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Post by tinfoilman on Aug 20, 2008 12:50:04 GMT -5
Army: Meteorite Hardheads General: Goomboss Captain: Professor Frankly Messenger: Goombario Base: Goomboss' Fortress (located on Goomba Road) Music: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSqmn1UF49kAlliances: None Wars: None Civilians: 1000 Coins: 1000 Troops: -500 Goombas (light melee unit) -500 Spiky Goombas (strong melee unit) -250 Paragoombas (light aerial unit) Total: 1250 Machines: -N/A Buildings/Factories: -N/A Base Defences: -Base-to-Bridge: This switches our base to a bridge. Otherwise, there is no access to Toad Town from our base. Research: 1. Equip Goombas with Baseball Bats: 0/20 -wooden battering weapons- 2. Construct Land WM Factory: 0/40 -creates all Land WM's- 3. Create Bridge-to-Base Device: 0/20 -makes it so we can switch it from a bridge to a base as we see fit- 4. Upgrade Paragoombas to Hyper Paragoombas: 0/20 -upgrades speed/attack, adds charge attack- 5. Construct Civilian Jail Cell #1: 0/20 (?) -safely holds 1000 civilians; also keeps them from escaping their back-breaking labour- Completed Projects: -N/A Log: -Goomboss: Bwa ha ha! I'm no ordinary Goomba... I am Goomboss, the great Goomba, the grand poo-bah Goomba. There's no way any other army can beat my stupendous stomps! -Prof. Frankly: I have no clue how I got signed up for this. -Goombario: You'll eventually hate me... er, I'm the messenger!
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Post by tinfoilman on Aug 21, 2008 14:47:23 GMT -5
Army: Meteorite Hardheads General: Goomboss Captain: Professor Frankly Messenger: Goombario Base: Goomboss' Fortress (located on Goomba Road) Music: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSqmn1UF49kAlliances: None Wars: None Civilians: 1100 Coins: 1400 Troops: -1000 Goombas (light melee unit) -500 Spiky Goombas (strong melee unit) -250 Paragoombas (light aerial unit) Total: 1750 Machines: -N/A Buildings/Factories: -N/A Base Defences: -Base-to-Bridge: This switches our base to a bridge. Otherwise, there is no access to Toad Town from our base. Research: 1. Equip Goombas with Baseball Bats: 4/20 -wooden battering weapons- 2. Construct Land WM Factory: 4/40 -creates all Land WM's- 3. Create Bridge-to-Base Device: 4/20 -makes it so we can switch it from a bridge to a base as we see fit- 4. Upgrade Paragoombas to Hyper Paragoombas: 4/20 -upgrades speed/attack, adds charge attack- 5. Construct Civilian Jail Cell #1: 4/20 -safely holds 1000 civilians; also keeps them from escaping their back-breaking labour- Completed Projects: -N/A Log: -Goomboss: The army is starting off great! Although Red and Blue will be in for a beatin' if they don't show up soon... -Prof. Frankly: These crazy people freak me out... and y'know what that old Goomba Fable says, "An elderly Goomba has a high freak-me-out reflex which causes inflammation between the toes, wriggly eyebrows, and teeth-drop-out-is... the moral is, don't freak the elderly or your left massaging their feet, gluing on plastic eyebrows, and picking up teeth until the ol' shroom croaks!" -Goombario: Hey! This is a log! Every army has one; in fact, it's required to play SMKW64DS. Here I am posting my stupid tattle at the bottom! Yep! Cool, eh?
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Post by tinfoilman on Aug 22, 2008 12:56:48 GMT -5
Army: Meteorite Hardheads General: Goomboss Captain: Professor Frankly Messenger: Goombario Base: Goomboss' Fortress (located on Goomba Road) Music: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSqmn1UF49kAlliances: None Wars: None Civilians: 1200 Coins: 1500 Troops: -1000 Goombas (light melee unit) -1000 Spiky Goombas (strong melee unit) -250 Paragoombas (light aerial unit) Total: 2250 Machines: -N/A Buildings/Factories: -N/A Base Defences: -Base-to-Bridge: This switches our base to a bridge. Otherwise, there is no access to Toad Town from our base. Research: 1. Equip Goombas with Baseball Bats: 8/20 -wooden battering weapons- 2. Construct Land WM Factory: 8/40 -creates all Land WM's- 3. Create Bridge-to-Base Device: 8/20 -makes it so we can switch it from a bridge to a base as we see fit- 4. Upgrade Paragoombas to Hyper Paragoombas: 8/20 -upgrades speed/attack, adds charge attack- 5. Construct Civilian Jail Cell #1: 8/20 -safely holds 1000 civilians; also keeps them from escaping their back-breaking labour- Completed Projects: -N/A Log: -Goomboss: RED?! BLUE?! GRR!!! WHERE THE HELL ARE THEY? -Prof. Frankly: These freaks don't read! HOW? I can't survive without literature. I'm beginning to think this army is run by idiots! -Goombario: That's Proffesor Frankly! Sure is smart! He knows a lot about... well, everything! I kind of look up to my fellow Goomba... but not as much as I do to my man-crush, Mario!
