Post by Makajawan on May 3, 2008 21:21:05 GMT -5
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The Finale
Part 1: The End of the Universe
Goom Town was eerily quiet. The only sound was that of the waves gently lapping against the harbor, and the light pulsing tones of the Vortex that would lead the armies who entered it to their victory, or quite possibly their graves. In the distance, a rhythmic thumping could be heard, disrupting the silence. A large army of Goombas was the first to reach the empty town. They waited at the town center waiting. . . waiting. . . until a voice rose up.
“Father?”
The Goomfather turned his head to his son, Sharptooth. He looked him over, and wondered if the end of all things was deserved for what the inhabitants had become. His own son, the once proud Sharptooth, had... done some bad stuff.
“Father?” Sharptooth’s voice called out again.
“Yes?”
“If I may be so bold, what are we doin’, staying here? Shouldn’t we be goin’ through the portal before it’s too late?”
“Wait a few more hours, my son.”
Tubba Blubbachine had heard this before. He had done this before. He knew what was going to happen. But he kept quiet. It all turned out fine the last time, right? This would be the same… Right?
As the sun began to set and no one else had arrived, Goomfather told his son it was time. Sharptooth gave the order to enter.
"Hm..." thought Tubba. "I wonder where the other Armies are… Perhaps each has its own portal." The Clubba was correct. Each Army was receiving its own portal to prevent someone from taking a head start.
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A large portal loomed within a complex maze, odd space creatures floated near it, waiting for the order. A solitary Toad stood there, reflecting on all that had happened.
One green-clad plumber was using his vast hoard of money for target practice. His life had leaned so far in the direction of darkness, evil. He had even tried to kidnap his own brother for money. Yet he also had the knowledge that he had helped Makajawan save the universe. Who was he? Good or evil? Right or wrong? Light or darkness? He knew not as he entered the portal, all who were with him following suit.
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Princess Peach nervously milled about her castle. The end was near; her kingdom had been torn apart by war; hundreds of thousands dead; her most trusted advisor killed by an old foe; her love, Mario, possessed by an evil witch; her friend, Luigi, crossed over to the dark side; the kingdom next door under control of bandits, their prince hypnotized into joining their ranks.
It was up to her to right the wrongs. She led her troops through the portal, intent on fulfilling her goals of restoring order and balance to the chaotic world.
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"O Great Cackletta! The battle which is being of finalness shall have start in a time that is soon!" Fawful shouted as loud as his tiny lungs could muster.
"Yes, yes, Fawful," Cackletta nodded as she waved her hand dismissingly. "Is everyone ready?"
"Myeh, see? Rookie and I got it handled! You just leave all the loot to me, see?" Popple replied, grinning widely.
"RRRGH! RRRRRRRRRGH! GWOOO HOOO HOOG HAAAGH! RAAAAAAMAAABLAAAA!" The monstrous Queen Bean hollered as she pounded her chest.
"Most certainly, Great Cackletta," Prince Peasley saluted on bended knee with a devious twinkle in his eyes.
...
”PATSY!” Cackletta barked, causing the Beanie to jump.
"Present," Patsy mumbled.
"Well then, let's go! EEYAH HA HA HA HA!"
"I HAVE FURY!"
"I'll be taking that now, see?”
“Ahahaha!”
"RAAAAAAMAAABLAAAA!"
"Woo-hoo."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
King Sammer and the Sammer Guys were crowded around the portal.
"The end of the world is coming…” King Sammer muttered to himself as he stared at the massive swirling vortex.
"At least we found Jade Blooper,” Shoe of Kuribo interjected.
With those few words, the Sammer Guys marched through the portal.
"Did we remember the Groundruler?" King Sammer called over his shoulder.
"iunno. Probably. How hard would it be to remember a big-ass tank? You wouldn’t see any other army forget a massive airship,” Jade Blooper responded.
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In a random field, a single Gizmo rolled through the clearing in front of a stray portal. Looking around, the Gizmo entered, eager to see what was on the other side.
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"Dude! Uh, sir! Sir dude, sir! We’re like… all set!" An X-Naut announced with a salute.
