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Post by yoshisoul on Dec 5, 2007 22:22:49 GMT -5
Also, the new bracket:
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Post by yoshisoul on Dec 14, 2007 21:14:46 GMT -5
Kerozene is walking on the Glitz Pit, preparing for his match against Peasley. He finds a secluded spot behind the main structure to formulate a strategy and remember all he knew about Prince Peasley, when he turned to see a figure standing silently behind him.
The figure spoke not a word, his cloak swaying gently in the breeze, a hood obscuring the man's face.
Kerozene stood up to face him. "Excuse me, gent? May I help you?"
The figure's mouth widened into a sinister grin. "Why yes. Yes you can. I need you gone."
Before Kerozene could do a single thing, he felt something wrap around him and the next thing he knew, he was plummeting through the air and crashed into the ocean with a massive splash.
Back on the Glitz Pit, the figure smirked, turned a corner, and completely vanished. The time was 6:32 PM. Not a soul saw the man. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ROUND 2: BATTLE 1
Grubba had given the fighters enough of a break. Round 1 had ended a little while ago, and the fighters were getting anxious. But, it was the beloved Peasly’s turn up to battle first. He had waited a long time, serving as Grubba’s second-hand man. But, did Peasly still have the lust to fight?
“Yee-freaking-haw!” Grubba yelled out like a redneck. “Welcome to the Glitz Pit! Thanks fer ya’ll surrport in the first round! And now, ah present to ya’ll the superstar sequel… Round 2!”
The fans screamed and cheered as the tournament entered its second part. Before long, the fighters would be out on the stage, in all out brawl mode. And so, it began.
“Please,” Grubba started, “put ya hands togetha for a hero of both me and’a ya’ll… Prince Peasly, the Pummeling Prince!”
Peasly flew up to the ring on his Flying Bean. He landed, performing his improved hair flip, pissing off the audience members yet again. Nonetheless, the support was well-heard, and Peasly started to brag.
“Hahahahahaha! Fools of the dark side shall see the mighty light of my skill!”
“Now…” Grubba continued, “We’ve got his challenger. Please welcome with ya’ll hearts… Kerozene, otherwise known as KOMBUSSSSTION!!!”
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“Kerozene?”
“What happened? Where is he?” Peasly asked Grubba.
“Honestly, I haven’t a clue. But, you must fight someone… and it can’t be as easy as Boxerman from round 1. So, uh… you can fight Jar Jar Binks.”
“Are you ****ing kidding me?!”
“Nope! Come on out, Binks!”
Jar Jar jumped up to the stage like the strange being he was. He just kinda stood there like a freak. Whatever.
“Me likey the thingy with the fall and me is so super good with and me is say you go poopoo.”
“What the hell… Nevermind. Fight!”
Jar started off the match by delivering a series of weak blows in the space in front of him. Considering Peasly was on the complete other side of the ring, this did absolutely nothing. Peasly sighed, took out his rapier, and chased Jar around the ring. Jar, who was afraid of all things pointy, and turtles, and the number 4, and reality TV, and pretty much everything else, started running. That was the one thing Jar was good at. Running and jumping. So, Peasly hopped aboard his trusty flying bean, and soared after Jar, who swiftly jumped, and tripped in mid-air somehow. He fell, and did some weird dance, which caused Peasly to fall out of shock. Peasly did hair flip, which was supposed to make an opponent forget what they were doing. Jar didn’t even know what was going on, so this really didn’t do too much. And then, Jar pulled out something… and it was… a grenade! Man, Jar was psyched now! He threw it, and it landed next to Peasly. And then… BOOOOM! No wait, there was no boom. Instead, Jar threw a smoke grenade, which let out only enough smoke to suffocate micro bacteria. Another useless effort by Jar had failed again.
Suddenly, something happened. A large spaceship had arrived just outside of Glitzville, and blew a hole in the ceiling of the Pit with a laser. It came over, and hovered aboard the pit. Then, a voice came.
“HEY!” Yelled Qui-Gon Jinn. “How many times do we have to tell you… you are NOT The Bean Bear in Adventures of Peasly: EP18 where he wants to kill Peasly! God! Get back on this ship!”
“Moomoo?” Jar responded.
“Ah, scre w it. Screw the life debt, too, Jar Jar. Gah… guys, you know the drill.”
From the bottom hatch of the ship, a large cannon, known as the Large Cannon, fired a Large Cannon Shot at it’s Large Cannon Target, Jar Jar Binks. Jar was exterminated on contact, thus meaning the end for that… thing. Also, it meant Peasly was goin’ to the semifinals!
“WE HAVE A WINNER!” Grubba yelled. “GIVE IT UP FOR THE PUMMELING PRINCE!”
“. . . . . . . . .” Peasly couldn’t even respond after that “battle”. If you could even call it that. I prefer the term “encounter”. But, it was on to the next fight for Prince Peasly. And, no one knows where Kerozene was… no one except for the killer himself.
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Post by yoshisoul on Dec 15, 2007 12:47:50 GMT -5
ROUND 2: BATTLE 2
Grubba was eager to get the next match underway. The tourny had taken longer than he had hoped, but he wasn't gonna be slacking off no more. And so, without further ado, the next match began quickly.
"Goooooooooood morning Gliztville!" Grubba yelled out in a good mood. "How ya'll doin'?"
The audiance members screamed and shouted in response. Surely, they were just as excited as Grubba, and the fighters, were. And so, Grubba did not delay.
"Goood! Goooood! Now, ya'll put yer hands togther for a mechanical masterpiece... Peach-Bot, AKA Peach Blossom!"
Peach-bot sailed through the doors, and up to the ring. The fans cheered as it made its opening statement. "Please tell me I'm actually fighting someone this time, Grubba..."
"Don't worry, we ran out of Boxermans. But, you are fighting the electric wonder.... Electro Blooper, Short Circuit!"
The applause continued, and Electro Blooper crashed through the doors. He floated up to the stage, where he spoke. "BLOOOOP? (What the fudge is THAT thing?)"
"Eh..." Grubba said. "Uh... Yeah. I like waffles too. Anyway, let's get ready to RUUUUMBLE!"
The gong is whacked, and the battle begins.
(Music: Sandstorm by Darude)
The two foes stared eachother down, but the stall in action didn't last for long. Elecrto Blooper suddenly let out a blast of ink after electrifying himself at Peach. The blast hit and stunned her somewhat, but it didn't exactly zap her circuits. She wasn't able to see... er, I mean "detect her surroundings". But, she had thought about this before the match began. She deployed an automated Mini-Peach bot, which was able to navigate swiftly over to Blooper and explode. The blooper attempted to move out of the way, but the bot came too fast. The explosion was to buy Peach enough time to get the ink off of her face, and so she did. Blooper, now slightly pissed, flew up above the ring, and spewed electric ink all over the battlefield. But, Peach could counter that as well. She activated her hover jet, and flew above the mess. She still kept her distance, though. Blooper was a menace at close range, but she could dodge attacks from afar. Now, Blooper took out his Anchor n' Chain, and swung it around in a random fashion. Peach dodged the first few swings, but a later one knocked her to the ground. The mess of ink caused her to short-circuit this time, and her attack pattern would remain unpredictable. That wasn't neccessarily a bad thing, though. She reactivated her hoverjet, and soared toward Blooper. She used her parasol to rapidly smack him. Electro blooper fired a few elecroink blasts, but the parasol wasn't made of metal, and didn't conduct the electricty. Peachbot went back a bit, and used some "explosive vocabulary". No, I don't mean she cursed. I mean she used the vocabulary that explodes when she talked. The rapid explosions stunned Blooper for a while, and Peach took her time in the next part of her plan.
