Post by vidguysteve on Jun 27, 2008 15:05:36 GMT -5
The Flaming Fiends’ Far-Out Fracas: Part One[/u]
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Bowser’s Castle was alive with activity, as troops hurriedly bustled about between hangers and garages, preparing and transporting War Machines into Airships.
Wendy O. Koopa and Morton Koopa Jr. marched down the familiar hallways from their chambers to the hangar bay that held the Koopa Troop’s greatest achievement: the Bowser Blaster Airship. When they entered the area, all the troops halted to give a salute, and then continued to hurry with their miscellaneous assignments.
“Hm… Big day, hunh? Kamek said to meet him here, but I don’t see-“ Wendy cut herself short as her eyes turned upwards. “… you gotta be freaking kidding me.”
Kamek stood on the bridge of the Bowser Blaster Airship, wearing aviator goggles, a brown scarf, and the full “Red Baron” outfit. “C’mon, everybody!” thenanny royal assistant cried enthusiastically, “we’re gonna fly this baby straight to the Moooooooooooooooooon!”
“Morton, I think that Kamek is getting senile…” Wendy muttered under her breath, nudging her brother in the ribs.
“He’s nuts! Looney! Off his rocker! Batty! He has a screw loose! He’s going down hill! He lost his marbles! Out of his mind! He’s a few cans short of a six-pack! He’s cracked! Time to send him to a home!” Morton shouted unnecessarily loudly.
Wendy O. clamped her brother’s mouth shut with her hands and glared daggers at him, hissing through clenched teeth, “Morton. I. Swear. To. God. If. You. Keep. Talking. Like. That…” Rather than finish her threat verbally, Wendy made a visual presentation by holding up a Spiny shell, with a grin on her face that would give a Boo the creeps.
Sweating, Morton nodded frantically, and the two siblings quickly dashed onto the Bowser Blaster Airship where Kamek awaited them.
“So, Kamek, what’s this whole ‘to the Moon’ thing about?” Wendy inquired, as she began to pull out a nail file and went to work on her pink-painted claws.
“It’s exactly as it sounds! We’ve received orders to assault a target on the Moon,” Kamek explained as he hit a button on the wall of the bridge, setting off a short alarm.
The troops below instantly doubled their already rushed pace and began to push and shove equipment and machinery into storage compartments on Airships, as well as accidentally pushing in a few of their fellow Koopas. The soldiers quickly climbed aboard the Airships, and the hangar bay’s ceiling began to slowly fold upwards, revealing a dark-red and black sky.
Kamek waved his wand and magically enhanced his voice to resonate through the entire hangar. ”Attention all troops! Our target is a fortress on the Moon! Be cautious, we are not sure of their exact numbers or technology, so stay on guard and keep an eye out for any funny business! Follow the Bowser Blaster Airship as we make our ascent!”
Morton cocked an eyebrow and shot Kamek an inquisitive look. “Couldn’t you have just used the intercom?”
Kamek sheepishly rolled his eyes from behind his thick glasses as he awkwardly scratched the back of his head. “Yeah… I guess… but my way is more fun! MAGIC FTW!” Kamek shouted pumping a fist into the air.
Morton and Wendy stared blankly at Kamek, still frozen in place, and sighed simultaneously, “Definitely senile.”
The sound of turbines whirring to life could be heard, as the Airships began preparing to take off. The Bowser Blaster Airship rose from the ground, followed by three Airships. The armada soared higher and higher into the air, past the frowny-face clouds.
Morton picked up the intercom and put on a Pilot’s hat as he began to droll into the speaker.
”Alright, folks, this is your Captain speaking… aaaaaaahhhhhh… We’re going to be hitting some turbulence as we go through the O-zone layer… aaaaaahhhhhhh… we’re going to have to ask you to remain seated until the “seatbelt sign is off” and… aaaaahhhhh… we should be reaching our destination shortly.”
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Lord Crump marched down the hallways with a clipboard in hand, scratching his head with a pen as he tried to make sense of the words in front of him.
A passing X-Naut looked over at the clipboard and continued on his way. “It’s upside-down, Lord Dude.”
Intrigued by this possible solution to the confounding clipboard, Crump slowly and cautiously began to spin the clipboard on its side, eyes darting around to check for any possible traps. After several minutes of totally dramatic suspense, Crump had rotated the board a full 180 degrees.
”Oh. Kay, so what do we got here…?” The 2nd-in-command thought out loud.
“Peach being possessed by ancient evil spirit?” Crump stuck his head in a door, where Peach was screaming as a dark haze floated all around her. “Check!” Crump checked off on the clipboard as he slammed the door shut.
