Post by Mr.Makutawsome on May 28, 2008 14:41:34 GMT -5
Toy Tank: Yes, that's it, it was the one that General Guy used to attack Mario in the original Paper Mario. It has a light bulb on it that can either be used to attack with lightning, or used to blind troops. Other than that, it has a bomb attack, and it can run over stuff. [40 day War Machine]
Toy Saucer: A Fawfulized Toy Tank, it's been completely remodeled. It no longer resembles a tank, and instead looks more like a flying saucer. To help it fly through the air with greater ease, much of the heavy armor was taken off. The lightbulb extends from the top of the saucer and still fires lightning at enemies, however it can only fire at enemies in a horizontal plane; it can fire in a complete circle around it, but it can't fire up or down, needing to adjust itself to do so. [40 day War Machine]
Mega Toy Tank: You thought that Ganeral Guy would use the same thing again? WRONG!
The Mega Toy Tank is bigger, stronger, faster, and all around better. What else would you expect from an Uber War Machine? However, it can only hold two people, sacrificing holding space for armor and weapons. Think of it as Smithy on steroids in uber war machine form. [200 day War Machine]
Neo Toy Tanks: These things look like the Neo Tanks from the Advance Wars games, except for the fact that it has a Shy Guy Mask on the front, and its similar to a Toy Tank. It attacks by shooting a giant projectile at high speed at what ever it's attacking from the "mouth", crushes troops under its weight, and it can shoot bullet bills from its "eyes" [70 day War Machine]
Red Toy Train Tank: It's the Red Toy Train, upgraded to also be a tank! It can ram you at high speed, and shoot you with its cannon. [70 day War Machine]
Blue Toy Train Jet: It's the Blue Toy Train, upgraded to also be a jet! It can ram you at high speed, fly, and hit you with its sub-machine gun. [70 day War Machine]
Green Toy Train Bot:It's the Green Toy Train, upgraded to also be a robot! It can ram you at high speed, and can turn into a giant fighting robot to attack you. [70 day War Machine]
[All Toy Trains can combine with each other]
Spaceship: A Spaceship, that can holds 30,000 troops, and has no offensive capabilities. Nothing else. [50 day War Machine]
[All War Machines have an anti-hack of 40 days]
Radar Scrambler: Yeah, scrambler, not jammer, see? If you carry this inside the range of a radar, it'll cause multiple readings to fly and disappear all around, making it impossible for them to see where you're really comin' from! Unless... they see you, of course...
The Oh Sh!t Wrench: In times of greatest catastrophe, when surrounded on all sides and your greatest weapon ain't workin' right, this is a moment when you cry out, "Oh Sh!t..." With this handy wrench, if you smack it around on the mechanics of your device, it'll instantly get back into working order again, see? This'll override EMPs and controlling chips, and sometimes even minor damage that's left it temporarily immobile! [2 uses]
[Can’t be replicated]
Manic Music Box: Twist the crank, and any enemies within a distance will begin to dance, unable to control themselves. As long as the crank is turning, the music will be playing. [2 uses] [Can’t be replicated]
Old Boot: Ah, sorry 'bout this, but buyer beware! You can... kick people with it... I guess... Or throw it, whatever.
Javelin: It's a javelin. What do you think it's for?
Bag of Marbles: You've seen cartoons, what happens when people step on them?
Gutsy Bat: We stole this from some psycho kid at a playground. Started screaming about "dooming the world from an unstoppable evil background." Weird. Anyways, this bat is a killer! One swing, and enemies will be sent flying out of the park!
Lightning Rod: 40 feet tall, this'll attract any airborne electricity that's striking at the ground nearby. But, it's fragile as hell, and you need to set it up to send the current into the ground, see?
*Can't be replicated*
Magic Murder Bag: Basically the Ark of the Covenent in an easy-to-carry form. Open it up, and any weak-willed (i.e. troops) person who looks at the lightshow turns to dust. This includes the person who opened it.
*Can't be Replicated*
Toilet Plunger: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Sugar Candy: Pop it in your mouth, and troops will get a small energy boost for a few minutes.
Lava Lamp: Your standard hippie-magnet... with a TWIST! After a few minutes, the lamp will burst and molten lava will pour out the top and burn anyone who comes in contact with the stuff. There's not a lot, so it can't really reach far past a few feet.
*Can't be replicated or modified*
Mr. L Mask: Strap this on, and voila! You're all set to dress up as the Green Thunder for Halloween! You might be able to fool more stupid people, but don't be surprised if you get caught.
Socks: They're stinky.
Andromeda Virus: This thing is NASTY! It will kill you by clogging up your bloodstream and is transferred by air. And with a 100 project time to make this thing, you WILL die! By the thousands! Ouch! (Unknown what it will do to heroes)
Blue Sweater Of Power: This thing was worn by a power hungry madman who wanted to blow us all up. Now it is under the control of a madman who wants to rule us all.
Overhead light: It's broken so I don't really want it anymore. It's kinda heavy.
Mariolympic Torch: When a troop leading a charge holds this, it boosts morale in the friendly troops nearby.
*can't be replicated*
Joybuzzer: The classic gag.
Lock: Put it on a door to slightly reinforce its defenses.
Black Jewel: Ohh... man, someone get this thing away from me! This little trinket is a mystery. A living jewel, this thing is NAS-TY! It has some weak fighting skills, but what it really is good for is making some troops. Yup, you can turn your coins into weird monsters called Magons. These... aren't very strong, but they're good if you're going to battle and you need some extra troops and you have extra loot lying about. You can only turn 5,000 Coins into Magons one OOG day, and you can't exceed the max troop limit.