Peach used the Sneaky Parasol to transform into the real Peach. Thus, the mechanical damage wasn't evident in this form. Electro Blooper then came to his senses, and grabbed Peach with a tentacle. He drove massive amounts of electric energy through her veins, and threw her against the floor. Peach looked out of it, but she slowly got up from the near-death attack. She stumbled a bit, but stood on her feet. Then, suddenly, her eyes began to have a fiery glow. She was in Final Smash mode, and as angry as hell. She activated Peach Blossom, which put Electro Blooper into a deep sleep, as well as the entire audiance. During the slumber, many peaches fell from the sky, and Peach feasted. Soon, she was back to decent health. She transformed back into Peach-bot, where she had recovered her electrical damage. Now, Blooper woke up. He slowly got back onto his feet, and then stared at Peach, who's antenna was glowing red. Peach fired a blast from the antenna right at Blooper, which was the most powerful attack in her arsenal. Blooper was feeling the pain, but floated back up to the skies. Peachbot did so as well. Electro blooper fired off a large bolt of electricity at Peach. Peach tried to resist the electric current, but couldn't. And then, the electricity entered her body. It flowed through, cuttting off essential life-support systems. Peach struggled. It was too much. If Peach couldn't expell the electricity, it would destroy her. She focused, focused, focused.... and then...
It was too late. The electricity had hit her vital sector, and it had bulit up through her entire body. It was so much electricity that it started to show externally. Sparks and blots were seen constantly around Peach's body. They were tearing her apart. She was on the verge of total corruption. And then, finally Peach got a break. She regained control of her body, temporarily. She had bulit up so much electricity that it began to exterminate her.
"System shut-down in 20 seconds."
It was those words that made Peach tremble in fear. She had 20 seconds to beat Electro Blooper, or it was Game Over. She focused hard, and managed to expell the electricty as a powerful burst of energy. Electro blooper fired another bolt of electricity back at her, and the two beams collided. A massive amount of energy had formed where the two were hitting eachother, and they still were. Just imagine those epic movies with the two guys firing beams of energy, and whoever could focus more would overpower the other beam. That's what was happening here. Both fighters focused hard. They both knew that this would be the last attack of the match. Blooper just had to hold on for a little bit longer, and Peach would shut down.
"System shut down in 10, 9, 8..."
Peach really focused. She managed to get the energy 3/4 of the way to Blooper, and wasn't giving up. But she had to hurry.
"7, 6, 5, 4..."
It was all or nothing. Do or die.
"3, 2, 1..."
"YYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
And, in the last possible moment, Peach had delivered the blast to Electroblooper, expelling all of her electricity, and preventing system shut down. Blooper fell to the floor, toasted as Grilled Cheese. And so, Peach had won. Just barely, but she won.
"WE HAVE A WINNER!" Grubba yelled. "GIVE IT UP FOR PEACH BLOSSOM!"
The fans didn't cheer. They were asleep still. But Peach had her feeling of self-accomplishment, and walked off-stage back to her room.
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Post by vidguysteve on Dec 23, 2007 22:31:23 GMT -5
Updated bracket. The next fight between firenze and Shadow King Grodus should be up sometime this week.
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Post by vidguysteve on Dec 24, 2007 0:00:32 GMT -5
Alright, so this week means today! Merry Christmas Eve, one and all! Except, ya know, if you're not Christian. Glitz Pit Tournament: Round 2: Battle 3 firenze VS Shadow King GrodusGrubba was anxious to get the next match underway. Things had been too quiet around the pit and he was losing the crowds and cash fast. “Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!” Grubba shouted to the fans in the audience. “YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!!!!” The crowd screamed and cheered. “That’s what I like to see, ya’ll! For our next fight, we got two fighters who blew over their last opponents! First, give your hands up to everyone’s favorite fire-enthusiast, firenze, THE PYROOOOOOOO DYNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” The crowd exploded –some of them literally-, as the doors flew open and a blaze of smoke and flame shot up the walk-way, ran in patterns on the stage, and stopped in the center to reveal a posing firenze, with the fire on the floor in the pattern of firenze flipping the bird. “Hoo Doggie! I ain’t never seen an entrance like that! firenze, how you feeling about this here fight?” “pshaw. tin-man doesn’t scare me. I’ve learned over the years that with a little patience, and a lot more fire, you can burn ANYthing you want. I’ve burned water before.” “That’s some unsettling words there, folks. But let’s see how our other competitor reacts! Ladies and Germs, introducing the lord of darkness, theeeeeeeeeeeeeee SHADOOOOOOOOW KIIIIIIING!” The stadium filled with an eerie darkness, as Grodus’ laughter echoed around the stadium. The monitor flickered to life showing the X-Naut insignia, and a great gust of wind began to pull towards the stage, sucking away all the darkness, and showing Grodus holding his staff triumphantly in the air. “Gaaaaack ack ack ack! Cower in fear you mortal fool! Oh, and for you out in the audience, Bandy Andy probably stole all your wallets, purses, and jewelry.” Bandy Andy gave Grodus the thumbs up before slipping out the door into the hallway. “Wellsir, I think that entrance speaks for itself! An’ now, without further ado, LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET’S GLITZ!” All was quiet in the audience, not even a cricket chirped. ”No? Nothing? Eh, I just wanted to try it out, just a little sumfin I’ve been working on- you two can just go whenever ya’ll are ready.” www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrsNvWYaLU4&feature=relatedfirenze immediately shot into the air, flapping his wings fiercely, as the air around him began to be distorted from the immense heat his body was giving off. Grodus stayed on the ground and surrounded himself with Shadow Grodus Xs, creating a shield around Grodus. Next, two demonic hands rose from the ground, and Grodus pointed towards the airborne Yoshi and waved his staff, sending the two hands stretching upwards after firenze, trying to grab him. firenze saw them heading towards him and passing through the first mini-atmosphere he made around him. “time to up the heat a little bit!” Concentrating, firenze increased the air temperature around him even further. The Hands began to slowly deteriorate, but still kept on coming. “persistent little bastards. I got it!” firenze flew over Grodus and increased the temperature enough to melt the steel rafters over Grodus, causing them to come crashing down on the Shadow King and destroy all of his Grodus Xs and cause some damage to Grodus. “Annoying pest!” Grodus clutched his damaged cranium and dove into the shadows. ”h-hey! where’d he go?!” firenze began to wildly and randomly shoot fire at parts of the stage. Grodus re-emerged when firenze wasn’t looking, with new Grodus X’s around him, and summoned a blast of Shadow Water from his staff towards firenze, who simply increased the temperature even higher turning the Shadow Water into harmless Shadow Steam. Of course, breathing in steam isn’t healthy to begin with, and if it’s steam of pure concentrated evil, well, you can take a guess. firenze began to cough violently, his lungs trying to expel the tainted air. Taking this opportunity, Grodus summoned bolts of lightning to take firenze down to the ground. Grodus . . . gaaackled wildly as he unleashed an array of spells on firenze. Shadow Lightning, Shadow Water, Shadow Hands, Shadow Whoopie-Cushions! Everything was going fine, that is, until Grodus made a tactical error. Grodus had just finished the incantation for the Shadow Fire spell once he realized his grievous error. The shadows and flames swirled around firenze, creating a mini-bubble of red and dark purple. The bubble burst, leaving firenze standing with hatred in his eyes, his normally orange skin tainted with patches of black, giving him a look similar to a tiger; well, as much as a bi-pedal reptile with wings and shoes CAN look like a tiger. The new and improved firenze leaned low and let out a stream of flames from his mouth, also powered-up from the darkness. Grodus hurriedly cast a Shadow Water spell, and the two were in a deadlock, both putting all their effort into the back-and-forth push. Grodus, however, was never above using cheap tricks to win. He once pulled a gun on Crump during a game of Uno. Dividing his attention, Grodus summoned two Shadow Hands, and motioning towards firenze with his head, the two hands sifted around the duel and behind firenze, trying to grab the demonic Yoshi. firenze, noticing this, focused on stopping the hands again by increasing the heat. Big. Ass. Mistake. Grodus took the chance to put all of his strength into the Shadow Water spell and sent the Evil 2O crashing into firenze, knocking him back into the Shadow Hands, who did the rest of the job. In just a matter of seconds, firenze was out cold and back to normal, having had all of the darkness drained from him by the hands. Grubba waddled back on stage, waving the steam out of his face. “WHOOO BOY! That was one diggedy-dang-dynamite showdown there, folks! Who’s with meh?!” Grubba put his hand to his hear to take in the melodious sounds of fans cheering, but instead heard the meek moans of a dehydrated crowd crying out for help. ”Uh . . . splash some water on them, they’ll be fine.” Grodus clicked with pleasure, before he felt something click in his head. “Absorption upgrade aquired. Aquired ability: flight.” “Hmph. Forgot I had that ability. Well, g’night, Grubba. I’ll be seeing you around.” ”Could you lock the doors on your way out, and ask Peasley to turn off the Security Cameras? Tell the guards to keep everyone out for a while. I need a . . . chat with firenze.” Grodus shrugged and closed the door, leaving Grubba to look down at the helpless Yoshi with a sinister grin. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Not the same as Yoshisoul, but I hope to do my best for the rest of them. RLDline and Maka, anytime you wanna send in your battle plans would be fine.
