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Post by rydon7 on Oct 29, 2007 17:13:26 GMT -5
4 day-update
Army:- The Secret Society of the X-Nauts General:- Sir Grodus Captain:- Lord Crump, Baron Xannon Messenger:- Tec XX Bases:- The Moon Coins:- 4,000
Troops:- 5,000 X-Nauts (Basic Melee Unit) 5,000 X-Naut PhDs (Healing/Chemical Unit) 5,000 Sky-Nauts (Flying Melee Unit) 5,000 Yux (Long Range Unit) 2,000 X-Naut Demomen (Long Range Explosive Unit)
Total:- 22,000
War Machines:- 1 Magnus Von Grapple 2.0
Base Defences:- 1. Electric Tiles - Tec XX can select which tiles to electricute to avoid harming allies, but damage enemies. 2. Lazer Turrets - Tec XX also controls these so that they don't harm allies.
Allies:- Cackletta Wars:- Hiring:-
Research:- 1. Build The Battleship X-Naut - 92 days 2. Find the Emerald Star - 6 days 3. Find the Gold Star - 15 days 4. Find the Diamond Star - 6 days
Mech:- 10 days
Completed projects- Build a Jetpack Factory (Allows Sky-Nauts to be made) Allow X-Naut PhDs to use Potions Build a Super Telescope (Allows far away places to be seen) Find the Magical Map Build Magnus von Grapple 2.0 Mech Factory (Builds one mech once every 10 days)
Log:- Sir Grodus: So they wish to be allies. They are bandits, so I should keep my telescope on them.
Lord Crump: Dumb Xannon...
Tec-XX: *sigh* I need lady Xeya to break up these fights...
Baron Xannon: Ah ha ha ha! They was awesome! Crump got what he deserves!
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Post by rydon7 on Oct 30, 2007 17:29:25 GMT -5
4 day-update
Army:- The Secret Society of the X-Nauts General:- Sir Grodus Captain:- Lord Crump, Baron Xannon Messenger:- Tec XX Bases:- The Moon Coins:- 4,400 Civilians:- 1,000
Troops:- 5,000 X-Nauts (Basic Melee Unit) 5,000 X-Naut PhDs (Healing/Chemical Unit) 5,000 Sky-Nauts (Flying Melee Unit) 5,000 Yux (Long Range Unit) 4,000 X-Naut Demomen (Long Range Explosive Unit)
Total:- 24,000
War Machines:- 1 Magnus Von Grapple 2.0
Base Defences:- 1. Electric Tiles - Tec XX can select which tiles to electricute to avoid harming allies, but damage enemies. 2. Lazer Turrets - Tec XX also controls these so that they don't harm allies.
Allies:- Cackletta Wars:- Hiring:-
Research:- 1. Build The Battleship X-Naut - 88 days 2. Find the Emerald Star - 2 days 3. Find the Gold Star - 11 days 4. Find the Diamond Star - 2 days
Mech:- 6 days
Completed projects- Build a Jetpack Factory (Allows Sky-Nauts to be made) Allow X-Naut PhDs to use Potions Build a Super Telescope (Allows far away places to be seen) Find the Magical Map Build Magnus von Grapple 2.0 Mech Factory (Builds one mech once every 10 days)
Log:- Sir Grodus: *out for lunch*
Lord Crump: Buh huh huh huh? Why are there X-Naut civilians?
Tec-XX: X-Naut... Civilians? There seems to be an error somewhere. X-Nauts are not registered as civilians in my database. Uploading Patch....
Baron Xannon: Gosh **** Civilians! FIGHT!
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Post by rydon7 on Oct 31, 2007 9:01:31 GMT -5
2 day-update
Army:- The Secret Society of the X-Nauts General:- Sir Grodus Captain:- Lord Crump, Baron Xannon Messenger:- Tec XX Bases:- The Moon Coins:- 4,600 Civilians:- 1,000
Troops:- 5,000 X-Nauts (Basic Melee Unit) 5,000 X-Naut PhDs (Healing/Chemical Unit) 5,000 Sky-Nauts (Flying Melee Unit) 5,000 Yux (Long Range Unit) 5,000 X-Naut Demomen (Long Range Explosive Unit)
Total:- 25,000
War Machines:- 1 Magnus Von Grapple 2.0
Base Defences:- 1. Electric Tiles - Tec XX can select which tiles to electricute to avoid harming allies, but damage enemies. 2. Lazer Turrets - Tec XX also controls these so that they don't harm allies.
Allies:- Cackletta Wars:- Hiring:-
Research:- 1. Build The Battleship X-Naut - 86 days 2. Find the Ruby Star - 15 days 3. Find the Gold Star - 9 days 4. Find the Sapphire Star - 15 days
Mech:- 4 days
Completed projects- Build a Jetpack Factory (Allows Sky-Nauts to be made) Allow X-Naut PhDs to use Potions Build a Super Telescope (Allows far away places to be seen) Find the Magical Map Build Magnus von Grapple 2.0 Mech Factory (Builds one mech once every 10 days) Find the Diamond Star Find the Emerald Star
Crystal Stars:- (See Tech for more details) Diamond Star - Causes Earthquakes* Emerald Star - Halts time* *Can be used as a power source
Log:- Sir Grodus: Once those stars are found, only 2 are left! Gack ack ack ack ack!
