Post by Chaosblade on Aug 4, 2008 14:53:31 GMT -5
Update 1:Guns>Magic.
It was quiet in Petal meadows (like everywhere else due to inactivity). Koopleys Shock troopers where bored yet at the same time on alert.
LAKST 1: It sure is boring around here.
LAKST 2: Yep.
LAKST 3: better bored then dead.
LAKST 1: Point.
But little did they know that boredom was about to disappear in the form of a strange talking Merc.
At another area in the Meadows
Fawful: Now, Robotic machines of much familiarity, let us strike.
Robo-Popple: Anyone have any idea what he said other than the robo fawfuls?
Robo-Popple 2: I heard Strike and robots, so lets go.
The mass of robots split into 2 groups and headed different directions. The larger portion of troops went to the largest flower Field in the area while carefully avoiding troops and started digging a hole. They then took out a triangle thing and buried it. The Triangle activated and started firring loads of fire and burned the flowers (and area) up.
Robo Popple: Best plan ever.
Meanwhile, with Koopley
LAKST 5: Sir, something bad has happened.
Koopley: What is...wait, what happened to LAKST 4?
LAKST 5: no clue, but someone has set the flowers on fire!
Koopley: What kind of evil fiendish person would do that?!
LAKST 5: practically every army in this game, actually.
Koopley: Stop breaking the 4th wall. Now we must rush to put out the flames now.
After saying that, Koopley got is Commanders and some LAKSTs and rushed to destroy the evil fire.
With the Inferno
Robo-Cackletta: How much longer do we have to wait!
Koopley: So your the ones who dare destroy my flowers, you death shall be painful, unknown foes.
And his troops attacked the Robots as the Robots, protected by the flames, attacked Koopley, but even as uber units, they were getting pulverized by him. Unluckily, his troops weren't faring as well, they had the upper hand on the units, but they were taking heat damage slowly.
With Fawful
Robo Fawful: The acronyms of much power have appeared.
Fawful: Good, then the fink rat turtles with names of much longness and their leader will fall.
After this almost comprehensible talk, Fawfuls group sped for Koopley main area. As the Uber units were distracting Koopley and most of his troops, Fawful snuck in behind, and after killing the few remaining troops and using his X-ray scope he found the "Originally" named Transport, the Jet. He then told his powerful Bean machine to take it and destroy it. All was going well for Fawful there.
But back with Koopley
Koopley had just finished off the troops, but couldn't figure out how to stop the flames. But he tried shooting it, it stopped. He then noticed the Triangle at the bottom of the hole that was hit with the bullet.
Koopley: So Fawful is the one doing it.
LAKST 37: there were Fawful robots, so of course.
Koopley: 37? what happened to the other numbers.
LAKST 4: They died.
Koopley: And where have you been?
LAKST 4: Traffic was terrible.
Koopley: You live here.
LAKST:.....So, lets go find fawful.
Koopley: Right. Men, look for Fawful. Look everywhere, hes a trick one.
LAKST all: Yes sir.
And after a few near dead LAKST revivals, the hunt was on. But who was really hunting who?
To be continued.
It was quiet in Petal meadows (like everywhere else due to inactivity). Koopleys Shock troopers where bored yet at the same time on alert.
LAKST 1: It sure is boring around here.
LAKST 2: Yep.
LAKST 3: better bored then dead.
LAKST 1: Point.
But little did they know that boredom was about to disappear in the form of a strange talking Merc.
At another area in the Meadows
Fawful: Now, Robotic machines of much familiarity, let us strike.
Robo-Popple: Anyone have any idea what he said other than the robo fawfuls?
Robo-Popple 2: I heard Strike and robots, so lets go.
The mass of robots split into 2 groups and headed different directions. The larger portion of troops went to the largest flower Field in the area while carefully avoiding troops and started digging a hole. They then took out a triangle thing and buried it. The Triangle activated and started firring loads of fire and burned the flowers (and area) up.
Robo Popple: Best plan ever.
Meanwhile, with Koopley
LAKST 5: Sir, something bad has happened.
Koopley: What is...wait, what happened to LAKST 4?
LAKST 5: no clue, but someone has set the flowers on fire!
Koopley: What kind of evil fiendish person would do that?!
LAKST 5: practically every army in this game, actually.
Koopley: Stop breaking the 4th wall. Now we must rush to put out the flames now.
After saying that, Koopley got is Commanders and some LAKSTs and rushed to destroy the evil fire.
With the Inferno
Robo-Cackletta: How much longer do we have to wait!
Koopley: So your the ones who dare destroy my flowers, you death shall be painful, unknown foes.
And his troops attacked the Robots as the Robots, protected by the flames, attacked Koopley, but even as uber units, they were getting pulverized by him. Unluckily, his troops weren't faring as well, they had the upper hand on the units, but they were taking heat damage slowly.
With Fawful
Robo Fawful: The acronyms of much power have appeared.
Fawful: Good, then the fink rat turtles with names of much longness and their leader will fall.
After this almost comprehensible talk, Fawfuls group sped for Koopley main area. As the Uber units were distracting Koopley and most of his troops, Fawful snuck in behind, and after killing the few remaining troops and using his X-ray scope he found the "Originally" named Transport, the Jet. He then told his powerful Bean machine to take it and destroy it. All was going well for Fawful there.
But back with Koopley
Koopley had just finished off the troops, but couldn't figure out how to stop the flames. But he tried shooting it, it stopped. He then noticed the Triangle at the bottom of the hole that was hit with the bullet.
Koopley: So Fawful is the one doing it.
LAKST 37: there were Fawful robots, so of course.
Koopley: 37? what happened to the other numbers.
LAKST 4: They died.
Koopley: And where have you been?
LAKST 4: Traffic was terrible.
Koopley: You live here.
LAKST:.....So, lets go find fawful.
Koopley: Right. Men, look for Fawful. Look everywhere, hes a trick one.
LAKST all: Yes sir.
And after a few near dead LAKST revivals, the hunt was on. But who was really hunting who?
To be continued.