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Post by vidguysteve on Jan 4, 2008 23:35:20 GMT -5
Glitz Pit Tournament: Round 2: Battle 4 Sharptooth VS Luigi/Mr. LWell, it was that magical time of year again, when the battle plans had finally come in after several weeks and Vidguysteve stopped bothering the two competitors to get their strategies in. About damn time, too. Grubba had noticed a deep drop in Glitz Pit attendance. “Well, these two are pretty popular. Should bring in a good haul, I reckon.” Grubba entered the Glitz Pit, where the screaming fans were all wearing rubber and bullet proof suits. ”What in the-? Why ya’ll wearin’ them get ups?” Jolene walked in next to him. “Sir, in the last fight, they were dehydrated and passed out. We needed to hospitalize a few.” “Well, that explains the lack of interest… Oh well, GOOD MORNIN’ GLITZVILLE! HOW YA’LL FEELING?!” The crowd yelled back at him in several cheers that sounded like “safe” or “protected”. Or “endangered”. Grubba never did pay attention to them. “We got a great fight comin’ up, ladies and gents! Now, get ready for the fighter who’ll leave you tinglin’ all over, THE GREEEEEEEN THUUUUUNDEEEEEEEER!” The crowd went wild as the GT walked in, shooting out light sparks zapping the audience and making their hair stand on end. “And his opponent, everyone’s favorite ‘sanitation worker’, THE GOOOOOOOOOOOMSTEEEEEEER!” Sharptooth marched down the aisle, and doing his own variation on GT’s entrance fired bullets at the audience. That didn’t go over as well. When Grubba had finished bribing the police, the bell rang and the fight was underway. www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/108040Sharptooth pulled out his machine gun and fired a spray of bullets at GT’s feet, causing him to jump high into the air, trying to stomp down on Sharptooth, who rolled out of the way and fired more bullets just as GT was about to land. However, GT was able to teleport away at the last moment, reappearing behind Sharptooth and sending a jolt of Thunderhand down his spine, stunning him, leaving him open for a kick to the back. “Why does everyone I fight try to shoot me? I mean, come on!” Sharptooth jumped back up with a growl and opened fire at GT again. Before they even came close, GT warped out of the way. GT began wildly warping all around the arena, firing quick bolts of lighting at the confused Goomba. Sharptooth did not like his position right now. The Green Thunder was moving too fast for Sharptooth to land a hit. “Fine,” the gangster grunted, “you want to attack wildly? Sure, I’ll play that game! EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE HIT THE DECK!” The audience members screamed and dove to the floor covering their heads and using small children as shields, as Sharptooth began madly spraying bullets in every direction. Even if he kept moving, it was only a matter of time before a bullet hit the Green Thunder. Sharptooth grinned as he heard the familiar sound of a bullet puncturing flesh and the howl of pain that comes with being shot. The Green Thunder had been hit in the shoulder and dropped to the floor. Sharptooth acted quickly and threw several grenades at the defenseless Green Thunder, sending him back into a wall. With a groan, the Merc flipped out of sight. ”No use hidin’! If I can find all the cash Fat Goomy threw out thinkin’ it was bad salad, I can find you!” “Looking the wrong way to do that.” Sharptooth turned around as a clear box formed around him, seeing a smug looking Luigi on the other side. Seeing his fingers raised, Sharptooth quickly contracted his small Goomba body into the Bullet Proof Vest before he heard GT tease, “Ciao!” and snapped his fingers. The box was filled with an explosion, tearing up Sharptooth’s vest. When the smoke cleared, GT was confident that there was nothing left of Sharptooth. His hopes were ruined, as the sound of a magazine sliding into a gun was heard, and a flurry of bullets ripped through the smoke at the GT. The two resorted to their game of shoot ‘n’ dodge, this time, GT made sure to take cover behind things this time as well. Luigi decided to get the drop on Sharptooth, and reappeared several yards behind him and dashed at him. Sharptooth turned to face his opponent and pulled the trigger. *click click* “FREAKING AMMO!” Sharptooth threw the empty gun at GT’s head. Quick as a flash, GT grabbed the gun and threw it back at Sharptooth. “Heh. You’re giving it back? How thoughtful.” Sharptooth prepared to catch the gun, but was unprepared for when a Starburst hidden within destroyed the gun and smacked Sharptooth, sending him flying back. The Goomba pulled himself off of the floor and reached for his gun. “That’s weird… that’s usually where I keep my thing for shooting people…” “Looking for this?” Sharptooth looked up to see GT swinging his gun around, taunting him. “How’d ya do dat?!” “Like this!” A blue wave of magical energy descended on the arena, slowing time. Mr. L hurriedly dashed at Sharptooth and began relieving him of his grenades, jumping back as the spell was about to wear off. “My grenades! You little rat!” “Nyah nyah! I’m-a Luigi! Number one! You can’t beat me!” Luigi laughed as he juggled the grenades. However, he had never been much of a juggler, and accidentally dropped three of the explosives on the floor, which Sharptooth immediately grabbed. Sharptooth pulled the pin on the first one and lobbed it at the Green Thunder, who blasted it in the air with a Starburst before it could reach him. “Last two… godda make dese count…” Sharptooth pulled the pin on the second one and threw it high in the air over the green-clad mercenary’s head, causing it to explode harmlessly in the air, but still attracting his attention. ”Your aim sucks!” GT looked back down in shock to see Sharptooth directly in front of him before biting his hand and kicking him in the crotch, causing him to drop his gun. ”HA! You fell for the oldest trick in the book: an explosion!” Throwing his last grenade at GT, Sharptooth took aim at the ceiling, blasting the light fixtures. In only a second, the stadium was dark as Petey Piranha’s stomach, the only fleeting source of light from the grenade’s explosion. (End all music – or noise if you can help it – here. Trust me, it’s a great effect!) GT looked around nervously. This… was not good… Even after that ordeal in the Mansion, he had never fully gotten over his fear of the dark… “M-m-m-mario-o-o-o-o?” Sharptooth decided to have a bit of fun messing with Luigi before finishing him off. He started humming a little tune by himself, and soon the entire audience was singing along with it. youtube.com/watch?v=Gr4FdprPhCo&feature=related“Ohnonononononono!” Luigi was completely petrified, holding his arms over his head in fear, shaking like a leaf. “NO! No! I-I’m different now! I’m-a the great Green Thunder! I can’t do this in front of everybody! I’ve got to-WHAT WAS THAT?!” The Green Thunder lost his morale as he heard a rustling noise near him. “Waaaahahahaaahahhaaahooow!” Mr. L jumped as he felt something stick to his back. The Green Thunder gulped nervously, bracing himself as he lifted up his hand. He sent a small surge of electricity into his hand, creating a small illumination around his hand. However, it