Post by tinfoilman on Jul 4, 2008 20:04:06 GMT -5
Again, just posting some old battles. It looks as if I don't have the full battle here... hrm. If anyone has it, that'd be great.
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The Breaching of Beanstar Haven:
Part 1: The Entry
A rather large group of troops marched up the narrow path upwards towards their destination. They were mmstly composed of Yoshi's, although mixed in were bunches of machine gun wielding Toads, Shy Guys, and even Magikoopas. They marched in unison, lead by a small Yoshi named phionex, with a trail of war machines following behind.
"so, Ill never quite get it" the one Yoshi said to phionex. "what?" phionex replied impatiently, trying to focus on the upcoming battle.
"How do you..................................say YOURR name??" the Yoshi, named Speedy, questioned. "is it fi-o-nex or fe-o-nex?"
"for the BILLIONTH time!!!!!! it's PHIONEX!" replied the commander, now a little annoyed. Speedy started to talk again, but phionex wacked him with a stick. The band continued towards the castle in silence, approaching their battle field.
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Peasley was admiring himself in the mirror.
*girl voice*
"Oh, Prince, your devilishly-handsome!"
*his voice*
"Oh, behave, darlings!"
*girl voice*
"Oh, Prince, be mine!"
*other girl voice*
"No, be mine!"
*another girl voice*
"HE'S MINE!"
*his voice*
"I have an idea ladies: why don't you have a mud wrestl-"
His fantasies were interrupted by the sound of footsteps. Lots of footsteps.
Peasley sprang from his chair to see what was the matter. Away to the window he flew like a flash, tore open the shutters and threw up the sash. When what, to his wondering eyes should appear, but a massive army, and 30 battle machines. With a little young Yoshi, so lively and quick, he knew in a moment it must be..... he didn't know who, but they had disturbed his manly-fantasy time, and boy, were they going to pay.
"OH CACKLETTA!"
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Phionex held up a hand to stop his troops. Things were quiet here..... too quiet. They had just reached the main gate. Surely, they must have been spotted. But.... no action had happened upon them. He reached for the bar, and gently grabbed it: no electric shock. He slowly pulled it open, but it didn't fry him to pieces. Nothing.
"i Think were good" he said. He went to walk inside the castle grounds, but was instantly knocked back onto his keister. "hold on men!!!!" he shouted, and reached his hand out once more. There was some sort of invisible barrier blocking their entry. The general turned back to his troops, saying "war Machiens give it all you got!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The other troops stood back as the war machines readied their cannons.
"FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Ok, I know, no real action yet, but I wanted to get this thing started!
I didn't make that many grammatical errors by accident, I was simply typing in the way Phionex's troops would.
I bet you all realize which poem I stole lines from.... oh, holiday poems.
I should have another update up soon, hopefully with more action.
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The Breaching of Beanstar Haven:
Part 2: The Barrier Breaks
A rain of bullets slammed into the invisible barrier, and flicked off innocently. They barely even shook the rock hard barricade, which shimmered slightly after the intial attack, for all to see briefly. Phionex was puzzled, but he had no other option.
"KEEEEEEP FIERING!!!!!!!" he shouted after the whine of bullets being fired. They continued, machine guns rattling, cannons blasting, and slowly, the mystical barrier shook more and more violently after each round of fire. It couldn't stay up forever, although it did allow the BBB to get into position.
And get into position is exactly what the BeanBean's and allies did. Castle Guards were dispersed; some following by the bandits, and some getting into position elsewhere around the base grounds. The bandits themselves seemed to ready themselves into their offensive positions. Cackletta, however, stayed within the castle.
Back outside the barrier, phionex's troops were battling violently to break the invisible border. The gun-less troops had started slicing into it with their swords and claws, and even started body-checking the wall. When they were slamming, a large flicker occurred, and a couple of body-slamming troops fell inside it. The barrier flickered on again. The 100 or so troops were now standing inside alone. One troop started to knock on the "glass", asking Speedy what they should do.
"hALP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he shouted, although there was no way the way anyone on the other side could hear. "what sho-" His head was sliced clean off as soon as he said this. A Palace Guard stood behind him, with his usually dumb stare, blood dripping from his blade.
