Post by vidguysteve on Aug 27, 2008 17:04:00 GMT -5
"WHAT?!"A loud voice boomed from the bowels of a dark, unwelcoming realm. Every now and then, pale white letters would fade in and out against the black sky. This was oblivion- the destination for all deleted and forgotten topics, as well as one particular Administrator...
Following his (initial) death, Vidguysteve wasted no time in constructing a new tower. Here in the throne room, Vidguysteve roared at a cowering Clog from behind his oversized desk.
The Clog made several nervous uninteligible clicking and growling noises.
"They... did... rrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAGH![/b]
"THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! UN-AC-CEPTABLE!"
As the Administrator shouted into the sky, the sound waves began to tear into the fabric of time and space itself.
Cut to a blank dimension of pure nothingness. Nothing but pure white as far as the eye can see. Other than three figures sluggishly marching, feet dragging on the ground. But they're not really interesting, right?
"…What if we said we’re really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really REALLY sorry?" The shortest of the three inquired to a round object he carried in his arms.
"NO," the object growled through gritted teeth, quickly losing patience. “IT DOESN’T MAKE ME FEEL ANY BETTER.”
“Well, we really ARE sorry…” a second one, a female replied.
“Mm. After all, how were we supposed to know you were still in control of it? That big spooky speech it gave made it quite convincing…” the third and tallest one added.
“IT’S. CALLED. ACTING. HOW you three were able to defeat the Shadow King and send us all here with just ONE Supernova attack is completely beyond me!”
“Look, Shadow King Grodus, we’re-“
“Sir Crump, I swear to the Stars… Unless the next words out of your mouth are the words to a spell that will open a gateway out of this godforsaken place, I will personally see to it that after I’m done with you, you’ll WISH you were still trapped here!”
“…Sorry…”
“THAT! IS! IT!”
The deposed Shadow King’s head leapt out of a startled Crump’s arms and began hopping furiously after the frightened X-Naut, as he began to use remnants of his power to call down blasts of Shadow Lightning.
Count Xader and Lady Kayke hurriedly chased after their two commanding officers.
”For some reason, Grodus seems to be much more irritable lately…”
Count Xader just gave her a blank stare and sighed, face-palming as he continued tailing behind his leader and nemesis.
After a few moments, the uncoordinated Sir Crump tripped, landing face-first on the ground, King Dedede-style. Grodus’ head leapt on top of Crump and began savagely attacking the helpless buffoon… well, as much as a head CAN savagely attack someone… which is surprisingly pretty damn savage.
Half-way through the mauling, a large tear in reality opened up, revealing an image of the Mushroom Kingdom.
”That’s…” Grodus drifted off, wide-eyed.
”…the Mushroom Kingdom…” Crump, Xader, and Kayke finished (aside from Crump, who made a disturbing gurgling noise due to internal bleeding and a concussion), equally shocked.
“Conquest!” Grodus’ eyes lit up with sinister delight.
“A hot bath!” Kayke swooned, hands clapped together with excitement.
"Weapons!” Xader snickered, forming the finger-pyramid-of-evil-contemplation.
“Petting Zoos…” Crump gurgled, slowly crawling towards the tear.
Grodus quickly hopped on top of Crump’s head, causing his lackey’s body to spasm, and then quickly dove through the portal. Crump woozily stood himself up as he walked through the portal and turned to face his sister and nemesis, when they realized that the portal was closing.
“WAIT!” Xader panicked, “What about us? How will we get back?!”
”That’s a good question! …” Crump began, pausing a moment to think. “… ButIdon’tcare!” Crump grinned and waved as the tear in reality healed itself, and strut off whistling.
"What luck! The Moon Base!" Grodus cried, estatic. "SIR CRUMP!"
"Yeah?"
"This is what is going to happen! I am going to try to polish my dome in the charred and... cheesey remains of what is once again my mighty Moon Base! By the time I'm out, I expect this place to be fully functioning and fully operational!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Army:- The Secret Society of the X-Nauts
Theme:- www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbPiRVUPkds
General: Shadow King Grodus' Head
Captain: Sir Crump
Messenger: TEC-XX
Base:- X-Naut Moon Fortress
Defenses:-
Location (It's on the Moon... OoOoO!)