was just far enough for him to see Sharptooth’s face staring at him, features distorted by the shadow and flickering light (think holding a flashlight under your chin and turning it on). “Boo…” “MAAAAAARIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOO-“ ”…m” Luigi’s cry was cut off as the POW Bomb taped to his back exploded, silencing the thunder. “Awright, Peasley, turn on the auxiliary lights.” Grubba stood in the center of the arena, with a single spot light shining on him. ”WE HAVE OURSELVES A WINNER! SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARPTOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH!” The crowd went absolutely wild. Sure, for most of the fight they were cowering in fear of being shot or in pure darkness, but it sounded like a good fight. “Alright boys, you know what to do wid ‘em.” Four Goomba Gangsters nodded as they hefted up the Green Thunder and carried him outside. ”What in tarnation?! Where you goin’ with him?!” “They’re goin’ ta teach him a lesson: ya don’t take another man’s guns. EVER. Or your luck turns terrible…” “Uhh… How terrible, exactly?” “Thrown off the side of Glitzville terrible.” Grubba stomped his foot on the ground, having lost another fighter before he could suck his power. And as for the Green Thunder’s fate? Uh… a Wizard caught him and whisked him home on his luck dragon. At least that’s what the concussion made him think.
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Post by vidguysteve on Jan 6, 2008 0:43:46 GMT -5
Updated Bracket. Let the Third Round of the Glitz Pit Tournament BEGIN!
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Post by vidguysteve on Jan 20, 2008 12:31:07 GMT -5
Glitz Pit Tournament: Semifinals: Fight 1 Electro Blooper VS Prince Peasley "Howwwwdyyyy folks!" screamed Grubba as he walked into the nearly empty stadium, "Folks? Where are you?" "Well maybe if RLDLine didn't take so long we'd have more fans ready to watch!" ranted Vidguysteve. Grubba continued, "Ahhh no matter! We don't need fans to fight. Let's get this brawl going!" Random claps and scattered "Woohoos" where heard throughout the stadium. "On the right side, we have the Green Sensation, THE PUMMELING PRINCE!" Prince Peasley came into the door with a quadruple flip, flashing his hair in all directions and landing on the stage stabbing his sword into the ground. "Then on the left side straight from the ocean depths is no other than SHORT CIRCUIT!" Electro Blooper bursted through his enterance flaring his tenacles all around shooting the remainer of the crowd with bursts of electricity causing them all to get out of their seats and leave. "Ya'll just have to lower the crowd numbers don't ya?" sighed Grubba. "BLOOP!" "Well no matter," continued Grubba as he rang the bell , "FIGHT!" youtube.com/watch?v=6wfX8dFqu3c&feature=relatedRight away Electro Blooper began to shoot ink at Peasley aiming toward his head. Peasley knew that Electro Blooper was going to try to use the ink to get at his hair so Peasley right away took very cautious manuvuers jumping left and right and diving out of the way. Already after a few mintues of this Peasley was getting tired out and knew that Electro Blooper could keep this up for hours so he called upon the Flying Bean to come help. The Bean busted a hole in the top of the stadium and started to fly down to Peasley to provide some cover. Electro Blooper looked up in the air as he continued to shoot at Peasley and saw the Bean coming down. He stopped the inking and flew up into the air to the Bean. He took out the Anchor and Chain, electrified it, and threw it at the Bean. The Anchor directly hit the Bean and sent it crashing to the ground. Electro Blooper looked back down at Peasley ready to shoot some more ink from the sky but what he looked down to wasn't Peasley. www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/74313It was to 5 Energy Slashes coming at him. Electro Blooper was hit 4 times in one of his tenacles cutting it completely off to the ground and one went astray and into his eye. Electro Blooper was temporarily blinded in one eye and had extreme pain in the stub left where his tenacle was. Peasley began to get ready to shoot another 5 Slashes at him when Electro Blooper out of fear shot out a large blast of ink in Peasley's direction. The ink hit Peasley hard and sent him flying back at the wall. The ink had completely covered Peasley, including his hair. "My hair! Ekkk!" screamed out the Prince, "Do you know how many times I washed this with my Forgetachin Hair Wash for this battle!" Electro Blooper heard the scream from Peasley and knew he had to go know. youtube.com/watch?v=slVFrmTiw5E&feature=relatedElectro Blooper swooped down from the air at Peasley, whom was still freaking out about his hair, and grabbed him with his tenacles. "BLOOP-BLOOP!" Electro Blooper sent a huge jolt of energy through Peasley. Shocking him from head to foot in deadly electricity. Then Electro Blooper took Peasley and threw him to the ground. EB then pulled out the Anchor n' Chain and threw it at Peasley's limp, painful body crushing him down into the stage. Electro Blooper was about ready to go back down to shock Peasley again when Peasley bursted into a puff of smoke. When the smoke cleared what remained was Dragohoho. youtube.com/watch?v=KulQ7CtWkco&feature=related"Look out Squid-Boy here comes, DRAGOHOHO!" announced Peasley. Dragohoho bounced his unporortional body into the air and started to shoot out Woohoo Blocks at Electro Blooper's head. Electro Blooper began to swat the annoying blocks with his tenacles blocking most of them. The few that he missed hit him in the face not doing mild damage. Dragohoho stopped after he saw his attacks weren't working out too well and started flying around Electro Blooper and taunting him with lame insults. Electro Blooper had no clue where Dragohoho was but then knew as he threw a Woohoo Boulder at his head. Electro Blooper fell out of the sky and to the ground with a huge thump. Electro Blooper looked up and saw the goofy dragon laughing at his small victory. He took the oppertunity and began shooting Electric Goop at the dragon. The substance hit the dragon and splattered all over his body. The Electic Goop stuck to all parts of Dragohoho's body, inculding his wings, and sent him soaring to the ground. Electro Blooper pulled out his Anchor and Chain one last time and swung it at the disabled dragon. The Anchor nailed the beast and sent his flying to the wall knocking him out for good. Grubba then shouted out, "Ok folks! Looks like we have a winner! The one and only Short Circuit!" One random Toad clapped in the audience. "Oh yea we don't have any fans left. But that's okay. Electro Blooper we'll see you at the Finals! And now for you Peasley...Peasley?" Dragohoho had transformed back into Peasley and he was escorted out of the Glitz Pit by medical staff to be healed. "Gosh danggit!" yelled Grubba
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Post by vidguysteve on Jan 23, 2008 15:55:58 GMT -5