"HOSHI-" another cried as he turned around. About 200 Palace Guards or so stood behind them. The rest barely had time to blink before they were annhilated. With very minimal casualties for the BBB, the Yoshis were reduced to mince-meat. The 190 or so remaining Guards regrouped themselves infront of the entry way. Phionex shared a glance with his captain, Bonechill.
"wat shall wee do!!!" Bonechill cried, "Theyve got us traped!" Phionex noticed the wall flicker once more, and more troops fell inside. They were quickly dispatched by the Guards.
"MEN!!!!!!!!!!! stop.......................don't bash into it. Well have to use our wepions." Phionex issued the commands. The troops moved back as they let the machines unleash their full artilerry on the barrier.
It was a long and tedious process. The wall was definitely starting to wear, but it still held strong. More reinforcement Palace Guards joined the first group, getting ready for when the barrier falls. Another group sneaked up behind the pack of Yoshis, who were all focused on the wall.
"GRAGH!" they shouted out, and started to slice through troops from behind, getting a large number of surprise kills. Eventually, the Yoshis caught on, and started to fight back against the 300 or so Palace Guards. But most were sliced into bits. The Palace Guards swam through the opponent, being wary of gunfire from the WM's. The barrier flickered once more, and the guards moved back into the castle guards. Phionex surveyed the scene. Troops were being thinned out. They needed this barrier down, as soon as possible.
"dont let up mens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Phionex cried out, and the troops started attacking the barrier again, with vigor. The crackles and flickers in the barrier soon became larger and more frequent. Every so often, a handful of Palace Guards would run through the barrier during a flicker, and take down as many troops as they could before dying. The barrier crackled violently, sending sparks as it shook. It fizzled and died. The 300 or so Palace Guards stood together, in a momentary pause before all hell would spring loose. The ring-leader of the group stabbed his blade up into the sky.
"THIS IS BEANSTAR HAVEN!" he cried, and the Palace Guards swarmed down upon the Yoshi troops. The war had officially started.
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Casualties:
--=vgs:
-130 Palace Guards
--=yoshimaster
-500 Super Yoshis
-700 Magikoopas
-150 Toads
-80 Red Magikoopas
-15 Hyper Yoshis
-85 Red Yoshis
-280 Yellow Yoshis
-360 Shy Guys
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The Breaching of Beanstar Haven
Part 3: Battle on the BBB
The troops from the Yoshi front stormed into the castle area, weapons armed and firing/slicing/tonguing (ew....that sounds wrong) away. Soarin' Stus flew down upon the enemy front lines, killing as many troops as possible before they were shot down in an explosion of toxic goop. The Yoshis stormed onward to the castle, where they were met with a hidden threat: Piranha Plants popped out underground and kept snatching troops up whole. The Hyper Yoshis saw that they were losing many troops, so they stood back a bit and weilded their machine guns, opening fire on the carnivorous plants when they sprung out. Even with the machine guns taking out a large number of Piranha Plants, it seemed as if they were constantly being re-inforced. Except with even stronger troops: Blaze Piranhas torched unsuspecting Yoshis, Frost Piranhas gave Shy Guys a cold grave, and Putrid Piranhas poisoned the foe causing a long and painful death. The Hyper Yoshis fought valiantly, however, but it seemed like the Piranha force was quickly taking out their force.
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Behind enemy lines, Popple slipped around unsupectedly, using his Shadow Dive to avoid the attention of the troops; especially now that they were focused on battle. He approached his target: Phionex. He popped out of the shadows momentarilly, still unnoticed by the fierce general, who was engaged in battle. He prepared to use his Mind Steal move. Out of the corner of his eye, a large purple comet seemingly dropped from the sky, right over the battlefield.
"A purple comet? Is that truly what I see....see?" he thought to himself, before moving back to his focus. He was almost finished when another something caught the corner of his eye.
It was actually multiple somethings: it was a whole horde of Purple Coins! But Popple smelt something fishy.
"Aha! It must be a trap! They want me to collect those shiny, valuable, sparkly, joyful coins...." he thought aloud, "Ohhhh....Popple.... get a hold of yourself, bud, c'mon....ooh, can't resist....GAR!" The Bandit gave into his temptations, and with a goofy smile and a crazed look on his face, he raced around, collecting all the purple coins he could see. Whenever a troop tried to stop him, he'd simply suck them up into his bag.
