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Post by Petey P on Apr 11, 2008 20:53:48 GMT -5
Army:- Astronomakill General:- Tatanga Captain:- Squirps Messenger:- Yaridovich
Base:- Neon heights Coins:- 5000 Civillians:- [Don't Know now!]
Troops:-
200- Astrogoombas 200- Electrogoombas 100- Brown Giant Electrogoombas 100- Astrobandits 100- Cosmic Magikoopas 100- Saturn-Guys 100- Swiggler 100- Moonrunner Mousers 100- Cosmonauts 100- Woopa Koopa Troopas
1,200 (Left the 50 for simplicity)
Machines:- None as of Yet.
Research:- Build the Pagasu- 30 Days Build Neptune Fighter Factory- 45 Days Build Jupiter Fighter factory- 30 Days Recruit a Hero- 100 Day Look into laser technology- 10 Days
Logs:- Tatanga:- It's been, a few years since Sarasaland now. However I'm back in my full glory now! With legions of Cosmonautical little nasties too!
Squirps:- Squirps today decided scjoin Tatange in his quest to sqtake over the scworld!
Yaridovich:- Well, since being fired by Smithy. I now deliver letters.... I knew I shouldn't have sent my CV off to a Mr.T Atanga....I thought he was going to be some clever foreign doctor!
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Post by Petey P on Apr 13, 2008 6:05:17 GMT -5
4 Day Update!
Army:- Astronomakill General:- Tatanga Captain:- Squirps Messenger:- Yaridovich
Base:- Neon heights Coins:- 5000 Civillians:- [Don't Know now!]
Troops:-
250- Astrogoombas 250- Electrogoombas 150- Brown Giant Electrogoombas 150- Astrobandits 150- Cosmic Magikoopas 150- Saturn-Guys 150- Swiggler 150- Moonrunner Mousers 150- Cosmonauts 150- Woopa Koopa Troopas
Total:- 1,700
Machines:- None as of Yet.
Research:- Build the Pagasu- 26 Days Build Neptune Fighter Factory- 41 Days Build Jupiter Fighter factory- 36 Days Recruit a Hero- 96 Day Look into laser technology- 6 Days
Logs:- Tantanga:- It's going to take well too long to be come a hero by these means. It sucks, I'm going to quest.
Squirps your in charge! he says as he chucks the keys to whole of Neon heights into squirps tentacles.
Squirps:- 0_o
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Post by Petey P on Apr 13, 2008 6:06:39 GMT -5
Quest log:- In A Tatangle......
The pulsating vibrant lights and seizure inducing strobe lights from Neon heights were now a distant sight as Tatanga looked into his mirror of his small spaceship.
The Day was mild, Oh, it's always like that, he was in space. Tatanga approached a small Town Like Planet. He'd seen this place before, he parked his small craft and stepped outside.
"You!" screamed a couple of toads who came running over with Beam swords.
"Worry not my fungal friends, I'm here for the erm....."
Tatanga began to go red, one of the toads jabbed is sword into the air and closer to Tatangas face.
"Ok, Keep your pathetic little helmet on, I'm here for the M.S.R.M.V.C" Said Tatanga very quietley.
"But I'd like to keep that information confidential as-"
Tatanga was interrupted by the 2 Toad Guards rolling on the floor in laughter. Tatanga gave a piercing stare.
"Oh, I beg your forgiveness, its Through Town down 'Phail Street'" The Toad shouted during a break in his laughter.
"Ok, Thanks guys" Tatanga began to walk. "HANG ON!"
The Toads continued to roll on the floor laughing so Tatanga snarled and began walking into town. This town was hustling, on the main streets Lumars and Humans talked and shopped, in back alleys Doogans and Goombas smoked suspicious looking cigarettes.
Tatanga saw his destination up ahead the 'M.S.R.M.V.C' he froze. He looked round, he was On edge. He couldn't be seen entering here. His eyes shifted left and right, nobody seemed to be looking.
and with that, Tatanga slipped inside.
"Phew, Unnoticed" he said.
Seconds later two eggs splattered on the window of the building, and two small Juvenile Koopas, shown their distate for Tatanga by brandishing the middle finger before running into the crowds.
"Stupid little, Amphibians" he screamed.
"Reptiles." said a large Robot Santa look-a-like, calmly.
"Bah, shut up...BEARDY" Tatanga screamed already infuriated by his ordeal since arriving.
"Don't worry about it, we've all been through it."
Tatanga looked in the direction of the voice.
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Post by Petey P on Apr 14, 2008 10:55:29 GMT -5
OOC:- How many troops are gained in-game daily?
