Post by layze on Apr 11, 2008 15:08:32 GMT -5
payzme:*sitting at a desk, surrounded by papers and mashing in numbers on a calculator*...hm. it seems the black market biz just isn't cutting it any more.*turns around*
*the screen pans over to a massive pile of cash*
payzme: the pile has dropped to just 3 and a half tons. hm...well, I'm pretty good at killing things. maybe I could be a mercenary. I could use some help, though. well, this is why I built that robot cloning machine.*whistles*
*tons of robotic layze clones come out of nowhere*
*the real layze pushes through the cones*
layze: hi payzme! I heard what you were doing. can I join?
payzme: no.*pushes a button under the desk*
*a large rocket shoots up out of the ground*
*payzme and the clones all pile in and it takes off, leaving layze behind*
payzme: there's gotta by something out here that I can call my base away from layze.*sees a massive rock surrounded by all kinds of machinery*...that'll do.*lands**gets out and puts a flag pole bearing a flag with a picture of payzme's shades into the rock*I christen thee...the battlerock! sweet.
layze: hi payzme!
payzme: G'DAAA
payzme's log #1
days since previous log: N/A
MERCENARY
name: payzme
legendary weapon: none
uber transport: none
rep: layze
base: battlerock
troops:
2,500(we agreed on this, right)robotic layze clones
projects:
restore power to the battlerock: 30 days
wars: none
hiring: none
patron: none
coins: 1,000
civilians: 1,000
LOG:
payzme: hm...this place lost its power at some point. I can't get anything done unless I restore power.
*the screen pans over to a massive pile of cash*
payzme: the pile has dropped to just 3 and a half tons. hm...well, I'm pretty good at killing things. maybe I could be a mercenary. I could use some help, though. well, this is why I built that robot cloning machine.*whistles*
*tons of robotic layze clones come out of nowhere*
*the real layze pushes through the cones*
layze: hi payzme! I heard what you were doing. can I join?
payzme: no.*pushes a button under the desk*
*a large rocket shoots up out of the ground*
*payzme and the clones all pile in and it takes off, leaving layze behind*
payzme: there's gotta by something out here that I can call my base away from layze.*sees a massive rock surrounded by all kinds of machinery*...that'll do.*lands**gets out and puts a flag pole bearing a flag with a picture of payzme's shades into the rock*I christen thee...the battlerock! sweet.
layze: hi payzme!
payzme: G'DAAA
payzme's log #1
days since previous log: N/A
MERCENARY
name: payzme
legendary weapon: none
uber transport: none
rep: layze
base: battlerock
troops:
2,500(we agreed on this, right)robotic layze clones
projects:
restore power to the battlerock: 30 days
wars: none
hiring: none
patron: none
coins: 1,000
civilians: 1,000
LOG:
payzme: hm...this place lost its power at some point. I can't get anything done unless I restore power.