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Post by tinfoilman on Jul 13, 2008 17:28:58 GMT -5
...you've said to your parents. This afternoon - while looking in our pool - I noticed the bottom was dirty in places; I pointed to one and said to my mom, "It looked like a brown rabbit wearing iron boots and with a bomb strapped to its chest hopped into our pool, walked down the slope [to the deep end] and exploded."
Or another time, we were watching this raft race. There was a little girl wearing a blue shark hat (like a fuzzy shark novelty hat) on one of the rafts who was waving at the crowd. So I turn to my mom and say, "If I was that little girl, I'd be less worried about looking cute and waving at everyone than about getting that head-shark off of me. 'Little girl! There's a shark that's eating your brains! Stop waving at me; do something about it! That shark is not a licensed lobotomist!' "
Both times my mom called me weird.
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Post by Water Dumple on Jul 13, 2008 17:36:53 GMT -5
No, but I have had some pretty awesome conversations with my brother. Like this one I had a few days ago; I was playing Twilight Princess, and I was in the sky temple. I just noticed that you could see the dragon flying around for the first time, and mentioned, "It's the dargon!"
Brother: No, that's just the dragon.
Me: How can you tell?
Brother: The dargon is invisible.
Me: Uhh...why?
Brother: It's against his religious beliefs to be visible. You can only see him when he eats a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Me: ...
Brother: He's so messy that he gets jelly all over himself, so you can see it sticking to him.
Me: ...I should feed him a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I think I want to see him.
Brother: He only eats them once a year, on the anniversary of his mother's death. PBJs were her favorite meal, and he loved her so much that he can only bear to eat them on the anniversary of her death.
Me: ...
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