Lord Crump: We need a cloaking device...
Tec-XX: The Battleship X-Naut is comign along rather nicely...
Baron Xannon: I wonder where Xeya is...
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Post by rydon7 on Nov 1, 2007 18:30:37 GMT -5
6 day-update
Army:- The Secret Society of the X-Nauts General:- Sir Grodus Captain:- Lord Crump, Baron Xannon Messenger:- Tec XX Bases:- The Moon Coins:- 5,200 Civilians:- 1,000
Troops:- 5,000 X-Nauts (Basic Melee Unit) 5,000 X-Naut PhDs (Healing/Chemical Unit) 5,000 Sky-Nauts (Flying Melee Unit) 5,000 Yux (Long Range Unit) 5,000 X-Naut Demomen (Long Range Explosive Unit) 1,000 O.D.S.X (Meduim Ranged Electric Units) 1,000 X-Plasmas (Short Ranged Fire Unit) 1,000 Chemical-Nauts (Short Ranged Poison/Chemical Unit)
Total:- 28,000
War Machines:- 1 Magnus Von Grapple 2.0 1 AA Mech
Base Defences:- 1. Electric Tiles - Tec XX can select which tiles to electricute to avoid harming allies, but damage enemies. 2. Lazer Turrets - Tec XX also controls these so that they don't harm allies.
Allies:- Cackletta Wars:- Hiring:-
Research:- 1. Build The Battleship X-Naut - 80 days 2. Find the Ruby Star - 9 days 3. Find the Gold Star - 3 days 4. Find the Sapphire Star - 9 days
Mech:- 8 days
Completed projects- Build a Jetpack Factory (Allows Sky-Nauts to be made) Allow X-Naut PhDs to use Potions Build a Super Telescope (Allows far away places to be seen) Find the Magical Map Build Magnus von Grapple 2.0 Mech Factory (Builds one mech once every 10 days) Find the Diamond Star Find the Emerald Star
Crystal Stars:- (See Tech for more details) Diamond Star - Causes Earthquakes* Emerald Star - Halts time* *Can be used as a power source
Log:- Sir Grodus: Alright, so after I finish my current plan, I can go on a journey through those woods full of metal to get that artifact and gain some metal along the way.
Lord Crump: I have come up with some cool factory ideas!
Tec-XX: The Crystal Stars are almost found. Grodus has placed this at top priority.
Baron Xannon: *away*
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Post by rydon7 on Nov 2, 2007 16:32:56 GMT -5
4 day-update
Army:- The Secret Society of the X-Nauts General:- Sir Grodus Captain:- Lord Crump, Baron Xannon, Lady Xeya Messenger:- Tec XX Bases:- The Moon Coins:- 5,600 Civilians:- 1,000
Troops:- 5,000 X-Nauts (Basic Melee Unit) 5,000 X-Naut PhDs (Healing/Chemical Unit) 5,000 Sky-Nauts (Flying Melee Unit) 5,000 Yux (Long Range Unit) 5,000 X-Naut Demomen (Long Range Explosive Unit) 2,000 O.D.S.X (Meduim Ranged Electric Units) 1,000 X-Plasmas (Short Ranged Fire Unit) 2,000 Chemical-Nauts (Short Ranged Poison/Chemical Unit)
Total:- 30,000
War Machines:- 1 Magnus Von Grapple 2.0 1 AA Mech
Base Defences:- 1. Electric Tiles - Tec XX can select which tiles to electricute to avoid harming allies, but damage enemies. 2. Lazer Turrets - Tec XX also controls these so that they don't harm allies.
Allies:- Cackletta Wars:- Hiring:-
Research:- 1. Build The Battleship X-Naut - 76 days 2. Find the Ruby Star - 5 days 3. Find the Cobalt Star - 15 days 4. Find the Sapphire Star - 5 days
Mech:- 4 days
Completed projects- Build a Jetpack Factory (Allows Sky-Nauts to be made) Allow X-Naut PhDs to use Potions Build a Super Telescope (Allows far away places to be seen) Find the Magical Map Build Magnus von Grapple 2.0 Mech Factory (Builds one mech once every 10 days) Find the Diamond Star Find the Emerald Star Find the Gold Star
Crystal Stars:- (See Tech for more details) Diamond Star - Causes Earthquakes* Emerald Star - Halts time* Gold Star - All allies on the battlefield get a big boost of attack and Defence. *Can be used as a power source
Log:- Sir Grodus: So, if I take this road for the Star Piece, then I guess I need to go through Susivet Forest, the forest, you know, made of Yuk Yuk trees.
Lord Crump: Buh huh huh huh huh! Xeya is back! Finally someone will see it MY way in arguments.
