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Post by vidguysteve on Jan 25, 2008 23:25:34 GMT -5
WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT!
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Post by RLDline on Jan 26, 2008 16:57:59 GMT -5
Quest for Tubba Blubbachine: Part 5"Star Haven," said an amazed Goomfather, "This was our ultimate goal before you took over The 64. We wanted to overthrow the Star Spirits. Memories." "Well it looks like Tubba Blubbachine already beat you to it," pointed out Sharptooth, "Look." Sharptooth pointed at a dark figure running as fast as his stubby legs could take him to what seemed to be the Glitz Pit. Following that dark figure was another one same in size chasing it. Goomfather looked around at the ground for the first time and noticed thousands of dead bodys of troops with most covered by Nacho Cheese. "Not another war!" he moaned, "Why do we keep getting spat out at wars?" Sharptooth eyes opened as wide as they could as he looked into the sky. "Dad..." spoke Sharptooth "This is rediculous! Everywhere I go I see bodies everywhere. You know in my day Star Haven was a sacred place where nothing like this would happen." "Dad..." "I just can't believe this! Can't beeeelieeeeve it. I'm not some big fighting machine like I was. I'm uhhh...fourty...no....crap, how am I?" "59 but dad uh-" "59 years old! Man! This is crazy I mean honestly, my father lived to be only 56 and I'm 59 and fighting freaking everywhere I go. Not to mention I have a minor case of Short Term Memory loss but your mother didn't believe me. She always said, 'It's all in your head honey!' But she's wrong, I have...wait...where am I? Oh yea! Wow there we go again." "Dad...There's a Battleship come straight at us!" "Also the doctors said I have a ingrown nail on my left big toe. How am I supposed to run with a --- Wait what? Sharptooth and Goomfather are sucked into a portal seconds before they are killed and are spit out on top of a Blimp in Toad Town.
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Post by vidguysteve on Jan 26, 2008 18:57:21 GMT -5
XD
The destruction of the original BXN echoes throughout time and space and across reality itself!
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Post by Makajawan on Jan 26, 2008 20:36:41 GMT -5
Win.
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Post by RLDline on Jan 30, 2008 15:35:45 GMT -5
....M...m..ust make more updates but...t...too lazy to do it....
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Post by RLDline on Jan 30, 2008 16:04:35 GMT -5
Quest for Tubba Blubbachine: Part 6
"Why am I back in Toad Town?" questioned Sharptooth, "I didn't even get to talk to Tubba Blubbachine!"
"Don't worry," comforted Goomfather, "He's right there."
Goomfather pointed down to the ground to a non-mechanical Tubba Blubbachine and his army far away on the ground running away from a vast army of Koopas.
"We need to help him!" screamed Sharptooth.
"No we don't," replied Goomfather, "It's all in the plan."
Sharptooth looked back to the ground as Tubba's army came to a halt and turned around at the chasers. The other army prepared to fight when out from all sorts of alleys and hiding spots came thousands of Dayzees. They dayzees sung to the opposing army and put most of them to sleep. Suddenly the Blimp the gangsters had been standing on began to move to above the sleeping crowd. The Blimp then released hundreds of thousands of Bob-Ombs on the group and exploded on the sitting ducks.
The opposing army was wiped out and the few survivors had retreated back to whence they came. Tubba and his army began to cheer and party at their victory.
"Now that's what I call tactics," stated Goomfather.
"DAD LOOK OUT!" screamed Sharptooth as he dove off the Blimp taking his dad with him.
Seconds later a huge Missile had been shot at the Blimp and it came soaring down to the ground along with Sharptooth and Goomfather.
The father and son landed on a building close to the Blimp and looked down to see the Blimp set the grand city on fire. The flames where quickly spreading and the troops here trying everything they could to get rid of the fire. Sharptooth was freaking out as the fire quickly began to devour the building they were standing ontop of.
"Oh relax," Goomfather told his son, "That stupid portal will come and rescue us anytime now."
Goomfather looked down at his feet and saw that his shoes where on fire and burning the soles of his feet.
"Ye..p...any...time...n.o...w....BAH SCREW IT! AHHHH MY FEET!!! HELP! HELP!" he screamed.
The two goombas franticly jumped about on the building when finally a portal appeared in the sky and Sharptooth and Goomfather began to float up to there.
"What did I tell you son," remarked Goomfather, "Father always knows b-"
Before Goomfather could finish his sentence the Capos crashed into a cocky little man dressed in an outragous X-themed outfit, Crump. Crump had just finished up causing chaos in the town and was flying away when he intersected with the duo.
The three of them all fell into the portal and began to spin round and round until they were all spat out on a island made completely of metal with a large volcano sticking out of the middle.
"WHO GOES THERE?" screamed a Yoshi-like figure with X shaped Sunglasses carrying a large mechanical staff.
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Post by layze on Jan 30, 2008 16:06:12 GMT -5
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME EGGS WITH THAT HAM SIR? BABY PHARAOH MADE POOPY IN PANTS! SEVER YOUR LEG PLEASE! IT'S THE GREATEST DAY!
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Post by vidguysteve on Jan 30, 2008 16:11:06 GMT -5
Awesome! Crump messes everything up!
"Yoshi-like figure with X shaped Sunglasses carrying a large mechanical staff."
Who the hell...? Is reality falling to pieces again, or is there gonna be some cliche'd comic book-style reality altering thing? "Oh, without you in the future, blah blah blah happened! Now ____ is a yoshi!"
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Post by layze on Jan 30, 2008 16:13:35 GMT -5
hey, wait, I just read that last log again. tubba cleared the cheese off of everybody with the star rod, and I'm pretty sure nobody chased hi mto the glitz pit.
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Post by RLDline on Jan 30, 2008 16:23:14 GMT -5
Acutally I can write another one right now. If I have time.
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Post by vidguysteve on Jan 30, 2008 16:30:09 GMT -5
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT!
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Post by layze on Jan 30, 2008 16:31:12 GMT -5
DOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOIT
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Post by vidguysteve on Jan 30, 2008 16:33:29 GMT -5
I'm just pumped 'cuz there's a 89% of Crumpage!
The... The guy... not the dance... or drink...
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Post by RLDline on Jan 30, 2008 16:37:27 GMT -5
Awhhh man. Sorry I have drum lessons. Maybe another one tonight.
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Post by vidguysteve on Jan 30, 2008 16:42:45 GMT -5
YOU GOT MY HOPES UP YOU BASTARD! *runs crying*
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