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Post by yoshisoul on Apr 11, 2008 14:54:18 GMT -5
Army Name: The Yamakazi Clan (Yoshi-Kamakazi) General: Yomm Zardd Captain: Yenti Ddar Messenger: Yusum Mres
Base - Dry Dry Outpost Cash - 1,000 Civs - 1,000 Allies - None Enemies - None Wars - None
Base Defenses:- High Walls - The Plaster/Stone walls don't provide much, but they're there.
Troops:- 500 Kamikoshis (Light Kamakazi Unit) 500 Yuroks (Charging Steed Unit) 250 Yooboons (Sharpshooter Unit)
Research:- WMD Factory Deluxe - 0/100 Days Hand Grenades - 0/20 Days DD Desert Stormer Tanks Factory - 0/50 Days DD Desert Stormer Walkers Factory - 0/40 Days DD Desert Stormer Flyers Factory - 0/40 Days
Log:-
Yomm - The worlds economy will be put to shame after our plans are set in motion.
Yenti - I've joined this clan to fulfill my destiny, and become part of the new city of leading economy, the Dry Dry Outpost.
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Post by kaka on Apr 11, 2008 21:26:21 GMT -5
Instead of citizens, you should call them hostages or something.
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Post by yoshisoul on Apr 12, 2008 10:42:17 GMT -5
Army Name: The Yamakazi Clan (Yoshi-Kamakazi) General: Yomm Zardd Captain: Yenti Darr Messenger: Yusum Mres
Base - Dry Dry Outpost Cash - 1,400 Civs - 1,100 Allies - None Enemies - None Wars - None
Base Defenses:- High Walls - The Plaster/Stone walls don't provide much, but they're there.
Troops:- 700 Kamikoshis (Light Kamakazi Unit) 600 Yuroks (Charging Steed Unit) 450 Yooboons (Sharpshooter Unit) Total - 1750
Research:- WMD Factory Deluxe - 4/100 Days Hand Grenades - 4/20 Days DD Desert Stormer Tanks Factory - 4/50 Days DD Desert Stormer Walkers Factory - 4/40 Days DD Desert Stormer Flyers Factory - 4/40 Days
Log:-
Zardd - Our plans are developing smoothly. Factories are being built, and weapons are being made. In addition, we are in the planning stages for our WMD Factory Deluxe. This factory will not be like it's original plans, which we stole from some Chomp-themed army. Instead, it will feature Seminukes, a weaker than normal nuke because nukes are godmodding. No other types of bombs. This will be mainly used for attacking those who resist us. Of course, when our plans for terrorism go into motion, these will make excellent motives.
Darr - We've got some civs applying for citizenship, so that's a good thing. We'll need workers for our sweatshops... I... mean... factories. Also, I've sent Mres to post this message on the message boards. Just 'cause we live in the desert doesn't mean we don't have internet! ------------------------------ To anyone interested... - Would you like a partnership with us in turning the world into an economic paradise... ruled by us? Well, if you are looking for an ally, look no further. All those interested, or curious, please visit this address: 3101 Shyner's Road, Kerggamnta, Dry Dry Desert, 92618. Actually, this "shack" that we are leading you to lies outside of the outpost. Once you cross Mt. Rugged, and enter the desert, head south and you will see a path that goes straight, and another that goes south. Go south for about a mile and you'll see a small, abandoned village with run-down houses. The street signs are still there, though, so follow them until you get to the aformentioned address. You should see a small shack at that location. I will be waiting for anyone who decides to meet me. - Anonymous... ----------------------------
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Post by tinfoilman on Apr 12, 2008 10:56:21 GMT -5
Fuzzipede goes. Fuzzipede doesn't follow instructions and ends up wandering around town for a while. Fuzzipede finally walks in and asks for an ally. Accept?
