kaka
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Post by kaka on Oct 25, 2007 17:06:11 GMT -5
You know, I could win. In a month, I would have 50k troops,an uber battleship a bunch of war machines, a highscale attack weapon and a hero and legendary item. You would have a bit stronger armor, 3 heroes,10k troops and a legendary item. Plus Count Blecks laugh is better than Luigis slogan...
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Post by vidguysteve on Oct 25, 2007 17:11:11 GMT -5
Well, it could go either way for the battle, but as far as your last claim you're wrong.
If Grodus' Laugh>Bleck's Laugh (As decided by a poll), and L-ater > Gaack ack ack ack, then L-ater > Bleck's Laugh.
It's the Law of Syllogism. SYLLOGISM!
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Post by kaka on Oct 25, 2007 17:17:25 GMT -5
*Stabs Law of Syllogism and hides it in a pit* What is this Law of Syllogism you speak of?
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Post by vidguysteve on Oct 25, 2007 17:18:12 GMT -5
Yay! One less thing for my Geometry teacher to b!tch at us about!
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Makajawan
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Post by Makajawan on Oct 25, 2007 17:30:41 GMT -5
Actually, I'd have 3 heroes, no troops (I won't attack you unless you kill them), Brobot L-Type, a legendary item and a really cool special power. You'd have less than 50k (casualties), a hero, legendary item, and all that other stuff. I'd probably win.
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Post by kaka on Oct 25, 2007 17:34:42 GMT -5
Um... Where did those casualties come from?
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Post by Makajawan on Oct 25, 2007 17:36:55 GMT -5
I won't attack you if you don't attack me. So, for this battle to occur, you have to attack first. I'd lose all my troops, and of course, you'd take casualties too. That's where they come from.
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Post by kaka on Oct 26, 2007 15:49:26 GMT -5
General: Count Bleckian (an alienafied version of Count Bleck,is green, can shapeshift,and does everything Count Bleck can do.) Captain: Count Bleck(Can shoot blasts of black magic, teleport, summon mini black holes, summon non-aggresive black holes which my troops can travel through and pop out the at the other on, no enemy units can get in these.) Messenger: Squirpo(A squirp that can fly suuuuper fast. Shoots lasers) Base: Squirps Home Planet, specifacally a castle called Count Bleckians Castle, Encampment Count Blecks Castle Coins: 3800 Army:
At Count Bleckians: 1000 Telkinetic Nauts(Telkinetic/Shapeshifter)(They can move things like weapons and when in large groups, other things, they can also teleport themselves and other people. Can also shapeshift) 1500 S-Nauts(Melee unit/shapeshifter) 1000 bullet bill cannons( these are currently stationed on the Castles walls) 1500 S-naut healthmen(Healer/Longranged)(Can cast healing spells from a distance.) 1500 Squirpian Burrow Clefts(Heavy Melee/Disguised)(These guys can disguise themselves as rocks on Squirps planet. They can dig underground and see through dirt. When an enemy is above them, they jump up through the dirt and hit them. They are covered in spikes.) 1000 Blazooka Nauts(Heavy Ranged/Anti War Machine)(Armed with bazookas that fire guided black magic missiles, they pose a formidable threat to war machines. When faced with infantry, the only time they hit them is when they are in huge clumps, or they would dodge it.) At Count Blecks: 2000 Telkinetic Koopas(Telkinetic/Shapeshifter)(They can move things like weapons and when in large groups, other things, they can also teleport themselves and other people. Can also shapeshift) 1000 Koopatrols (Heavy Melee) 1500 chain chomps(Heavy Melee/Fast) 1500 bullet bill cannons( these are currently stationed on the Castles walls) 1500 Electric Koopas(Electric/Longranged)(Can shoot lightning from hands and take off their shells and throw them at enemies which shock them and it always comes back to them. Immune to electricity.) Projects: Build Super Binoculars(A super hard to break binocular that can see very far, even too the Mushroom Kingdom and the Moon) 20 days Cloak Count Bleckians Castle (Makes Count Bleckians Castle invisible) 6 days Build 2-way teleporter between Count Blecks Castle and Count Bleckians Castle.(Can let troops teleport instantly from one base to another.)4 days Make Bleckian Battleship(Holds 100,000 troops. Has warp speed, can go into space,a cloaking device, black magic turrets that are motioin-censored and shoot black magic, it can open a hatch at the front and let go a humongous blast of black magic but can only be used once every 30 minutes)76 days
War machines at Count Blecks: Mario Kart( Very fast one seater war mahine that has two machine gun turrets and can lay down mines as it is going.)