"Mine! ALL MINE!" he shouted maniacally.
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"Where is that Popple!? He will taste my fury! BLARGG!" Fawful shouted as he floated, hidden, above the Soarin' Stus. "I've been looking all over for him, and he still hides like a Goomba at a boot store! Hmph.... I'll start without him." Fawful disengaged from the pack of Soarin' Stus, and headed over to a helicopter that was shooting bullets at a particularily frustrated group of Palace Guards. He scanned the machine, searching for weaknesses.
"B-Copter!? MOAR LIEK B-ROKEN-COPTER!!!" He shot off the two revolving blades that kept the flying machine afloat, and it fell rapidly to the ground, killing a handful of unsuspecting Magikoopas and Piranha Plants.
"I don't even need Popple with these pathetic excuses for machines!"
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In the main battle fray, Strollin' Stus had started to take down many Yoshi troops, further dividing their attention: they now had to focus on the Piranha Plants, Soarin' Stus and Strollin' Stus. The morale of the Yoshi troops was dropping rapidly, as, although they got their share of kills, their troops were diminishing at a much more rapid rate than their foes.
Then it got even worse.
Pokeys now roamed the battlefield, smashing down on troops and flinging body segments at unaware troops. And a large zepplin, a Zoomin' Zepplin to be exact, had started to fly in the vicinity. It fired its whole artillery at the foes: Bullet Bills and Goop Bombs, along with spewing goop from its "head".
And to make matters worse, it seemed like as soon as the zepplin arrived, the Piranha Plants and various other troops seemed to be healed and re-energized. The Yoshi front shrunk more rapidly than it had ever done before.
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"sire, things arent goin we'll..." Speedy said to his general as he sliced through a troop.
"I kno...............send out all the WM's to the main battle. Hopefully that'll even things out a little." phionex replied.
"10-4. Roger, roger!" Speedy said, and he worked his way over to the majority of WM's, who were focusing on bombarding the castle and pockets of troops.
As soon as Speedy had left, Phionex noticed something flash by him, lauging his BeanBean ass off.
"SO PURPLE! SO SHINY!" Popple had fallen into a money-stealing trance. Phionex came up behind him: maybe if I can kill Popple, we'll have at least a small victory for this war. Phionex approached him, and he scratched at him from behind, and then started punching as well. Popple turned around, seemingly snapped out of his uncontrollable greed.
"What are you, King Wart? Punching is your means of attack?! TASTE FURY!" he launched his Bag Cannon at the Yoshi general, and a Bob-Omb exploded in his face. He then stole the Yoshi's shadow.
"Neiner-neiner-neiner! I got your shadow!"
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Casualties:
--=vgs:
-780 Palace Guards
--=bulbmin:
-40 Pokeys
-50 Coconutters
-310 Frost Piranhas
-280 Blaze Piranhas
-420 Putrid Piranhas
-1540 Piranha Plants
-260 Strollin' Stus
-340 Soarin' Stus
--=ym:
-180 Toads
-1970 Shy Guys
-670 Magikoopas
-1340 Yellow Yoshis
-540 Red Yoshis
-90 Hyper Yoshis
-390 Super Yoshis
-850 Red Magikoopas
War Machines (Lost):
--=ym:
-1 B-Copter
Loot (Gained):
--=vgs:
-36 Purple Coins
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The Beaching of Beanstar Haven
Mini-Update: T-T-T-Totally Trippin'!
Phionex was more confused then usual at the BeanBean's tactics: stealing one's shadow? Oh no, now I'll feel so left out if my army ever goes to a shadow....owner....convention... he thought to himself, barely dodging a Koopa Shell that was spewed out of that magical bag. But, that move must do something, as Phionex was slowly feeling weaker, although Popple had barely gotten any big shots. I can't be tiring, he thought to himself, Its only the 4th update....nuts, I just broke the fourth wall. Whatever.. He felt himself getting weaker and weaker, so he decided to summon a bunch of Yoshis.
"STAMPEDE! ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" A gigantic herd of Yoshis stampeded out of a large plot hole and ran straight at the Shadow Thief. While the BeanBean Bandit was distracted, Phionex gulped down all of his Mushrooms. He waited, but it seemed like they barely made him feel better at all. Shaking his head, he turned to look at where the bandit had been standing previously.