Tec-XX: *playing Mine Sweeper*
Baron Xannon: Finally! Xeyas back! I need her to take my side in arguments.
Lady Xeya: Yeh yeh yeh yeh! I'm back from my Mars Recon mission!
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Post by rydon7 on Nov 3, 2007 18:25:14 GMT -5
Updating a bit early.
5 day-update
Army:- The Secret Society of the X-Nauts General:- Sir Grodus Captain:- Lord Crump, Baron Xannon, Lady Xeya Messenger:- Tec XX Bases:- The Moon Coins:- 6,100 Civilians:- 1,000
Troops:- 5,000 X-Nauts (Basic Melee Unit) 5,000 X-Naut PhDs (Healing/Chemical Unit) 5,000 Sky-Nauts (Flying Melee Unit) 5,000 Yux (Long Range Unit) 5,000 X-Naut Demomen (Long Range Explosive Unit) 2,000 O.D.S.X (Meduim Ranged Electric Units) 2,500 X-Plasmas (Short Ranged Fire Unit) 3,000 Chemical-Nauts (Short Ranged Poison/Chemical Unit)
Total:- 32,500
War Machines:- 1 Magnus Von Grapple 2.0 1 AA Mech 1 Anti-Tank Mech
Base Defences:- 1. Electric Tiles - Tec XX can select which tiles to electricute to avoid harming allies, but damage enemies. 2. Lazer Turrets - Tec XX also controls these so that they don't harm allies.
Allies:- Cackletta Wars:- Hiring:-
Research:- 1. Build The Battleship X-Naut - 71 days 2. Find the Crystal Star - 15 days 3. Find the Cobalt Star - 10 days 4. Build Lazer Pistols (Gives all X-Nauts a lazer Meduim Ranged attack) - 5 days
Mech:- 9 days
Completed projects- Build a Jetpack Factory (Allows Sky-Nauts to be made) Allow X-Naut PhDs to use Potions Build a Super Telescope (Allows far away places to be seen) Find the Magical Map Build Magnus von Grapple 2.0 Mech Factory (Builds one mech once every 10 days) Find the Diamond Star Find the Emerald Star Find the Gold Star Find the Sapphire Star Find the Ruby Star
Crystal Stars:- (See Tech for more details) Diamond Star - Causes Earthquakes* Emerald Star - Halts time* Gold Star - All allies on the battlefield get a big boost of attack and Defence.* Sapphire Star - Does damage depending on how many units there are.* Ruby Star - Heals Troops.* *Can be used as a power source
Log:- Sir Grodus: *away*
Lord Crump: Dumb Xannon... Dumb Xeya... I should've won the contest!
Tec-XX: *playing Spades*
Baron Xannon: Dumb Crump... Dumb Xeya... I should've been the winner...
Lady Xeya: Silly boys, it was obvious I won!
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Post by The Doomship Expert on Nov 3, 2007 21:07:44 GMT -5
5 Days for Laser Pistols?
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Water Dumple
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Whatever do you mean, Commander Pierce?! Anglo military intelligence is second to none! Fire!
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Post by Water Dumple on Nov 3, 2007 21:18:15 GMT -5
...My weapons take at least 20 days to build. I'd say that definately needs to take longer.
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Post by rydon7 on Nov 4, 2007 17:12:43 GMT -5
Typo. Meant 15 days.
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Post by rydon7 on Nov 5, 2007 19:58:46 GMT -5
Read the log. Funny this time! Or at least entertaining.
7 day-update
Army:- The Secret Society of the X-Nauts General:- Sir Grodus Captain:- Lord Crump, Baron Xannon, Lady Xeya Messenger:- Tec XX Bases:- The Moon Coins:- 6,800 Civilians:- 2,000
Troops:- 5,000 X-Nauts (Basic Melee Unit) 5,000 X-Naut PhDs (Healing/Chemical Unit) 5,000 Sky-Nauts (Flying Melee Unit) 5,000 Yux (Long Range Unit) 5,000 X-Naut Demomen (Long Range Explosive Unit) 3,000 O.D.S.X (Meduim Ranged Electric Units) 5,000 X-Plasmas (Short Ranged Fire Unit) 3,000 Chemical-Nauts (Short Ranged Poison/Chemical Unit)
Total:- 36,000
War Machines:- 1 Magnus Von Grapple 2.0 1 AA Mech 1 Anti-Tank Mech
Base Defences:- 1. Electric Tiles - Tec XX can select which tiles to electricute to avoid harming allies, but damage enemies. 2. Lazer Turrets - Tec XX also controls these so that they don't harm allies.