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Post by tinfoilman on Aug 23, 2008 12:38:18 GMT -5
Army: Meteorite Hardheads General: Goomboss Captain: Professor Frankly Messenger: Goombario Base: Goomboss' Fortress (located on Goomba Road) Music: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSqmn1UF49kAlliances: None Wars: None Civilians: 1300 Coins: 2200 Troops: -1000 Goombas (light melee unit) -1000 Spiky Goombas (strong melee unit) -750 Paragoombas (light aerial unit) Total: 2750 Machines: -N/A Buildings/Factories: -N/A Base Defences: -Base-to-Bridge: This switches our base to a bridge. Otherwise, there is no access to Toad Town from our base. Research: 1. Equip Goombas with Baseball Bats: 12/20 -wooden battering weapons- 2. Construct Land WM Factory: 12/40 -creates all Land WM's- 3. Create Bridge-to-Base Device: 12/20 -makes it so we can switch it from a bridge to a base as we see fit- 4. Upgrade Paragoombas to Hyper Paragoombas: 12/20 -upgrades speed/attack, adds charge attack- 5. Construct Civilian Jail Cell #1: 12/20 -safely holds 1000 civilians; also keeps them from escaping their back-breaking labour- Completed Projects: -N/A Log: -Goomboss: Note to self: Demote Red and Blue. -Prof. Frankly: *sigh* They expect me to work in the front lines. I don't think my feet can handle battle anymore, though... I'll have to feint illness again. OH! MY BODY... IN PAIN! CAN'T FEEL... MY ARMS! -Goombario: You don't have arms proffesor... -Prof. Frankly: Shaddup, wise-ass.
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Post by tinfoilman on Aug 24, 2008 16:46:20 GMT -5
Army: Meteorite Hardheads General: Goomboss Captain: Professor Frankly Messenger: Goombario Base: Goomboss' Fortress (located on Goomba Road) Music: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSqmn1UF49kAlliances: None Wars: None Civilians: 1400 Coins: 2600 Troops: -1500 Goombas (light melee unit) -1000 Spiky Goombas (strong melee unit) -750 Paragoombas (light aerial unit) Total: 3250 Machines: -N/A Buildings/Factories: -N/A Base Defences: -Base-to-Bridge: This switches our base to a bridge. Otherwise, there is no access to Toad Town from our base. Research: 1. Equip Goombas with Baseball Bats: 16/20 -wooden battering weapons- 2. Construct Land WM Factory: 16/40 -creates all Land WM's- 3. Create Bridge-to-Base Device: 16/20 -makes it so we can switch it from a bridge to a base as we see fit- 4. Upgrade Paragoombas to Hyper Paragoombas: 16/20 -upgrades speed/attack, adds charge attack- 5. Construct Civilian Jail Cell #1: 16/20 -safely holds 1000 civilians; also keeps them from escaping their back-breaking labour- Completed Projects: -N/A Log: -Goomboss: BLARGGG. Oh well, our projects are continuing fine. -Prof. Frankly: They didn't buy my disease... maybe they are smarter than they look... -Goombario: That's BLARGGG. A cool phrase, huh? Better not say it too much, unless you want to break a certain someone's Dumple Engine... wait... should I know that?
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Post by tinfoilman on Aug 25, 2008 16:37:02 GMT -5
Army: Meteorite Hardheads General: Goomboss Captain: Professor Frankly Messenger: Goombario Base: Goomboss' Fortress (located on Goomba Road) Music: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSqmn1UF49kAlliances: None Wars: None Civilians: 1500 Coins: 3000 Troops: -1500 Goombas (light melee unit) (w/Baseball Bats) -1500 Spiky Goombas (strong melee unit) -750 Hyper Paragoombas (light aerial unit) Total: 3750 Machines: -N/A Buildings/Factories: -Civilian Jail Cell #1 Base Defences: -Base-to-Bridge: This switches our base to a bridge. Otherwise, there is no access to Toad Town from our base. Research: 1. Equip Goombas with Baseball Gloves: 0/20 -catch projectiles- 2. Construct Land WM Factory: 20/40 -creates all Land WM's- 3. Recruit Mega Goombas: 0/30 -UBER troops from New Super Mario Bros. 4. Upgrade Hyper Paragoombas to Hyper Spiky Paragoombas: 0/20 -upgrades attack/defense, adds attack move- 5. Construct Civilian Jail Cell #2: 0/20 -safely holds 1000 civilians; also keeps them from escaping their back-breaking labour- Completed Projects: -N/A Log: -Goomboss: Har! We are looking into a species of Goomba even bigger than I! Preposterous, I know. -Prof. Frankly: No, they are definitely idiotic.