But he was gone. Not even just flattened by the Yoshi Stampede. He simply wasn't there. Phionex rubbed his eyes, blinking; maybe it was the effects of not having a shadow. But the spot still remained empty, and it was now silent.
"Looking for someone?" a voice sneered from behind him. "I'll just be stealing your mind, see?" Phionex turned around, confused, but, again, there was no one within 20 yards.
"BLAR-" Phionex was interrupted mid-blargg. He had felt a small jolt to his brain. "What was th-HAIL CACKLETTA!" Phionex collapsed, unconcious.
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"Jeez, sure is odd in here." Popple said, as he walked around in a technicoloured room. Random airplanes and cats and flaming fish wavered on by, as if an illusion. "Woah.....this is so trippin'." Popple was extremely weirded out, but he continued on. He reached his destination, and stepped inside. He made it all the way to the middle, where a sign and a Windows 98 computer sat. The sign said:
"Phionex's Think Machine. If not Phionex, please don't touch. That means you, boogie-man. Have a nice day!" Popple chuckled before sitting down at the desk. He blew dust of the keyboard and booted it up. It took him to a Mario Desktop with two icons: one labelled "SMKW" and the other named "Everything Else". He clicked Everything Else, and a search function appeared. The Shadow Thief typed in "Love Life" and one result came up. It read:
Off all the thinks i Love in live, the think i lov most is definitely.... Goombella. Jeeze, wen i waz with mariO, she was a hunk of hot Goomb-y goodn-
Much disturbed, Popple clicked back, and this time typed in, "Battle Plans". An error sign flashed:
Appropriate authorization required. Please enter the correct password:
Popple tried a bunch of combinations, but none of them worked. He decided to just look at all of the machines and such.
He then typed in Phionex, and a Wikipedia article popped up. It read:
Phionex: a male Yoshi, the controller of this here brain. Pronounced "Phioturtle", although commonly mispronounced "Fi-o-nex" or even "Fe-o-nex".
He stopped reading after that. Finally, Popple clicked on the "SMKW" link, and it lead him to an Internet page. He clicked on the link that said "Breaching of Beanstar Haven", and he read the story found there.
"This sounds oddly familiar....wait, its the exact thing.....gar!!!!!!" Popple ran out out screaming, avoiding the latest pop music and barking puppies. He warped out and appeared infront of Phionex.
"Hey look, its Phio-turtle! Yeah, I know about you and all of your plans!"
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The Breaching of Beanstar Haven
Part 4: Will the Tides Turn?
Popple stared at the unconcious dinosaur, and chuckled.
"MYEH! Ignorant being! Doomed to the state of comatose! In a flash.... Popple OUT!" He quickly fled from the scene, grabbing a handful of Purple Coins along the way, before joining his partner in crime: Fawful. Fawful almost ripped Popple's head off when he saw him.
"A-ta-ta. I took out the captain. No harm will I be having." Fawful sighed, and together they started their attack on the WM's.
The YM'S WM's were currently causing a ruckus around the battle field, and since most of the troops were stuck down below, they were causing a ruckus, shooting and stomping troops down. Popple and Fawful targeted a group of Y-Bombers, and as Popple hid them in the shadows, Fawful accquired their weakspot, and started shooting at them with his headgear. Seeing a couple of them fall, the other 3 fled. Fawful and Popple went around the area doing this, halving all of the machines. The Y-Planes had started to destroy large bunches of troops with their Mini-Peaches, and Speedy had caused a lot of trouble with those 10 Mini Luigis. Some of the Yoshis were pulling out Mini-Marios and Mini-DKs as well, further equalling things out in the war zone. The Piranha Plants kept reinforcing themselves though, with a seemingly endless supply, and the Soarin' and Strollin' Stus were more ellusive than an invisible ninja. The Coconutters had also summoned a healing rain to aid the troops down below, and the loyal Palace Guards were chopping through foes like the tender steaks they were!
Heavy casualties ensued on both sides. Peasley and Cackletta had also joined the fray, with Cackletta shooting off ranged attacks and Peasley slicing troops up with his rapier.
