Mr.Makutawsome
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Post by Mr.Makutawsome on Aug 9, 2008 19:28:11 GMT -5
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Post by layze on Aug 9, 2008 19:51:41 GMT -5
the truth about GlaDOS is that she's a disk-operating system that ran aperture science, the world's leading manufacturer of shower curtains.
dead serious.
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11. [ApertureScience.com] ------------------------- AKA: More Spoilers
If you go to this website, you are presented with a prompt. You can type: LOGIN LOGON USER at the prompt, and you will be asked for your name and password. There are two options here. (As of this writing, the website is at version 17. Version 16 had only one login name). Your options are as follows; Username: Any User Name Password: PORTAL (or PORTALS) You will taken to a Disk Operating System (Aka: GLaDOS). Only one file will be present on the disk; "Apply.exe" Username: CJOHNSON Password: TIER3 You will taken to GLaDOS. Two files will be present on the disk; "Apply.exe", and "Notes.exe".
The only differences between accounts is that Notes.exe exists for Cave Johnson and that "Interrogate" is a valid option for Cave Johnson. (Unfortunately, no user exists to interrogate.)
Anyhow, typing "Apply" will take you to a fairly amusing test for employment at Aperture Science. Certain letters during the test will flicker. In order, the letters that flicker are T, H, E, C, A, K, E, I, S, A, L, I, E.
Typing "THECAKEISALIE" at any time during the prompt will result in a secret video of level 00, as well as a "Boss Screen" which appears to show a budget for thumbtacks, a lot of flour (for baking all those cakes?), and one extra large "Intub". I'm going to assume that this is the "Relaxation Vault".
[Special thanks goes to Jakub Offierski for pointing out the right way to get to this area.]
Typing "Notes" as Cave Johnson will take you to some back story. Apparently, "Aperture" was originally a term regarding shower curtains. Who knew! There are also some amusing projects listed there, like the Take-a-wish foundation. xD
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Post by layze on Aug 11, 2008 8:57:29 GMT -5
god damn, I linked to the best thing ever and nobody's even gonna comment?
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Mr.Makutawsome
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Post by Mr.Makutawsome on Aug 11, 2008 12:45:35 GMT -5
COMMENT PEOPLE!
On topic: Interesting...
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Post by Mr.Makutawsome on Aug 11, 2008 23:24:59 GMT -5
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Post by vidguysteve on Aug 13, 2008 7:42:05 GMT -5
fanfiction = auto-lie
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Post by Mr.Makutawsome on Aug 13, 2008 10:32:28 GMT -5
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Post by layze on Aug 13, 2008 19:32:00 GMT -5
my link to the best official game website evar>>>your stuffs.
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Post by Mr.Makutawsome on Aug 14, 2008 3:17:21 GMT -5
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Post by vidguysteve on Aug 14, 2008 12:21:21 GMT -5
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