4 Day Update!
Army:- Astronomakill General:- Tatanga Captain:- Squirps Messenger:- Yaridovich
Base:- Neon heights Coins:- 5000 Civillians:- [Don't Know now!]
Troops:-
250- Astrogoombas 250- Electrogoombas 200- Brown Giant Electrogoombas 200- Astrobandits 200- Cosmic Magikoopas 200- Saturn-Guys 150- Swiggler 150- Moonrunner Mousers 150- Cosmonauts 150- Woopa Koopa Troopas
Total:- ?
Machines:- None as of Yet.
Research:- Build the Pagasu- 22 Days Build Neptune Fighter Factory- 38 Days Build Jupiter Fighter factory- 32 Days Recruit a Hero- 92 Day Look into laser technology- 2 Days
Logs:- Tantanga:- Questing.
Squirps:- The alien in sqcharge is out and sqabout, so Squirps is in charge now!
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Post by Petey P on Apr 14, 2008 11:22:49 GMT -5
Quest Log 2:- Comprende?
Tatanga looked in the direction the voice come from.
"So what you doing here than at the M.S.R.M.V.A?" asked the creature. Who was a tall bipedal toad with a crown and robe.
"Hey Wart, Keep it quiet man, nobody likes to be seen in the MSRMVA do they?" hissed Tatanga.
Suddenley the receptionist spotted Tatanga, his eyes lit up as he walkjed over to a microphone.
Speakers squeeled as they turned on, Tatanga looked outside and the hundreds of Civillians had paused for a minute to listen to the upcoming announcement.
"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! PLEASE WELCOME OUR LATEST NEW COMER TO THE 'MARIO SERIES REJECTED MAIN VILLAIN ASSOCIATION' TATANGA!!!!"
"Talk about a subtle entry" murmered Tatanga.
Hordes of young Koopas, Goombas and Shy Guys came to the window. Lots of them shouted abuse.
"Your game was sh!t" screamed a young goomba. "WHO ARE YA, WHO ARE YA?" Chanted a young Koopa. A shy guy lifted his top up to show a Bowser T-Shirt underneath.
Tatanga sighed, and scowled at them before turning to face wart again.
"Yeah, we got that too, Don't worry" he said calmly. "Poor Smithy here hasn't had game for longer than you" Wart added.
Tatanga looked over to Smithy who was lying on his back in the lobby.
"Please bring Mario:RPG to VC, Please bring Mario:RPG to VC..." Smithy murmered to himself.
"But anyway, why did you come here by choice?" asked Wart.
"I was checking for release dates for games, you never know 'Mario: Tatangas Revenge' may come out one day! What about you?"
Wart, went quiet and looked at a picture behind him. The wall was dirty, and was littered in graffiti, there was also a dart baord with Bowsers face on it.
However, Wart was looking at a picture of Japanese man.
"Him?" asked Tatanga
"Yes, SHIGERU MIYAMOTO! The guy for deciding what happens in almost all the Mario games." Moaned Wart.
"The guy who continues to replace guys like us, classic has-been Villains with this almight 'Bowser' guy!" he continued as his voiced rose.
"We should take him down!" screamed Smithy
"Make it painfull!!" added Foreman Spike
"Yeah' Lets do it" added Donkey Kong
"Hang on! Donkey Kong, What are you doing here?" asked Wart.
"Oh, damnit" said Donkey Kong. "I must have drank too much wine, I'm supposed to be here for 'Nintendo's most loved Characters' Spring Disco! I'll be off now! Silly me!"
Donkey got up, and walked out into a bar across the street. Princess Peach and Mario danced happily in the window, as Yoshi and Toad downed shots of Vodka.
The characters scowled at him until the Bar door shut. one of the thwomp bouncers done a "What you looking at?" with his hands.
"Right, that's the final Straw!" Screamed Wart. "We kill Shigeru Miyamoto"
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Post by Petey P on Apr 15, 2008 18:11:28 GMT -5
4 Day Update!
Army:- Astronomakill General:- Tatanga Captain:- Squirps Messenger:- Yaridovich
Base:- Neon heights Coins:- 5200 Civillians:- [Don't Know now!]
Troops:-
250- Astrogoombas 250- Electrogoombas 250- Brown Giant Electrogoombas 250- Astrobandits 250- Cosmic Magikoopas 250- Saturn-Guys 200- Swiggler 200- Moonrunner Mousers 200- Cosmonauts 200- Woopa Koopa Troopas
Total:- 2600
Machines:- None as of Yet.