Glitz Pit Tournament: Semifinals: Fight 2 Shadow King Grodus VS SharptoothGrubba grumbled as he walked down to the Pit. First, almost no one shows up for the last match. Then, he didn’t even get to drain the loser. ‘Well, maybe today will be better,’ thought the Clubba as he walked out onto the Glitz Pit. “HEEEELLOOOOOOOOOOO GLITZVILLE! HOW YA’LL FEELIN’?!” Grubba looked out at his “audience”, which composed of one person, who seemed to be sleeping. “Yeah… ladies ‘n’ gents… put yer hands together… blah blah blah… Grodus come out.” Grodus Shadow-Warped onto the arena, upset over the sub-par introduction he received. “An’ now, give it up for Sharptooth… woo…” Grubba announced unenthusiastically. … ”Wait a minute! Sharptooth ain’t here folks! Wellsir, if he ain’t here to fight, then I guess we have to give the fight to G-“ At that moment, the sound of fingers snapping could be heard, and Sharptooth suddenly appeared, confused. ”Whad in da woild?” Grubba looked out at the audience, which was now completely packed full of screaming fans. A full house, except for the seat that the single audience member was sitting in before, which was mysteriously empty. “Well… uh… ya’ll paid to get in here, so that’s all that I care about! Alright you two, on my count! On-“ “Three!” Sharptooth interrupted, opening with a spray of bullets at Grodus, causing Grubba to dive off the stage to avoid the bullets. Grodus already had two Shadow Hands ready to spring out, and they rose around Grodus just in time, protecting him from the deadly projectiles. youtube.com/watch?v=ZlTieMyvyRASharptooth continued firing at Grodus, but the bullets were all intercepted by the Shadow Hands he had summoned. “Heh… Those hands won’t last forever! And I got plenty of ammo! Once they’re down, you’re DONE!” Sharptooth had a fool-proof plan: He knew Grodus’ powers came from his staff, so he just needed to take that out, and it would be a much easier job. Behind his shield of Shadows, Grodus was counting to himself. “…Ninety-seven, ninety-eight, ninety-nine, one hundred! Gaack ack ack! Good… Now!” Sharptooth was caught by surprise when the two Shadow Hands came rushing towards him. He quickly fired at one, finally destroying it, and started to run from the second one as he reloaded. Sharptooth was too busy focusing on loading his gun and staying ahead of the hand, he wasn’t ready when a bolt of dark lightning came crashing down on his head, sending him reeling backwards. Luckily, he was propelled past the Shadow Hand and quickly got up, taking aim at Grodus. After destroying the second Shadow Hand with a well-thrown grenade, Sharptooth turned his attention back to Grodus and began firing wildly at the X-Naut leader. Grodus laughed as the bullets harmlessly bounced off of his Grodus-X’s barrier. “Gaack ack ack! That won’t work on me! Die, fool!” Grodus cackled wildly as he began firing bolt after bolt of Dark Lightning; Sharptooth wasn’t able to dodge them all. Sharptooth picked himself up after another bolt and began to circle strafe around Grodus, targeting his Grodus-Xs. “Damnit! This is takin’ too long… I got ta do something…” Sharptooth turned and charged towards Grodus with reckless abandon, quickly reaching the edge of Grodus’ barrier. A few Grodus-Xs swooped by at him, but were quickly defeated by a swing from his gun. Sharptooth reached into his pocket and pulled out a POW Bomb. Sticking it onto the shield itself, Sharptooth dashed backwards to avoid the explosion. www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/35951The Grodus-Xs were all destroyed, and Grodus was knocked back a bit. Seeing Sharptooth take aim at him, Grodus quickly summoned a Shadow Hand to sweep at him while he took the opportunity to dive into the shadows. Dispatching of the Shadow Hand, Sharptooth eyed the arena carefully. He learned from his battle with GT that Grodus would probably try to reappear nearby or behind him to try to get the drop on him. Sharptooth kept his eyes peeled for any sign of movement or irregularity near him. Sharptooth felt a slight tremble of dark energy and aimed at the spot behind him where a shadowy figure began to rise. Sharptooth unloaded a round of ammo on the figure, and only stopped once he realized that he had been duped. www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/66142Grodus had summoned a Shadow Hand to distract Sharptooth as he rose out of the center of the stage. Grodus cackled as he began to spin around quickly. Sharptooth turned to fire at Grodus, but he had more Grodus-Xs ready to shield him. Faster and faster Grodus spun, with flames dancing around him. Soon, the flames began to grow larger and larger, filling up the entire force field. The Grodus-Xs were destroyed by their own master’s attack, and the barrier exploded in a brilliant blast of fire that covered the entire arena. Sharptooth ducked into his Bullet-Proof Vest to defend himself, but the flames were too intense, and the Kevlar began to burn away. Sharptooth held his breath and hoped that the vest could hold out. ‘Come on… just a little more… don’t quit on me…’ Sharptooth exhaled deeply once he felt the fire begin to die down, and heard the sound of footsteps walking towards him. ‘I’ll get ‘im by surprise, and then I’ll use dat move…” Grodus stood over the charred suit and cackled victoriously. “Pathetic Goomba! You should know not to pick fights with your obvious superiors.” Grodus turned his back on the huddled mass to address Grubba, but hadn’t took more than two steps before he heard a yell. ”HA! Got yeh now!” Sharptooth jumped out of the vest and with a mighty lunge, sunk his tooth into the back of Grodus’ mechanical neck. ‘Yeah! That’ll teach ‘im! No one survives my Sharptooth!’ ”My turn…” Sharptooth was hit with a sudden shock as he realized that Grodus hadn’t collapsed to the floor, or even flinch. The truth was, Grodus didn’t feel a thing, other than a slight tingling that came from having a wire or two cut, and before Sharptooth could react, Grodus took the sharpened end of his staff and plunged it into the back of Sharptooth’s neck. The Goomba Gangster was killed instantly. “YEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW! That was one heck of a fight, ladies ‘n’ germs! And it got over with a lot quicker, too. Give it up for our winner, THE SHADOOOOOW KIIIIIIIING! Grodus will be movin’ on to the Final Round of the Tournament! But before that, we’re gonna have a placement match between our two Guard Captains to decide who takes Third.” The crowd went absolutely wild. Fans cheered and screamed for Grodus as he waved to them. And not a single one got shot or burned, or anything! Grubba dropped a Life Shroom on Sharptooth, who slowly began to stir. Before he even knew what happened, Sharptooth had vanished again in the same way he had appeared. ”LADIES ‘N’ GENTLEMEN! THE GLITZ PIT TOURNAMENT WILL SOON COME TO AN END! WHO’S GONNA WIN IT?”
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Post by vidguysteve on Jan 23, 2008 16:02:47 GMT -5
Updated Bracket
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Post by Makajawan on Jan 29, 2008 17:46:03 GMT -5
Glitz Pit Tournament:
Sub-Finals:
Sharptooth vs. Peasley
Grubba walked onto the stage. This time, it was filled with screaming fans after the last battle. Hoo boy, this was good.
"WELCOME TO ROUND 15 OF THE PIT O' GLITZ TOURNAMENT! How y'all doin'?" announced Grubba. The fans began to cheer even louder. “AWRIGHT! Let’s give it up, for the Flying Bean, PRINCE PEASLEY!”
