Post by tinfoilman on Apr 4, 2008 16:14:14 GMT -5
Zim's Swan Song
Part 1: Its Raining Poo.... Alleluia?
"GIR! Get over here!" the green alien shouted fiercely to his robotic "friend". His happy circuited-companion wheeled himself over, bursting with glee. "Load up the Piggy disguise, and get the troops ready for deployment. AND BE SNAPPY ABOUT IT." The words registered in the robot's head before he responded: "Load up the Potty with pies, and get the poops ready for deployment!" He wheeled away to the in-ship bathroom, while Zim screamed and set to work himself.
Outside, the ship's appearance changed to a giant pig, which would've gotten kids out of many things that day ("Get a car? Not until pigs fly! Oh, shi-"). It floated towards its destination; a rather tough looking wall, with various machines and doo-hickeys sprouting in-and-out of it, in the middle of a meadow. It neared and neared the former fortress, which was full of hub-hub inside.
"BLARGG!" Koops shouted out, a rare outburst from the rather timid Koopa. "We must prepare, uh, for departure. Kalifornia, what's the report on starting up the Speed Drive?"
"@#$%!"
"Another 30 seconds?! Oh.... c'mon, gods of fate, let us get outta here!" he cried, while looking through his Super Scan Scope. The ship, which they saw transform into the Piggy disguise, was rapidly approaching. The countdown seemed to slow like molasses on a cold winter's night. Finally, it reached 0, and they were blasting off at hyper-speed. Out of control, it rocketed through the Mushroom Kingdom. It zipped past Toad Town, Lavalava Island, and various other memorable locations at high speed, before settling to a stop beside the BeanBean Castle
"Phew."
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The crew aboard the VOOT was just preparing for the initiation; Zim was prepared to deploy himself, and the troops were getting ready at the rear of the ship. GIR was just about to unload a massive heap of fecal matter when all of the sudden the castle lurched away. Zim tracked it, with a rather large grimace on his face, as it settled somewhere near the BeanBean castle. He turned back to his crew with a glare, and started flying off in that direction, stumbling upon a village of Goombas. He ended up asking the locals if they had seen a castle. They pointed him in the right direction and Zim cackled before loading up into the VOOT again, activating the piggy disguise once more. He approached at a quick pace.
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"ROLL CALL!" Koops shouted. "Kooper?"
"Here."
"Kolorado?"
"Present."
"Mr. Koopa?"
"Here."
"Shailor?"
"Shere."
"Parakarry?"
"Present."
"Kalifornia?"
"@#$%!"
"Koopa Bros.?"
"1-2-3-4: ACCOUNTED FOR!"
"Good, everything seems to have, uh, went smoothly. Just make sure everythin-"
"BOSS! CHECK THIS OUT!" Kooper cried, pointing to the Super Scan Scope. Koops rushed over, when he heard what sounded like rain overhead, bombarding the castle. "What's that?!" Koops wondered, and Kooper checked the scope once more.
"SH--!" he shouted. "What's sh--? What is it?" Koops replied. "No, sir, its sh--! Its literally raining poo!"
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Just wanted to get this started. No casualties or damages yet.
Part 1: Its Raining Poo.... Alleluia?
"GIR! Get over here!" the green alien shouted fiercely to his robotic "friend". His happy circuited-companion wheeled himself over, bursting with glee. "Load up the Piggy disguise, and get the troops ready for deployment. AND BE SNAPPY ABOUT IT." The words registered in the robot's head before he responded: "Load up the Potty with pies, and get the poops ready for deployment!" He wheeled away to the in-ship bathroom, while Zim screamed and set to work himself.
Outside, the ship's appearance changed to a giant pig, which would've gotten kids out of many things that day ("Get a car? Not until pigs fly! Oh, shi-"). It floated towards its destination; a rather tough looking wall, with various machines and doo-hickeys sprouting in-and-out of it, in the middle of a meadow. It neared and neared the former fortress, which was full of hub-hub inside.
"BLARGG!" Koops shouted out, a rare outburst from the rather timid Koopa. "We must prepare, uh, for departure. Kalifornia, what's the report on starting up the Speed Drive?"
"@#$%!"
"Another 30 seconds?! Oh.... c'mon, gods of fate, let us get outta here!" he cried, while looking through his Super Scan Scope. The ship, which they saw transform into the Piggy disguise, was rapidly approaching. The countdown seemed to slow like molasses on a cold winter's night. Finally, it reached 0, and they were blasting off at hyper-speed. Out of control, it rocketed through the Mushroom Kingdom. It zipped past Toad Town, Lavalava Island, and various other memorable locations at high speed, before settling to a stop beside the BeanBean Castle
"Phew."
-------------------------------------------------------
The crew aboard the VOOT was just preparing for the initiation; Zim was prepared to deploy himself, and the troops were getting ready at the rear of the ship. GIR was just about to unload a massive heap of fecal matter when all of the sudden the castle lurched away. Zim tracked it, with a rather large grimace on his face, as it settled somewhere near the BeanBean castle. He turned back to his crew with a glare, and started flying off in that direction, stumbling upon a village of Goombas. He ended up asking the locals if they had seen a castle. They pointed him in the right direction and Zim cackled before loading up into the VOOT again, activating the piggy disguise once more. He approached at a quick pace.
-------------------------------------------------------
"ROLL CALL!" Koops shouted. "Kooper?"
"Here."
"Kolorado?"
"Present."
"Mr. Koopa?"
"Here."
"Shailor?"
"Shere."
"Parakarry?"
"Present."
"Kalifornia?"
"@#$%!"
"Koopa Bros.?"
"1-2-3-4: ACCOUNTED FOR!"
"Good, everything seems to have, uh, went smoothly. Just make sure everythin-"
"BOSS! CHECK THIS OUT!" Kooper cried, pointing to the Super Scan Scope. Koops rushed over, when he heard what sounded like rain overhead, bombarding the castle. "What's that?!" Koops wondered, and Kooper checked the scope once more.
"SH--!" he shouted. "What's sh--? What is it?" Koops replied. "No, sir, its sh--! Its literally raining poo!"
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Just wanted to get this started. No casualties or damages yet.