-> y/ n
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Post by yoshisoul on Apr 12, 2008 11:25:08 GMT -5
y
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Post by tinfoilman on Apr 12, 2008 13:50:51 GMT -5
Thou hath chooseth "y". +1 Courage
Thou be allied with thy evilest do-badders ever, the FuzzTroopers. -1 Angel
Thou celebrate! +1 Hangover
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Post by yoshisoul on Apr 13, 2008 13:59:33 GMT -5
Army Name: The Yamakazi Clan (Yoshi-Kamakazi) General: Yomm Zardd Captain: Yenti Darr Messenger: Yusum Mres
Base - Dry Dry Outpost Cash - 1,800 Civs - 1,200 Allies - None Enemies - None Wars - None
Base Defenses:- High Walls - The Plaster/Stone walls don't provide much, but they're there.
Troops:- 1,000 Kamikoshis (Light Kamakazi Unit) 800 Yuroks (Charging Calvary Unit) 450 Yooboons (Sharpshooter Unit) Total - 2250
Research:- WMD Factory Deluxe - 8/100 Days Hand Grenades - 8/20 Days DD Desert Stormer Tanks Factory - 8/50 Days DD Desert Stormer Walkers Factory - 8/40 Days DD Desert Stormer Flyers Factory - 8/40 Days
Log:-
Zardd - We've got a new ally, says he gots somethin' to do with fuzz. We couldn't resist. I mean, who doesn't like fuzz? Darr - Nothin' much.
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Post by yoshisoul on Apr 13, 2008 16:07:49 GMT -5
Codename: OPERATION SHIPWRECK Mission Objective: Kidnap Princess Daisy, find out where her cruiser is, steal the cruiser, and turn it into an uberpowerful airship. Day count: Day 1
*Static is heard over a walkie-talkie*
Zard: Shhhpshhhshhh... Alright, we're tuned in. What's your status? Over. Darr: I'm fine, now where's that other agent you promised me? Over. Zard: Don't worry, he's on his way. You understand your objective? Over. Darr: Yeah, yeah, I know what I'm doing. Over. Zard: Allright, I'm just making sure you... wait, I see him. He's crossing the intersection of Dry Street #35 and Dry Street #87. Over. Darr: Why did we name all of our streets the same name with a different number? Over. Zard: Because we can. Over. Darr: I don't th-... wait I see him. He's the one with the wings ad the kickass sword, amirite? Over. Zard: Urrite, soldier. His name's Yangel Jans. Over. Darr: Okay, I'll go over and... woah, nice backflip... no wait... NO STOP!
*End Transmission*
Darr: Aww, my walkie... What the hell'd you do that for, Jens? Jens: Meh, thought it was a thing called a teddy bear. I read some story about one being jacked with a bomb, so I'm on the lookout. Darr: That doesn't mean EVERY teddy bear is... wait, this isn't even a teddy bear. Jens: No it is not. Darr: Then why'd you decimate it? Jens: Because a kickass sword deserves to do kickass things, including breaking things. Darr: Whatever. Come on, we've got to go to Poshly Heights. Jens: Daisy doesn't live there. Darr: I think she's visiting relatives or something. Jens: Dude, we'd never be allowed in. We came from Dry Dry Outpost, land of the terrorists, hot spices, and occasional clogged toilets. Darr: That's why we hired Mario that one time. Jens: Yeah, THAT went over real well. Sneaking around town, discovering ruins, and then destroying said ruins weren't exactly in his job description, eh? Darr: Well... I mean... nevermind. Zard said that he had a chopper waiting for us out here. Jens: That one over there? Yeah, I see it. Darr: Good, so we'll just fly to Rogueport, hop aboard the express, and we'll be there in no time. Jens: Why not just fly to Poshly Heights? Darr: They got some new anti-air guns after dealing with multiple robberies. Jens: Was that mario-related? Darr: Duh.
*They both hop aboard the smll chopper, and set course for Rogueport.*
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Post by yoshisoul on Apr 14, 2008 18:46:44 GMT -5
Army Name: The Yamakazi Clan (Yoshi-Kamakazi) General: Yomm Zardd Captain: Yenti Darr Messenger: Yusum Mres
Base - Dry Dry Outpost Cash - 2,200 Civs - 1,300 Allies - Fuzzipede and friends Enemies - None Wars - None
Base Defenses:- High Walls - The Plaster/Stone walls don't provide much, but they're there.
