Post by layze on Sept 3, 2008 15:23:14 GMT -5
payzme is a black market owner that doesn't care for anyone but himself. he's successfully spread his own chain of black markets to almost everywhere in the world, and has killed hundreds of cops who have tried to bust him.
as a merc, he's almost useless without his legendary weapon. without it, he really can't do much of anything.
LEGENDARY WEAPON: BOTTOMLESS BACKPACK
this backpack is where payzme keeps almsot everything he owns. by which I mean enough firepower to take russia off the map. anytime he wants, he can just reach in and pull out some form of gun to kick ass with. additionally, it has a built-in jetpack with which he can fly around.
oh, and I guess it's not 100% bottomless; if more than about 300 million tons(and 17 ounces)are put into it, it'll burst into a darkmatter vortex that will swallow the entire galaxy. but don't worry about that.
UBER TRANSPORT: PAYZMOBILE
this is ordinarily a small jeep. it's pretty much defenseless, and there's nothing special about it, but payzme has mounted his high-powered dillon minigun on top. however, unless he can get someone else to drive it for him, he'll have to turn on the autopilot, which could easily bite him in the butt. y'see, rather than being powered by conventional means, this thing is powered by one of GlaDOS' power cores. because of this, she can actually talk through the payzmobile, and takes control of it herself if he turns on the autopilot. you'll see how this happens if I ever finish my quest. anyway, the payzmobile also has a transformation ability. it can transform into each of the following:
TANK: it has insane firepower and defense, but it's quite slow. additionally, it takes a while for the turret to turn towards anything he wants to shoot.
HOVERCRAFT: REALLY fast, but it has an open top and has no weapons other than what payzme himself can shoot while driving it.
AIRPLANE: very fast, flies, and it's capable of shooting dual-mounted machine guns and heat-seeking missiles.
SUBMARINE: underwater-only. shoots torpedoes, and can drop powerful depth charges. it's also rather fast.
DIGGER: a big thing with a drill in front of it. lets payzme burrow through the ground. it has two mortar cannons mounted on the back. it also has an exhaust vent that's 100% bird bomb-proof.
two more things. first, the jeep is rigged with parachutes and flotation devices to allow it to not be completely screwed if the plane or submarine turns back into it. also, each of the transformations are slightly easier to destroy than a normal UWM, but if you destroy one, it just reverts back to its jeep form. in order to permanently destroy it, you have to destroy the jeep form.
TROOPS: LAYZE CLONES
these guys are layze. except not. they're 72% less annoying, and 49% less stupid.
as a merc, he's almost useless without his legendary weapon. without it, he really can't do much of anything.
LEGENDARY WEAPON: BOTTOMLESS BACKPACK
this backpack is where payzme keeps almsot everything he owns. by which I mean enough firepower to take russia off the map. anytime he wants, he can just reach in and pull out some form of gun to kick ass with. additionally, it has a built-in jetpack with which he can fly around.
oh, and I guess it's not 100% bottomless; if more than about 300 million tons(and 17 ounces)are put into it, it'll burst into a darkmatter vortex that will swallow the entire galaxy. but don't worry about that.
UBER TRANSPORT: PAYZMOBILE
this is ordinarily a small jeep. it's pretty much defenseless, and there's nothing special about it, but payzme has mounted his high-powered dillon minigun on top. however, unless he can get someone else to drive it for him, he'll have to turn on the autopilot, which could easily bite him in the butt. y'see, rather than being powered by conventional means, this thing is powered by one of GlaDOS' power cores. because of this, she can actually talk through the payzmobile, and takes control of it herself if he turns on the autopilot. you'll see how this happens if I ever finish my quest. anyway, the payzmobile also has a transformation ability. it can transform into each of the following:
TANK: it has insane firepower and defense, but it's quite slow. additionally, it takes a while for the turret to turn towards anything he wants to shoot.
HOVERCRAFT: REALLY fast, but it has an open top and has no weapons other than what payzme himself can shoot while driving it.
AIRPLANE: very fast, flies, and it's capable of shooting dual-mounted machine guns and heat-seeking missiles.
SUBMARINE: underwater-only. shoots torpedoes, and can drop powerful depth charges. it's also rather fast.
DIGGER: a big thing with a drill in front of it. lets payzme burrow through the ground. it has two mortar cannons mounted on the back. it also has an exhaust vent that's 100% bird bomb-proof.
two more things. first, the jeep is rigged with parachutes and flotation devices to allow it to not be completely screwed if the plane or submarine turns back into it. also, each of the transformations are slightly easier to destroy than a normal UWM, but if you destroy one, it just reverts back to its jeep form. in order to permanently destroy it, you have to destroy the jeep form.
TROOPS: LAYZE CLONES
these guys are layze. except not. they're 72% less annoying, and 49% less stupid.