War Machines at Count Bleckians: 1 Squirpian Devastator( A tank that fires missiles and lasers, and has 2 soul bullet bill cannons, holds 6,000)
Log:Count Bleck:Bored... Count Bleckian: Bored...
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Post by kaka on Oct 27, 2007 10:26:54 GMT -5
And Makajawan, I could hire a merc.
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Post by kaka on Oct 27, 2007 10:31:21 GMT -5
General: Count Bleckian (an alienafied version of Count Bleck,is green, can shapeshift,and does everything Count Bleck can do.) Captain: Count Bleck(Can shoot blasts of black magic, teleport, summon mini black holes, summon non-aggresive black holes which my troops can travel through and pop out the at the other on, no enemy units can get in these.) Messenger: Squirpo(A squirp that can fly suuuuper fast. Shoots lasers) Base: Squirps Home Planet, specifacally a castle called Count Bleckians Castle, Encampment Count Blecks Castle Coins: 4200 Army:
At Count Bleckians: 1000 Telkinetic Nauts(Telkinetic/Shapeshifter)(They can move things like weapons and when in large groups, other things, they can also teleport themselves and other people. Can also shapeshift) 1500 S-Nauts(Melee unit/shapeshifter) 1000 bullet bill cannons( these are currently stationed on the Castles walls) 1500 S-naut healthmen(Healer/Longranged)(Can cast healing spells from a distance.) 1500 Squirpian Burrow Clefts(Heavy Melee/Disguised)(These guys can disguise themselves as rocks on Squirps planet. They can dig underground and see through dirt. When an enemy is above them, they jump up through the dirt and hit them. They are covered in spikes.) 2000 Blazooka Nauts(Heavy Ranged/Anti War Machine)(Armed with bazookas that fire guided black magic missiles, they pose a formidable threat to war machines. When faced with infantry, the only time they hit them is when they are in huge clumps, or they would dodge it.) At Count Blecks: 2000 Telkinetic Koopas(Telkinetic/Shapeshifter)(They can move things like weapons and when in large groups, other things, they can also teleport themselves and other people. Can also shapeshift) 1000 Koopatrols (Heavy Melee) 1500 chain chomps(Heavy Melee/Fast) 1500 bullet bill cannons( these are currently stationed on the Castles walls) 1500 Electric Koopas(Electric/Longranged)(Can shoot lightning from hands and take off their shells and throw them at enemies which shock them and it always comes back to them. Immune to electricity.) 1000 Moon Clefts(HeavyMelee/Disguised)(Disguised as rocks until an enemy comes and they ambush them, they are covered in spikes.) Projects: Build Super Binoculars(A super hard to break binocular that can see very far, even too the Mushroom Kingdom and the Moon) 16 days Cloak Count Bleckians Castle (Makes Count Bleckians Castle invisible) 2 days Make War Machine Factory(Makes war machine every x days) 20 days Make Bleckian Battleship(Holds 100,000 troops. Has warp speed, can go into space,a cloaking device, black magic turrets that are motioin-censored and shoot black magic, it can open a hatch at the front and let go a humongous blast of black magic but can only be used once every 30 minutes)72 days Completed projects: 2-way teleporter War machines at Count Blecks: Mario Kart( Very fast one seater war mahine that has two machine gun turrets and can lay down mines as it is going.)