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And all the sudden it ends. I don't know what the hell I did but I managed to cut out the ending when I was in Notepad... I think I'm retarded.
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The Breaching of Beanstar Haven:
Part 1: The Entry
A rather large group of troops marched up the narrow path upwards towards their destination. They were mmstly composed of Yoshi's, although mixed in were bunches of machine gun wielding Toads, Shy Guys, and even Magikoopas. They marched in unison, lead by a small Yoshi named phionex, with a trail of war machines following behind.
"so, Ill never quite get it" the one Yoshi said to phionex. "what?" phionex replied impatiently, trying to focus on the upcoming battle.
"How do you..................................say YOURR name??" the Yoshi, named Speedy, questioned. "is it fi-o-nex or fe-o-nex?"
"for the BILLIONTH time!!!!!! it's PHIONEX!" replied the commander, now a little annoyed. Speedy started to talk again, but phionex wacked him with a stick. The band continued towards the castle in silence, approaching their battle field.
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Peasley was admiring himself in the mirror.
*girl voice*
"Oh, Prince, your devilishly-handsome!"
*his voice*
"Oh, behave, darlings!"
*girl voice*
"Oh, Prince, be mine!"
*other girl voice*
"No, be mine!"
*another girl voice*
"HE'S MINE!"
*his voice*
"I have an idea ladies: why don't you have a mud wrestl-"
His fantasies were interrupted by the sound of footsteps. Lots of footsteps.
Peasley sprang from his chair to see what was the matter. Away to the window he flew like a flash, tore open the shutters and threw up the sash. When what, to his wondering eyes should appear, but a massive army, and 30 battle machines. With a little young Yoshi, so lively and quick, he knew in a moment it must be..... he didn't know who, but they had disturbed his manly-fantasy time, and boy, were they going to pay.
"OH CACKLETTA!"
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Phionex held up a hand to stop his troops. Things were quiet here..... too quiet. They had just reached the main gate. Surely, they must have been spotted. But.... no action had happened upon them. He reached for the bar, and gently grabbed it: no electric shock. He slowly pulled it open, but it didn't fry him to pieces. Nothing.
"i Think were good" he said. He went to walk inside the castle grounds, but was instantly knocked back onto his keister. "hold on men!!!!" he shouted, and reached his hand out once more. There was some sort of invisible barrier blocking their entry. The general turned back to his troops, saying "war Machiens give it all you got!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The other troops stood back as the war machines readied their cannons.
"FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Ok, I know, no real action yet, but I wanted to get this thing started!
I didn't make that many grammatical errors by accident, I was simply typing in the way Phionex's troops would.
I bet you all realize which poem I stole lines from.... oh, holiday poems.
I should have another update up soon, hopefully with more action.
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The Breaching of Beanstar Haven:
Part 2: The Barrier Breaks
A rain of bullets slammed into the invisible barrier, and flicked off innocently. They barely even shook the rock hard barricade, which shimmered slightly after the intial attack, for all to see briefly. Phionex was puzzled, but he had no other option.
"KEEEEEEP FIERING!!!!!!!" he shouted after the whine of bullets being fired. They continued, machine guns rattling, cannons blasting, and slowly, the mystical barrier shook more and more violently after each round of fire. It couldn't stay up forever, although it did allow the BBB to get into position.
And get into position is exactly what the BeanBean's and allies did. Castle Guards were dispersed; some following by the bandits, and some getting into position elsewhere around the base grounds. The bandits themselves seemed to ready themselves into their offensive positions. Cackletta, however, stayed within the castle.
Back outside the barrier, phionex's troops were battling violently to break the invisible border. The gun-less troops had started slicing into it with their swords and claws, and even started body-checking the wall. When they were slamming, a large flicker occurred, and a couple of body-slamming troops fell inside it. The barrier flickered on again. The 100 or so troops were now standing inside alone. One troop started to knock on the "glass", asking Speedy what they should do.
"hALP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he shouted, although there was no way the way anyone on the other side could hear. "what sho-" His head was sliced clean off as soon as he said this. A Palace Guard stood behind him, with his usually dumb stare, blood dripping from his blade.