Allies:- Cackletta Wars:- Hiring:-
Research:- 1. Build The Battleship X-Naut - 64 days 2. Find the Crystal Star - 8 days 3. Find the Cobalt Star - 3 days 4. Build Lazer Pistols (Gives all X-Nauts a lazer Meduim Ranged attack) -8 days
Mech:- 2 days
Completed projects- Build a Jetpack Factory (Allows Sky-Nauts to be made) Allow X-Naut PhDs to use Potions Build a Super Telescope (Allows far away places to be seen) Find the Magical Map Build Magnus von Grapple 2.0 Mech Factory (Builds one mech once every 10 days) Find the Diamond Star Find the Emerald Star Find the Gold Star Find the Sapphire Star Find the Ruby Star
Crystal Stars:- (See Tech for more details) Diamond Star - Causes Earthquakes* Emerald Star - Halts time* Gold Star - All allies on the battlefield get a big boost of attack and Defence.* Sapphire Star - Does damage depending on how many units there are.* Ruby Star - Heals Troops.* *Can be used as a power source
Log:- Sir Grodus: Today has been most uneventful. Except for the fact that the Battleship X-Naut just got it's death-ray installed!
Lord Crump: Buh! Buh! Buh huh huh huh!
Tec-XX: The Battleship X-Naut got it's death-ray today. And, I found a whole wiki of information on these wars! I'd add it to my databanks, but every time I try a whole crap load of spam comes up like "WOOT! RYDON7 FTW!" and "POWER POSTER POSTS WITH POWER!"
Baron Xannon: GOSH-DANG CRUMP! HE'S SUCH AN IDIOT!
Lady Xeya: That was odd. I never thought it, but Crump and Xannon's argument has finally been frayed down to who's 'Prettier'.
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Post by rydon7 on Nov 6, 2007 20:05:22 GMT -5
4 day-update
Army:- The Secret Society of the X-Nauts General:- Sir Grodus Captain:- Lord Crump, Baron Xannon, Lady Xeya Messenger:- Tec XX Bases:- The Moon Coins:- 7,200 Civilians:- 2,000
Troops:- 5,000 X-Nauts (Basic Melee Unit) 5,000 X-Naut PhDs (Healing/Chemical Unit) 5,000 Sky-Nauts (Flying Melee Unit) 5,000 Yux (Long Range Unit) 5,000 X-Naut Demomen (Long Range Explosive Unit) 5,000 O.D.S.X (Meduim Ranged Electric Units) 5,000 X-Plasmas (Short Ranged Fire Unit) 3,000 Chemical-Nauts (Short Ranged Poison/Chemical Unit)
Total:- 38,000
War Machines:- 1 Magnus Von Grapple 2.0 1 AA Mech 2 Anti-Tank Mech
Base Defences:- 1. Electric Tiles - Tec XX can select which tiles to electricute to avoid harming allies, but damage enemies. 2. Lazer Turrets - Tec XX also controls these so that they don't harm allies.
Allies:- Cackletta Wars:- Hiring:-
Research:- 1. Build The Battleship X-Naut - 60 days 2. Find the Crystal Star - 4 days 3. Build a Mechanical Advancement Lab (Upgrades something (Like a unit or machine) once every certain amount of days depending on the project) - 30 days 4. Build Lazer Pistols (Gives all X-Nauts a lazer Meduim Ranged attack) - 4 days
Mech:- 8 days
Completed projects- Build a Jetpack Factory (Allows Sky-Nauts to be made) Allow X-Naut PhDs to use Potions Build a Super Telescope (Allows far away places to be seen) Find the Magical Map Build Magnus von Grapple 2.0 Mech Factory (Builds one mech once every 10 days) Find the Diamond Star Find the Emerald Star Find the Gold Star Find the Sapphire Star Find the Ruby Star Find the Cobalt Star
Crystal Stars:- (See Tech for more details) Diamond Star - Causes Earthquakes* Emerald Star - Halts time* Gold Star - All allies on the battlefield get a big boost of attack and Defence.* Sapphire Star - Does damage depending on how many units there are.* Ruby Star - Heals Troops.* *Can be used as a power source
Log:- Sir Grodus: GAACK ACK ACK ACK!!! THE CRYSTAL STARS ARE ALL ALMOST MINE!
Lord Crump: *lunch*
Tec-XX: I've been doing research on this 8th Crystal Star... It appears it's called the Crystal Ztar. Interesting. I shall tell Grodus right after he becomes the Sh-- Oops! Almost said it!
Baron Xannon: After we finish searching for the Crystal Star, I heard we can begin building a War Machine Factory which will build my Magnus von Xerminator.
Lady Xeya: When can we start work on The Magnus von Xinerate?
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Post by rydon7 on Nov 7, 2007 18:32:09 GMT -5
4 day-update
Army:- The Secret Society of the X-Nauts General:- Sir Grodus Captain:- Lord Crump, Baron Xannon, Lady Xeya, Professor White Messenger:- Tec XX Bases:- The Moon Coins:- 7,600 Civilians:- 2,000
Troops:- 5,000 X-Nauts (Basic Melee Unit) 5,000 X-Naut PhDs (Healing/Chemical Unit) 5,000 Sky-Nauts (Flying Melee Unit) 5,000 Yux (Long Range Unit) 5,000 X-Naut Demomen (Long Range Explosive Unit) 5,000 O.D.S.X (Meduim Ranged Electric Units) 5,000 X-Plasmas (Short Ranged Fire Unit) 5,000 Chemical-Nauts (Short Ranged Poison/Chemical Unit)
Total:- 40,000
War Machines:- 1 Magnus Von Grapple 2.0 1 AA Mech 2 Anti-Tank Mech
Base Defences:- 1. Electric Tiles - Tec XX can select which tiles to electricute to avoid harming allies, but damage enemies. 2. Lazer Turrets - Tec XX also controls these so that they don't harm allies.