War Machines at Count Bleckians: 1 Squirpian Devastator( A tank that fires missiles and lasers, and has 2 soul bullet bill cannons, holds 500)
Log:Count Bleck:We have finished our 2-way teleporter between bases! Count Bleckian:The teleporter is a grat asset.
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Post by kaka on Oct 28, 2007 12:29:59 GMT -5
General: Count Bleckian (an alienafied version of Count Bleck,is green, can shapeshift,and does everything Count Bleck can do.) Captain: Count Bleck(Can shoot blasts of black magic, teleport, summon mini black holes, summon non-aggresive black holes which my troops can travel through and pop out the at the other on, no enemy units can get in these.) Messenger: Squirpo(A squirp that can fly suuuuper fast. Shoots lasers) 1000 Civilians Encampment Base: Squirps Home Planet, specifacally a castle called Count Bleckians Castle, Encampment Count Blecks Castle Coins: 4600 Army:
At Count Bleckians: 1500 Telkinetic Nauts(Telkinetic/Shapeshifter)(They can move things like weapons and when in large groups, other things, they can also teleport themselves and other people. Can also shapeshift) 1500 S-Nauts(Melee unit/shapeshifter) 1500 bullet bill cannons( these are currently stationed on the Castles walls) 1500 S-naut healthmen(Healer/Longranged)(Can cast healing spells from a distance.) 1500 Squirpian Burrow Clefts(Heavy Melee/Disguised)(These guys can disguise themselves as rocks on Squirps planet. They can dig underground and see through dirt. When an enemy is above them, they jump up through the dirt and hit them. They are covered in spikes.) 2000 Blazooka Nauts(Heavy Ranged/Anti War Machine)(Armed with bazookas that fire guided black magic missiles, they pose a formidable threat to war machines. When faced with infantry, the only time they hit them is when they are in huge clumps, or they would dodge it.)
At Count Blecks: 2000 Telkinetic Koopas(Telkinetic/Shapeshifter)(They can move things like weapons and when in large groups, other things, they can also teleport themselves and other people. Can also shapeshift) 1000 Koopatrols (Heavy Melee) 1500 chain chomps(Heavy Melee/Fast) 1500 bullet bill cannons( these are currently stationed on the Castles walls) 1500 Electric Koopas(Electric/Longranged)(Can shoot lightning from hands and take off their shells and throw them at enemies which shock them and it always comes back to them. Immune to electricity.) 2000 Moon Clefts(HeavyMelee/Disguised)(Disguised as rocks until an enemy comes and they ambush them, they are covered in spikes.) Projects: Build Super Binoculars(A super hard to break binocular that can see very far, even too the Mushroom Kingdom and the Moon) 12 days Make Uber Units 30 days Make War Machine Factory(Makes war machine every x days) 16 days Make Bleckian Battleship(Holds 100,000 troops. Has warp speed, can go into space,a cloaking device, black magic turrets that are motioin-censored and shoot black magic, it can open a hatch at the front and let go a humongous blast of black magic but can only be used once every 30 minutes)68 days Completed projects: 2-way teleporter Count Bleckians Base is invisible War machines at Count Blecks: Mario Kart( Very fast one seater war mahine that has two machine gun turrets and can lay down mines as it is going.)
War Machines at Count Bleckians: 1 Squirpian Devastator( A tank that fires missiles and lasers, and has 2 soul bullet bill cannons, holds 500)
Log:Count Bleck: Got a letter from Rawk Hawk about some things to buy. I am getting 2 fake champ belts. 1 for me and 1 for Count Bleckian. Count Bleckian: My base is now invisible! No-one will find me! Dear Rawk Hawk, I would like to buy 2 fake champ belts. The money is enclosed in here. From Count Bleck
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Post by Makajawan on Oct 28, 2007 13:58:06 GMT -5
And Makajawan, I could hire a merc. So could I. The bottom line is, don't attack me. I won't attack you if you don't attack me.