Fans cheered wildly as Peasley flew onto his stage. Peasley flipped his hair, blinding no one, as they remembered to bring their sunglasses.
Grubba continued, “Now, let’s hear it for SHARPTOOTH!”
Sharptooth jumped onto the stage, spun around, leapt up. “Ya messin’ wit’ da wrong Goomba, beany.”
Grubba, anxious to the begin the fight, finished the introductions. “Let’s get ready to, BATTLE!”
Peasley immediately flipped his hair, hoping to blind Sharptooth. He flew down at the Goomba, preparing to slice his guns into tiny bits. Sharptooth just stood there, as if in a daze. Peasley slashed at Sharptooth’s guns, and Sharpttoh quickly tucked his guns in and sent his body into the Rapier instead. The attack was reflected back at Peasley, which shattered the Beanium Armor and sent him flying back.
Sharptooth pointed to his sunglasses, “Didn’t notice these babies, did ya’? An’ mah Special Juice reflected that Rapier back at’cha.”
Peasley got up, and prepared to whistle for his flying bean. However, Sharptooth was already there, and had pulled out a roll of Duct Tape. Peasley whipped out his Rapier and slashed at Sharptooth, knocking him away from his face. Sharptooth hopped up and put away the duct tape. Whipping out his Tommy Gun, he began to fire wildly at Peasley. Peasley hopped on his flying bean and expertly dodged the bullets, thanks to the juice he drank before the battle, and began darting around the arena. Sharptooth went crazy, firing his Tommy Gun every which way, forcing the fans to duck under anything they could find. After spinning around enough, Sharptooth tripped over his feet. Peasley seized the opportunity and rushed at Sharptooth, slashing at his guns. Sharptooth instantly tucked them inside his bullet-proof vest and began to roll around the stage (Not a hard feat with his squatish body) and away from Peasley and the After-Image copies. Using his Tommy Gun, he took care of the copies and waited for Peasley’s next move.
Peasley realized that this strategy would be ineffective, so he started firing energy slashes at Sharptooth. Sharptooth dodged them like a pro, and Peasley realized that he needed to add hair flips to the mix. But, with those sunglasses, hair flips were useless. That meant...
Peasley charged at Sharptooth, dodging bullet after bullet. He hoped to slash off Sharptooth’s sunglasses, making him vulnerable to hair flips. Peasley prepared to slash, but Sharptooth blocked it with the back of his gun. However, that sliced off the barrel, and made his gun useless. Throwing it at the ground in disgust, he whipped out a grenade and threw it at Peasley. While Peasley was digruntled, he put a few grenades on his rapier and threw it at Peasley. Peasley was knocked back by the explosion, and Sharptooth leapt at him, tackling him and flinging him to the ground. He covered Peasley’s mouth with duct tape, preventing Peasley from signaling for his bean. Then, he kicked Peasley in the crotch, followed by the face. He shoved a few grenades down Peasley’s throat, and stabbed him. This finished off the Beanbean Prince. Or so he thought.
“Ho ho! DRAGOHOHO!” Peasley laughed as he began to transform. Sharptooth, who was already on top of Peasley, held on tightly. As Peasley flew into the air, Sharptooth began to stab the beast as much as he could. Dragohoho shook him off, and Sharptooth landed on the ground. He started tossing grenades at Peasley, who countered by shooting Hoo Blocks. Both dodged rather effectively, but both managed to score a few hits. Sharptooth was less than impressed by Peasley’s shooting- half of the Hoo Blocks came nowhere near him.
“Ha! How ‘bout dat?” laughed Sharptooth as he lobbed another grenade. In answer, Peasley dodged fired another Hoo Block. Sharptooth rolled to the left, only to find it barricaded by a Hoo Block. He rushed to the right, but it was blocked too. Now he knew why Peasley had been aiming so poorly- he was forming a barricade. Looking up, Sharptooth saw the block closing in.
In desperation, Sharptooth lobbed another grenade. The Hoo Block exploded, along with others around him, and Sharptooth was safe. He began throwing grenades with renewed vim and vigor, hoping to get Peasley down. When he found he was on his, last, his hopes sank. Now there was no way he could hit the flying Peasley.
Peasley sprayed hoo blocks seemingly randomly again, hoping to block Sharptooth in again. Sharptooth dodged the few that were actually at him, hoping to hold on as long as he could.
He pulled out his rapier, and threw it into the air. Dragohoho pulled out a massive Hoo Block, shooting it down at the once again barricaded Sharptooth. The Rapier hit its mark and Dragohoho fell to the ground. He was nearly defeated, but not gone yet. Judging by the landing mark of his Hoo Block, Sharptooth was.
As Dragohoho began to smash the blocks, Grubba prepared to announce the winner. “LADIES AND GENTS, GIVE IT UP FER THIS ROUND’S WINNER, PRINC- Hey, whadda we have here?”
Underneath the Hoo Blocks was Sharptooth, curled up in his vest. He lurched out, and sunk his teeth into the surprised Dragohoho. Sharptooth finished off the lizard, and then loosened his hold.
Grubba was greatly surprised, “Hoo boy, looks like we got us a different winner. GIVE IT UP FER SHARPTOOTH!”
The fans who had not yet gotten up from their safety positions cheered wildly. Sharptooth jumped off of the stage. Meanwhile, a life shroom fell from the ceiling and into Dragohoho’s open mouth. Peasley was revived, now back to his original form, and wearing his Honorary Guard Captain’s uniform. He shouted, “I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!” and ran off the stage, singing, “DANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA BEANMAN!” He got on his flying bean and flew away.
Grubba sulked back to his office. Another perfect specimen escaped.
