Post by vidguysteve on May 20, 2008 14:29:53 GMT -5
Hey there, drip! Wait up a second! This is the Great Popple, Shadow Thief! Sorting through my bag, I got a lotta great stuff, see? So, I'm going to pawn it off to anyone who wants it, see?
But there's a catch, see? I'm just going to randomly grab something from my bag and you pay for it. It may be something good, it may be something bad, you don't know, see?
Everything costs 100 coins, so you might even make a great deal! So, first objects are up for sale, see? Who wants it? We have a limited stock, so pay up quick! And, for the consideration of others, we're only lettin' customers get four Items a day, see?
Later, once I start 'gathering' artifacts, I'll put them for sale here, too, see? I'll be going on random excursions to find new items and artifacts. I'll say what they are and what they do, but they'll be a little costlier, see? You're paying for convienence!
Mystery Item: 100 Coins
Artifact: 100 Coins more than the previous bidder
And here's a list of Artifacts we have planned to sell later. They ain't for sale yet, so don't be buggin' me to save 'em for you!
Soap Shoes: We got these from some schlub going to the olympics. Slip on these shoes and take off at the speed of sound! Easy does it though, just because you move fast doesn't mean you can react as fast, see?
1000 Coins
Bear Backpack: This backpack is costly, since we needed to remove it from a bear as it was sleeping, then run like hell once the bird inside it started shrieking. Anyways, we've convinced the bird to cooperate, and she will help the wearer fight by firing eggs, pecking, or flying. Or, of course, you could remove the bird and put what ever you want inside. The Backpack is nearly indestructible!
3,000 Coins
Gutsy Bat: We stole this from some psycho kid at a playground. Started screaming about "dooming the world from an unstoppable evil background." Weird. Anyways, this bat is a killer! One swing, and enemies will be sent flying out of the park!
1,500 Coins
Triangle Thing 1: Part one of this triangle thing we nabbed from some elf kid while he was sleeping. It allows you to protect yourself with a blue crystal to reflect attacks.
2,000 Coins
Triangle Thing 2: Part two, it's supposed to relate to courage somehow. Yeah, sure. "Show your courage by running away!" This will allow the possesser to send them back to thier base instantly, no matter where they are.
2,500
Triangle Thing 3: Shoot people with FIRE! This thing rocks! You can create a giant blast of fire, guide a concentrated explosion to a certain location, or just make a massive twister of flame!
3,000
Mountain Climber Hammers: We have two of these, since we stole 'em from two people! Anyways, these are good for working solo, but even better as a team. You can fire icicles from the hammers, or release a freezing blast of wind. Also, the hammers make you more resistant to the cold.
2,000 *each*
Polygon Face Mask: Weird thing claims to be the Emperor of some Lylight Galaxy. Weird. Anyways, we shrunk this down to be small enough to fit on your face. With this on, you can fire out waves of weird polygons at enemies! Maybe there's some way to make him huge again like when we found him, too...
3,000 Coins
Money Armor
This was a little difficult to get off of the guy in the green tights, but we got it. This suit of armor uses money as power to make the wearer invincible, see? BUT! It uses money up around 1 Coin per second, and any damage that comes your way takes up even more dough (Higher damaging attack=more money lost)! Also, when you run out, you get very heavy, and move alot slower than you would, making you an easy target.
0 Coins
Body Ball: This thing was pilfered from some space broad. It will automatically fuse with your body, so you can call on the power whenever you want. It allows you to compress your body into a tiny little ball, WITHOUT crushing your bones! This can be used for quick escapes or sliding through narrow holes. I bet if you did some work on it, you could drop bombs an' do all sorts of other stuff, too...
2,500 Coins
Moon Mask: This thing is... freaky looking, to say the least. I think It might be alive... Anyways, we got rid of the whole "It possesses you" thing and toned it down a bit, but it's still a good buy. When you put this on, once a battle, a small Meteor will rain down on your enemy, crushing thousands.
3,000
Tick-Tock Clock: This thing is weird. We found a bunch o' plant things carrying it for some dude in a fishbowl. Anyways, this little trinket will let you slow down or speed up time on the battle field. Now, this affects everybody, allies and enemies, but it's a good thing if you want to stall for time as reinforcements come. No one really notices the change in time, so there isn't any disorientation.
1,500
Blocks: These things are a blast! You hold them up in the air, and suddenly, block after block fall down on enemies, crushing them! And if you fill up a whole line, then they explode! Just like this KA-BLAM!
2,000
Fire Brand Orb: I swiped this thing from a temple of some stupid guy on an island of stupid little things that talked stupid. Stupid. Anyway, touching this orb will allow the holder to create fire in the palm of his hand. However, it is only good for one person, and if that person dies, the power will return into the orb.