Electic Panels:- 10 Day Defense (TEC-XX controlled)
Laser Turrets:- 70 Day Defense (Turret stationed in each corner of every room)
Troops:-
X-Nauts (Melee Unit):- 625
X-Naut PhDs (Medic/Chemical Unit):- 325
Yuxes:- (Long-Range Unit):- 300
Total: 1,250
Civilians:- 14,900
Coins:- 65,429
Allies:- None
Enemies:- None
War Machines:-
Projects:-
Rebuild Grodus' Body:- 100 Days (Hero)
Build Magnus von Grapple 2.0:- 50 Days (War Machine)
Equip Troops with Laser Pistols:- 20 Days (Weapon)
Rebuild Chem. Lab:- 30 Days (Factory)
Find Crystal Stars' Location:- 20 Days
Artifacts:-
Beanstar
Items:-
Kazooie
Spaceman Suit
Princess Shroob's Tiara
Triangle Thing 1
Triangle Thing 2
Triangle Thing 3
The No-Way-This-Could-Possibly-Fail Device
Firebrand Orb
Blaster Cannon
RoboBed
Little Cyborg
Mega Vitamins
Shiny Yellow Slingshot
Red Tie
Pinky's Stomach
Trophy Cannon
Blaster Cannon
Log:-
Shadow King Grodus: Holy crap... He actually did it... Uh... *ahem* Gaaaack ack ack ack! We've been through hell and back, so we damn well deserve to win this time! With two lifetimes of knowledge and experience, I'll be ruling the world very soon!
Sir Crump: WOO! Time to bring the good times back! As for Kayke and Xader, I'm sure that somehow we'll- THE PARTS FOR MAGNUS VON GRAPPLE! Time to smush! Buh! Buh! Buh huh huh huh!
TEC-XX: I'm not sure what exactly what happened, but it seems that this Sir- Shadow King Grodus is a definite improvement over the previous one... He made me... a fembot... *shudders* Also, a second dimensional rift appeared simultaneously with the first one, and a large bevy of valuables tumbled out.
Following his (initial) death, Vidguysteve wasted no time in constructing a new tower. Here in the throne room, Vidguysteve roared at a cowering Clog from behind his oversized desk.
The Clog made several nervous uninteligible clicking and growling noises.
"They... did... rrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAGH![/b]
"THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! UN-AC-CEPTABLE!"
As the Administrator shouted into the sky, the sound waves began to tear into the fabric of time and space itself.
Cut to a blank dimension of pure nothingness. Nothing but pure white as far as the eye can see. Other than three figures sluggishly marching, feet dragging on the ground. But they're not really interesting, right?
"…What if we said we’re really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really REALLY sorry?" The shortest of the three inquired to a round object he carried in his arms.
"NO," the object growled through gritted teeth, quickly losing patience. “IT DOESN’T MAKE ME FEEL ANY BETTER.”
“Well, we really ARE sorry…” a second one, a female replied.
“Mm. After all, how were we supposed to know you were still in control of it? That big spooky speech it gave made it quite convincing…” the third and tallest one added.
“IT’S. CALLED. ACTING. HOW you three were able to defeat the Shadow King and send us all here with just ONE Supernova attack is completely beyond me!”
“Look, Shadow King Grodus, we’re-“
“Sir Crump, I swear to the Stars… Unless the next words out of your mouth are the words to a spell that will open a gateway out of this godforsaken place, I will personally see to it that after I’m done with you, you’ll WISH you were still trapped here!”
“…Sorry…”
“THAT! IS! IT!”
The deposed Shadow King’s head leapt out of a startled Crump’s arms and began hopping furiously after the frightened X-Naut, as he began to use remnants of his power to call down blasts of Shadow Lightning.
Count Xader and Lady Kayke hurriedly chased after their two commanding officers.
”For some reason, Grodus seems to be much more irritable lately…”
Count Xader just gave her a blank stare and sighed, face-palming as he continued tailing behind his leader and nemesis.
