Quest for Tubba Blubbachine: The Real Last Update"Tubba Blubbachine," grieved Overlord Grodus, "When Tubba fell to the ground from Star Haven he retreated and hid back with his father, Big Poppa, at the Lost City of the Clubba. After taking care of every other race of creature in the Mushroom Kingdom the Clubba were the last left. We stormed their base and killed all of them ourselves. Tubba Blubbachine however escaped us and created his own base deep within Mt. Lavalava. He molded 100 of the finest soldiers he could out of Molten Lava and have been attacking out bases all over the Mushroom Kingdom taking care of the X-Nauts one by one."
"Wow," gasped Crump.
"Yes. It is quite troubling," continued Grodus, "But what's more troubling is that I in my conquest I came across the last Magikoopa. I raised by staff to shock him out of existance when he chanted the most terrorifying thing I've ever heard,
"On the day of ol' Crump's return
Is the eve when the Tides of Battle will turn."
That means Tubba will rise when you come back and sadly you've finally returned. I can't let this happen. I'm sorry Crump but you must be executed. You have 2 hours in the Chambers to live."
Two large guards came in the door and took hold of Crump and began to try to escort him out the room.
"GRODUS! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR MIND!"
The guards dragged him out of the room and carried him to a dark underground chamber and threw him in there. The guards left and there was complete and utter silence until a small voice started to talk to Crump.
"Hey...you're the...guy from...earlier.""Yeaaa," responded Crump, "Who are you?"
"Sharptooth," he responded.
"Oh yea. That punk from earlier. Listen. You got me stuck in here to get killed. I hate you. I don't want anything to do with-"
Suddenly a large crash came from the wall and the blinding light of the outside was shone in from the room. From in the hole came Goomfather accompanied by none other than Tubba Blubbachine.
The two quickly ran in, grabbed Sharptooth, and ran out. Tubba Blubbachine before leaving clicked something on his shoulder and the spot they broke in from was completely returned to what it was. Crump was left in the silence once again.
"Dammit," he sighed.
Tubba and Goomfather carried the weak Sharptooth through the forest and up to Mt. Lavalava. They then layed him down on the ground next to the top and took a look a him. When a rumbling was heard from the sky.
Everyone looked up into the air and began to panic.
"IT'S HERE!" Goomfather screamed as he ran around in circles.
Tubba Blubbachine spoke up, "Yes, yes finally my work's been completed. This is the only thing that could beat the X-Nauts. He's devestated another war in your time that could have been the most contraversial events of these was. He might as well be a sign of greatness from above. Even the War Mods looks up to him in his mightyness."
Sharptooth looked up from his semi-coma and wispered, "No way...it's...
KINGO JINJO!"
Teh mighty ruler flew down from the sky and took his Royal Throne of Win on top of the X-Naut base. One the entire base was crushed he threw his yellow hands into the air and created a mighty vortex of GET!, Xut tut tut, tinfoilman, and every form of win. The win was way to much for the limited world to handle. Which caused the center of the Mushroom Kingdom to turn into a giant Black Hole. Everything began to get sucked into it.
Sharptooth, Goomfather, and Tubba Blubbachine all began to fly inward until suddenly in a huge puff of smoke they were all back inside of Goomfather's Cabin. They then stood there in silence until Sharptooth spoke up,
"Well, that was unexpected."