Allies:- Cackletta Wars:- Hiring:-
Research:- 1. Build The Battleship X-Naut - 56 days 2. Build a War Machine Factory (Builds War Machines once every certain amount of days) - 30 days 3. Build a Mechanical Advancement Lab (Upgrades something (Like a unit or machine) once every certain amount of days depending on the project) - 26 days 4. Build a Cloaking Device (Cloaks the base) - 15 days
Mech:- 4 days
Completed projects- Build a Jetpack Factory (Allows Sky-Nauts to be made) Allow X-Naut PhDs to use Potions Build a Super Telescope (Allows far away places to be seen) Find the Magical Map Build Magnus von Grapple 2.0 Mech Factory (Builds one mech once every 10 days) Find the Diamond Star Find the Emerald Star Find the Gold Star Find the Sapphire Star Find the Ruby Star Find the Cobalt Star Find the Crystal Star Build Lazer Pistols (Gives all X-Nauts a lazer Meduim Ranged attack)
Crystal Stars:- (See Tech for more details) Diamond Star - Causes Earthquakes* Emerald Star - Halts time* Gold Star - All allies on the battlefield get a big boost of attack and Defence.* Sapphire Star - Does damage depending on how many units there are.* Ruby Star - Heals Troops.* Crystal Star - Kills lots of troops.* *Can be used as a power source
Log:- *at the palace of shadow, Shadow Queen's chamber*
Grodus: Ohhh.... I haven't been here for awhile.
*Sir Grodus waves his staff around, and a bunch of dark, purple fires pop up on the candle sticks around the room*
Sir Grodus: Now, Crystal Stars! Awaken the Shadow Queen!
*The Crystal Stars fly out of Grodus, and hover around the Shadow Queen's stone coffin in a circle*
*A bunch of bright flashes go off, and the top of the stone coffin is dropped off. The Shadow Queen materializes with half of her body in the coffin*
Shadow Queen: What mortal summons me?!?
Sir Grodus: Gaack ack ack ack! Remember me?!
Shadow Queen:Foolish... Where is the vessel?
Sir Grodus: I AM THE VESSEL!! Poooooosssssessssss me!
Shadow Queen: Very well, foolish one.
*The Shadow Queen lays her hands on Grodus, and Grodus seems to absorb her.*
Shadow Queen: Syyyyyyyyssss! What treachery is this?!?
Shadow King Grodus: You now cease to exist witch! OBEY ME!
Shadow Queen NOOOOOO!!!
QUEST LOG:[/b]
CHAPTER 1: A PARTNER TO BE FOUND
*Grodus is waiting Rougeport plaza, planning out his next move*
Grodus: Hmmm... I'll need a partner... But who will join me while I look like... this? Ahh! You! Goomba!
Goomba: Me?
Grodus: Yes! You!
Goomba: Uhhh... uhh... I gotta go!
*the goomba runs away*
Grodus: Hmmmerrrg...
*a goomba walks in from the opposite side the other goomba ran to*
Goomba: *hic* So I says to him... I says...
Podley: Poor fellow. Doesn't know no ones next to him...
Grodus: PERFECT!
Goomba: *hic* Who are *hic* you?
Grodus: Oh, I'm just a... uhhh... Koopa! From Petal Meadows! I need you to help me get home!
Goomba: *hic* There's a pipe *hic* in the sewers leading th- *hic* there.
Grodus: Uhhh.... It got clogged. What's your name?
Goomba: *hic* I'm Goomney...
Grodus: Come with me.
*Grodus grabs Goomney and puts him under his armpit*
Goomney: *hic* That smells good! *hic* You work out?
*Grodus, ignoring Goomney's disgusting comment, went out of Rougeport into a lightly forested area. There, he sets up a small tent and a large tent. Goomney sleeps in the small one, feeling cramped, while Grodus sleeps outside on a log.*
*The next morning, Goomney wakes up while Grodus is sitting down on the log*
Goomney: HOLY CRAP! WHO THE F*** ARE YOU?!
Grodus: We are on an adventure together, Goomney. You agreed to it last night while you were drunk. You leave, and you die.
Goomney: D-d-die?!
*Grodus summons two Shadow Hands to show Goomney what he means*
Grodus: Want to know what an endless void looks like?
Goomney: N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-no...
Grodus: Good.
Goomney: Why is their a giant tent there?
Grodus: You will find out tonight.
*That night, in the same spot*
Goomney: Alright, why is the tent there?
Grodus: I put it their to make you feel cramped and uncomfortable in your small tent. Me being part machine, I don't mind sleeping outside.