"Gaaaack ack ack ack! Excellent! Now, let us enter," Sir Grodus commanded as the X-Star passed through the portal.
Lord Crump was walking down the hall with Lady Xeya. Barron Xannon bit his thumb as he walked by the pair.
“Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?" Crump inquired.
"I do bite my thumb, sir," Xannon returned.
Crump repeated the question. "Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?"
Xannon turned to an X-Naut PhD. "Is the law on our side if I say 'Ay'?"
"No." was the reply.
"No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I bite my thumb, sir." Xannon explained. With that, the four went to their separate posts, with Crump incredibly confused about what just happened.
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General Brint commanded his Fuzzies through the portal.
"If ye be men, then ye be an army o’ men!”
"Uh, sir, we're all Fuzzies," a Fuzzie interjected.
“Uh… AYE! IF YE BE FUZZIES, THEN YE BE AN ARMY O’ FUZZIES!” Brint repeated, hoping that saying things louder would make people forget his previous statement. After all, Caps Lock is cruise control for cool.
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King Kaliente loaded his troops onto his giant transport to ferry his Army to the final battle.
"Well, whatever it's called, I have a feeling the Great Beings are going to make it really awesome. It'll be awesomely written, with awesome stuff happening, and it will just be completely awesome. So awesome, in fact, that the writer will be the most awesomest person in the history of the universe but it will be too awesome for even him and he would have to stop and give authority over to another awesome person who’s even more awesome." Pausing, King Kaliente frowned, curious at his sudden outburst. "Wait, what am I talking about? Whatever..." With that, the Stardust Squadron headed out through the portal.
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"'Ey! What in bloomin’ blazes is goin' on 'ere?" O'Chunks asked as Count Bleckian’s troops were entering the portal.
"BLEH HEH HEH! BLECKIAN! The new Hero of this army is... Count Bleckian! The justification for this is... non-existent! If kaka (wait, who?) is upset, then he will be told to deal... by Makajawan… Or Vidguysteve! (wait, who?)"
Shrugging, the Scottish warrior spread his legs in a battle stance and with his signature cry of "CHUNKS AWAY!" O'Chunks rushed through the portal in his own unique manner.
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"ve are ready!" dr. einstork called to duck.
"what, already? you kidding me??? this is insane! I haven't made plans!" duck pouted, stomping his feet.
"uh... ve're going," the self-proclaimed PhD. replied. "the iron phoenix eez done, as vell as all our projects."
"alright. I'll see if I can draw something up before we actually start fighting," duck shrugged as he took out a scrap piece of paper and some crayons and glitter.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"WAHAHA! We may not be the richest yet, but after this battle, we'll be the only ones left!" shouted Wario, his plump stomach jiggling. "Now, even though I’ve gone from the best idea for a villain to a gastro-intestinal joke, that doesn't mean we can't win this thing! For Stench!"
"FOR STENCH!" Wario's troops shouted, not embarrassed in the slightest at their questionable name, as they marched into the portal.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"We shall not be defeated."
"We shall drag the world into Subspace."
"The cake was the definition of coolness."
"Nothing shall stand in our way."
"To bring the world into darkness."
"You researched a powerful link."
"The world of everything will be the world of nothing."
"And we shall be its masters."
"Basketball ate photosynthesis."
"FOR THE SUBSPACE EMISSARY!"
The Subspace Emissary piled on the Battleship Halberd and went through the portal.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Alright, men! Let's burn them to the ground!" Mack had given a large, morality boosting speech to his troops, the Melty Molten Mafia. Now, they were ready to burn everything to the ground as they marched through the portal, their inactivity about to cease.
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"BLOOOP! BLOOOOOOOOOOP! BLOOP! BLOOP! BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP!" the Blooper Bombers chanted as they marched through the portal. Everyone was psyched for the grand finale, whether they lived or died, it would be their finest hour.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UzggV3l9FI&feature=related
All of the armies of the world marched through their respective portals, arriving on the battlefield, ready for battle. Each one kept their motivations in mind-none of which will be listed here, as this update has ripped off of the first Final Battle enough already.
However, one force was off to the side, waiting for their moment of glory. "Now? Do we do it now?"
