So I see that
spambots are making a bunch of random
advertisements for who-knows-what and it's impossible
to scroll down the page without seeing tons and
tons of blue text and I mean really who
would actually read a sentence dotted intermittently with interruptions
since it's be more or less impossible to read that sort of sentence
since the meter of the sentence while it's being read aloud in
your head because your brain would put unnecessary emphasis
on the words in blue and you'd essentially be reading like
"This is A POST about STUFF and I'm totally NOT ADVERTISING and also CAPITAL
LETTERS" and I mean sentences like that aren't even
punctuated correctly and they turn into run-ons kind of like this one and oh crap I
just realized how much I'm rambling and gaah I might as well go to
the character limit here since I'm making such a long post but then
again I've still got about 58,708 characters left here and I'm not going to
write a post that long since it'd take forever to come up with that sort of stuff
and it'd lag some people's computers down and make them all
so zetta slow and it ultimately wouldn't be worth it so I'm gonna say
that if you were patient enough to read through the entire post you win
a bowl of vichyssoise because that stuff's delicious and I mean who doesn't
like leeks they quite complement the flavor and I'm running out of
original stuff to put here so you can have an ASCII of Weegee that'll appear
squashed and disproportionate because of the text and the format of the site and I'm doing so because that's
likely to strike people as weird and ultimately draw attention away from my actual post.
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Also, this post wasn't funny. At all. I apologize. Whatever, it's not like anyone's actually gonna read this.