Post by layze on Dec 4, 2007 12:18:03 GMT -5
DUN DUN DUN DUUUNNNNNNN!!!
now, before I start, I'd like to remind you that I wrote this battle. therefore, it is not capitalized. if that's gonna be a problem, you can fix it on your own time.
Battle of the Stars, Day 1
The Battleship X-Naut was closing in on Star Haven, completely unnoticed. Tubba didn't have anyone on patrol; he was getting overconfident. it wasn't until the ship was less than half a mile away that anyone noticed it. Tubba was notified immediately, but he didn't seem to care.
"What are those stupid X-Nauts gonna do to us? We're invincible! Oh well, send some Paratroopachines up to take it down."
Meanwhile, on the battleship, Crump was equally overconfident. "Buh! Buh! Buh huh huh huh huh! They'll never see us coming!" Crump began laughing long and loud, but was interrupted by a knock at the door. "Come in!" An X-Naut came in, looking slightly frightened. "Um...Lord Crump, sir? They've sent some of their Koopachines after us!"
"Buh huh huh?! What kinda weapons do we have on this thing?" An X-Naut at the control panel replied, Um...I dunno. Should I just start pushing buttons until something happens...again?"
"Yes, that sounds good."
The X-Naut looked across the control panel and noticed a large red button. He reached over and pressed it in, and the whole ship shook. It began changing, and ended up as a giant robot. Lord Crump looked out a window at the rest of the ship. "What the...a transformer? That's dumb. Change it back."
While the X-Nauts struggled to find the weapon systems, 100 Paratroopachines began attacking the ship, making only the tinyest dents in the hull. While they were attacking, they were unaware of the Banzai Bill that shot out of the ship...that is, until it blew 4 of their heads off. The remaining ones exchanged glances, and started to flee back toward the Haven, although most of them didn't make it as more Bills were shot. As they went in to tell Tubba Blubbachine what happened, the battleship came in for a landing.
Inside the ship, Crump, Hooktail, and a large part of the X-Naut army was organzied by the airlock. Lord Crump cleared his throat. "Troops! This is our finest hour! Finally Tubba Blubba will be defeated! We have the EMP, with which we shall be victorious!" He then pulled out a walkie-talkie. "Open the airlock!"
He immediately regretted that. As soon as the airlock was open, the oxygen began rushing out of the ship, bringing many of the X-Nauts with it. Lord Crump grabbed Hooktail's leg, and she grabbed onto the EMP with her tail. Lord Crump pulled the walkie talkie back out. "CLOSE THE AIRLOCK!" The airlock slammed shut, cutting off the hands of the X-Nauts who were holding onto the edge. Several slamming noises were head as the hull of the ship was attacked by the machines. "Fall back!"
As the battleship retreated into space, Tubba's troops celebrated, having won the day. However, the war had only begun.
End of Day 1
Casualties:
X-Nauts:
110 Elite X-Nauts
Tubba's Clubbachines:
80 Paratroopachines
Battle of the Stars, Day 2
Tubba's troops were patrolling the perimeter of the Haven. This time, he wanted to be prepared in case they were to be attacked again. Tubba came running out of the castle immediately in response to shouts from part of the Haven. It was a false alarm; some Toads were just arguing. Tubba started to head back, but then noticed that it was considerably darker than it was the last time he was out here. He thought about this for a second, then gasped and looked up in time to see the Battleship X-Naut open its cargo hatch high above, releasing molten goop down on all of the troops; the force alone killed some, and knocked almost all of the others onto their hands and knees. Most of the troops were unable to move, as the goo sank into their mechanical parts, and burnt their biological side. Tubba was able to move himself still, but barely; his invincibility kept the goo from burning his flesh. He began very slowly dragging himself to his castle; he had to reach the Star Rod. Just before passing inside, he heard a loud roar, and looked up to see Hooktail with her face shoved into a giant fish bowl. She was carrying some sort of machine, and Crump was riding on her back. Several Skellobombers and Sky-Nauts were also accompanying them. not knowing what they were doing, Tubba quickened his pace slightly. Just has he reached the altar where he had placed it, a horrible sound filled the Haven from the machine. The completely-mechanical Koopachines fell immediately, but some of the others remained conscious. Tubba reached up, grabbed the Star Rod, and used the last of his strength to give it a final wave.
Lord Crump looked down on the Haven. In only a couple of minutes, they had demobilized an entire army. "Buh! Buh! Buh huh huh huh! That was too easy!" However, as if in response to this, all of the cheese on the battlefield below seemed to dissolve into nothing. "Buh huh HUH?! Ack! It's that stupid Star Rod!...hah! But they're still not doing anything. Hah. Poor Tubba Blubber must not have been able to cut it...What the?" Down below, Tubba's Star spirits began pouring out of the Star Rod altar, and spread across the battlefield restoring movement to the fallen troops. Lord Crump responded by shouting to the troops around him, "KILL THE STARS! TAKE THEM DOWN!" The Skellobombers and Sky-Nauts dove down and started attacking the stars. However, as more and more troops below were reanimated, and even Tubba came out of the temple, they were quickly getting outnumbered. "Damn him! Everyone, fall back! Get the troops ready for battle!"
As all of the flying enemies retreated back to the ship, Tubba looked over the field and smiled. They'd survived what could've been a major tragedy with minimal losses. However, knowing the X-Nauts would attack again, probably with their full force, he had to get prepared, fast.
End Day 2
casualties:
X-Nauts:
110 Sky-Nauts
Shayde Brigade:
80 Skellobombers
Tubba's Clubbachines:
(RLDline, I'm giving some of these slightly different names. keep the ones you have if you want, I just think these sound cooler. >_>)
250 Star Spirits
40 Toad-trons
40 Hyper Goomborgs
60 Piranha Plantoids
5 Mecha-vultures
now, before I start, I'd like to remind you that I wrote this battle. therefore, it is not capitalized. if that's gonna be a problem, you can fix it on your own time.