Troops:- 1,000 Kamikoshis (Light Kamakazi Unit) 1,000 Yuroks (Charging Calvary Unit) 750 Yooboons (Sharpshooter Unit) Total - 2750
Research:- WMD Factory Deluxe - 12/100 Days Hand Grenades - 12/20 Days DD Desert Stormer Tanks Factory - 12/50 Days DD Desert Stormer Walkers Factory - 12/40 Days DD Desert Stormer Flyers Factory - 12/40 Days
Log:-
Zardd - Darr is searching for Daisy right now, he won't be back for a while. Darr - *Questing*
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Post by yoshisoul on Apr 14, 2008 19:23:50 GMT -5
THE SEARCH FOR DAISY - DAY 2 11:46 PM *The chopper lands in Rogueport harbor with the help of it's water-based alt. landing gear.* Darr: Looks like we're 'ere. Jens: Good. Hey, can we catch some z's? It's already late, ya know. Darr: We'll sleep once we get to the train. Now come on. Jens: Where is the train anyway? Darr: Beats me, I've never been here before. Jens: Well, let' start by looking in that sewer over there. Darr: Don't be rediculous. Let's start with that dark alley over there! Jens: Yeah! *Both are beat up and mugged* Darr: **** Jens: Lol. Darr: This is no time for laughing, son! Jens: I'm not your son. Darr: It's a figure of speech, dumbass. Jens: I'm a figure of speech! Darr: Woot. Anyway, now we gots no money. How are we gonna get a ticket for the train without money? Jens: Why the hell'd you even ask that? Darr: Good point. We'll steal it then. Now where'd I put that shotgun? Jens: We got mugged, dude. Darr: Damn! And I was on fire with ideas! Jens: FIIIIIIRE!!! *After yelling this, the fire dept. came from nowhere, with hoses in hand* Fireman: Okay, we got here as fast as we could. Where's the fire? Darr: Whoa, what? No, this yoshi over here was being a jackass again. Fireman: A false alarm? That'll run you 500 coins. Darr & Jens: -_-* *Several hours later, they were locked up in Rogueport Prison* Darr: You know, if you hadn't opened your mouth, we wouldn't have gotten stuck in this dump! Jens: Well you're the one who got us mugged. We could've EASILY paid that fine! Darr: Alright, it's both our faults. Still, we need to get outta here, now. Since when does Rogueport have a prison, anyway? Jens: How would I- Copper: LISTEN UP! FOLLOW ME! TO THE TRIAL! Darr: Now we need a trial? *TO THE TRIAL!* Jury: ........ and after reviewing the circumstances. we find the defendents, Darr and Jens, guilty as charged! Darr: Well no sh!t. Judge: I order both of these villians to death, so that their crimes may never be repeated! Jens: WHAT?! YOU CAN'T GIVE US THE DEATH PENALTY! objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=2522801 Judge: stfu Darr: That's what she said. The Crowd: OOOOOHHHH!!! *TO THE HANGING... PLACE* Executer: Any last words, fools? Jens: Just one... FLASHFORCE! *Suddenly, the executer and everyone watching froze in place.* Darr: Uhh... Jens: Kickass blades also have kickass powers. Darr: They let you keep your blade? Jens: Yeah, since it wasn't a gun. Darr: I see. How long will this people be frozen here, anyway? Jens: About a minute. Darr: Quick, let's make a beeline for the train. *They go to the train* Darr: Okay, 10 seconds left. Let's get on before time unfreezes. Jens: I thoughtwe didn't know where the tra--- Darr: GO! *They both get on the train, time unfreezes, and their off before anyone could realize where they went*
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Post by yoshisoul on Apr 15, 2008 18:35:32 GMT -5
Army Name: The Yamakazi Clan (Yoshi-Kamakazi) General: Yomm Zardd Captain: Yenti Darr Messenger: Yusum Mres
Base - Dry Dry Outpost Cash - 2,600 Civs - 1,400 Allies - Fuzzipede and friends Enemies - None Wars - None
Base Defenses:- High Walls - The Plaster/Stone walls don't provide much, but they're there.