"Patience. It will come soon."
The Finale
Part 1: The End of the Universe
Goom Town was eerily quiet. The only sound was that of the waves gently lapping against the harbor, and the light pulsing tones of the Vortex that would lead the armies who entered it to their victory, or quite possibly their graves. In the distance, a rhythmic thumping could be heard, disrupting the silence. A large army of Goombas was the first to reach the empty town. They waited at the town center waiting. . . waiting. . . until a voice rose up.
“Father?”
The Goomfather turned his head to his son, Sharptooth. He looked him over, and wondered if the end of all things was deserved for what the inhabitants had become. His own son, the once proud Sharptooth, had... done some bad stuff.
“Father?” Sharptooth’s voice called out again.
“Yes?”
“If I may be so bold, what are we doin’, staying here? Shouldn’t we be goin’ through the portal before it’s too late?”
“Wait a few more hours, my son.”
Tubba Blubbachine had heard this before. He had done this before. He knew what was going to happen. But he kept quiet. It all turned out fine the last time, right? This would be the same… Right?
As the sun began to set and no one else had arrived, Goomfather told his son it was time. Sharptooth gave the order to enter.
"Hm..." thought Tubba. "I wonder where the other Armies are… Perhaps each has its own portal." The Clubba was correct. Each Army was receiving its own portal to prevent someone from taking a head start.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A large portal loomed within a complex maze, odd space creatures floated near it, waiting for the order. A solitary Toad stood there, reflecting on all that had happened.
One green-clad plumber was using his vast hoard of money for target practice. His life had leaned so far in the direction of darkness, evil. He had even tried to kidnap his own brother for money. Yet he also had the knowledge that he had helped Makajawan save the universe. Who was he? Good or evil? Right or wrong? Light or darkness? He knew not as he entered the portal, all who were with him following suit.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Princess Peach nervously milled about her castle. The end was near; her kingdom had been torn apart by war; hundreds of thousands dead; her most trusted advisor killed by an old foe; her love, Mario, possessed by an evil witch; her friend, Luigi, crossed over to the dark side; the kingdom next door under control of bandits, their prince hypnotized into joining their ranks.
It was up to her to right the wrongs. She led her troops through the portal, intent on fulfilling her goals of restoring order and balance to the chaotic world.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"O Great Cackletta! The battle which is being of finalness shall have start in a time that is soon!" Fawful shouted as loud as his tiny lungs could muster.
"Yes, yes, Fawful," Cackletta nodded as she waved her hand dismissingly. "Is everyone ready?"
"Myeh, see? Rookie and I got it handled! You just leave all the loot to me, see?" Popple replied, grinning widely.
"RRRGH! RRRRRRRRRGH! GWOOO HOOO HOOG HAAAGH! RAAAAAAMAAABLAAAA!" The monstrous Queen Bean hollered as she pounded her chest.
"Most certainly, Great Cackletta," Prince Peasley saluted on bended knee with a devious twinkle in his eyes.
...
”PATSY!” Cackletta barked, causing the Beanie to jump.
"Present," Patsy mumbled.
"Well then, let's go! EEYAH HA HA HA HA!"
"I HAVE FURY!"
"I'll be taking that now, see?”
“Ahahaha!”
"RAAAAAAMAAABLAAAA!"
"Woo-hoo."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
King Sammer and the Sammer Guys were crowded around the portal.
"The end of the world is coming…” King Sammer muttered to himself as he stared at the massive swirling vortex.
"At least we found Jade Blooper,” Shoe of Kuribo interjected.
With those few words, the Sammer Guys marched through the portal.
"Did we remember the Groundruler?" King Sammer called over his shoulder.
"iunno. Probably. How hard would it be to remember a big-ass tank? You wouldn’t see any other army forget a massive airship,” Jade Blooper responded.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
In a random field, a single Gizmo rolled through the clearing in front of a stray portal. Looking around, the Gizmo entered, eager to see what was on the other side.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Dude! Uh, sir! Sir dude, sir! We’re like… all set!" An X-Naut announced with a salute.
