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Post by ShadowWindSea on Aug 1, 2008 16:27:33 GMT -5
First off, I want you to give me some solid, corporeal evidence that God exists. Found it yet? No? Good. That takes care of your first point. Secondly, Chuck Norris does in fact exist, but only as an actor and star of the show Walker: Texas Ranger. Even though he actually DOES exist, Captain Falcon is the epitome of manliness, having been sculpted entirely of raw masculinity in itself. And alas for your argument, Chuck Norris is simply a mere human. How sad. By the way, do you need proof of Captain Falcon's existence? Here it is.
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Post by Mr.Makutawsome on Aug 1, 2008 16:38:22 GMT -5
By the way, do you need proof of Captain Falcon's existence? Here it is. I know he exists, it's just that he never created the universe. As you are a non-believer, its only natural to deny Gods existence. Chuck Norris is just getting ready for the fight against the "false" essence of manliness. And Captain Falcon came into existence after the universe was created. Also: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Falcon#Captain_Falcon
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Post by ShadowWindSea on Aug 1, 2008 16:49:31 GMT -5
I know he exists, it's just that he never created the universe. As you are a non-believer, its only natural to deny Gods existence. Chuck Norris is just getting ready for the fight against the "false" essence of manliness. And Captain Falcon came into existence after the universe was created. Also: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Falcon#Captain_Falcon>_> 1. WHERE IS YOUR PROOF? You still haven't given me any evidence concerning God's existence besides "You're a non-believer; he exists and you're just denying it!" I could say the same thing about some giant invisible orangutan using a pair of purple watermelons as headphones, and I wouldn't need any proof besides "YOU'RE A NONBELIEVER OMFG!" 2. Chuck Norris is a balding 68-year-old actor who's currently making his living off of infomercials for a workout system. DEAL WITH IT. 3. ... EDIT: Wikipedia?!? Your entire argument fails instantly just for that.
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Post by axemred777 on Aug 1, 2008 16:57:09 GMT -5
How long is this pointless argument going to go on for?
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Post by ShadowWindSea on Aug 1, 2008 17:19:09 GMT -5
As long as Makuta continues it. I'm just sitting here, shooting down his points one by one... WE MUST SPREAD THE GREATNESS OF THE GOOD CAPTAIN FURTHER IN ORDER TO REPENT FOR SUCH BLASPHEMY WITHIN HIS TEMPLE OF GREATNESS!
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Post by Mr.Makutawsome on Aug 1, 2008 18:36:19 GMT -5
We all know that Captain Falcon is just some made up character for the F-zero games, so just drop it.
He is Copyright of Nintendo, so try telling them that, and see how far this goes with them.
Mario is better anyway.
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Post by meowzer on Aug 1, 2008 19:51:08 GMT -5
captain falcon is stupid
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Post by ShadowWindSea on Aug 1, 2008 20:17:28 GMT -5
Captain Falcon is not impressed by your statement. At all. He will now proceed to Falcon Punch you into the oblivion.
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Post by rydon7 on Aug 1, 2008 20:26:43 GMT -5
>_> 1. WHERE IS YOUR PROOF? You still haven't given me any evidence concerning God's existence besides "You're a non-believer; he exists and you're just denying it!" I could say the same thing about some giant invisible orangutan using a pair of purple watermelons as headphones, and I wouldn't need any proof besides "YOU'RE A NONBELIEVER OMFG!" 2. Chuck Norris is a balding 68-year-old actor who's currently making his living off of infomercials for a workout system. DEAL WITH IT. 3. ... EDIT: Wikipedia?!? Your entire argument fails instantly just for that. 1. Why do you ask for proof? If you're an aetheist I'm not going to convince of God and Jesus's existance. Anyway, I'm pretty sure we shouldn't be starting religious debates here. 2. So? Captain Falcon is a bunch of pixels that resemble an unrealistic future race car driver. What is your point? 3. Big Bang Theory is the most widely believed and accepted theory in the scientific community. In your words "DEAL WITH IT!"
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Post by Water Dumple on Aug 1, 2008 21:07:59 GMT -5
1. I suggest that you all stop arguing over religious beliefs at this moment. On a forum such as this, the only thing that gets accomplished by talking about religion is that you find out more about your "Friends" than you probably want to, and tensions rise. If your best "Friend" hates your religion, it's best not to go into any sort of religious argument because all it'll do is break you apart. I'm a Christian, and nothing any of you could say to me would turn me away from it, but I hardly ever broadcast it or try to argue over it. All it does is make people angry at each other.
2/3. What a trivial thing to become caustic about. There are much more important things to talk about than "Whether Captain Falcon created the universe or not". Really, it's more of a fanboy issue than anything else, and it's wise not to spend time trying to use logic on a fanboy. I hate to sound prideful--Quite honestly, I do--But I'm seeing a lot of fallacies going around here and could roast an argument or two if I had the time for something like this. Overall, however, I think that this should be terminated right away and the issue left alone, because it's really pointless and yet too many problems are coming out of it.
Edit: I'm sorry if I sound overly angry, but it just stings me to see my friends arguing and getting bitter over something like this.
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Post by vidguysteve on Aug 1, 2008 22:02:15 GMT -5
I believe that Captain Falcon was watching over God's shoulder and evaluating him as he created the universe.
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Post by layze on Aug 1, 2008 22:25:53 GMT -5
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Post by meowzer on Aug 2, 2008 9:39:56 GMT -5
Captain Falcon is not impressed by your statement. At all. He will now proceed to Falcon Punch you into the oblivion. That picture proves he's stupid.
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Post by meowzer on Aug 2, 2008 11:21:50 GMT -5
1. I suggest that you all stop arguing over religious beliefs at this moment. On a forum such as this, the only thing that gets accomplished by talking about religion is that you find out more about your "Friends" than you probably want to, and tensions rise. If your best "Friend" hates your religion, it's best not to go into any sort of religious argument because all it'll do is break you apart. I'm a Christian, and nothing any of you could say to me would turn me away from it, but I hardly ever broadcast it or try to argue over it. All it does is make people angry at each other. 2/3. What a trivial thing to become caustic about. There are much more important things to talk about than "Whether Captain Falcon created the universe or not". Really, it's more of a fanboy issue than anything else, and it's wise not to spend time trying to use logic on a fanboy. I hate to sound prideful--Quite honestly, I do--But I'm seeing a lot of fallacies going around here and could roast an argument or two if I had the time for something like this. Overall, however, I think that this should be terminated right away and the issue left alone, because it's really pointless and yet too many problems are coming out of it. Edit: I'm sorry if I sound overly angry, but it just stings me to see my friends arguing and getting bitter over something like this. I'm not fighting about religion.
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Post by layze on Aug 2, 2008 12:41:52 GMT -5
If one more person starts arguing about religion, I'm closing this topic.
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