Troops:- 1,100 Kamikoshis (Light Kamakazi Unit) 1,100 Yuroks (Charging Calvary Unit) 1,050 Yooboons (Sharpshooter Unit) Total - 3250
Research:- WMD Factory Deluxe - 16/100 Days Hand Grenades - 16/20 Days DD Desert Stormer Tanks Factory - 16/50 Days DD Desert Stormer Walkers Factory - 16/40 Days DD Desert Stormer Flyers Factory - 16/40 Days
Log:-
Zardd - Nothing much. Darr - *Questing*
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Post by yoshisoul on May 22, 2008 15:33:32 GMT -5
Sorry I've been gone for so long. But with school almost over, I've decided that its safe for me to play without my grades dropping. Plus, we're talking about WWI in school, and I guess it sorta got me back into this.
Now... for that 148 day update. ;D
Army Name: The Yamakazi Clan (Yoshi-Kamakazi) General: Yomm Zardd Captains: Yenti Darr, Yun Kirr, Yahsho Tehg, Big T., Yanll Howvitz, Jenov Flahn, Yoson Mydnigs, Murro Schnezk Messenger: Yusum Mres
Base - Dry Dry Outpost Cash - 17,200 Civs - 5,100 Allies - Fuzzipede and friends Enemies - None Wars - None
Base Defenses:- (Reinforced) High Walls - The Plaster/Stone have been backed by a metalic structure that is much harder to blast through.
Troops:- 6,000 Kamikoshis (Light Kamakazi Unit)(Has Eggnades) 4,000 Yuroks (Charging Calvary Unit) 4,050 Yooboons (Sharpshooter Unit) 4,700 Mowshis (Artillery Unit)(Has Eggnades) 3,000 Aynions (Aerial Unit)
Total - 21,750 troops
WMD Factory Deluxe:- Nanonuke Production - 42/60 Cluster Bomb Production - 34/50 MicroOxyMissle Production - 22/40
WMDS In Service:- Nanonukes - 1 Cluster Bombs - 2 MicroOxyMissles - 3
Factories:- DD Desert Stormer Tanks Factory - 24/30 DD Desert Stormer Walkers Factory - 12/20 DD Desert Stormer Flyers Factory - 16/25
Machines:- DD Desert Stormer Tanks - 4 DD Desert Stormer Walkers - 8 DD Desert Stormer Flyers - 6
Research:- WMD Silos - 52/60 Days Weaponry Upgrade - 42/60 Days Armour and Defense Upgrade - 60/70 Days CC Series Machines - 60/130 Days Instarcher Turrets - 28/30 Days
Completed Stuff:- WMD Factory Deluxe Hand Grenades (Standard Weapons) DD Desert Stormer Tanks Factory DD Desert Stormer Walkers Factory DD Desert Stormer Flyers Factory Reinforced Walls (Stronger walls) EggUp System (Can make more powerful, egg based versions of weapons)
Log:-
Zardd - Many factories are up and running. We've gotten several machines and WMDs, so we're turning our attention to YYZ Industries. Life has also been going better for the troops, as well as the civilians.
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Post by yoshisoul on May 23, 2008 17:28:52 GMT -5
Army Name: The Yamakazi Clan (Yoshi-Kamakazi) General: Yomm Zardd Captains: Yenti Darr, Yun Kirr, Yahsho Tehg, Big T., Yanll Howvitz, Jenov Flahn, Yoson Mydnigs, Murro Schnezk Messenger: Yusum Mres
Base - Dry Dry Outpost Cash - 18,100 Civs - 5,200 Allies - Fuzzipede and friends Enemies - None Wars - None
Base Defenses:- (Reinforced) High Walls - The Plaster/Stone have been backed by a metalic structure that is much harder to blast through. Instarcher Turrets - Turrets that line the walls that fire arrows at enemies. They each fire at about 1 every 2-3 seconds.