"Gaaaack ack ack ack! Excellent! Now, let us enter," Sir Grodus commanded as the X-Star passed through the portal.
Lord Crump was walking down the hall with Lady Xeya. Barron Xannon bit his thumb as he walked by the pair.
“Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?" Crump inquired.
"I do bite my thumb, sir," Xannon returned.
Crump repeated the question. "Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?"
Xannon turned to an X-Naut PhD. "Is the law on our side if I say 'Ay'?"
"No." was the reply.
"No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I bite my thumb, sir." Xannon explained. With that, the four went to their separate posts, with Crump incredibly confused about what just happened.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
General Brint commanded his Fuzzies through the portal.
"If ye be men, then ye be an army o’ men!”
"Uh, sir, we're all Fuzzies," a Fuzzie interjected.
“Uh… AYE! IF YE BE FUZZIES, THEN YE BE AN ARMY O’ FUZZIES!” Brint repeated, hoping that saying things louder would make people forget his previous statement. After all, Caps Lock is cruise control for cool.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
King Kaliente loaded his troops onto his giant transport to ferry his Army to the final battle.
"Well, whatever it's called, I have a feeling the Great Beings are going to make it really awesome. It'll be awesomely written, with awesome stuff happening, and it will just be completely awesome. So awesome, in fact, that the writer will be the most awesomest person in the history of the universe but it will be too awesome for even him and he would have to stop and give authority over to another awesome person who’s even more awesome." Pausing, King Kaliente frowned, curious at his sudden outburst. "Wait, what am I talking about? Whatever..." With that, the Stardust Squadron headed out through the portal.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"'Ey! What in bloomin’ blazes is goin' on 'ere?" O'Chunks asked as Count Bleckian’s troops were entering the portal.
"BLEH HEH HEH! BLECKIAN! The new Hero of this army is... Count Bleckian! The justification for this is... non-existent! If kaka (wait, who?) is upset, then he will be told to deal... by Makajawan… Or Vidguysteve! (wait, who?)"
Shrugging, the Scottish warrior spread his legs in a battle stance and with his signature cry of "CHUNKS AWAY!" O'Chunks rushed through the portal in his own unique manner.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"ve are ready!" dr. einstork called to duck.
"what, already? you kidding me??? this is insane! I haven't made plans!" duck pouted, stomping his feet.
"uh... ve're going," the self-proclaimed PhD. replied. "the iron phoenix eez done, as vell as all our projects."
"alright. I'll see if I can draw something up before we actually start fighting," duck shrugged as he took out a scrap piece of paper and some crayons and glitter.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"WAHAHA! We may not be the richest yet, but after this battle, we'll be the only ones left!" shouted Wario, his plump stomach jiggling. "Now, even though I’ve gone from the best idea for a villain to a gastro-intestinal joke, that doesn't mean we can't win this thing! For Stench!"
"FOR STENCH!" Wario's troops shouted, not embarrassed in the slightest at their questionable name, as they marched into the portal.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"We shall not be defeated."
"We shall drag the world into Subspace."
"The cake was the definition of coolness."
"Nothing shall stand in our way."
"To bring the world into darkness."
"You researched a powerful link."
"The world of everything will be the world of nothing."
"And we shall be its masters."
"Basketball ate photosynthesis."
"FOR THE SUBSPACE EMISSARY!"
The Subspace Emissary piled on the Battleship Halberd and went through the portal.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Alright, men! Let's burn them to the ground!" Mack had given a large, morality boosting speech to his troops, the Melty Molten Mafia. Now, they were ready to burn everything to the ground as they marched through the portal, their inactivity about to cease.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"BLOOOP! BLOOOOOOOOOOP! BLOOP! BLOOP! BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP!" the Blooper Bombers chanted as they marched through the portal. Everyone was psyched for the grand finale, whether they lived or died, it would be their finest hour.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UzggV3l9FI&feature=related
All of the armies of the world marched through their respective portals, arriving on the battlefield, ready for battle. Each one kept their motivations in mind-none of which will be listed here, as this update has ripped off of the first Final Battle enough already.
However, one force was off to the side, waiting for their moment of glory. "Now? Do we do it now?"
"Patience. It will come soon."