Post by Makajawan on Apr 23, 2008 21:01:36 GMT -5
She is probably my least favorite video game character. I am without a hate of most non-Mario characters- they're either awesome or they don't bug me that much. Sonic is annoying, but I'm alright with him. DK characters in Mario games are mildly annoying, but I'll live. Wario and Waluigi have little if any explanation, and Wario is just... weird, but I'll live. Waluigi even gives Luigi his own "rival," even if he has yet to appear in a canon game. But Daisy must die.
She first appeared as a Princess in Super Mario Land. Cool. Someone other than Peach to rescue. Luigi wasn't playable in that game, but that's cool. Mario can rescue a princess on his own. He rescues Peach on his own in several games. Mario saves her, everyone's happy, the end. But Daisy must die.
She hasn't appeared in a cannon game since. She's appeared in many spin-offs, almost consistently now save Smash Bros. Even there, my only spin-off sanctuary, she appears as a trophy, and as several stickers in Brawl. She appears in one cannon game, and is now in every spin-off. Crump should be too. And Dimentio. And Bobbery. And General Guy. And Smithy. Nope. Daisy. Now, in Mario Kart Wii, even Baby Daisy appears. Daisy must die.
As if her lack of justification for excessive presence wasn't enough, let's not forget her rumored love interest, the Green Thunder, Luigi. Ugh. My least favorite paired up with my favorite. How does that happen. It started out with her being Luigi's caddy, as Peach was Mario's. Then it grew. People began to talk about it. They were paired together in spin-offs. They were consistently associated. They hadn't even appeared together in a canon game, like Mario and Daisy had, but that didn't matter. "Steady Sweeties" was their team name in Mario Party games of late. Now, in MKW, it reaches an extreme. Luigi and Daisy, dancing together on a fountain. It can no longer be denied. They're together. Daisy must die.
Painfully.
She first appeared as a Princess in Super Mario Land. Cool. Someone other than Peach to rescue. Luigi wasn't playable in that game, but that's cool. Mario can rescue a princess on his own. He rescues Peach on his own in several games. Mario saves her, everyone's happy, the end. But Daisy must die.
She hasn't appeared in a cannon game since. She's appeared in many spin-offs, almost consistently now save Smash Bros. Even there, my only spin-off sanctuary, she appears as a trophy, and as several stickers in Brawl. She appears in one cannon game, and is now in every spin-off. Crump should be too. And Dimentio. And Bobbery. And General Guy. And Smithy. Nope. Daisy. Now, in Mario Kart Wii, even Baby Daisy appears. Daisy must die.
As if her lack of justification for excessive presence wasn't enough, let's not forget her rumored love interest, the Green Thunder, Luigi. Ugh. My least favorite paired up with my favorite. How does that happen. It started out with her being Luigi's caddy, as Peach was Mario's. Then it grew. People began to talk about it. They were paired together in spin-offs. They were consistently associated. They hadn't even appeared together in a canon game, like Mario and Daisy had, but that didn't matter. "Steady Sweeties" was their team name in Mario Party games of late. Now, in MKW, it reaches an extreme. Luigi and Daisy, dancing together on a fountain. It can no longer be denied. They're together. Daisy must die.
Painfully.