Goomney: Soooo, why do you want me to feel uncomfortable?
Grodus: Humor.
*Grodus claps his hands and two Shadow Hands appear. He orders them to make the small tent smaller.*
Goomney: I CAN'T EVEN FIT IN THEIR NOW!
*Later that night, when Grodus and Goomney are asleep*
Monty Mole 1: Are sure this will work?
Monty Mole 2: Positive! 1... 2... UNLEASH H*LL!
*10,000 other Monty Moles appear from inside one tree, and start throwing millions of acorns like there's no tomorrow*
Goomney: Ow... What was-- Oww! What the f***? An Acorn?!?
Monty Mole 3,001: OH GAWD! HE DIDN'T DIE AFTER ONE HIT! RUNNNN! EVERYBODY RUN!!
*all of the monty moles scatter in all directions*
Goomney: Okay...
*A Giant Machine appears, in the shape of a Monty Mole*
Monty Machine: YOU ARE DEAD. PREPARED TO BE BEATEN 1337 STYLE! ALL YOUR DEATH ARE BELONG TO US!
Goomney: Oh SHAT! Grodus! Wake up!
*Grodus doesn't budge*
Goomney: SHAT! Looks like I'm on my own...
*The Monty Machine picks up a tree and swings it at Goomney, who's jump narrowly avoids it*
Goomney: Not so hot now, are ya?!
Monty Machine: MUST USE A PUN.
*The Monty Machine starts to breathe fire*
Monty Machine: THE MONTY MACHINE IS PUN ADAPTABLE.
Goomney: Uhhh... RPGs suck!
Monty Machines turn...[/b]
Attack ' Magic
President Bush ' 1337 Adapt ' CAST MAGIC MISSLE!
Monty Machine used CAST MAGIC MISSLE!
Goomney took 23 damage!
Goomney's turn... [/u]
Attack ' Magic Special
LEEROY JENKINS! ' Vendasmash No Taxation with out representation!
Goomney used "No taxation with out representation!"
Monty Machine is weak against Civil War Quotes!
Monty machine took OVER NINE THOOOOOSAND DAMAGE!
Monty Machien fainted!
Goomney: What the heck was that?
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Post by rydon7 on Nov 8, 2007 21:16:04 GMT -5
QUEST LOG:[/b]
CHAPTER 2: GO THUNDER RACER, GO!
*At the camp sit, Grodus is awake, practicing his new powers. Goomney is asleep, uncomfortable in his small tent*
Grodus: Hmmm... Hands, get me that stick.
*The hands noisily retrieve the stick, awaking Goomney*
Goomney: Hmmm... What? Where'd my Fowletta action figure go?
Grodus: Fowletta?
Goomney: Yea, Fawful and Cackletta merged. Like Bowletta.
Grodus: Riiiiiight. Let's move on.
*Grodus and Goomney get up, and Grodus orders his hands to carry all of the stuff*
Goomney: Why aren't I carrying the stuff?
Grodus: Good point!
Goomney: Awww crud.
Grodus: Hands! Put it on Goomney. And while he's carrying it, poke him with a metal spike.
*The hands dump of the stuff on Goomney's back, which somehow finds the space to fit on the small back of the Goomba. The hands then somehow materialize a metal spike, and start poking Goomney with it*
Goomney: Ow! Ow! Ow!
*That carries on for about 3 hours. Eventually, they reach Mushville, home of Torque's Go-Kart racing! For ages 5+.*
Goomney: Uh........ uh....... uh.......
Grodus: Alright, hands, you can stop. Goomney, drop the stuff.
Torque: Come one, come all to Torque's racing!
Grodus: Anyway we can just walk through?
Torque: No! Never! You must race!
Goomney: I will race, for it is my duty!
Grodus: Duty?
Torque: That's right! Perform your duty!
*Later...*
Torque: 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! GOOOOOOO!!
*Goomney, racing the Thunder Racer, turns a corner, and speeds past a Koopa-Troopa in the Mach .000000000000000000001*
Goomney: Take that sucker!
*Just then, Goomney narrowly avoids to spinning ? blocks. The Koopa-Troops behind him seems to go through one*
Koopa-Troopa: GO RED SHELL!
*Goomney is then followed by a Red Shell*
Goomney: So that's what they do...
*Goomney's kart is hit by the shell, and flips over for a second. The Koopa-Troopa then passes him*
Goomney: Crud!
*The next turn, Goomney picks up a ? block*
Goomney: Uhhh.... That star looks nice...
*Goomney then notices his kart gets a Ztar power-up*
Goomney: Uhhh... is that good?
*Goomney fires the Ztar, and it bouces off the wall and comes back and hits him*
Goomney: Crap! I'm going slow now!
*After many more turns, Goomney eventually catches up to the Koopa-Troopa, and passes him un-harmed*
Koopa-Troopa: I WILL GET YOU THUNDER RACER! AHHHHHHHH!!!
*After a few more turns, Goomney finds another ? block. He gets a Mushroom Power-up, and uses it.*
Goomney: Whee! Hey, is that a Toad?