Research:- Build the Pagasu- 18 Days Build Neptune Fighter Factory- 34 Days Build Jupiter Fighter factory- 28 Days Recruit a Hero- 88 Day [Postponed-Questing]
Completed Projects Look into laser technology
Logs:- Tantanga:- *Questing.*
Squirps:- Squirps is bored! The Sqlaser technology is sqdone!
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Post by Petey P on Apr 15, 2008 18:41:38 GMT -5
Quest log 3:- Infiltration
"K-k-kill Shigeru Miyamoto?" screamed Tatanga. "Shh" hisssed Wart people may hear.
"I'm sure people have better things to do than hang round this silly centre for rejected game Villains" Tatanga said.
"Sadly not, Look behind you." Wart Replied
Tatanga turned round a Koopa family walk past, the youngster attempted to enter the M.S.R.M.V.A Building only to be shepherded away by his father to the shop next door; 'The Bowser Megastore'.
"Right, that's it, we kill Miyamoto! We scratch Bowser from the next game and stick us guys in right?" shouted Tatanga.
"Right?....Hey Guys?"
"I would come with you, but I'm too big, I'd be spotted" mumbled Smithy
"Me, too but I'm too old" said Foreman Spike
"I'm too tall" shouted Cackletta
Tatanga sighed. He looked at Wart. "Well you in buddy?"
"FAR TOO LONG HAVE WE PUT UP WITH SHIGERU'S NONSENSE! TOO MANY TIMES HAS HE CAST US 'OTHER' VILLAINS ASIDE. WE CONTINUE TO BE REPLACED BY THIS ALMIGHTY BOWSER. WELL NO MORE!" Screamed Wart as he stood on a chair.
"You're right you coming?" Asked Tatanga who was psyched up by Warts speech.
"I WILL! WILL.....Not be coming" murmered Wart.
Tatangas mouth fell open. "Why not?" he asked.
"Bad Knee" replied Wart.
"Fine I will go alone! What do I do though?" asked Tatanga.
"Now THAT, I can do!" screamed Wart as he ran out of the room, the lights dimmed and the villains started moving sofas and tables round while two of them set up a flipchart
Wart re-appeared in a unnervingly tight Lycra suit.
"Woah, what's with the erm, Dress code?" Tatanga asked.
"DO NOT QUESTION MASTERS OF ESPIONAGE!!!" Screamed Wart in Tatangas face.
"Now, you must drive your spaceship here! Then you meet with our informat there! You gather at Redenvouz point A. Progress into the Nintendo Headquarters.....
3 Hours Later...
Leave Miyamotos body in the laundry chute and make your way to Collection Point B. Where you will be safely extracted"
Wart took a deep breath after his speech and looked round the room. Tatanga sat in amongst a room full of the sleeping Villains. Tatanga was wide eyed, and eager to do this.
"Come on then Tatanga! You can do this!" Said Wart as he put his hand on Tatanga shoulder.
"Now Go! Do it for all of us!" he continued.
Tatanga jumped up out of the seat. "Which Direction from here?" he asked.
"Woah you guys, I only get paid to keep my eye on you loosers until 4, you're getting locked in in 5 minutes guys." said the receptionist who was lying back spinning his pen through his fingers.
"North, GO! GO NOW!" Shouted Wart who smiled as Tatanga ran out of the building.
Tatanga ran back through the streets, the hordes of young Goombas and Koopas who hurled abuse at him were ignored. One kids T-Shirt had Bowser embroidered on the front, but Tatanga didn't have a second look.
He ran back past the Toad Guards who were still rolling round, laughing on the floor. He skidded to a halt and hopped into his spaceship and headed for Kyoto.
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Post by Petey P on Apr 17, 2008 13:29:14 GMT -5
8 Day Update! Music:- www.youtube.com/watch?v=01w1rLd27h4Army:- Astronomakill General:- Tatanga Captain:- Squirps Messenger:- Yaridovich Base:- Neon heights Coins:- 5200 Civillians:- [Don't Know now!] Troops:-450- Astrogoombas 450- Electrogoombas 300- Brown Giant Electrogoombas 300- Astrobandits 300- Cosmic Magikoopas 300- Saturn-Guys 300- Swiggler 300- Moonrunner Mousers 300- Cosmonauts 300- Woopa Koopa Troopas Total:- 3600 Machines:- None as of Yet. Research:-Build the Pagasu- 10 Days Build Neptune Fighter Factory- 26 Days Build Jupiter Fighter factory- 20 Days Recruit a Hero- 88 Day [Postponed-Questing] Completed ProjectsLook into laser technology Logs:-Squirps:- Tatanga sqtill out sqquesting!