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Post by yoshisoul on Feb 18, 2008 14:52:48 GMT -5
The Championship Battlewww.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/59320The stage was set. The final clash between fighters was about to commence. The end was near. Soon, the whole world would know who the real champion is, here in the Glitz Pit Tournament. No one was about to miss the biggest event in the history of Glitzville. Here it comes. The moment you’ve all been waiting (WAY TOO LONG) for: THE CHAMPIONSHIP! The stadium within the Glitz Pit was completely packed, with tons of fans leaning over the bleachers, and tons more crammed into them. Nothing but constant cheering and talking occupied the first hour. Then, the doors to the Pit opened. Grubba, making his appearance, strolled up to the ring. The screams and cheers of fans echoes throughout the Pit’s round ceiling. With the microphone in hand, Grubba was ready to kick off the battle. And so, he started. “HOWDY YA’LL!” Grubba yelled above the audience’s roar. “How’re ya’ll doin’ tonight?” “WOOOOOO!” The volume of the cheers really picked up now. “Good! Good! Now, it’s time for the darn biggest event in all yer lives! That’s right folks! The Championship Battle is about to begin! Woo! This’s gonna be a’goodun, I know it! ‘Iight, let’s introduce the fighters, why don’t we? That’s why we’re ‘ere! Our first competitor is 10 tentacles or so of pure brawl. A force to be reckoned with, mainly cuz’ of his ‘shocking’ personality! (Boooo….). Ladies and Gents, I give you… Electro Blooper, the Short Circuit!” The crowd went insane as their beloved Blooper entered through the metal doors on the left side of the Pit. He trudged up to the ring in a somewhat glamorous style, ready for the fight of his life. Upon entering the ring, he let out a fearsome chant. “BLOOOBLOOOP! BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!” (Ha, who’s this guy? A shadow? What kind of enemy is a shadow? Hmmm? Ha, piece of cake!) “Yeah…” Grubba said, “I like blueberry pie too. Alright, now folks, we got our other fighter. Straight down from the shadowy depths, this guy will shape shift all ova’ you! He will OWN you! Hey folks, give it up for… Shadow King Grodus, the Shadow King himself!” More loudness poured from the audience as their mischievous fave fighter rose up from the floor of the ring using his famed Shadow Warp. Grodus took in the applause, but didn’t get ahead of himself. “Now, now. I do realize how incredibly uber I am. But, let’s take care of business first, shall we? Don’t worry, it won’t last long… and THEN you get your Grodus! “Woah!” Grubba exclaimed, “This guy sure seems like he knows what he’s a’doin’. But, we’ll see. Folks, you ready for the biggest, baddest, most intensifying, superb fight of the century? “YEEEEEAAHHHH!!!” “Woo! Then, let’s crank up the tunes, and get ready to BRAWL!” The gong is whacked, and the battle begins. www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/82381As the bell rang, Electro Blooper made no hesitation to be the first to strike. After a loud screech, Blooper immediately electrified himself and flung himself at Grodus. However, Grodus shadow warped, causing Blooper’s attack to miss. Grodus emerged from the shadows, and fired shadow water at Blooper, who was recovering from the bump he got when he missed and smashed into the ground. The acidic water burned Blooper, who was already angered by Grodus’s smart moves. Grodus then cast a ring of Shadow Fire around Blooper, which was hurting him even more. Blooper tried to ignore the flames, and pulled out his anchor n’ chain. He cleared a path through the fire, and swung the anchor around, causing it to hit Grodus, who was to busy laughing at Blooper’s incompetence to notice. Grodus was knocked over, being flung halfway across the ring. He noticed a small crack in his helmet-thing. “Nobody cracks ME up!” yelled Grodus over the cheers of the audience. Grodus pulled out the Star Rod, which glistened under the spotlights like the stars in the sky. He cast a wing spell at Blooper. Blooper tried to stay on his feet, but was ultimately knocked onto his back. Grodus took the opportunity to cast some more shadow water and fire at the downed Blooper. Blooper, through the chaos, sprung out a tentacle at Grodus. He stopped casting spells to Shadow Warp to avoid the strike. Unfortunately, when he reemerged he popped up right next to anther tentacle. Blooper seized Grodus, and smacked him down to the ground. Still holding on to him, Blooper sent a massive shock through his tentacle, right down to Grodus. Grodus became all spastic because of the shock, causing Blooper to drop him. As Grodus regained his strength, he Shadow Warped again. Blooper took to the skies to keep an eye out for his reappearance. Grodus’s plan was to pop up as soon as Blooper landed, but that wasn’t going to happen anytime soon. He took his chances, and quickly emerged, holding his staff up. Blooper immediately flung his Anchor at Grodus, who skillfully blocked it with the power of his Shadow Staff. A series of blocks followed, as Blooper was consistent in his swings. Seizing an opportunity to catch Grodus off-guard, Blooper delivered a shockwave through his tentacle, firing it off at Grodus. Grodus, however, was thinking the same thing, at the same time, and fired of a huge amount of Shadow Water at Blooper. The two beams of energy collided, and bashed at each other for a few seconds, before they exploded in an epic explosion of epic proportions. Epic, I know. The two fighters were blown back to opposite corners of the ring. “Woo!” Grubba exclaimed. “This is one ‘ell of a fight! Go gettum!” Blooper was the first to get off the ground. He took the opportunity to attack the downed Grodus. He extended his tentacles to the ends of the ring, and rushed at Grodus. Grodus, who just got up, noticed the large squid tentacle coming right at him. “Oh ****” And Grodus was then knocked down by the classic Clothesline move. This really pumped up the fans in the audience, who were begging for more. So Blooper, never one to disappoint his fans, layethed the smack down. He only got a few hits in, though, before Grodus shadow warped the hell outta there. He quickly reappeared behind Blooper, and stuck the pointy part of his staff into Blooper’s flesh. Blooper was shocked of the pain, as Grodus fired a couple of bullets into Blooper’s system. Blooper quickly shook Grodus off, but the damage was done. As Blooper limped over to a corner of the ring, Grodus made no stop to his onslaught of attacks. He quickly fired some more Shadow power at Blooper, who just tried to ignore it. After being dealt with a massive amount of damage, Blooper flailed his arms around wildly, hoping to hit Grodus. Grodus simply dodged and fired. Suddenly, Blooper’s systems seemed to go back online. Grodus didn’t know why, but he sure wasn’t happy about it. He quickly fired electro-goop at Grodus, who really wasn’t paying too much attention. He was knocked backwards, but got up and swung his Star Rod some more, to cast powerful spells. Trying to dodge them as best he could, Blooper made his movements unpredictable. He took a chance to swing his anchor at Grodus’s hand. It hit, and the pain caused Grodus to drop the Star Rod, which flew out of the ring. Knowing he couldn’t leave the ring, Grodus had to fight without it. Luckily, he could still use his staff. As Blooper struck a tentacle at Grodus, he pounded his staff right into the end of it, forcing a massive amount of dark energy through the Blooper. Blooper was knocked away from the blast, and struggled to get up. Now, Blooper was feeling some hard pain. It was a lot for him to handle all this darkness. Grodus was also hurt, but refused to show it. You could see the burning flames in Grodus’s eyes. He shadow warped over to Blooper, but Blooper wasn’t about to just give up. He swiftly pulled out his anchor, and struck Grodus with it. Grodus tried to block it with his staff, but without the star rod’s power, the staff wouldn’t protect him from that kind of blunt impact. He was pushed backwards, and the staff… well, it broke. Don’t worry, he’ll shadow-heal it later, but for now, it broke. He attempted to fix it right then and there, but Blooper seized the point half of the staff. Pissed off, Grodus took the other half and rushed at Blooper. The two staffs collided, and a massive shadow storm followed. Neither fighter could see the other. Grodus lost his cool, and was just extremely mad. He tried to find the staff-half he dropped in the midst of the storm. Suddenly, Grodus was blown backwards, as Blooper took a chance swing with his anchor, which hit Grodus. The shadow storm ended shortly thereafter. Grodus took the pointy end of the staff, which Blooper dropped, and again rushed at Blooper. Blooper guarded with the other half of the stick once again. But Grodus really put his back into it, and the staff slipped out of Bloopers hand. Grodus quickly drove the pointy staff into the shadow-ball on top of the other half, causing a massive swarm of shadows to engage Blooper. At this point, the power of the shadow was simply too much for Blooper to bear. He tried to fend off the shadows, but he soon fell victim to the power. Grodus, the Shadow King, had defeated Electro Blooper. As he mended his staff back together, Grubba came on to the ring. “Woo-wee! What a fight! What a battle! Congrats, Grodus! Ya won the championship!” Grodus didn’t say anything. He might have won, but just barely at that. He was sitting in the corner, panting. Electro Blooper opened his eyes. He was disappointed in his loss, but he was proud that he made it this far. The tourney was over and the awards were soon to come. Or so they thought… Grodus looked over the ring to find his Star Rod, but it was nowhere to be seen. “Hey… where… where’s my Star Rod?” “Oh… ya mean this?” Grubba said. “Well, I personally am fond of mah Grubba star, but THIS! Haha, THIS! Oh man, this is perfect. And you, my Champion, are about to witness my full potential!” “Wait… what?” “MAAAAACCCHHHOOOO GGGGRRRUUUBBBAAA!!!!” Suddenly, Grubba transformed into Macho Grubba, using the power of the star rod. He flexed a bit, and then stared Grodus down. “You’ve proven yourself to be the best of the best, fighta’! So, I deserve the best of the best for my eternal longevity! Harharharharhar!” To be continued….