“Electro Panels functioning…?” Crump grabbed two X-Nauts passing by and threw them at a random section of the floor, where they lit up like a Christmas tree.
“Check! Toilet seat in considerate ‘down’ position…?” Crump poked his head in a bathroom stall, much to the horror of the current occupant. “Check! Alright, inspection is DONE! Time to do what I usually do with my time off!”
Lord Crump ran to the top level of the X-Naut Moon Base, pressed against the glass eyes closed and fingers crossed, and began to try to will a snow storm into existence on the Moon surface.
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Meanwhile, the Koopa armada had reached the Moon’s surface and was hiding on the opposite side of the Moon.
“Deploy the Bowser Drill!” Kamek cried out, and an Airship opened its cargo hold where said drill rolled out of the hold and floated down to the rocky surface and began to drill into the celestial body.
“Good! Now, deploy all tanks!” Various tanks fell from the Airships in a similar manner, landing around the hole that the Drill had been busy working on. The tanks rolled into the hole and began following the tunnel.
A voice crackled over the intercom, “Sir, Drill and Tanks have successfully penetrated the surface of the Moon and are proceeding to the next phase.”
”Good! Now, you know what to do! Forward!”
Kamek turned to face his two charges, sitting arms folded and looking irritated.
“What’s with you two?”
“That voice is REALLY freakin’ obnoxious!”
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“Look, Sir Grodus! Sir Grodus! Look! Look! Sir Grodus! Look! Sir Grodus? Sir Grodus! Look, look! It’s snowing!” Crump called excitedly to his passing commander as he pressed his face against the glass dome of the X-Naut Moon Base.
“What? Crump, of all the stupid things you’ve said… that’s the 538th one today. There’s no atmosphere on the Moon, so stop trying to get a snow day!” Sir Grodus barked at his subordinate.
Hawkeye, having been in the area at the time, took a closer look at Crump’s target.
“Waitaminute, mate…” Hawkeye mumbled as he scanned the incoming patches of white. “That ain’t snow, we got paratroopers!”
www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/8058
Grodus choked at the realization, and began to shout orders to the X-Nauts in the hallway. “EVERYONE! BATTLE STATIONS! DEFEND THE BASE! MOVE IT! MOVE IT!”
Hawkeye dashed down a hallway, with Crump tripping and falling on his face behind him. Grodus sighed and turned to face the incoming opponents. “It’s gonna be one of those days…”
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Woo! First one done! bulbmin, send in your plans whenever.
www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/151497
Bowser’s Castle was alive with activity, as troops hurriedly bustled about between hangers and garages, preparing and transporting War Machines into Airships.
Wendy O. Koopa and Morton Koopa Jr. marched down the familiar hallways from their chambers to the hangar bay that held the Koopa Troop’s greatest achievement: the Bowser Blaster Airship. When they entered the area, all the troops halted to give a salute, and then continued to hurry with their miscellaneous assignments.
“Hm… Big day, hunh? Kamek said to meet him here, but I don’t see-“ Wendy cut herself short as her eyes turned upwards. “… you gotta be freaking kidding me.”
Kamek stood on the bridge of the Bowser Blaster Airship, wearing aviator goggles, a brown scarf, and the full “Red Baron” outfit. “C’mon, everybody!” the
“Morton, I think that Kamek is getting senile…” Wendy muttered under her breath, nudging her brother in the ribs.
“He’s nuts! Looney! Off his rocker! Batty! He has a screw loose! He’s going down hill! He lost his marbles! Out of his mind! He’s a few cans short of a six-pack! He’s cracked! Time to send him to a home!” Morton shouted unnecessarily loudly.
Wendy O. clamped her brother’s mouth shut with her hands and glared daggers at him, hissing through clenched teeth, “Morton. I. Swear. To. God. If. You. Keep. Talking. Like. That…” Rather than finish her threat verbally, Wendy made a visual presentation by holding up a Spiny shell, with a grin on her face that would give a Boo the creeps.
Sweating, Morton nodded frantically, and the two siblings quickly dashed onto the Bowser Blaster Airship where Kamek awaited them.
“So, Kamek, what’s this whole ‘to the Moon’ thing about?” Wendy inquired, as she began to pull out a nail file and went to work on her pink-painted claws.
“It’s exactly as it sounds! We’ve received orders to assault a target on the Moon,” Kamek explained as he hit a button on the wall of the bridge, setting off a short alarm.
The troops below instantly doubled their already rushed pace and began to push and shove equipment and machinery into storage compartments on Airships, as well as accidentally pushing in a few of their fellow Koopas. The soldiers quickly climbed aboard the Airships, and the hangar bay’s ceiling began to slowly fold upwards, revealing a dark-red and black sky.