After a few moments, the uncoordinated Sir Crump tripped, landing face-first on the ground, King Dedede-style. Grodus’ head leapt on top of Crump and began savagely attacking the helpless buffoon… well, as much as a head CAN savagely attack someone… which is surprisingly pretty damn savage.
Half-way through the mauling, a large tear in reality opened up, revealing an image of the Mushroom Kingdom.
”That’s…” Grodus drifted off, wide-eyed.
”…the Mushroom Kingdom…” Crump, Xader, and Kayke finished (aside from Crump, who made a disturbing gurgling noise due to internal bleeding and a concussion), equally shocked.
“Conquest!” Grodus’ eyes lit up with sinister delight.
“A hot bath!” Kayke swooned, hands clapped together with excitement.
"Weapons!” Xader snickered, forming the finger-pyramid-of-evil-contemplation.
“Petting Zoos…” Crump gurgled, slowly crawling towards the tear.
Grodus quickly hopped on top of Crump’s head, causing his lackey’s body to spasm, and then quickly dove through the portal. Crump woozily stood himself up as he walked through the portal and turned to face his sister and nemesis, when they realized that the portal was closing.
“WAIT!” Xader panicked, “What about us? How will we get back?!”
”That’s a good question! …” Crump began, pausing a moment to think. “… ButIdon’tcare!” Crump grinned and waved as the tear in reality healed itself, and strut off whistling.
"What luck! The Moon Base!" Grodus cried, estatic. "SIR CRUMP!"
"Yeah?"
"This is what is going to happen! I am going to try to polish my dome in the charred and... cheesey remains of what is once again my mighty Moon Base! By the time I'm out, I expect this place to be fully functioning and fully operational!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Army:- The Secret Society of the X-Nauts
Theme:- www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbPiRVUPkds
General: Shadow King Grodus' Head
Captain: Sir Crump
Messenger: TEC-XX
Base:- X-Naut Moon Fortress
Defenses:-
Location (It's on the Moon... OoOoO!)
Electic Panels:- 10 Day Defense (TEC-XX controlled)
Laser Turrets:- 70 Day Defense (Turret stationed in each corner of every room)
Troops:-
X-Nauts (Melee Unit):- 625
X-Naut PhDs (Medic/Chemical Unit):- 325
Yuxes:- (Long-Range Unit):- 300
Total: 1,250
Civilians:- 14,900
Coins:- 65,429
Allies:- None
Enemies:- None
War Machines:-
Projects:-
Rebuild Grodus' Body:- 100 Days (Hero)
Build Magnus von Grapple 2.0:- 50 Days (War Machine)
Equip Troops with Laser Pistols:- 20 Days (Weapon)
Rebuild Chem. Lab:- 30 Days (Factory)
Find Crystal Stars' Location:- 20 Days
Artifacts:-
Beanstar
Items:-
Kazooie
Spaceman Suit
Princess Shroob's Tiara
Triangle Thing 1
Triangle Thing 2
Triangle Thing 3
The No-Way-This-Could-Possibly-Fail Device
Firebrand Orb
Blaster Cannon
RoboBed
Little Cyborg
Mega Vitamins
Shiny Yellow Slingshot
Red Tie
Pinky's Stomach
Trophy Cannon
Blaster Cannon
Log:-
Shadow King Grodus: Holy crap... He actually did it... Uh... *ahem* Gaaaack ack ack ack! We've been through hell and back, so we damn well deserve to win this time! With two lifetimes of knowledge and experience, I'll be ruling the world very soon!
Sir Crump: WOO! Time to bring the good times back! As for Kayke and Xader, I'm sure that somehow we'll- THE PARTS FOR MAGNUS VON GRAPPLE! Time to smush! Buh! Buh! Buh huh huh huh!
TEC-XX: I'm not sure what exactly what happened, but it seems that this Sir- Shadow King Grodus is a definite improvement over the previous one... He made me... a fembot... *shudders* Also, a second dimensional rift appeared simultaneously with the first one, and a large bevy of valuables tumbled out.