Troops:- 6,000 Kamikoshis (Light Kamakazi Unit)(Has Eggnades) 4,000 Yuroks (Charging Calvary Unit) 4,050 Yooboons (Sharpshooter Unit) 4,700 Mowshis (Artillery Unit)(Has Eggnades) 3,500 Aynions (Aerial Unit) Total - 22,250 troops
WMD Factory Deluxe: (2,000 civs) Nanonuke Production - 46/60 Cluster Bomb Production - 38/50 MicroOxyMissle Production - 26/40
WMDS In Service:- Nanonukes - 1 Cluster Bombs - 2 MicroOxyMissles - 3
DD Series Factory: (2,000 civs) - DD Desert Stormer Tanks Factory - 28/30 - DD Desert Stormer Walkers Factory - 16/20 - DD Desert Stormer Flyers Factory - 20/25
Machines:- DD Desert Stormer Tanks - 4 DD Desert Stormer Walkers - 8 DD Desert Stormer Flyers - 6
Research:- WMD Silos - 56/60 Days Weaponry Upgrade - 46/60 Days Armour and Defense Upgrade - 64/70 Days CC Series Machines Factory - 64/130 Days Obtain Yozhsis (Uber unit) - 2/30 Days
Completed Stuff:- WMD Factory Deluxe Hand Grenades (Standard Weapons) DD Desert Stormer Tanks Factory DD Desert Stormer Walkers Factory DD Desert Stormer Flyers Factory Reinforced Walls (Stronger walls) EggUp System (Can make more powerful, egg based versions of weapons) Instarcher Turrets (Base Defense)
Log:-
Zardd - Instarchers turrents finished, working on obtaining some more powerful units. No recent progress with our factories.
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Post by yoshisoul on Jun 29, 2008 22:38:57 GMT -5
Hey hey. I'm back for one last time. Figured I'd go out with a bang, as my army is now set for total world domination. So, when this is good and through, I'm done. This game was fun, but everything loses it's lust over time. So, enjoy my presence while ya' can! And, uh, tinfoilman, lemme know if you want in on my scheme. If not, well, consider yourself a future target. ;D
37... times 4... um, 148 day update. (God I love these)
Army Name: The Yamakazi Clan (Yoshi-Kamakazi) General: Yomm Zardd Captains: Yenti Darr, Yun Kirr, Yahsho Tehg, Big T., Yanll Howvitz, Jenov Flahn, Yoson Mydnigs, Murro Schnezk Messenger: Yusum Mres
Base - Dry Dry Outpost Cash - 32,900 Civs - 4,900 Allies - Fuzzipede and friends Enemies - None Wars - NOW!
Base Defenses:- (SUPER) High Walls - The Plaster/Stone have been backed by a metalic structure that is much harder to blast through. And now, introducing a full restructuring that makes blasting through nearly impossible. (SUPER) Instarcher Turrets - Turrets that line the walls that fire arrows at enemies. The arrows are piercing. They each fire at about 1 every 1-2 seconds.
Troops:- 14,000 Kamikoshis (Light Kamakazi Unit)(Has Eggnades) 5,000 Yuroks (Charging Calvary Unit) 5,550 Yooboons (Sharpshooter Unit) 5,000 Ninjoshis (Ninja Unit, has Kaisers and Slitros) 6,700 Mowshis (Artillery Unit)(Has Eggnades and RPEEGs) 6,500 Aynions (Aerial Unit) 2,000 Yozhis (Uber Unit) Total - 40,750 troops
WMD Factory Deluxe: (2,000 civs) Nanonuke Production - 28/60 Cluster Bomb Production - 30/50 MicroOxyMissle Production - 35/40
WMDS In Service:- (Contained in Indestructable Silos) Nanonukes - 3 Cluster Bombs - 5 MicroOxyMissles - 7
DD Series Factory: (2,000 civs) - DD Desert Stormer Tanks Factory - 16/30 - DD Desert Stormer Walkers Factory - 12/20 - DD Desert Stormer Flyers Factory - 14/25
Machines:- DD Desert Stormer Tanks - 9 DD Desert Stormer Walkers - 15 DD Desert Stormer Flyers - 12
Weapons: (See YYZ Insdustries Weapons Section)
Research:- Construct the CORE CRUSHER (148/150 Days)
Completed Stuff:- WMD Factory Deluxe Hand Grenades (Standard Weapons) DD Desert Stormer Tanks Factory DD Desert Stormer Walkers Factory DD Desert Stormer Flyers Factory Reinforced Walls (Stronger walls) EggUp System (Can make more powerful, egg based versions of weapons) Instarcher Turrets (Base Defense) WMD Silos Obtain Yozhis SUPERwall and SUPERturret programs
Log:-
Zardd - Troops are prepared. We've even converted 4,000 unemployed civilians to our ranks. We're tired of the whole economic takeover thing. We're prepared to close down all markets. We will resort to military persuasion and takeover. Blood shall be shed, my friends, on enemy land. Since last update, projects were canceled to make way for a new machine that is nearing completion. The CORE CRUSHER. This giant 4-Legged WM drills into the ground and kills troops by causing large spikes of earth to rise up from underneath them. Now's the time for conquering. If we fail, we at least tried. Now, onto battle!