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Post by tinfoilman on Aug 26, 2008 11:23:00 GMT -5
Army: Meteorite Hardheads General: Goomboss Captain: Professor Frankly Messenger: Goombario Base: Goomboss' Fortress (located on Goomba Road) Music: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSqmn1UF49kAlliances: None Wars: None Civilians: 1600 Coins: 3400 Troops: -1500 Goombas (light melee unit) (w/Baseball Bats) -1500 Spiky Goombas (strong melee unit) -1250 Hyper Paragoombas (light aerial unit) Total: 4250 Machines: -N/A Buildings/Factories: -Civilian Jail Cell #1 Base Defences: -Base-to-Bridge: This switches our base to a bridge. Otherwise, there is no access to Toad Town from our base. Research: 1. Equip Goombas with Baseball Gloves: 4/20 -catch projectiles- 2. Construct Land WM Factory: 24/40 -creates all Land WM's- 3. Recruit Mega Goombas: 4/30 -UBER troops from New Super Mario Bros. 4. Upgrade Hyper Paragoombas to Hyper Spiky Paragoombas: 4/20 -upgrades attack/defense, adds attack move- 5. Construct Civilian Jail Cell #2: 4/20 -safely holds 1000 civilians; also keeps them from escaping their back-breaking labour- Completed Projects: -N/A Log: -Goomboss: Argh! Those Goomba Bros. are making me run out of patience... -Prof. Frankly: Good thing I'm not late like those Goomba Bros. ...
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Post by tinfoilman on Aug 28, 2008 15:25:39 GMT -5
Army: Meteorite Hardheads General: Goomboss Captain: Professor Frankly Messenger: Goombario Base: Goomboss' Fortress (located on Goomba Road) Music: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSqmn1UF49kAlliances: None Wars: None Civilians: 1700 Coins: 3800 Troops: -2000 Goombas (light melee unit) (w/Baseball Bats) -1500 Spiky Goombas (strong melee unit) -1250 Hyper Paragoombas (light aerial unit) Total: 4750 Machines: -N/A Buildings/Factories: -Civilian Jail Cell #1 Base Defences: -Base-to-Bridge: This switches our base to a bridge. Otherwise, there is no access to Toad Town from our base. Research: 1. Equip Goombas with Baseball Gloves: 8/20 -catch projectiles- 2. Construct Land WM Factory: 28/40 -creates all Land WM's- 3. Recruit Mega Goombas: 8/30 -UBER troops from New Super Mario Bros. 4. Upgrade Hyper Paragoombas to Hyper Spiky Paragoombas: 8/20 -upgrades attack/defense, adds attack move- 5. Construct Civilian Jail Cell #2: 8/20 -safely holds 1000 civilians; also keeps them from escaping their back-breaking labour- Completed Projects: -N/A Log: -Goomboss: ARGH! Some jackass blocked my Hotmail! When I found out who it was... -Prof. Frankly: Heh heh... I put parental control on the boss' computer, blocking Hotmail! Hopefully he'll find out it was me and kick me out of the army! I'm so smart...
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Post by tinfoilman on Aug 31, 2008 14:46:10 GMT -5
Army: Meteorite Hardheads General: Goomboss Captain: Professor Frankly Messenger: Goombario Base: Goomboss' Fortress (located on Goomba Road) Music: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSqmn1UF49kAlliances: None Wars: None Civilians: 2000 Coins: 5000 Troops: -2000 Goombas (light melee unit) (w/Baseball Bats) -2000 Spiky Goombas (strong melee unit) -2250 Hyper Spiky Paragoombas (strong aerial unit) Total: 6250 Machines: -N/A Buildings/Factories: -Civilian Jail Cell #1 -Civilian Jail Cell #2 Base Defences: -Base-to-Bridge: This switches our base to a bridge. Otherwise, there is no access to Toad Town from our base. Research: 1. Equip Goombas with Hard Hats: 0/20 -increases defense, increases Headbonk's power- 2. Construct Base Defense Factory: 0/40 -creates all Base Defenses- 3. Recruit Mega Goombas: 20/30 -UBER troops from New Super Mario Bros. 4. Upgrade Hyper Spiky Paragoombas to Hyper Spiky Paragloombas: 0/20 -upgrades attack, adds attack move- 5. Construct Civilian Jail Cell #3: 0/20 -safely holds 1000 civilians; also keeps them from escaping their back-breaking labour- Completed Projects: -Equip Goombas w/ Baseball Bats -Create Bridge-to-Base Device -Upgrade Paragoombas to Hyper Paragoombas -Construct Civilain Jail Cell #1 -Equip Goombas w/ Baseball Gloves -Construct Land WM Factory -Upgrade Hyper Paragoombas to Hyper Spiky Paragoombas -Construct Civilian Jail Cell #2 Log: -Goomboss: Hmph! The future me better have a damn good reason for blocking my Hotmail! -Prof. Frankly: He didn't realize it was me... dumbass.