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Post by Petey P on Apr 17, 2008 14:22:42 GMT -5
Quest Log 4:- Tatanga does what Nintendon't
The spaceship landed, outside the HQ. Tatanga put the map Wart gave him down on the passenger seat.
"Well, not far to go now!" Tatanga said to himself, he left the spaceship and walked up to the foyer of the Nintendo premesis.
"Hi I'm here to Ki- I mean see Miyamoto-san!" said Tatanga
"[Translated henceforth] Oh! Have you got your works pass? Why are you dressed as an alien. I'm so sorry sir" said the Clerk on the desk.
"Damng it, I forgot, I'm a purple alien, I'm dealing with humans here, not silly little fungus people and bi pedal turtles." Tanaga huffed to himself outside.
Suddenley Tatanga here's voices and dives in a bush.
"...Yeah so anyway I spoke to this British Kid, he said he wants Super smash bros by the time he's 18.." said One nintendo worker.
"When is he 18?" said the other.
"2012, He's got no chance eh?"
The two staff walked towards the entrance, Tatanga followed behind plants and flower beds. Once inside one headed too the toilet. He headed for the urinal, Tatanga snook in behind him. Tatanga ran and jumped on the workers back, the worker span round screaming.
Tatanga shoved Bog Roll in the workers mouth to shut him up. Suddenley the worker fell lifeless on the floor.
Another worker popped his head in the door. "Oh Gunpei stop playing these silly Pranks! Let me guess is that Yataki in the suit?" he said.
"I'll get the others they've got to see this!" he said as he ran off laughing to get his friends.
Tatanga put on the workers suit and took his swipe card, the receptionist was watering plants so Tatanga slipped past.
Tatanga walked through the corridors,
"Wow look at all these rooms!" he said.
He walked past a Starfox Wii room, a boarded up Starfox 2 room and one old man was working on Super Mario 128. he continued on..
As he passed a phone, it began to ring.
"Hello?" Tatanga said, as he picked up the phone.
"Hello it's Wart"
"Wart where the hell are you?"
"I'm back at the M.S.R.M.V.A , Smithy has sent a helper to assist you he says."
"Brilliant, where should I meet him?"
"He's a few floors up, Bye for now"
Tatanga hung up the phone, and entered the lift.
"Yeah everybody laugh at me" said a Japanese worker in the elevator as it head up.
"Yeah, that's right, all laugh at me. I created the Virtual boy. Big hoo ha! It's been 10 years god dammit" he said to himself.
"Well, it WAS Pretty poo" said Tatanga quietley.
"Think your funny do we purple boy? Who are you, some little fad kid in an alien suit?"
"No, I'm an alien" he said smugly.
"Yeah and I'm Jesus" replied the worker.
"Yeah and the virtual boy was a commercial success" said Tatanga sarcastically.
The Japanese worker dropped his brief case and swung his fist at Tatanga, Tatanga ran between his legs and pushed him over, he jumped on his back. The worker picked up his brief case and swung it behind towards his back.
By now Tatanga had jumped out of the emergency hatch in the roof of the lift.
The doors opened, and dozens off typist in the offices watched the worker swing his brief case through the air and hit himself in the head.
"Yo! You OK?" Asked a Typist
"Gragh! There's a purple alien in here!" replied the worker.
The Typist walked towards the worker and looked into the Elevator.
"Yeah..Of cause there is..." said the Typist sarcastically.
"There was FAT BOY!" Said the worker in his rage.
"Woah, woah! I suppose i'd be that bitter If i made the Virtual Boy" said the Typist.
The worker stormed back towards the lift.
Meanwhile, Tatanga was still on the elevator, and the top of the shaft was approaching. He was going to be crushed.
Just as Tatanga began to crouch the Japanese worker pressed the lift back down. When it stopped at the floor, Tatanga dropped back through the hatch.
The Japanese worker dived for him, Tatanga dodged.
"You just made a mockery of me ALIEN!" he said as ran towards tatanga.
Tatanga side stepped, the Japanese worker, smashed out of the glass elevator, and fell 1000 stories into the Staff swimming Pool.
"Wow, Perhaps I should try at SEGA?" he said to himself.
The lift stopped at the typing office once again. Tatanga walked out of the elevator.
"Woah, here he is himself, the Virtual Boy master creator!" said the typist.
Tatanga continued walking through The office.
"Wow, You're taking this a bit far. Now your dressing up as this alien! Have you lost your mind?" said another Typist.