4,000
Princess Shroob's Tiara: Wow, who'd a thought such a dinky little thing could be so useful? This little crown, worn by the elder of two alien lifeforms trying to conquer our little ball of spit, is able to greatly protect the wearer from physical attacks as long as it is worn. You'll feel something, yeah, but it'll feel like a fly bouncing against you. But, it's pretty weak, so don't come whining to us if someone smashes it into a million pieces, see?
4,000
Black Jewel: Ohh... man, someone get this thing away from me! This little trinket is a mystery. A living jewel, this thing is NAS-TY! It has some weak fighting skills, but what it really is good for is making some troops. Yup, you can turn your coins into weird monsters called Magons. These... aren't very strong, but they're good if you're going to battle and you need some extra troops and you have extra loot lying about. You can only turn 5,000 Coins into Magons one OOG day, and you can't exceed the max troop limit.
3,500
Pinky's Stomach: Once you swallow this organ, it will allow you to create a powerful vacuum to swallow enemies whole. However, the enemies don't restore damage, but if they had a special ability you can use that power!
3,000
Power Fist Glove: This wasn't hard to take seeing as it was just floating next to a guy without arms or legs... or a neck... Anyways, with this glove on, you can shoot weak balls of energy at long distances at your enemies, or throw your fist at an enemy at a medium distance for a more powerful attack!
2,000
Pocketable Balls: We nabbed this from some kid with a stupid hat whose show went straight down the crapper after the first season. AmIright? Anyways, you can use these to capture troops, War Machines, or Officers in. However, to catch them, they need to be roughed up a bit; and stronger things will take more effort to catch. And as an added bonus, whatever you catch will be brainwashed into working for you after!
6 for 3,000
Space Man Suit: Yeah... we stole this after we accidentally... stepped on the guy in it... Anyways, we super-sized it so it can fit on anyone! It comes with a helmet that protects the wearer from poisonous gases, but the biggest bonus is the whistle! Blow this whistle, and an army of little vegetable people will come up to attack for you!
3,000
Little Cyborg: Wow. This thing is annoying. Anyways, this thing is about two inches tall, and makes for the perfect spy. Except for the "making noises everywhere it walks" part. You can fix that.
500 Coins
The No-Way-This-Could-Possibly-Fail Device: Woo! Long name, see? This giant ball is absolutely impenetrable! Nothing can hurt it! A blast from the Pure Crystal BeanZtar Shine Star Rod couldn't dent this thing! The thing is though... you can't attack people outside either... Or get out... Well, that's not completely true, see? If you're in a battle, and you're in a pinch, this'll fall from the sky and you jump in. From there, you can just float away in it without worry of gettin' rubbed out. Now, to get out, you need to do a 50 Day Project. Steep, but worth it for letting a Hero live to fight another day.
5,000 Coins
Red Tie: A lovely red tie adorned with yellow letters, when worn around someone's neck, it embues them with not only incredible strength and dexterity (not to mention unsightly body hair >_>), but also incredible agility and balance like a monkey/gorrilla. A word of warning, If it is used too long then the user will believe that he or she is an actual monkey, and his or her human memories will be erased until the tie is taken away.
2,000 Coins
Robo-bed: Got this thing from some old fat guy from some city named after a meat product. Anyway this may look like a normal bed, but it can turn into a mechanical spider bed! With Missiles! And Lasers! And a defense shield! Plus, if the person is hurt, they can heal while sleeping in it (Now THAT is a good nights sleep!) while the bed attacks and takes damage for said person. It's equivalent to a 10 Day War Machine, but upgrade away!
WARNING: Do not eat, drink, or go to the bathroom in this bed, it will be hazardous for your health.
3000 Coins
Shiny Yellow Slingshot: We snagged this off of some guy that lost his mind after being forced into paying a house to some mutant raccoon. Basically, it fires three stones at a time, that can never miss; seriously, they'll hunt you down until the end of time, and go about Mach 1. They can kill normal troops, and since they never miss, they're rather effective. Rapid-firing is an excellent way to deal with a crowd of troops!
1,500 Coins
Nacho Battleship
This massive battleship has nachos for sails! The noodle cannons fire cheese balls, and the chocolate bar timbers make a nice-tasting ship. The cheese balls explode into boiling hot, melty cheese which will stick to units and burn them, also hindering their movement. Deadly, but fragile against artillery attacks. Get yours today! It's worth a
10 Day War Machine, but you can upgrade it no problem; holds 2,000.
WARNING: You must prevent your troops from eating the Nacho Battleship.