"HOSHI-" another cried as he turned around. About 200 Palace Guards or so stood behind them. The rest barely had time to blink before they were annhilated. With very minimal casualties for the BBB, the Yoshis were reduced to mince-meat. The 190 or so remaining Guards regrouped themselves infront of the entry way. Phionex shared a glance with his captain, Bonechill.
"wat shall wee do!!!" Bonechill cried, "Theyve got us traped!" Phionex noticed the wall flicker once more, and more troops fell inside. They were quickly dispatched by the Guards.
"MEN!!!!!!!!!!! stop.......................don't bash into it. Well have to use our wepions." Phionex issued the commands. The troops moved back as they let the machines unleash their full artilerry on the barrier.
It was a long and tedious process. The wall was definitely starting to wear, but it still held strong. More reinforcement Palace Guards joined the first group, getting ready for when the barrier falls. Another group sneaked up behind the pack of Yoshis, who were all focused on the wall.
"GRAGH!" they shouted out, and started to slice through troops from behind, getting a large number of surprise kills. Eventually, the Yoshis caught on, and started to fight back against the 300 or so Palace Guards. But most were sliced into bits. The Palace Guards swam through the opponent, being wary of gunfire from the WM's. The barrier flickered once more, and the guards moved back into the castle guards. Phionex surveyed the scene. Troops were being thinned out. They needed this barrier down, as soon as possible.
"dont let up mens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Phionex cried out, and the troops started attacking the barrier again, with vigor. The crackles and flickers in the barrier soon became larger and more frequent. Every so often, a handful of Palace Guards would run through the barrier during a flicker, and take down as many troops as they could before dying. The barrier crackled violently, sending sparks as it shook. It fizzled and died. The 300 or so Palace Guards stood together, in a momentary pause before all hell would spring loose. The ring-leader of the group stabbed his blade up into the sky.
"THIS IS BEANSTAR HAVEN!" he cried, and the Palace Guards swarmed down upon the Yoshi troops. The war had officially started.
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Casualties:
--=vgs:
-130 Palace Guards
--=yoshimaster
-500 Super Yoshis
-700 Magikoopas
-150 Toads
-80 Red Magikoopas
-15 Hyper Yoshis
-85 Red Yoshis
-280 Yellow Yoshis
-360 Shy Guys
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The Breaching of Beanstar Haven
Part 3: Battle on the BBB
The troops from the Yoshi front stormed into the castle area, weapons armed and firing/slicing/tonguing (ew....that sounds wrong) away. Soarin' Stus flew down upon the enemy front lines, killing as many troops as possible before they were shot down in an explosion of toxic goop. The Yoshis stormed onward to the castle, where they were met with a hidden threat: Piranha Plants popped out underground and kept snatching troops up whole. The Hyper Yoshis saw that they were losing many troops, so they stood back a bit and weilded their machine guns, opening fire on the carnivorous plants when they sprung out. Even with the machine guns taking out a large number of Piranha Plants, it seemed as if they were constantly being re-inforced. Except with even stronger troops: Blaze Piranhas torched unsuspecting Yoshis, Frost Piranhas gave Shy Guys a cold grave, and Putrid Piranhas poisoned the foe causing a long and painful death. The Hyper Yoshis fought valiantly, however, but it seemed like the Piranha force was quickly taking out their force.
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Behind enemy lines, Popple slipped around unsupectedly, using his Shadow Dive to avoid the attention of the troops; especially now that they were focused on battle. He approached his target: Phionex. He popped out of the shadows momentarilly, still unnoticed by the fierce general, who was engaged in battle. He prepared to use his Mind Steal move. Out of the corner of his eye, a large purple comet seemingly dropped from the sky, right over the battlefield.
"A purple comet? Is that truly what I see....see?" he thought to himself, before moving back to his focus. He was almost finished when another something caught the corner of his eye.
It was actually multiple somethings: it was a whole horde of Purple Coins! But Popple smelt something fishy.
"Aha! It must be a trap! They want me to collect those shiny, valuable, sparkly, joyful coins...." he thought aloud, "Ohhhh....Popple.... get a hold of yourself, bud, c'mon....ooh, can't resist....GAR!" The Bandit gave into his temptations, and with a goofy smile and a crazed look on his face, he raced around, collecting all the purple coins he could see. Whenever a troop tried to stop him, he'd simply suck them up into his bag.