"Where is Shigeru's Office now?"
"What you gonna do? Reccomend the Virtual Boy II?" Screamed a Typist
"The virtual Boy gave you amnesia too?" shouted another.
AMongst all the laughing, Tatanga was a bit confused, but he knew they thought he was someone else, so simply headed on after a sensible worker gave him directions.
He entered a Long corridor. Pictures of Mario, Donkey Kong, Fox McCloud, Samus and Kirby littered this hall way.
Suddenley an announcement was broadcasted over the speaker system.
"Attention! A Naked staff member has been found mugged in the males toilets can all security perssonell please search the building"
Tatanga froze, his journey was over. He ran up the corridor, it was long and seemed to last forever, he looked out of the windows on his right as he ran and saw the city skyline.
Shigeru Miyamoto's door was right in front of him. He stared up at his name tag on the door and reached for the knob.
"STOP THERE!"
Tatanga spun round and saw three Beefy security Guards running towards him.
Tatanga fell into a ball and closed his eyes. Suddenley he head Windows smashing.
He peeped through one eye, and saw Arrows with eyes and minds of their own, flying round and killing the security staff. One of the arrows stopped in mid air, and looked at Tatanga. It flew towards him and swooped down, it stuck into the wall inches from his head.
Tatanga was shocked.
"What the hell?" said Tatanga out loud, as he saw the security gaurds lying in the hall way. The arrows simply got up and flew back out the window.
Tatanga finally looked at the arrow that missed his head. It had a note attached.
"Thank f*ck! Thought you weren't going to notice me" said the arrow as it fleew back out of the window.
The note Read:-
Dear Tatanga,
I'm in this with you my friend.
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Post by Petey P on Apr 18, 2008 8:41:07 GMT -5
4 Day Update! Music:- www.youtube.com/watch?v=01w1rLd27h4Army:- Astronomakill General:- Tatanga Captain:- Squirps Messenger:- Yaridovich Base:- Neon heights Coins:- 5200 Civillians:- [Don't Know now!] Troops:-450- Astrogoombas 450- Electrogoombas 400- Brown Giant Electrogoombas 400- Astrobandits 400- Cosmic Magikoopas 400- Saturn-Guys 400- Swiggler 300- Moonrunner Mousers 300- Cosmonauts 300- Woopa Koopa Troopas Total:- 4100 Machines:- None as of Yet. Research:-Build the Pagasu- 6 Days Build Neptune Fighter Factory- 20 Days Build Jupiter Fighter factory- 14 Days Recruit a Hero- 88 Day [Postponed-Questing] Build Install Gravity lockdown System- 30 Days Completed ProjectsLook into laser technology Squirps:- Squirps is looking after base until Tatanga is back.
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Post by Petey P on Apr 18, 2008 8:42:06 GMT -5
Quest Log 5:- Miyamoto's EndTanaga slipped the note in a puch in under his toungue, he twisted the knob of the door. It was crunch time. He entered Miyamotos room. " No! He's not going in Brawl!" Miyamoto screamed. "Hatashi stop, for the last time" " Oh it's much more than that." replied Tatanga. Miyamoto took a glance at the CCTV Screen and saw his colleague Hatashi in the canteen. "Well who the hell are you then?" asked Miyamoto "I am Tatanga" said the alien " Yeah, who Am I? Donkey Kong?" replied Miyamoto. " Erm, No you're Shigeru Miyamoto" said Tatanga " Bah, I know that! Who th- what is this?" Miyamoto shouted. " I am Tatanga. I am here on behalf of all the gaming Villains that you have ditched throughout the ages!" said Tatanga. " Ohhhhhh" Miyamoto began to grin. " You mean, like these?" Miyamoto slammed a button and a picture span round to reveal Vaati, Queen Aparoid and King Boo amongst many more hanging. " You bastard!" screamed Tatanga. He ran towards Miyamoto. Miyamoto swallowed a Mushroom and grew to huge sizes, he ran and jumped down a pipe, and just as the pipe began to witthdraw into the floor anothe rone of those live Arrows flew and pinned it open for a few seconds longer so Tatanga could dive in. www.youtube.com/watch?v=enat-SW_ArwSuddenley Tatanga looked around he saw a Giant Miyamoto run down crowded street. this underground parrallel world was strange. Tatanga went to chase him, Miyamoto ran and ripped a Koopa Troopa from a Kart and began to drive away. Tatanga ran and picked up a Motobike, and began chase. All of a sudden Doors swung open and Goombas and Koopa Troopas began firing Machine Guns, at Tatanga. He continued down, and across the street was a row of