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Post by vidguysteve on Sept 2, 2008 15:35:04 GMT -5
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
We're totally going to be bffaeaeaeae! Best friends fo'evah and evah and evah and evah and evah! We'll have sleepovers and go camping and play videogames and tell eachother secrets and grow squash and hunt whales and sniff pudding and everything else!
Sir Crump, Second-in-Command of the Secret Society of the X-Nauts ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Mr.Makutawsome
SMKW Superstar
The Foregoing First
BEHOLD! MR. MAKUTAWSOME! TOO COOL TO SPELL HIS NAME BY SOCIETY'S RULES!
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Post by Mr.Makutawsome on Sept 3, 2008 14:31:47 GMT -5
Dear leader of the Meteorite Hardheads,
On the request of our ally, the Secret Society of the X-Nauts, we would like to offer an alliance.
General Guy, leader of the Shy Guy Emmisary.
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Post by tinfoilman on Sept 3, 2008 18:11:26 GMT -5
Army: Meteorite Hardheads General: Goomboss Captain: Professor Frankly Messenger: Goombario Base: Goomboss' Fortress (located on Goomba Road) Music: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSqmn1UF49kAlliances: None Wars: None Civilians: 2000 Coins: 5000 Troops: -2500 Goombas (light melee unit) (w/Baseball Bats) -2500 Spiky Goombas (strong melee unit) -2750 Hyper Spiky Paragoombas (strong aerial unit) -250 Mega Goombas (uber units) Total: 7750 Machines: -N/A Buildings/Factories: -Civilian Jail Cell #1 -Civilian Jail Cell #2 Base Defences: -Base-to-Bridge: This switches our base to a bridge. Otherwise, there is no access to Toad Town from our base. Research: 1. Equip Goombas with Hard Hats: 12/20 -increases defense, increases Headbonk's power- 2. Construct Base Defense Factory: 12/40 -creates all Base Defenses- 3. Construct Civilian Jail Cell #4: 00/20 -safely holds 1000 civilians; also keeps them from escaping their back-breaking labour- 4. Upgrade Hyper Spiky Paragoombas to Hyper Spiky Paragloombas: 12/20 -upgrades attack, adds attack move- 5. Construct Civilian Jail Cell #3: 12/20 -safely holds 1000 civilians; also keeps them from escaping their back-breaking labour- Completed Projects: -Equip Goombas w/ Baseball Bats -Create Bridge-to-Base Device -Upgrade Paragoombas to Hyper Paragoombas -Construct Civilain Jail Cell #1 -Equip Goombas w/ Baseball Gloves -Construct Land WM Factory -Upgrade Hyper Paragoombas to Hyper Spiky Paragoombas -Construct Civilian Jail Cell #2 Log: -Goomboss: I sent letters of response to the armies that contacted with us. We are pending responses. -Prof. Frankly: Well, I'm getting pretty bored. Messing with the king's computer only lasts so long before it becomes boring...
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Post by vidguysteve on Sept 3, 2008 18:38:57 GMT -5
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dear BFFEAEAEAEAE,
Can't... breathe... Raspberry stamp... sticking in throat... DELICIOUS!