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Post by yoshisoul on Mar 31, 2008 19:54:21 GMT -5
The Final FINAL Battle! www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/109650"MACHO GRUBBBBAAAA!!!" "This... don't look to good..." said Grodus in despair. He knew not what to do. Grubba had stolen his star rod, the source of most of his power. He cast a few dark spells at Grubba, but the monster simply reflected them back. Grubba rose the star rod high, and aimed it at Grodus. "Hyuck Hyuck Hyuck!" laughed Grubba, "The star rod itself is a majesty, but you are my ROYAL SUBJECT!" A beam of highly concentrated energy shot out of the rod, and engulfed Grodus in its mighty aura. Grodus could feel that the energy was being sucked out of him in an unexplainable way, much like the way a Metroid preys on its victims. I mean, Mariotroid. There we go. Anyway, yeah. Grodus tried to resist the loss of power, but he eventually fell to its incredible pull. "Must... stop... loosing... power... and... must... stop... speaking... in... stutters...!" Suddenly, something whipped out at Grubba's arm. He dropped the star rod onto the ground. He picked it up, but it was enough time for Grodus to escape and hid behind the judging table. He looked over to see his savior: none other than Electro Blooper. Grodus was surprised, but there was no time to talk. Blooper took center stage by following up with a series of fierce tentacle smacks. Blooper's Anchor n' Chain could deflect shots fired at him. It was tough to use for blocking, but he got used to it. Grubba instisted, and kept on firing Star Blasts, but the efforts were wasted. During a slight pause in the action, Blooper took his chance and wailed Grubba in the side, right with his Anchor n' Chain. Grubba reeled in pain, and let out a shockwave that shook Blooper of the ring, and crashing into the judges table. The table collapsed upon impact, revealing the hiding Grodus. "So..." Grodus said, "Why are you helping me again?" "We're not enemies because of our fights, Grodus," Blooper reasoned, "we simply tested our skills in combat. We may not be the best of friends, but we are not the worst of foes." "Really?" "Nah, I hate yer guts. But he has the star rod. So yeah. I guess we'll just have to forget our differences and fight!" "Woo!" They both jumped back into the ring, ready as ever to fight. However, Grubba wasn't going to be nearly as predictable anymore. In fact, fate was about to take a turn for the unexpected. "Hrmph..." Grubba grunted, "You think that double-teamin' me's gonna make much'a difference? I dun think so! Watch this!" Without warning, Grubba went up and swallowed the star rod. Yes. Swallowed. As in ate violently. In case you didn't know. Now Grubba had fully absorbed the star rod's power, making himself nearly invincible. But this wasn't enough to stop the team of two, who could slightly overcome this power. Grubba piledrove into the ground, creating a shockwave that Blooper and Grodus jumped over, henceforth avoiding it. Grodus immediatly rushed it and took a few Dark Slashes with his staff, while Blooper used electric attacks from afar. Even with the power of the star rod, Grubba was already feeling the heat. Grubba then knocked Grodus away with a ground sweep, and followed up with a few more deadly smashes. Grodus was quick to recover, though, and let a load of Shadow Water lose upon Grubba, which stunned him. Blooper went in with his Anchor' Chain and smashed Grubba to bits. Grubba was knocked back, but got up, frusterated. "Hyuck Hyuck... yer good, but I guess I've been playing a bit sloppy. Not no more, I reckon." Grubba held fast, and absorbed quite a bit more energy, giving him boosted speed, attack, and defense. He also grew even larger. Without hesitation, the other two fighters rushed in on Grubba. But Grubba, who was fond of his newfound power, simply jumped up and crushed them both with his feet. He then jumped off, revealing two squashed souls. But since we're talking video-game logic, the characters sprung back up like a spring, itching to fight some more. Grubba went backwards a bit, and then ran and leapt forward, with his arms in front of him, and smashed the ground. This created a violent tremor that shook the competators of the ring. The battle continued in the stands. Grubba fired off Dark Blasts, while Blooper used a mixture of electric attacks. They had to keep their distance, for Grubba was all for melee, and none for range. The fight was epic, but nothing out of the ordinary. The plan was to evade and strike from afar, and while Macho Grubba got in a few hits here and there, it was the team of two that excelled. Finally, all three had been exausted. But the fight was not. "Well..." Grodus said, "I guess Grubba's not all cracked up as everyone says." "You got that right." Blooper said, panting. "WHAT? Sure, I'm a bit ova'rated, but I... wait a second... look!" Grubba yelled out. Out of the ring came a glowing, circular object. "Look! It's a bird!" Grubba yelled. "It's a plane!" followed Blooper. "What the hell? How do you guys confuse a ****ing smash ball with birds and planes?" "We're near-sighted." They said in unison. "Whatever. NOW yull see mah true power!" Grubba immediatly went over and destroyed one of the smash balls. Grubba then began to glow with it's incredible energy. He was about to release a superpowerful attack called DOOMSDRAIN. Grubba shot out two beams of green, which were able to instantly suck the life out of whatever they touched. "Oh ****." Blooper said. "Don't worry," Grodus replied. "Quick, do an air dodge." "I don't know how to do an air dodge." "Just press R." "I'm using a Wiimote." "Then... damn, I never played with just the Wiimote. Uh... hmm... Oh great, here comes the beams. Uh... DO A BARREL ROLL!" "COPY THAT!" They both managed to dodge the beams, one with an air dodge, and the other with the famous barrel roll. "WHAAAAAT!?" Grubba yelled. "Why didn't that kill ya'll!?" "Well," Grubba started, "final smashes are overrated. Blooper, grab me that homerun bat." "Kay, now what?" "Watch." Grodus wound up, and hit one hard at Grubba, causing him to go flying around the room. "Pa-ching!" Grubba eventually stopped when he landed back in the rings center. He was nearly dead, but not just yet. "Damn," Blooper said... "Now wadda we do?" "Uh... get me Jiggs." "Well, okay." Jigglypuff came from nowhere, as if on que. "Okay, now homerun her about five times." Grodus instructed. "Aw... but Jigglypuff is so nice and cuddly!" "Stop being gay. Just kill her. Five times." "Pa-ching!" "Pa-ching!" "Pa-ching!" "Pa-ching!" "Pa-ching!" "Alright," Grodus said, "now she got her final smash because of pity. Do yer thing, Jiggs!" "JIGGLY!" Jigglypuff started to grow... and grow... and grow... and grow... and... well... you get the picture. She started growing so fast that the team of two had to leave the pit. After engulfing the room, she let out a screech, and performed a MASSIVE attack. She then shrunk down to normal, and left. That was the expression on both fighters' faces. Anyway, they went up to Grubba, who was at his last breath. "I'm not... going down... a... a... alone...." Grubba let out one last massive shockwave that completly damaged the structure of the Pit and the entire city of Glitzville. But with that, Grubba had been defeated, and he coughed up the star rod. "YUSSS!! WOOHOO!!" Grodus yelled, happy that he reclaimed the rod. Suddenly, however, the room began to shake. The team of two went outside, and saw many concerned people. "Hey... w-w-what's going on?" Blooper asked a fellow fighter. "Uh... I uh... think we're... falling from the sky...""Oshi-!" A loud thundering noise was heard, and Glitzville did indeed start falling more noticably. The city was in panic. Lives were endangered. What would happen? Find out in the last installment of this dreadfully long RE!
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