Kamek waved his wand and magically enhanced his voice to resonate through the entire hangar. ”Attention all troops! Our target is a fortress on the Moon! Be cautious, we are not sure of their exact numbers or technology, so stay on guard and keep an eye out for any funny business! Follow the Bowser Blaster Airship as we make our ascent!”
Morton cocked an eyebrow and shot Kamek an inquisitive look. “Couldn’t you have just used the intercom?”
Kamek sheepishly rolled his eyes from behind his thick glasses as he awkwardly scratched the back of his head. “Yeah… I guess… but my way is more fun! MAGIC FTW!” Kamek shouted pumping a fist into the air.
Morton and Wendy stared blankly at Kamek, still frozen in place, and sighed simultaneously, “Definitely senile.”
The sound of turbines whirring to life could be heard, as the Airships began preparing to take off. The Bowser Blaster Airship rose from the ground, followed by three Airships. The armada soared higher and higher into the air, past the frowny-face clouds.
Morton picked up the intercom and put on a Pilot’s hat as he began to droll into the speaker.
”Alright, folks, this is your Captain speaking… aaaaaaahhhhhh… We’re going to be hitting some turbulence as we go through the O-zone layer… aaaaaahhhhhhh… we’re going to have to ask you to remain seated until the “seatbelt sign is off” and… aaaaahhhhh… we should be reaching our destination shortly.”
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www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/73750
Lord Crump marched down the hallways with a clipboard in hand, scratching his head with a pen as he tried to make sense of the words in front of him.
A passing X-Naut looked over at the clipboard and continued on his way. “It’s upside-down, Lord Dude.”
Intrigued by this possible solution to the confounding clipboard, Crump slowly and cautiously began to spin the clipboard on its side, eyes darting around to check for any possible traps. After several minutes of totally dramatic suspense, Crump had rotated the board a full 180 degrees.
”Oh. Kay, so what do we got here…?” The 2nd-in-command thought out loud.
“Peach being possessed by ancient evil spirit?” Crump stuck his head in a door, where Peach was screaming as a dark haze floated all around her. “Check!” Crump checked off on the clipboard as he slammed the door shut.
“Electro Panels functioning…?” Crump grabbed two X-Nauts passing by and threw them at a random section of the floor, where they lit up like a Christmas tree.
“Check! Toilet seat in considerate ‘down’ position…?” Crump poked his head in a bathroom stall, much to the horror of the current occupant. “Check! Alright, inspection is DONE! Time to do what I usually do with my time off!”
Lord Crump ran to the top level of the X-Naut Moon Base, pressed against the glass eyes closed and fingers crossed, and began to try to will a snow storm into existence on the Moon surface.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/44688
Meanwhile, the Koopa armada had reached the Moon’s surface and was hiding on the opposite side of the Moon.
“Deploy the Bowser Drill!” Kamek cried out, and an Airship opened its cargo hold where said drill rolled out of the hold and floated down to the rocky surface and began to drill into the celestial body.
“Good! Now, deploy all tanks!” Various tanks fell from the Airships in a similar manner, landing around the hole that the Drill had been busy working on. The tanks rolled into the hole and began following the tunnel.
A voice crackled over the intercom, “Sir, Drill and Tanks have successfully penetrated the surface of the Moon and are proceeding to the next phase.”
”Good! Now, you know what to do! Forward!”
Kamek turned to face his two charges, sitting arms folded and looking irritated.
“What’s with you two?”
“That voice is REALLY freakin’ obnoxious!”
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
“Look, Sir Grodus! Sir Grodus! Look! Look! Sir Grodus! Look! Sir Grodus? Sir Grodus! Look, look! It’s snowing!” Crump called excitedly to his passing commander as he pressed his face against the glass dome of the X-Naut Moon Base.
“What? Crump, of all the stupid things you’ve said… that’s the 538th one today. There’s no atmosphere on the Moon, so stop trying to get a snow day!” Sir Grodus barked at his subordinate.
Hawkeye, having been in the area at the time, took a closer look at Crump’s target.
“Waitaminute, mate…” Hawkeye mumbled as he scanned the incoming patches of white. “That ain’t snow, we got paratroopers!”
www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/8058
Grodus choked at the realization, and began to shout orders to the X-Nauts in the hallway. “EVERYONE! BATTLE STATIONS! DEFEND THE BASE! MOVE IT! MOVE IT!”
Hawkeye dashed down a hallway, with Crump tripping and falling on his face behind him. Grodus sighed and turned to face the incoming opponents. “It’s gonna be one of those days…”
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Woo! First one done! bulbmin, send in your plans whenever.