Sir Crump, Second-in-Command of the Secret Society of the X-Nauts ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Post by tinfoilman on Sept 7, 2008 8:55:34 GMT -5
Army: Meteorite Hardheads General: Goomboss Head Captain: Professor Frankly Technology Captain: Dr. Sporis Von Fungenstein Messenger: Goombario Base: Goomboss' Fortress (located on Goomba Road) Music: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSqmn1UF49kAlliances: None Wars: None Civilians: 2300 Coins: 6200 Troops: -2750 Goombas (light melee unit) (w/Baseball Bats, Gloves, Hard Hats) -2750 Spiky Goombas (strong melee unit) -2750 Hyper Spiky Paragloombas (strong aerial unit) -1250 Mega Goombas (uber units) Total: 9500 Machines: -N/A Buildings/Factories: -Civilian Jail Cell #1 -Civilian Jail Cell #2 -Civilian Jail Cell #3 -Land WM Factory: --Production: --offline-- Base Defences: -Base-to-Bridge: This switches our base to a bridge. Otherwise, there is no access to Toad Town from our base. Research: 1. Upgrade Hyper Spiky Paragloombas to Hyper Spiky Paragloombadivers: 0/20 -adds the ability to survive underwater- 2. Construct Base Defense Factory: 24/40 -creates all Base Defenses- 3. Construct Civilian Jail Cell #4: 12/20 -safely holds 1000 civilians; also keeps them from escaping their back-breaking labour- 4. Consruct Civilian Jail Cell #5: 0/20 -safely holds 1000 civilians; also keeps them from escaping their back-breaking labour- 5. Equip Goombas w/ Cleats: 0/20 -gain speed and can climb any terrain; can also kick with pointy-power!- Completed Projects: -Equip Goombas w/ Baseball Bats -Create Bridge-to-Base Device -Upgrade Paragoombas to Hyper Paragoombas -Construct Civilain Jail Cell #1 -Equip Goombas w/ Baseball Gloves -Construct Land WM Factory -Upgrade Hyper Paragoombas to Hyper Spiky Paragoombas -Construct Civilian Jail Cell #2 -Equip Goombas with Hard Hats -Upgrade Hyper Spiky Paragoombas to Hyper Spiky Paragloombas -Construct Civilian Jail Cell #3 Log: -Goomboss: We got a new captain... Frankly, I think he is smarter than the professor... HAW! -Prof. Frankly: Hmph! They hired another scientist! A stupid one! I'll prove them wrong... -Dr. Sporis Von Fungenstein: I vill attempt to take over ze world once more! Wit a crazy accent, no less! OH HUNH HUNH!
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Post by tinfoilman on Sept 8, 2008 15:10:51 GMT -5
Army: Meteorite Hardheads General: Goomboss Head Captain: Professor Frankly Technology Captain: Dr. Sporis Von Fungenstein Messenger: Goombario Base: Goomboss' Fortress (located on Goomba Road) Music: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSqmn1UF49kAlliances: None Wars: None Civilians: 2400 Coins: 6600 Troops: -2750 Goombas (light melee unit) (w/Baseball Bats, Gloves, Hard Hats) -2750 Spiky Goombas (strong melee unit) -2750 Hyper Spiky Paragloombas (strong aerial unit) -1750 Mega Goombas (uber units) Total: 10000 Machines: -N/A Buildings/Factories: -Civilian Jail Cell #1 -Civilian Jail Cell #2 -Civilian Jail Cell #3 -Land WM Factory: --Production: --offline-- Base Defences: -Base-to-Bridge: This switches our base to a bridge. Otherwise, there is no access to Toad Town from our base. Research: 1. Upgrade Hyper Spiky Paragloombas to Hyper Spiky Paragloombadivers: 4/20 -adds the ability to survive underwater- 2. Construct Base Defense Factory: 28/40 -creates all Base Defenses- 3. Construct Civilian Jail Cell #4: 16/20 -safely holds 1000 civilians; also keeps them from escaping their back-breaking labour- 4. Consruct Civilian Jail Cell #5: 4/20 -safely holds 1000 civilians; also keeps them from escaping their back-breaking labour- 5. Equip Goombas w/ Cleats: 4/20 -gain speed and can climb any terrain; can also kick with pointy-power!- Completed Projects: -Equip Goombas w/ Baseball Bats -Create Bridge-to-Base Device -Upgrade Paragoombas to Hyper Paragoombas -Construct Civilain Jail Cell #1 -Equip Goombas w/ Baseball Gloves -Construct Land WM Factory -Upgrade Hyper Paragoombas to Hyper Spiky Paragoombas -Construct Civilian Jail Cell #2 -Equip Goombas with Hard Hats -Upgrade Hyper Spiky Paragoombas to Hyper Spiky Paragloombas -Construct Civilian Jail Cell #3 Log: -Goomboss: Well, I thought we were going to attack, but being quite idiotic I got confused about what was going on... -Prof. Frankly: Oh my goodness, they got a killer as their tech captain! -Dr. Sporis Von Fungenstein: Vere iz de stupeed Mario Bros., I vonder... 'opefully dying painf'l deaths!
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