(We can declare war for no real reason, correct? We ARE terrorists, after all.)
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Post by yoshisoul on Jul 1, 2008 10:33:22 GMT -5
Army Name: The Yamakazi Clan (Yoshi-Kamakazi) General: Yomm Zardd Captains: Yenti Darr, Yun Kirr, Yahsho Tehg, Big T., Yanll Howvitz, Jenov Flahn, Yoson Mydnigs, Murro Schnezk, Bunch of other guys that don't matter, etc. Messenger: Yusum Mres
Base - Dry Dry Outpost Cash - 33,800 Civs -5,100 Allies - Fuzzipede and friends Enemies - None Wars - NOW!
Base Defenses:- (SUPER) High Walls - The Plaster/Stone have been backed by a metalic structure that is much harder to blast through. And now, introducing a full restructuring that makes blasting through nearly impossible. (SUPER) Instarcher Turrets - Turrets that line the walls that fire arrows at enemies. The arrows are piercing. They each fire at about 1 every 1-2 seconds.
Troops:- 15,000 Kamikoshis (Light Kamakazi Unit)(Has Eggnades) 5,000 Yuroks (Charging Calvary Unit) 5,550 Yooboons (Sharpshooter Unit) 5,000 Ninjoshis (Ninja Unit, has Kaisers and Slitros) 6,700 Mowshis (Artillery Unit)(Has Eggnades and RPEEGs) 6,500 Aynions (Aerial Unit) 2,000 Yozhis (Uber Unit) Total - 41,750 troops
WMD Factory Deluxe: (2,000 civs) Nanonuke Production - 36/60 Cluster Bomb Production - 38/50 MicroOxyMissle Production - 3/40
WMDS In Service:- (Contained in Indestructable Silos) Nanonukes - 3 Cluster Bombs - 5 MicroOxyMissles - 8
DD Series Factory: (2,000 civs) - DD Desert Stormer Tanks Factory - 24/30 - DD Desert Stormer Walkers Factory - 0/20 - DD Desert Stormer Flyers Factory - 22/25
Machines:- DD Desert Stormer Tanks - 9 DD Desert Stormer Walkers - 16 DD Desert Stormer Flyers - 12 CORE CRUSHER (150 Day UWM) - 1
Weapons: (See YYZ Insdustries Weapons Section)
Research:- Warp Module (Lets us teleport with a few days march to previously unreachable locations, like those in space) - 6/24 days
Completed Stuff:- WMD Factory Deluxe Hand Grenades (Standard Weapons) DD Desert Stormer Tanks Factory DD Desert Stormer Walkers Factory DD Desert Stormer Flyers Factory Reinforced Walls (Stronger walls) EggUp System (Can make more powerful, egg based versions of weapons) Instarcher Turrets (Base Defense) WMD Silos Obtain Yozhis SUPERwall and SUPERturret programs Construct the CORE CRUSHER
Log:-
Zardd - CORE CRUSHER complete. Still preparing for war.
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