10,000 Coins
Trophy Cannon: This bazooka has 10 shots, and fires the shots at a near-unavoidable rate. Whoever is hit by it is turned into a statue! The transformation is instant and guaranteed. However, the trophy can be returned to normal if touched by anyone; the catch is though, they don't need to be from an allied force! When reawakened, the person will be completely devoted to whoever freed them, and will serve in their army. This beauty even works on heroes! But, if a Hero is captured and touched by an army that already has a Hero, they will remain a statue and can be taken to the back lines.
7,000 Coins
Penguin Pins: We got these from some over-inflated duck... or was it a penguin? Anyways, these things don't hold much use on their own, but they're an effective counter to the Trophy Gun. If someone is turned into a statue and no one is around to reawaken them, if they're wearing one of these, they'll pop back to life on their own, see? But, they only work once...
*6 in Stock*
500 each
Blaster Cannon: Your traditional arm cannon. This sucker fits over your arm and can fire pretty much any type of missile known to man, from homing missiles to RPGs to big flaming mini-rockets. It can fire anything you happen to have on you at the time. Just shove it in the slot in the top and let it rip! This can be used for offense or for transport of really, really tiny units. Plus, if you're ever caught in close-quarters combat with this thing, it makes for a great club!
3,000 Coins
Jet Mallet: HAMMER TIME! This massive mallet was pilfered from a fat penguin on the same place we got Pinky's Stomach. Anyways, this thing is heavy and powerful enough as it is, but as an added boost, it can open up to reveal a ROCKET ENGINE, capable of blasting drips to little nothings, see? When you swing the hammer normally, little stars will fly out a short distance to damage any troops that touch it. Maybe you could even use the Jet Engine to fly... This whole thing can be tricked out with little knick-knacks to make it even more deadly!
3,000 Coins
Dingpot: This stupid cauldron was stolen from a weird-lookin' mountain that looked like some ugly broad... maybe it was one of Cacky's relatives... Anyways, when you jump into this cauldron, it will restore you to full health! Not only that, but once-a-battle moves that you've already used can be used again! Or, you can use it to fire you like a cannon to insane heights! This cauldron can be used as many times as you want during a battle, but it's not smart to keep it on the front lines... It can't be shrunken down, it's contents can't be removed and keep their effects, and it can't move on it's own.
5,000 Coins
Mega Vitamins: Sure, you may be arrested for impersonating a doctor, but just call them head-ache pills... These multi-colored vitamins come in a bottomless little bottle and are able to greatly healy you when swallowed... of course, they're about six inches long and three inches in diameter... Open wide!
1,000 Coins
Groundruler: This gimongous behemoth of a tank sports a large barrel to blast enemies to smitherines with! It's about 20 feet long and 8 feet tall, so you can crush enemies undertread, or hover up 50 Feet and get a better shot from above! It's worth a 10 Day War Machine, but you can upgrade it as much as you wanna.
6,000 Coins
Smash Arena: BRAAAAWL! This little red orb is decorated with a lovely cross-pattern. When thrown on the ground, a massive smoke cloud billows out and two individuals are taken away from the battle to an arena with similar traits to the battle! If you're fighting at a volcano, a giant volcano in the background will occasionally erupt and fire lava at you! Items will occasionally show up to help out in a fight, too. This can only be used by Heroes and used against Heroes, so get ready for some good old-fashioned, brothery melee-combat brawls! No troops or force on earth can interrupt the battle until it's finished, and the battle can't affect the main battle, either, besides the fact that, you know, someone DIES.
2000 Coins
Beamblade: We conned this off of some weird dude that hated heroes or something... This crazy katana is made of LAZORS! Slash through enemies with a pure plasma blade! Very close to nothing can block an attack from this!
3,000 Coins
Chicken Suit: Cocka-Doodle-Doo to you too! This rediculous costume came from a kid that looked more than happy to forget all about his game... Anyways, this suit allows you to do short projects to get giant-ass eggs that you can walk on, throw, push, or slam on enemies! And, the more people you kill, the bigger it grows! After a while, you can even hatch the egg with a Cocka-Doodle-Doo! What's going to hatch from it? That's a mystery...
3,000 Coins
Judgement Hammer
We had to squeeze into some tight places to steal this one... anyways, at any time during a battle, you pull out this hammer and a number appears over your head, ranging 1 through 9. *Numbers decided by Random Number Generator, not by Mod*
1 - This does nada to your opponent and hurts you a bit, see?
2 - Eh, this is a pretty weak blow.
3 - A little stronger, now.
4 - Getting there...