Chargin' Chucks and Pokeys. Tatanga slammed onto the brakes and the Chucks ran towards him, Tatanga started performing donuts which sent most of the chucks careering in the Pokeys. Chain Chomps sprung out at Tatanga only to be held back by their chains. He looked behind him. Two Hammer Bros in Jeeps, 3 Shy Guys on Crossers and a Magikoopa in a helicopter were on his tail. One of the Shy guys pulled along side him and began to try and pull his hands from the handle bars, Tatanga as he was fighting saw a Bullet Bill coming in his Mirror. He dived on the Shy Guys bike, as his old bike was blew to smithereens. The Shy Guy began punching Tatanga. Tatanga slumped over the backseat, suddenley he lifted up and got the Shy Guy in a headlock before throwing him from the Motobike, he collided mid air with a Bomb-Omb and blew another biker up. Tatanga continued on. Huge Metal gates began to close, the Jeep was gaining and the passenger Hammer Bro was rigging up a Banzai Bill. Tatanga tried to steer right, only to be greeted with a Biker shy guys fist sending him back central. The Hammer Bro smiled as he lit the fuse. Tatanga desperatley tried to steer right, the walls to his left stopped him from dodging left. Just as the fuse was about to hit the Banzai Bill and Arrow flew past and spat on it. Dousing It. The Banzai Bills grin dropped and turned into an upset sulk. " Damit!" screamed the Hammer Bro. Suddenley a second arrow flew past and took the bolt off the Canon and the Banzai Bill tipped nose first into the loading back of the jeep. Then a third arrow flew past with a match and re-lit the fuse. the Banzai Bill, and the Hammer Bros all screamed as the Bill blew up nose first in the jeep and blew it to pieces. " Who the Hell?" Tatanga thought. Suddenley the Motocross bike fle past him with a screaming Shy being attacked by the arrows. One pulled his mask off while the other filmed it. " We gonna Youtube this?" he heard as they flew past and crashed into the dirt. Tatanga smiled, but was reminded off the Chopper by it approaching him, propeller first. "Tatanga slid into 5th gear and revved to the max, but the Chopper was gaining. The Magikoopa Pilot shown and evil grin, as he appraoched. Tatanga crossed his arms over his chest and closed his eyes. A huge explosion was heard. Tatanga opened his eyes, and the Chopper had smashed into the metal Gates. He also looked and an arrow with eyes was steering his motobike for him, the arrow winked and then fixed his eyes back on the road. " So this is heaven?" said Tatanga. Tatanga stopped in a Janitors room now back on the top floor of the Nintendo HQ. "No this is quite the Nightmare!" said Miyamoto who was already stood in this room with a Katana. " Aw Shi-" said Tatanga
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Post by Petey P on Apr 21, 2008 13:11:56 GMT -5
8 Day Update! Music:- www.youtube.com/watch?v=01w1rLd27h4Army:- Astronomakill General:- Tatanga (In Pegasu) Captain:- Squirps Messenger:- Yaridovich Base:- Neon heights Coins:- 5200 Civillians:- [Don't Know now!] Troops:-550- Astrogoombas 550- Electrogoombas 500- Brown Giant Electrogoombas 500- Astrobandits 500- Cosmic Magikoopas 500- Saturn-Guys 500- Swiggler 400- Moonrunner Mousers 400- Cosmonauts 400- Woopa Koopa Troopas Total:- 5100 Machines:- None as of Yet. Research:-Build Neptune Fighter Factory- 12 Days Build Jupiter Fighter factory- 6 Days Recruit a Hero- 88 Day [Postponed-Questing] Build Install Gravity lockdown System- 22 Days Completed ProjectsBuild the Pagasu Log:- Woot one sqday and Tatanga is sqback, it's been one long sqweek
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Post by Petey P on Apr 21, 2008 13:55:56 GMT -5
Quest log 6:- Mr.Grinthengo! Nintendo!
"I never gave you the power to control thos strange arrows!" said Miaymoto has slid his finger down the blunt edge of the Katana.
"I know you never" he replied. Tatanga ran for the exit, but a ninja star slammed into the hinges, the door couldn't be open much more than an inch. Tatanga looked outside, a strange creature looked at him through the gap, and startled Tatanga. Who was this?
He didn't have time find out, Miyamoto span him round.
"Bowser was always better than you! Yes, he tells me, how you all congregate in your little CLUB!" Said Miyamoto.
"Yeah, And I'm here to change that, your series's are getting OLD!" Shouted Tatanga.
Miyamoto screame din rage and swung his Katana, which blade took the head of a Iwata Statue.