Toad: You'll never catch me in my Bee Racer!
Goomney: Oh yes I will!
*After a few more turns and some hot competition, Goomney and the Toad find a ? block*
Toad: Banana Peel, FIRE!
*Sure enough, a banana peel dropped from the Toad's race kart*
Goomney: AHHH!
*Goomney turns, and narrowly misses the peel, but runs into a wall for second and loses some time. He then uses his Rainbow Star power-up*
Goomney: Here I come!
*Goomney catches up to the Toad, and knocks right into him*
Toad: CURSES!
Goomney: Ah ha ha ha ha!
*After a few more turns, Goomney finds the next and final racer, a Piranha Plant*
Piranha Plant: f33r my 1337 driving skillz!
Goomney: Are you going to talk like that the whole time?
Piranha Plant: Of course not. I hate 1337 sp33k, but I do believe in that Political Corectness stuff.
*Goomney and the Piranha Plant pick up a ? block*
Piranha Plant: Fake ? block! Yes!
*The Piranha Plant lays down the fake ? block, which Goomney easily dodges*
Goomney: Ha!
*Goomney then uses his Red Shell*
Piranha Plant: What?! You didn't call out your power-up! YOU CHEATER!!!
Goomney: Huunh?
*The Piranha Plant then jumps out of his kart and goes underground. He pops up infront of Goomney*
Piranha Plant: MESS WITH ME WILL YOU?!?
*The Piranha Plant then nips out one of Goomney's tires, almost letting the air escape*
Goomney: Phew! But it's so weak a Green Shell could take it out...
Koopa-Troopa: SURPISE! GO GREEN SHELL!!
Goomney: Of course.
*The green shell then blows out Goomney's perfectly fine front tire*
Goomney: Ooooooo-kay...
*Goomney jumps out of his race kart, and children start yelling*
Children: GO THUNDER RACER GO! GO THUNDER RACER GO!
Goomney: Thanks! I think I can make it if---
*Just then, Goomney ran through the ribbon of the Finish Line*
Torque: Congratulations! You win a STAR PIECE!!!
Goomney: Grodus, you can walk over now! I raced!
Grodus: I'm already over here bud. I walked.
Goomney: Torque, why didn't you stop him?
Torque: He gave me a Dried Mushroom.
Goomney: DDGGGGG!!! GRRRRRRRAWRRRRR!!!!
*Goomney then turns into Mecha Bowser*
Grodus: *sigh* Here we go...
Mecha Bowser: JUST TRY TO KILL ME!
*Grodus then proceeds to kick Mecha Bowser's but*
Grodus: Well it looks like that scrap metal could take 10 days off a project.
(I now have a Mecha Scrap Metal. It takes 10 days off a project of my choice)
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Post by rydon7 on Nov 9, 2007 21:56:56 GMT -5
QUEST LOG:
CHAPTER 3: PETAL MEADOWS AHOY!
*Grodus and Goomney are standing on a dock, staring at a vast sea.*
Goomney: Soooo, there's an ocean inbetween Petal Meadows and Mushville?
Grodus: Of course.
Goomney: Uhhhh... I've SEEN the Magical Map.
Grodus: And?
Goomney: Ocean no exist.
Grodus: And the point of that was?
Goomney: HOW THE FLIP DOES A MAP MAKER FORGET TO ADD AN OCEAN?!
Grodus: He doesn't, of course.
Goomney: THEN WHERE IS THE OCEAN ON THE MAGICAL MAP!?
Grodus: Below Rougeport, of course.
Goomney: DGGGGH!! UGGG! WHERE IS THE OCEAN BETWEEN MUSHVILLE AND PETAL MEADOWS!?
Grodus: It is right in front of us, of course.
Goomney: ...
Grodus: Hello?
Goomney: ... Kill me.
Grodus: Can do!
Goomney: WAIT! I was kidding.
Grodus: Why were you kidding?
Goomney: Because you made me feel like I wanted to die.
Grodus: Hey, have you ever noticed how the ocean in front of us isn't on the Magical Map?
Goomney: Yes, infact, I have.
Grodus: Wierd, ain't it?
Goomney: Very. Why is that?
Grodus: Because a map-maker didn't make the map.
Goomney: Who did?
Grodus: 4 year-old. He was scribbling on a coloring book.
Goomney: Ya don't say...
Grodus: Soooo.... When's that boat you ordered comin'?
Goomney: ALRIGHT! SHUT UP! YOU ORDERED THE FLIPPING BOAT, I ASKED THE QUESTION ABOUT THE OCEAN, AND---
Grodus: What ocean?
Goomney: Hey look! It's the boat!
Grodus: Where?
Goomney: Ummm... Boat? Please? Stop me fro-- HEY! THE BOATS HERE!
Grodus: Hey, Goomney, look the boats here. I totally said it first.
Goomney: Of course.
*Goomney and Grodus walk on the boat*
Cap'n Goomba: ARG! Where ye be headed?