5 - Zap Zap! Hah! That's what I'm talking about! Electricity damage!
6 - Set enemies on fire!
7 - It does decent damage, AND it drops food... from... nowhere... go ahead and eat that... freak...
8 - Freeze those punks in a block of ice and watch as they... magically... fly... into the... air... hunh...
9 - POW! Kick it up a notch! Hit an enemy with this, and he'll KNOW what hit 'em! Whoever's hit 'll go flying through the air!
2,000 Coins
Heavenly Brush:
There was this crazy wolf with a little green hoppin' dude on its back running around with this, so we swiped it, see? Right now, it can do... absolutely nothing. BUT- according to the ancient scrolls of the Internet, there are 13 constellations that are actually ancient Nippon Gods hidden around the world! For 20 Day projects, you can go out and find 'em and get their powers, see? To use 'em, just pull out the brush and time stops around you! You can draw in the air and when you're done, your painting will come to life! But there's a catch: you only have a few ink pots, so you have to wait a minute for one to refill before you can use a different technique. Of course, for a 20 Day Project, you can get another Ink Pot; you start with 3 and max out at 10.
~Sunrise: With the sunrise technique, you can turn night into day, or illuminate darkness. To use it, draw a circle in the sky to create a sun.
~Rejuvenation: With rejuvenation, you can re-create something that isn’t there any more that used to be. To use it, fill in the area that’s missing and it will return to normal. Heal troops, restore Base Defenses and War Machines, whatever!
~Power Slash: With power slash, you can cut almost everything! Slash! Shing! Slice through war machines and troops! To use it, draw a straight line to cut things.
~Cherry Bomb: With cherry bomb, you can blow crowds of troops apart with a huge explosion! It'll break through stone, too. To use it, draw a circle with a line going through it to make a bomb.
~Bloom: With bloom, you can create forests on the ground; make dots along the ground to plant trees that'll spring up instantly and block off enemy progression.
~Water Lily: With water lily, you can make lily pads on the water's surface that can be used to walk on and keep troops from drowning. To use it, draw a circle on water to make a lily pad.
~Vine: With vine, you can create a vine that will pull you to the
plant that it is connected to. To use it, find a plant, and draw a line connecting it to you to be moved to that place. You can use this to tie up War Machines or bail out of dicey situations.
~Waterspout: With waterspout, you can move water to different places, and make pillars of water that act as a platform. To use it, draw a line connecting a source of water to whatever you need. To make a platform, draw a line straight upward.
~Crescent: With crescent, you can turn day into night, or fill an area with darkness. To use it, draw a semi-circle in the sky to create a moon.
~Galestorm: With galestorm, you can create gusts of wind to do whatever you need them to; sweep troops away, knock air machines off course, float troops into the air, fly a kite... To use it, draw a loop-de-loop in the air. Yeah, I said Loop-de-loop. So what?
~Inferno: With inferno, you can transport fire to different places, and melt ice. To use it, draw a line connecting a source of fire to what ever you
need.
~Veil of Mist: With veil of mist, you can create a mist that can slow down time momentarily. To use it, draw two horizontal lines to create a mist. The mist will affect everything but your own troops, so even allies will feel the effects.
~Catwalk: With catwalk, you can walk up walls by drawing a line up the surface.
~Thunderstorm: With thunderstorm, you can move lightning to different things like conductors or enemies in battle; restart War Machines or short-circuit them. To use it, draw a line connecting a
source of lightning to whatever you need.
~Blizzard: With blizzard you can freeze things or, make bridges of ice. To use it, draw a line connecting a source of ice to whatever you need.
~Cherry Bomb 2: With cherry bomb 2, you can now have two cherry bombs on the screen at once for twice the explosions.
~Cherry Bomb 3: With cherry bomb 3, you can now have three cherry bombs on the screen at once for three times the explosions.
~Fireburst: To use it, draw an infinity symbol. With fireburst, you can create a ball of fire anytime you want.
~Whirlwind: With whirlwind, you can create a tornado that spins around you and blows everything away. To use it, draw three horizontal lines to make a whirlwind.
~Mist Warp: With mist warp, you can transport your Army between different bases (allied and your own) instantly.
~Whirlpool: With whirlpool, you can create a whirlpool in bodies of water that will take you to any other body of water instantly.
~Deluge (Rain): To use deluge, draw two vertical lines to create a rainstorm. The rain will cause enemies to slip on hard substances, power-up water-based troops, extinguish flames, and create mudpits to trap enemies in sink-holes.
~Thunderbolt: To use thunderbolt, draw a typical thunderbolt shape. You can create a lightning bolt to strike down enemies without any other source on your own.
