to eat up the enemy machines. It smashed right through the Jeeps and Sharks, but once it got to the Chompmaster Tank, it was severely weakened. Captain Snortez finished it off with cannonfire, putting an end to the Sammer Guys comeback. Not wanting to continue fighting this foe, the Sammer Guys began to retreat under covering fire of Green Sammer Guys.
The Fuzzies, rather than risk getting pulled into a trap, decided to focus on a new target. Their choice was the army of the Mushroom Kingdom.
Fission Fryers continued to incinerate the nearest units, while fuzzy flingers and fuzzbushes went deeper into the ranks. The remaining war machines stormed enemy ranks, and General Brint was looking confident, as Peach didn't appear to want to use her whole force, likely because she had another target.
"Oh, this isn't what I intended to do at all." Peach moaned, noticing the fuzzy advance. Without any real plans for someone attacking her, she wasn't at all happy. She moved some troops to deal with the threat, deciding to focus on her other targets. This made the fuzzies' job even easier. They shredded their way through the enemy troops and war machines, laying waste. Now, not without major casualties, but they were getting through.
"Now, now. That's no fun! It's not a party without the
Green Thunder!youtube.com/watch?v=43-bkLOCK3MTwo, large, robotic feet slammed down into the battlefield, crushing fuzzies underneath. Two hands swooped down, picking up Piranha plants and toads, intermixed throughout Peach's army, and squeezed the life out of them. Then, a robotic head, shaped like Luigi's, jumped down, hovering just above the feet, shooting lasers and missiles everywhere.
"Heh heh heh... THE GREEN THUNDER STRIKES LIKE LIGHTNING!" Brobot began to run around through all sorts of troops, Toad or Fuzzy, it mattered not, causing absolute destruction.
One Gizmo appeared in Brobot's path. The mustacherang was fired, but the Gizmo expertly dodged it. Brobot began to chase it around, firing with everything it had. "Pesky bug," said the Green Thunder. Finally, the Gizmo escaped into the crowd. "I WILL GET YOU!" Luigi vowed.
Then, the cockpit opened, and out jumped the Green Thunder himself, shooting lightning and darkness in every direction. "Hey, Random Toad, you got it handled? You just stick with Brobot. He'll keep you safe. I've got some fuzzies to suck the life out of. L-ater!" With that, the Green Thunder began to rush around the battlefield, leaving destruction in his wake.
Peach took notice of Luigi's presence, and remembered one of her goals for the battle. With lightning speed that would impress the Green Thunder himself, she rushed toward him, healing troops as she went.
"This be bad," said Brint, noticing the Green Thunder's presence. Now, even the Fotons Luigi had brought with were causing trouble. General Brint looked down at a smash ball he had brought with him. "Hm..."
Peach finally caught up with Luigi. "Luigi!"
The Green Thunder turned around, "Princess?"
"Yes, it's me. I've come to talk to you about something."
"Go on," the Green Thunder replied, inquisitive.
"Well, I really miss the brave and noble Luigi."
"Princess, I've come to this battle with a real identity crisis., and-" Luigi looked to see his Fotons being attacked by a giant, invincible, Brint.
"Mama mia! L-ater, Princess." Luigi rushed over to go aid his Fotons.
Princess Peach rolled her eyes as she quickly tried to follow.
Then, Brint shrunk back down to normal. He looked up at the Fotons, all staring down at him. "Uh, heh heh... so, what was I doing here?" Brint braced himself for the worst.
youtube.com/watch?v=gmAExzpqrxs&feature=relatedLasers rained down from the sky, eliminating hundreds of Fotons. Brint turned around, happy to see his invincible starship. "HA! Fear the wrath of the unstoppable DEATH FUZZ!"
"Help me!" Princess Peach shouted, coming under heavy fire from the Death Fuzz. Luigi turned around and rushed toward her. Grabbing her arm, he snaked through troops, rushing toward Random Toad and Brobot, knowing it was his only hope of escape. Reaching his metal brother, he and the princess flew off and away from the deadly starship.
Brint laughed. "Alright men! Let's make 'em feel warm and fuzzy!"