"Temper, temper!" said Tatanga. He noticed, a locked safe behind him labelled 'Mario New Game'.
Tatanga ran towards it, Miyamoto ran and fly kicked Tatanga, Tatanga flew over the desk and smashed through the Window.
But not without grabbing, the safe. Tatanga began to plummet, he looked up and then down, the drop from the top story of the Nintendo office seem to last forever, he looked down and saw a young apprentice on a cigarette break.
"Woah, awesome special effects!" he screamed.
Suddenley an arrow flew from no where and stuck into the wall, in between Tatanga legs, he continued down before landing, crotch first on the arrow.
"Oooooooh, that's gotta hurt!" screamed the Young Nintendo apprentice, watching from the ground.
"No Kid!" replied Tatanga. "If' there's one thing you learn here, don't give your villains bollo.cks!"
Suddenley arrows began flying into the wall and equal intervals. All the way back, up. They were acting like ladders. All the arrows that had done their job, pulled themselves out from the wall, and flew furthe rup to act as a step again.
Tatanga eventually got back up to the office. He looked behind him, who could he thank?
He did however look left, a large seagull stared at him, with a mouthful of Ice Cream.
"You feathered Hooligan! Bring that back!" screamed an Old Woman, below with a crying grandchild at her side.
"Yeah, erm, anyway" Tatanga said before climbing back into Miyamoto office through the smashed Window.
Tatanga looked up, and Miyamoto had his back to the window, he was on the phone.
"Yes, I lost all the files. He took them all." said Miyamoto on the phone.
Tatanga picked himself up and kicked Miyamotos chair. The chair rolled, through the office the walk-in wardrobe.
Tatanga saw Miyamoto reaching for this Katana, so he picke dup the Iwata statues head and threw it at Miyamoto.
"Oooowwwwwwwwww!" he screamed.
"Not the first time Iwata's gave you head eh?" Tatanga said jokingly.
Miyamoto screamed, and picked himself up. Tatanga jumped and grabbed a coat hanger, he slid along the rail on the hanger and kicked Miyamoto in the jaw.
Miyamoto stumbled back, he sat down on the edge of the laundry chute.
"This is 100 floors down, You know that?" said Tatanga as walked closer to Miyamoto.
"I work here you idiot", as he hung over the entrance to the chute.
"So, why did you run away from a little alien?" asked Tatanga
"I'd rather run the Great Wall Of China, than have you, or Wart, or Foreman spike, or Cackletta in any game again!" screamed Miyamoto.
"Well, get running then!" said Tatanga
"Bowser for me anyday!" shouted Miyamoto as he looked down the chute and then back at Tatanga.
Tatanga let go of Miyamoto, but grabbed his collar again, just before he fell down the chute.
"So am I in the next game or not?" asked Tatanga.
Miyamoto's face became red. "NO NEVER! NOT YOU, NOT ANY SILLY VILLAINS LIKE YOU OR THOSE LOOSERS FROM MARIO:RPG!!!" Miyamoto screamed at the top of his voice, his voice echoed round the city outside for miles.
Meanwhile, a lone character stood on top of tower block opposite the Nintendo HQ.
"Loosers from Mario:RPG?!?" he mumbled, as he stood up.
"Oh, Mr.Nintendo, you will regret that!"
Back in the office Miyamoto shown no signs of calming down, and Tatanga continued dropping him closer and closer to the edge.
"Your such a poor Villain, you don't know how to kill!" screamed Miyamoto, who dangled over the open chute.
"Fine, OK. Proof" Tatanga said, as he let go of Miyamoto's collar.
Miyamoto fell, but grabbed two hands on too the rim of the chute, and pulled himself back up.
As his head came swinging up towards Tatanga, suddenley an Large Golden arrow with eyes flew and stuck Into Miyamotos forhead.
Miyamoto, just froze before falling down into the darkness of the Laundry Chute.
Tatanga looked round, who the hell was firing these arrows? he thought.
He looked round, but could not see. He looked down the laundry chute, but had to move his head quickly as the Golden arrow flew back up the laundry chute, out the window and across the city.
Tatanga ran to Miyamoto's desk and took out his Binoculars. he looked across to the location the Golden arrow returned to.
Nothing. He saw the back of a shoe dissapear round a corner.
"Who the hell?" Tatanga asked himself.
Suddenley the phone rang.
"Miyamoto is confirmed dead, by our informat in the laundry room. We will pick you up now, good work." said Wart on the other end of the phone.