~Icestorm: To use it, draw an x with either a vertical or horizontal line going through the middle of it to create a large snowflake. This snowflake will freeze enemies solid.
But there's a catch, see? I'm just going to randomly grab something from my bag and you pay for it. It may be something good, it may be something bad, you don't know, see?
Everything costs 100 coins, so you might even make a great deal! So, first objects are up for sale, see? Who wants it? We have a limited stock, so pay up quick! And, for the consideration of others, we're only lettin' customers get four Items a day, see?
Later, once I start 'gathering' artifacts, I'll put them for sale here, too, see? I'll be going on random excursions to find new items and artifacts. I'll say what they are and what they do, but they'll be a little costlier, see? You're paying for convienence!
Mystery Item: 100 Coins
Artifact: 100 Coins more than the previous bidder
And here's a list of Artifacts we have planned to sell later. They ain't for sale yet, so don't be buggin' me to save 'em for you!
Soap Shoes: We got these from some schlub going to the olympics. Slip on these shoes and take off at the speed of sound! Easy does it though, just because you move fast doesn't mean you can react as fast, see?
1000 Coins
Bear Backpack: This backpack is costly, since we needed to remove it from a bear as it was sleeping, then run like hell once the bird inside it started shrieking. Anyways, we've convinced the bird to cooperate, and she will help the wearer fight by firing eggs, pecking, or flying. Or, of course, you could remove the bird and put what ever you want inside. The Backpack is nearly indestructible!
3,000 Coins
Gutsy Bat: We stole this from some psycho kid at a playground. Started screaming about "dooming the world from an unstoppable evil background." Weird. Anyways, this bat is a killer! One swing, and enemies will be sent flying out of the park!
1,500 Coins
Triangle Thing 1: Part one of this triangle thing we nabbed from some elf kid while he was sleeping. It allows you to protect yourself with a blue crystal to reflect attacks.
2,000 Coins
Triangle Thing 2: Part two, it's supposed to relate to courage somehow. Yeah, sure. "Show your courage by running away!" This will allow the possesser to send them back to thier base instantly, no matter where they are.
2,500
Triangle Thing 3: Shoot people with FIRE! This thing rocks! You can create a giant blast of fire, guide a concentrated explosion to a certain location, or just make a massive twister of flame!
3,000
Mountain Climber Hammers: We have two of these, since we stole 'em from two people! Anyways, these are good for working solo, but even better as a team. You can fire icicles from the hammers, or release a freezing blast of wind. Also, the hammers make you more resistant to the cold.
2,000 *each*
Polygon Face Mask: Weird thing claims to be the Emperor of some Lylight Galaxy. Weird. Anyways, we shrunk this down to be small enough to fit on your face. With this on, you can fire out waves of weird polygons at enemies! Maybe there's some way to make him huge again like when we found him, too...
3,000 Coins
Money Armor
This was a little difficult to get off of the guy in the green tights, but we got it. This suit of armor uses money as power to make the wearer invincible, see? BUT! It uses money up around 1 Coin per second, and any damage that comes your way takes up even more dough (Higher damaging attack=more money lost)! Also, when you run out, you get very heavy, and move alot slower than you would, making you an easy target.
0 Coins
Body Ball: This thing was pilfered from some space broad. It will automatically fuse with your body, so you can call on the power whenever you want. It allows you to compress your body into a tiny little ball, WITHOUT crushing your bones! This can be used for quick escapes or sliding through narrow holes. I bet if you did some work on it, you could drop bombs an' do all sorts of other stuff, too...
2,500 Coins
Moon Mask: This thing is... freaky looking, to say the least. I think It might be alive... Anyways, we got rid of the whole "It possesses you" thing and toned it down a bit, but it's still a good buy. When you put this on, once a battle, a small Meteor will rain down on your enemy, crushing thousands.
3,000
Tick-Tock Clock: This thing is weird. We found a bunch o' plant things carrying it for some dude in a fishbowl. Anyways, this little trinket will let you slow down or speed up time on the battle field. Now, this affects everybody, allies and enemies, but it's a good thing if you want to stall for time as reinforcements come. No one really notices the change in time, so there isn't any disorientation.
1,500
Blocks: These things are a blast! You hold them up in the air, and suddenly, block after block fall down on enemies, crushing them! And if you fill up a whole line, then they explode! Just like this KA-BLAM!
2,000
Fire Brand Orb: I swiped this thing from a temple of some stupid guy on an island of stupid little things that talked stupid. Stupid. Anyway, touching this orb will allow the holder to create fire in the palm of his hand. However, it is only good for one person, and if that person dies, the power will return into the orb.