"Mine! ALL MINE!" he shouted maniacally.
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"Where is that Popple!? He will taste my fury! BLARGG!" Fawful shouted as he floated, hidden, above the Soarin' Stus. "I've been looking all over for him, and he still hides like a Goomba at a boot store! Hmph.... I'll start without him." Fawful disengaged from the pack of Soarin' Stus, and headed over to a helicopter that was shooting bullets at a particularily frustrated group of Palace Guards. He scanned the machine, searching for weaknesses.
"B-Copter!? MOAR LIEK B-ROKEN-COPTER!!!" He shot off the two revolving blades that kept the flying machine afloat, and it fell rapidly to the ground, killing a handful of unsuspecting Magikoopas and Piranha Plants.
"I don't even need Popple with these pathetic excuses for machines!"
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In the main battle fray, Strollin' Stus had started to take down many Yoshi troops, further dividing their attention: they now had to focus on the Piranha Plants, Soarin' Stus and Strollin' Stus. The morale of the Yoshi troops was dropping rapidly, as, although they got their share of kills, their troops were diminishing at a much more rapid rate than their foes.
Then it got even worse.
Pokeys now roamed the battlefield, smashing down on troops and flinging body segments at unaware troops. And a large zepplin, a Zoomin' Zepplin to be exact, had started to fly in the vicinity. It fired its whole artillery at the foes: Bullet Bills and Goop Bombs, along with spewing goop from its "head".
And to make matters worse, it seemed like as soon as the zepplin arrived, the Piranha Plants and various other troops seemed to be healed and re-energized. The Yoshi front shrunk more rapidly than it had ever done before.
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"sire, things arent goin we'll..." Speedy said to his general as he sliced through a troop.
"I kno...............send out all the WM's to the main battle. Hopefully that'll even things out a little." phionex replied.
"10-4. Roger, roger!" Speedy said, and he worked his way over to the majority of WM's, who were focusing on bombarding the castle and pockets of troops.
As soon as Speedy had left, Phionex noticed something flash by him, lauging his BeanBean ass off.
"SO PURPLE! SO SHINY!" Popple had fallen into a money-stealing trance. Phionex came up behind him: maybe if I can kill Popple, we'll have at least a small victory for this war. Phionex approached him, and he scratched at him from behind, and then started punching as well. Popple turned around, seemingly snapped out of his uncontrollable greed.
"What are you, King Wart? Punching is your means of attack?! TASTE FURY!" he launched his Bag Cannon at the Yoshi general, and a Bob-Omb exploded in his face. He then stole the Yoshi's shadow.
"Neiner-neiner-neiner! I got your shadow!"
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Casualties:
--=vgs:
-780 Palace Guards
--=bulbmin:
-40 Pokeys
-50 Coconutters
-310 Frost Piranhas
-280 Blaze Piranhas
-420 Putrid Piranhas
-1540 Piranha Plants
-260 Strollin' Stus
-340 Soarin' Stus
--=ym:
-180 Toads
-1970 Shy Guys
-670 Magikoopas
-1340 Yellow Yoshis
-540 Red Yoshis
-90 Hyper Yoshis
-390 Super Yoshis
-850 Red Magikoopas
War Machines (Lost):
--=ym:
-1 B-Copter
Loot (Gained):
--=vgs:
-36 Purple Coins
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The Beaching of Beanstar Haven
Mini-Update: T-T-T-Totally Trippin'!
Phionex was more confused then usual at the BeanBean's tactics: stealing one's shadow? Oh no, now I'll feel so left out if my army ever goes to a shadow....owner....convention... he thought to himself, barely dodging a Koopa Shell that was spewed out of that magical bag. But, that move must do something, as Phionex was slowly feeling weaker, although Popple had barely gotten any big shots. I can't be tiring, he thought to himself, Its only the 4th update....nuts, I just broke the fourth wall. Whatever.. He felt himself getting weaker and weaker, so he decided to summon a bunch of Yoshis.
"STAMPEDE! ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" A gigantic herd of Yoshis stampeded out of a large plot hole and ran straight at the Shadow Thief. While the BeanBean Bandit was distracted, Phionex gulped down all of his Mushrooms. He waited, but it seemed like they barely made him feel better at all. Shaking his head, he turned to look at where the bandit had been standing previously.