Tatanga sat on Miyamoto chair, suddenley Wart appeared outside in a Chopper, Tatanga dived and grabbed the landing bars and hoiste dhimself inside. they headed back to the Mushroom Kingdom.
Meanwhile, In the Laundry Room.
==CONTINUE?== YES .......... .....NO
"Wow, good job, I had this 1up in my pocket! Mwuaahahaahahaha!" Miyamoto screamed as he brought himself back up the his feet.
He looked, in the mirror at himself, doing his best evil laugh only to realise he had male underpants on his head.
He pulled them off quickly and continued his evil laugh.
[Final Log tomorrow]
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Post by Petey P on Apr 23, 2008 8:20:45 GMT -5
8 Day Update! Music:- www.youtube.com/watch?v=01w1rLd27h4Army:- Astronomakill General:- Tatanga (In Pegasu) Captain:- Squirps Messenger:- Yaridovich Base:- Neon heights Coins:- 5200 Civillians:- [Don't Know now!] Troops:-650- Astrogoombas 650- Electrogoombas 600- Brown Giant Electrogoombas 600- Astrobandits 600- Cosmic Magikoopas 600- Saturn-Guys 600- Swiggler 500- Moonrunner Mousers 500- Cosmonauts 500- Woopa Koopa Troopas Total:- 6100 Factories:-Jupiter Fighter Factory- One assembley Line- 15/15 Machines:- None as of Yet. Research:-Build Neptune Fighter Factory- 4 Days Recruit a Hero- 88 Day [Postponed-Questing] Build Install Gravity lockdown System- 16 Days Completed ProjectsBuild the Pagasu Build Jupiter Fighter factory Log:- Squirps:- By the time Tatanga comes back sqhe will be very sqpleased with squirps' progress, the Jupiter Fighter factory has been made, with our first rolling of the sqassembley line 15 sqdays!
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Post by Petey P on Apr 23, 2008 8:22:22 GMT -5
Final Quest log:- Humble Beginings
A Chopper lands on the outskirst of Town.
"Gee, Tahnks Wart, look like no more Bowser huh?" said Tatanga
"Yeah, Miyamoto is dead, we switched the paperwork so me, you and the others were in the ideas list for the next game, so with a bitta luck!" replied Wart.
"Oh, Wart , cough up who was the assistant helping me?" asked Tatanga
Wart looked at Tatanga and smiled.
"Oh by the way, why are you still in that PVC suit from before?" asked Tatanga, slightly uncomfortably.
"Oh er, yeah, I must of forgot, silly me!" said Wart as he bgean to blush.
Wart picked up his walkie-talkie. "Smithy send him in!"
Suddenley, a door opened of a near by building, an alien creature walked out, it was green and yellow striped, with a red mowhawk. It looked, like a Bow on legs.
"Ah, he was the mystery Archer?" said Tatanga
"Bowyer Am I, Archer Am I not!" replied Bowyer.
"Joining your party Am I!" said Bowyer.
"Yes, Bowyer said he'd prefer to see a bit more action and be re-united with Yaridovich who is already in your army i understand" said Wart
Tatanga nodded and Bowyer walked next to Tatanga.
"Oh, to make Bowyer a true assest here is something to make him, just a little bitter stronger." said Wart.
Suddenley a large machine appeared.
"That fruit machine! I use dthat to kill you when I played your game" said Tatanga jokingly.
The machine began spewing out Vegetables and fruit, suddenley a Gold Shiny fruit flew out. Wart ran over, and bent over to pick it up.
Tatanga, Bowyer looked away as the stitches down the buttock began ripping in the PVC suit. The chopper pilot, fainted against the joy stick in sheer horror of the sight.
Unphased, Wart picked up the vegetable and threw it Bowyer. Bowyer eat it.
"Ah, the that will give your new troop amazing powers on the Battlefield Tatanga" Wart said
"Well, where do you guys go from here?" asked Tatanga.
"We stay here, most of Smithys minions have left his side and moved on. Cackletta now has connectiosn with a mercernary, Foreman spike should be popping his clogs soon, and as for me?" Wart said.
"I quite like it, over AT the M.S.R.M.V.A. I get more attention than I've had since 1988. Negative attention I know." said Wart.
"Well, it was nice, all us rejects of gaming, joining together. Sharing one common goal, come on Bowyer let's head back"
Tatanga and Bowyer wave, as Wart looks up and waves back.
"To Neon Heights please!" Tatanga shouted to the pilot who had only just regained consciousness.
The Chopper flew off into the skyline. Unbeknownst a sinister pair of eyes was watching too.
HERO OBTAINED!
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