4,000
Princess Shroob's Tiara: Wow, who'd a thought such a dinky little thing could be so useful? This little crown, worn by the elder of two alien lifeforms trying to conquer our little ball of spit, is able to greatly protect the wearer from physical attacks as long as it is worn. You'll feel something, yeah, but it'll feel like a fly bouncing against you. But, it's pretty weak, so don't come whining to us if someone smashes it into a million pieces, see?
4,000
Black Jewel: Ohh... man, someone get this thing away from me! This little trinket is a mystery. A living jewel, this thing is NAS-TY! It has some weak fighting skills, but what it really is good for is making some troops. Yup, you can turn your coins into weird monsters called Magons. These... aren't very strong, but they're good if you're going to battle and you need some extra troops and you have extra loot lying about. You can only turn 5,000 Coins into Magons one OOG day, and you can't exceed the max troop limit.
3,500
Pinky's Stomach: Once you swallow this organ, it will allow you to create a powerful vacuum to swallow enemies whole. However, the enemies don't restore damage, but if they had a special ability you can use that power!
3,000
Power Fist Glove: This wasn't hard to take seeing as it was just floating next to a guy without arms or legs... or a neck... Anyways, with this glove on, you can shoot weak balls of energy at long distances at your enemies, or throw your fist at an enemy at a medium distance for a more powerful attack!
2,000
Pocketable Balls: We nabbed this from some kid with a stupid hat whose show went straight down the crapper after the first season. AmIright? Anyways, you can use these to capture troops, War Machines, or Officers in. However, to catch them, they need to be roughed up a bit; and stronger things will take more effort to catch. And as an added bonus, whatever you catch will be brainwashed into working for you after!
6 for 3,000
Space Man Suit: Yeah... we stole this after we accidentally... stepped on the guy in it... Anyways, we super-sized it so it can fit on anyone! It comes with a helmet that protects the wearer from poisonous gases, but the biggest bonus is the whistle! Blow this whistle, and an army of little vegetable people will come up to attack for you!
3,000
Little Cyborg: Wow. This thing is annoying. Anyways, this thing is about two inches tall, and makes for the perfect spy. Except for the "making noises everywhere it walks" part. You can fix that.
500 Coins
The No-Way-This-Could-Possibly-Fail Device: Woo! Long name, see? This giant ball is absolutely impenetrable! Nothing can hurt it! A blast from the Pure Crystal BeanZtar Shine Star Rod couldn't dent this thing! The thing is though... you can't attack people outside either... Or get out... Well, that's not completely true, see? If you're in a battle, and you're in a pinch, this'll fall from the sky and you jump in. From there, you can just float away in it without worry of gettin' rubbed out. Now, to get out, you need to do a 50 Day Project. Steep, but worth it for letting a Hero live to fight another day.
5,000 Coins
Red Tie: A lovely red tie adorned with yellow letters, when worn around someone's neck, it embues them with not only incredible strength and dexterity (not to mention unsightly body hair >_>), but also incredible agility and balance like a monkey/gorrilla. A word of warning, If it is used too long then the user will believe that he or she is an actual monkey, and his or her human memories will be erased until the tie is taken away.
2,000 Coins
Robo-bed: Got this thing from some old fat guy from some city named after a meat product. Anyway this may look like a normal bed, but it can turn into a mechanical spider bed! With Missiles! And Lasers! And a defense shield! Plus, if the person is hurt, they can heal while sleeping in it (Now THAT is a good nights sleep!) while the bed attacks and takes damage for said person. It's equivalent to a 10 Day War Machine, but upgrade away!
WARNING: Do not eat, drink, or go to the bathroom in this bed, it will be hazardous for your health.
3000 Coins
Shiny Yellow Slingshot: We snagged this off of some guy that lost his mind after being forced into paying a house to some mutant raccoon. Basically, it fires three stones at a time, that can never miss; seriously, they'll hunt you down until the end of time, and go about Mach 1. They can kill normal troops, and since they never miss, they're rather effective. Rapid-firing is an excellent way to deal with a crowd of troops!
1,500 Coins
Nacho Battleship
This massive battleship has nachos for sails! The noodle cannons fire cheese balls, and the chocolate bar timbers make a nice-tasting ship. The cheese balls explode into boiling hot, melty cheese which will stick to units and burn them, also hindering their movement. Deadly, but fragile against artillery attacks. Get yours today! It's worth a
10 Day War Machine, but you can upgrade it no problem; holds 2,000.
WARNING: You must prevent your troops from eating the Nacho Battleship.