But he was gone. Not even just flattened by the Yoshi Stampede. He simply wasn't there. Phionex rubbed his eyes, blinking; maybe it was the effects of not having a shadow. But the spot still remained empty, and it was now silent.
"Looking for someone?" a voice sneered from behind him. "I'll just be stealing your mind, see?" Phionex turned around, confused, but, again, there was no one within 20 yards.
"BLAR-" Phionex was interrupted mid-blargg. He had felt a small jolt to his brain. "What was th-HAIL CACKLETTA!" Phionex collapsed, unconcious.
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"Jeez, sure is odd in here." Popple said, as he walked around in a technicoloured room. Random airplanes and cats and flaming fish wavered on by, as if an illusion. "Woah.....this is so trippin'." Popple was extremely weirded out, but he continued on. He reached his destination, and stepped inside. He made it all the way to the middle, where a sign and a Windows 98 computer sat. The sign said:
"Phionex's Think Machine. If not Phionex, please don't touch. That means you, boogie-man. Have a nice day!" Popple chuckled before sitting down at the desk. He blew dust of the keyboard and booted it up. It took him to a Mario Desktop with two icons: one labelled "SMKW" and the other named "Everything Else". He clicked Everything Else, and a search function appeared. The Shadow Thief typed in "Love Life" and one result came up. It read:
Off all the thinks i Love in live, the think i lov most is definitely.... Goombella. Jeeze, wen i waz with mariO, she was a hunk of hot Goomb-y goodn-
Much disturbed, Popple clicked back, and this time typed in, "Battle Plans". An error sign flashed:
Appropriate authorization required. Please enter the correct password:
Popple tried a bunch of combinations, but none of them worked. He decided to just look at all of the machines and such.
He then typed in Phionex, and a Wikipedia article popped up. It read:
Phionex: a male Yoshi, the controller of this here brain. Pronounced "Phioturtle", although commonly mispronounced "Fi-o-nex" or even "Fe-o-nex".
He stopped reading after that. Finally, Popple clicked on the "SMKW" link, and it lead him to an Internet page. He clicked on the link that said "Breaching of Beanstar Haven", and he read the story found there.
"This sounds oddly familiar....wait, its the exact thing.....gar!!!!!!" Popple ran out out screaming, avoiding the latest pop music and barking puppies. He warped out and appeared infront of Phionex.
"Hey look, its Phio-turtle! Yeah, I know about you and all of your plans!"
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The Breaching of Beanstar Haven
Part 4: Will the Tides Turn?
Popple stared at the unconcious dinosaur, and chuckled.
"MYEH! Ignorant being! Doomed to the state of comatose! In a flash.... Popple OUT!" He quickly fled from the scene, grabbing a handful of Purple Coins along the way, before joining his partner in crime: Fawful. Fawful almost ripped Popple's head off when he saw him.
"A-ta-ta. I took out the captain. No harm will I be having." Fawful sighed, and together they started their attack on the WM's.
The YM'S WM's were currently causing a ruckus around the battle field, and since most of the troops were stuck down below, they were causing a ruckus, shooting and stomping troops down. Popple and Fawful targeted a group of Y-Bombers, and as Popple hid them in the shadows, Fawful accquired their weakspot, and started shooting at them with his headgear. Seeing a couple of them fall, the other 3 fled. Fawful and Popple went around the area doing this, halving all of the machines. The Y-Planes had started to destroy large bunches of troops with their Mini-Peaches, and Speedy had caused a lot of trouble with those 10 Mini Luigis. Some of the Yoshis were pulling out Mini-Marios and Mini-DKs as well, further equalling things out in the war zone. The Piranha Plants kept reinforcing themselves though, with a seemingly endless supply, and the Soarin' and Strollin' Stus were more ellusive than an invisible ninja. The Coconutters had also summoned a healing rain to aid the troops down below, and the loyal Palace Guards were chopping through foes like the tender steaks they were!
Heavy casualties ensued on both sides. Peasley and Cackletta had also joined the fray, with Cackletta shooting off ranged attacks and Peasley slicing troops up with his rapier.
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And all the sudden it ends. I don't know what the hell I did but I managed to cut out the ending when I was in Notepad... I think I'm retarded.