Goomney: Petal Me--
Grodus: Little-Kid Land.
Goomney: WTF!?!?!?
Grodus: What? IS THERE A SNAKE ON ME?!
*After Goomney jumps off the boat and gets back on, his freezing cold-ness calm his nerves. The boat then starts, and they go to Little Kid land...*
Grodus: Ahh... Little Kid land!
Goomney: Shouldn't the land in Little Kid land be capitalized?
Grodus: Well, since Kids made it, they had a grammatical error.
Goomney: Why didn't they fix it?
Grodus: Because after they made it it was nap-time.
Goomney: ...
*Grodus and Goomney arrive in Petal Meadows*
Goomney: I thought we were going to Little Kid land?
Grodus: No. What gave you that thought?
Cap'n Goomba: Little Kid land? I thought you said Asparagus Land!
Grodus: Finally someone understands!
Goomney: The world no longer makes sense.
Rydon7: Of course it does.
Goomney: WHOA! W-... who are you?
(CLIFF HANGER!)
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Post by rydon7 on Nov 10, 2007 17:38:59 GMT -5
QUEST LOG: 1 Star Piece
CHAPTER 4: THE GREAT BEINGS FROM ABOVE
Narrator: Let's have a recap of what happened...
*The hallway of a hospital is shown, and baby crying is heard*
Doctor: Why... Why he's part mechanical!
Narrator: TOO FAR BACK! GO BACK! GO BACK!
*Petal Meadows, Cap'n Goomba, Grodus and Goomney are shown*
Cap'n Goomba: Little Kid land? I thought you said Asparagus Land!
Grodus: Finally someone understands!
Goomney: The world no longer makes sense.
Rydon7: Of course it does.
Goomney: WHOA! W-... who are you?
Narrator: That's good.
Rydon7: Alright, you can leave now.
Narrator: Are... are you sure?
Rydon7: Yes yes... just leave.
Narrator: F-f-f-f-fine.
*The narrator leaves crying*
Goomney: So c'mon, who are you?
Rydon7: I... am one of the Great Being who watch from above.
Goomney: Sooo... what are you?
Rydon7: Think of me as... Fate.
Goomney: Okey... do you control me?
Rydon7: Kind of. You have thoughts and emotions, and I control some of them. I also control the world around you. See...
*an acorn drops on Goomney's head*
Goomney: Ow! Hey... there are no trees around here... How'd ya do that?
Rydon7: Do what? If you mean turn all mustard in the world into ketchup, I have NO idea what you're talking about.
Goomney: So you didn't just make an acorn fall from nowhere?
Rydon7: Of course not. I made a wal-nut fall from nowhere.
Goomney: But that was deffinately an acorn that fell on me.
Rydon7: I never said the wal-nut fell on you.
*Meanwhile...*
Bowletta: So...
*a random wal-nut falls and hits Bowletta*
Bowletta: Hey! Who did that?!
Patsy: Hey, Bowletta...
Bowletta: PATSY! YOU THREW THAT WAL-NUT!
Patsy: Ugg. Not again.
*Back to Adventure*
Rydon7: OKAY MOM! I'll be right there...
Goomney: What?
Rydon7: Disregard that. I must be going now...
*The voice fades away*
Goomney: GRODUS!
Grodus: HOO?! WHAT?! EVIL LUNCH-BOXES! SMASH THEM!
*Grodus grabs a giant spikey baseball bat from nowhere*
Goomney: Calm down no--
Grodus: SMASH!
*Grodus smashes Goomney until he wakes up from his trans*
Goomney: Owwwww.... Grodus! Did you hear ANYTHING that man said?
Grodus: What man?
Goomney: I guess not.
Grodus: Well, we need to find another Star Piece.
Goomney: Hey, maybe we should buy them from that "We sell Star Pieces! 1 coin for 10 pieces!" shop.
Grodus: I have a better idea. Let's go in that spooooooky temple.
Goomney: This will end bad.
Grodus: Of course it will silly Patsy!
Goomney: Patsy?
Grodus: Sorry, flash-back. Anyway, yea, no dip sherlock.
Goomney: Why'd you turn so mean?
*Grodus takes out a bag*
Goomney: What's in the bag?
*Grodus takes a giant Tuna fish*
Goomney: What's tha--
*Grodus drops the tuna on Goomney*
Goomney: Owww! Why'd you do th--
Voice: Goomney's abilities: A Primer: Goomney can ask a question!
Goomney: What time is it? Why am I here? Help? Please? Grodus?
Voice: In battle, Goomney can perform 'ABRAHAM LINCON LOLZ!', which turns all enemies into Abraham Lincon!
Goomney: That was wierd.
Grodus: Yea, it happens everytime you get a new partner. I gues it happened late... OR MAYBE YOU HAVEN'T REALLY BEEN MY PARTNER UNTIL NOW?!
Goomney: The first one sounds less painful.
*Grodus and Goomney continue into the temple, where they find a Star Piece at the beginning*
Grodus: STAR PIECE!
(Now have 2 Star Pieces)
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