10,000 Coins
Trophy Cannon: This bazooka has 10 shots, and fires the shots at a near-unavoidable rate. Whoever is hit by it is turned into a statue! The transformation is instant and guaranteed. However, the trophy can be returned to normal if touched by anyone; the catch is though, they don't need to be from an allied force! When reawakened, the person will be completely devoted to whoever freed them, and will serve in their army. This beauty even works on heroes! But, if a Hero is captured and touched by an army that already has a Hero, they will remain a statue and can be taken to the back lines.
7,000 Coins
Penguin Pins: We got these from some over-inflated duck... or was it a penguin? Anyways, these things don't hold much use on their own, but they're an effective counter to the Trophy Gun. If someone is turned into a statue and no one is around to reawaken them, if they're wearing one of these, they'll pop back to life on their own, see? But, they only work once...
*6 in Stock*
500 each
Blaster Cannon: Your traditional arm cannon. This sucker fits over your arm and can fire pretty much any type of missile known to man, from homing missiles to RPGs to big flaming mini-rockets. It can fire anything you happen to have on you at the time. Just shove it in the slot in the top and let it rip! This can be used for offense or for transport of really, really tiny units. Plus, if you're ever caught in close-quarters combat with this thing, it makes for a great club!
3,000 Coins
Jet Mallet: HAMMER TIME! This massive mallet was pilfered from a fat penguin on the same place we got Pinky's Stomach. Anyways, this thing is heavy and powerful enough as it is, but as an added boost, it can open up to reveal a ROCKET ENGINE, capable of blasting drips to little nothings, see? When you swing the hammer normally, little stars will fly out a short distance to damage any troops that touch it. Maybe you could even use the Jet Engine to fly... This whole thing can be tricked out with little knick-knacks to make it even more deadly!
3,000 Coins
Dingpot: This stupid cauldron was stolen from a weird-lookin' mountain that looked like some ugly broad... maybe it was one of Cacky's relatives... Anyways, when you jump into this cauldron, it will restore you to full health! Not only that, but once-a-battle moves that you've already used can be used again! Or, you can use it to fire you like a cannon to insane heights! This cauldron can be used as many times as you want during a battle, but it's not smart to keep it on the front lines... It can't be shrunken down, it's contents can't be removed and keep their effects, and it can't move on it's own.
5,000 Coins
Mega Vitamins: Sure, you may be arrested for impersonating a doctor, but just call them head-ache pills... These multi-colored vitamins come in a bottomless little bottle and are able to greatly healy you when swallowed... of course, they're about six inches long and three inches in diameter... Open wide!
1,000 Coins
Groundruler: This gimongous behemoth of a tank sports a large barrel to blast enemies to smitherines with! It's about 20 feet long and 8 feet tall, so you can crush enemies undertread, or hover up 50 Feet and get a better shot from above! It's worth a 10 Day War Machine, but you can upgrade it as much as you wanna.
6,000 Coins
Smash Arena: BRAAAAWL! This little red orb is decorated with a lovely cross-pattern. When thrown on the ground, a massive smoke cloud billows out and two individuals are taken away from the battle to an arena with similar traits to the battle! If you're fighting at a volcano, a giant volcano in the background will occasionally erupt and fire lava at you! Items will occasionally show up to help out in a fight, too. This can only be used by Heroes and used against Heroes, so get ready for some good old-fashioned, brothery melee-combat brawls! No troops or force on earth can interrupt the battle until it's finished, and the battle can't affect the main battle, either, besides the fact that, you know, someone DIES.
2000 Coins
Beamblade: We conned this off of some weird dude that hated heroes or something... This crazy katana is made of LAZORS! Slash through enemies with a pure plasma blade! Very close to nothing can block an attack from this!
3,000 Coins
Chicken Suit: Cocka-Doodle-Doo to you too! This rediculous costume came from a kid that looked more than happy to forget all about his game... Anyways, this suit allows you to do short projects to get giant-ass eggs that you can walk on, throw, push, or slam on enemies! And, the more people you kill, the bigger it grows! After a while, you can even hatch the egg with a Cocka-Doodle-Doo! What's going to hatch from it? That's a mystery...
3,000 Coins
Judgement Hammer
We had to squeeze into some tight places to steal this one... anyways, at any time during a battle, you pull out this hammer and a number appears over your head, ranging 1 through 9. *Numbers decided by Random Number Generator, not by Mod*
1 - This does nada to your opponent and hurts you a bit, see?
2 - Eh, this is a pretty weak blow.
3 - A little stronger, now.
4 - Getting there...
5 - Zap Zap! Hah! That's what I'm talking about! Electricity damage!
6 - Set enemies on fire!
7 - It does decent damage, AND it drops food... from... nowhere... go ahead and eat that... freak...