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Post by vidguysteve on Oct 28, 2007 14:00:18 GMT -5
Wait- a Merc hiring a Merc?! PREPOSTEROUS!
Besides, and there's three Mercs now that Cortez has joined. But, good luck getting him to the WoahZone.
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Post by yoshisoul on Oct 28, 2007 14:21:15 GMT -5
To Count Bleckian
Sold! Add them to your inventory, subtract your coin total, and your good. Thanks for shopping at Glitville Goods! Come again!
Rawk Hawk.
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Post by kaka on Oct 29, 2007 17:33:42 GMT -5
General: Count Bleckian (an alienafied version of Count Bleck,is green, can shapeshift,and does everything Count Bleck can do.) Captain: Count Bleck(Can shoot blasts of black magic, teleport, summon mini black holes, summon non-aggresive black holes which my troops can travel through and pop out the at the other on, no enemy units can get in these.) Messenger: Squirpo(A squirp that can fly suuuuper fast. Shoots lasers) 1000 Civilians Encampment Base: Squirps Home Planet, specifacally a castle called Count Bleckians Castle, Encampment Count Blecks Castle Coins: 4920 Army:
At Count Bleckians: 1500 Telkinetic Nauts(Telkinetic/Shapeshifter)(They can move things like weapons and when in large groups, other things, they can also teleport themselves and other people. Can also shapeshift) 1500 S-Nauts(Melee unit/shapeshifter) 2500 bullet bill cannons( these are currently stationed on the Castles walls) 1500 S-naut healthmen(Healer/Longranged)(Can cast healing spells from a distance.) 1500 Squirpian Burrow Clefts(Heavy Melee/Disguised)(These guys can disguise themselves as rocks on Squirps planet. They can dig underground and see through dirt. When an enemy is above them, they jump up through the dirt and hit them. They are covered in spikes.) 2000 Blazooka Nauts(Heavy Ranged/Anti War Machine)(Armed with bazookas that fire guided black magic missiles, they pose a formidable threat to war machines. When faced with infantry, the only time they hit them is when they are in huge clumps, or they would dodge it.)
At Count Blecks: 2000 Telkinetic Koopas(Telkinetic/Shapeshifter)(They can move things like weapons and when in large groups, other things, they can also teleport themselves and other people.) 2000 Koopatrols (Heavy Melee) 1500 chain chomps(Heavy Melee/Fast) 1500 bullet bill cannons( these are currently stationed on the Castles walls) 1500 Electric Koopas(Electric/Longranged)(Can shoot lightning from hands and take off their shells and throw them at enemies which shock them and it always comes back to them. Immune to electricity.) 2000 Moon Clefts(HeavyMelee/Disguised)(Disguised as rocks until an enemy comes and they ambush them, they are covered in spikes.) Projects: Make DNA mine factory(Makes 1000 DNA mines every real day.) 20 days Make Uber Units 26 days Make War Machine Factory(Makes war machine every x days) 12 days Make Bleckian Battleship(Holds 100,000 troops. Has warp speed, can go into space,a cloaking device, black magic turrets that are motioin-censored and shoot black magic, it can open a hatch at the front and let go a humongous blast of black magic but can only be used once every 30 minutes)64 days Completed projects: 2-way teleporter Count Bleckians Base is invisible Super Binoculars at Count Bleckian War machines at Count Blecks: Mario Kart( Very fast one seater war machine that has two machine gun turrets and can lay down mines as it is going.)
War Machines at Count Bleckians: 1 Squirpian Devastator( A tank that fires missiles and lasers, and has 2 soul bullet bill cannons, holds 500)
Log:Count Bleck:Count Bleckian finished his binoculars. Whoopee. Count Bleckian: My binoculars are finished! Apparently it only took 20 days instead 0f 30. *Scans the earth and moon and Squirps planet* Base on the moon and base on my planet. I will offer an alliance to that person. Dear owner of the Whoa Zone, I would like to offer an alliance. We are the only 2 armies on the planet, and the alliance would help a lot. From, Count Bleckian
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