8 - Freeze those punks in a block of ice and watch as they... magically... fly... into the... air... hunh...
9 - POW! Kick it up a notch! Hit an enemy with this, and he'll KNOW what hit 'em! Whoever's hit 'll go flying through the air!
2,000 Coins
Heavenly Brush:
There was this crazy wolf with a little green hoppin' dude on its back running around with this, so we swiped it, see? Right now, it can do... absolutely nothing. BUT- according to the ancient scrolls of the Internet, there are 13 constellations that are actually ancient Nippon Gods hidden around the world! For 20 Day projects, you can go out and find 'em and get their powers, see? To use 'em, just pull out the brush and time stops around you! You can draw in the air and when you're done, your painting will come to life! But there's a catch: you only have a few ink pots, so you have to wait a minute for one to refill before you can use a different technique. Of course, for a 20 Day Project, you can get another Ink Pot; you start with 3 and max out at 10.
~Sunrise: With the sunrise technique, you can turn night into day, or illuminate darkness. To use it, draw a circle in the sky to create a sun.
~Rejuvenation: With rejuvenation, you can re-create something that isn’t there any more that used to be. To use it, fill in the area that’s missing and it will return to normal. Heal troops, restore Base Defenses and War Machines, whatever!
~Power Slash: With power slash, you can cut almost everything! Slash! Shing! Slice through war machines and troops! To use it, draw a straight line to cut things.
~Cherry Bomb: With cherry bomb, you can blow crowds of troops apart with a huge explosion! It'll break through stone, too. To use it, draw a circle with a line going through it to make a bomb.
~Bloom: With bloom, you can create forests on the ground; make dots along the ground to plant trees that'll spring up instantly and block off enemy progression.
~Water Lily: With water lily, you can make lily pads on the water's surface that can be used to walk on and keep troops from drowning. To use it, draw a circle on water to make a lily pad.
~Vine: With vine, you can create a vine that will pull you to the
plant that it is connected to. To use it, find a plant, and draw a line connecting it to you to be moved to that place. You can use this to tie up War Machines or bail out of dicey situations.
~Waterspout: With waterspout, you can move water to different places, and make pillars of water that act as a platform. To use it, draw a line connecting a source of water to whatever you need. To make a platform, draw a line straight upward.
~Crescent: With crescent, you can turn day into night, or fill an area with darkness. To use it, draw a semi-circle in the sky to create a moon.
~Galestorm: With galestorm, you can create gusts of wind to do whatever you need them to; sweep troops away, knock air machines off course, float troops into the air, fly a kite... To use it, draw a loop-de-loop in the air. Yeah, I said Loop-de-loop. So what?
~Inferno: With inferno, you can transport fire to different places, and melt ice. To use it, draw a line connecting a source of fire to what ever you
need.
~Veil of Mist: With veil of mist, you can create a mist that can slow down time momentarily. To use it, draw two horizontal lines to create a mist. The mist will affect everything but your own troops, so even allies will feel the effects.
~Catwalk: With catwalk, you can walk up walls by drawing a line up the surface.
~Thunderstorm: With thunderstorm, you can move lightning to different things like conductors or enemies in battle; restart War Machines or short-circuit them. To use it, draw a line connecting a
source of lightning to whatever you need.
~Blizzard: With blizzard you can freeze things or, make bridges of ice. To use it, draw a line connecting a source of ice to whatever you need.
~Cherry Bomb 2: With cherry bomb 2, you can now have two cherry bombs on the screen at once for twice the explosions.
~Cherry Bomb 3: With cherry bomb 3, you can now have three cherry bombs on the screen at once for three times the explosions.
~Fireburst: To use it, draw an infinity symbol. With fireburst, you can create a ball of fire anytime you want.
~Whirlwind: With whirlwind, you can create a tornado that spins around you and blows everything away. To use it, draw three horizontal lines to make a whirlwind.
~Mist Warp: With mist warp, you can transport your Army between different bases (allied and your own) instantly.
~Whirlpool: With whirlpool, you can create a whirlpool in bodies of water that will take you to any other body of water instantly.
~Deluge (Rain): To use deluge, draw two vertical lines to create a rainstorm. The rain will cause enemies to slip on hard substances, power-up water-based troops, extinguish flames, and create mudpits to trap enemies in sink-holes.
~Thunderbolt: To use thunderbolt, draw a typical thunderbolt shape. You can create a lightning bolt to strike down enemies without any other source on your own.
~Icestorm: To use it, draw an x with either a vertical or horizontal line going through the middle of it to create a large snowflake. This snowflake will freeze enemies solid.