Battle of the Stars, Day 1
The Battleship X-Naut was closing in on Star Haven, completely unnoticed. Tubba didn't have anyone on patrol; he was getting overconfident. it wasn't until the ship was less than half a mile away that anyone noticed it. Tubba was notified immediately, but he didn't seem to care.
"What are those stupid X-Nauts gonna do to us? We're invincible! Oh well, send some Paratroopachines up to take it down."
Meanwhile, on the battleship, Crump was equally overconfident. "Buh! Buh! Buh huh huh huh huh! They'll never see us coming!" Crump began laughing long and loud, but was interrupted by a knock at the door. "Come in!" An X-Naut came in, looking slightly frightened. "Um...Lord Crump, sir? They've sent some of their Koopachines after us!"
"Buh huh huh?! What kinda weapons do we have on this thing?" An X-Naut at the control panel replied, Um...I dunno. Should I just start pushing buttons until something happens...again?"
"Yes, that sounds good."
The X-Naut looked across the control panel and noticed a large red button. He reached over and pressed it in, and the whole ship shook. It began changing, and ended up as a giant robot. Lord Crump looked out a window at the rest of the ship. "What the...a transformer? That's dumb. Change it back."
While the X-Nauts struggled to find the weapon systems, 100 Paratroopachines began attacking the ship, making only the tinyest dents in the hull. While they were attacking, they were unaware of the Banzai Bill that shot out of the ship...that is, until it blew 4 of their heads off. The remaining ones exchanged glances, and started to flee back toward the Haven, although most of them didn't make it as more Bills were shot. As they went in to tell Tubba Blubbachine what happened, the battleship came in for a landing.
Inside the ship, Crump, Hooktail, and a large part of the X-Naut army was organzied by the airlock. Lord Crump cleared his throat. "Troops! This is our finest hour! Finally Tubba Blubba will be defeated! We have the EMP, with which we shall be victorious!" He then pulled out a walkie-talkie. "Open the airlock!"
He immediately regretted that. As soon as the airlock was open, the oxygen began rushing out of the ship, bringing many of the X-Nauts with it. Lord Crump grabbed Hooktail's leg, and she grabbed onto the EMP with her tail. Lord Crump pulled the walkie talkie back out. "CLOSE THE AIRLOCK!" The airlock slammed shut, cutting off the hands of the X-Nauts who were holding onto the edge. Several slamming noises were head as the hull of the ship was attacked by the machines. "Fall back!"
As the battleship retreated into space, Tubba's troops celebrated, having won the day. However, the war had only begun.
End of Day 1
Casualties:
X-Nauts:
110 Elite X-Nauts
Tubba's Clubbachines:
80 Paratroopachines
Battle of the Stars, Day 2
Tubba's troops were patrolling the perimeter of the Haven. This time, he wanted to be prepared in case they were to be attacked again. Tubba came running out of the castle immediately in response to shouts from part of the Haven. It was a false alarm; some Toads were just arguing. Tubba started to head back, but then noticed that it was considerably darker than it was the last time he was out here. He thought about this for a second, then gasped and looked up in time to see the Battleship X-Naut open its cargo hatch high above, releasing molten goop down on all of the troops; the force alone killed some, and knocked almost all of the others onto their hands and knees. Most of the troops were unable to move, as the goo sank into their mechanical parts, and burnt their biological side. Tubba was able to move himself still, but barely; his invincibility kept the goo from burning his flesh. He began very slowly dragging himself to his castle; he had to reach the Star Rod. Just before passing inside, he heard a loud roar, and looked up to see Hooktail with her face shoved into a giant fish bowl. She was carrying some sort of machine, and Crump was riding on her back. Several Skellobombers and Sky-Nauts were also accompanying them. not knowing what they were doing, Tubba quickened his pace slightly. Just has he reached the altar where he had placed it, a horrible sound filled the Haven from the machine. The completely-mechanical Koopachines fell immediately, but some of the others remained conscious. Tubba reached up, grabbed the Star Rod, and used the last of his strength to give it a final wave.
Lord Crump looked down on the Haven. In only a couple of minutes, they had demobilized an entire army. "Buh! Buh! Buh huh huh huh! That was too easy!" However, as if in response to this, all of the cheese on the battlefield below seemed to dissolve into nothing. "Buh huh HUH?! Ack! It's that stupid Star Rod!...hah! But they're still not doing anything. Hah. Poor Tubba Blubber must not have been able to cut it...What the?" Down below, Tubba's Star spirits began pouring out of the Star Rod altar, and spread across the battlefield restoring movement to the fallen troops. Lord Crump responded by shouting to the troops around him, "KILL THE STARS! TAKE THEM DOWN!" The Skellobombers and Sky-Nauts dove down and started attacking the stars. However, as more and more troops below were reanimated, and even Tubba came out of the temple, they were quickly getting outnumbered. "Damn him! Everyone, fall back! Get the troops ready for battle!"
As all of the flying enemies retreated back to the ship, Tubba looked over the field and smiled. They'd survived what could've been a major tragedy with minimal losses. However, knowing the X-Nauts would attack again, probably with their full force, he had to get prepared, fast.
End Day 2
casualties:
X-Nauts:
110 Sky-Nauts
Shayde Brigade:
80 Skellobombers
Tubba's Clubbachines:
(RLDline, I'm giving some of these slightly different names. keep the ones you have if you want, I just think these sound cooler. >_>)
250 Star Spirits
40 Toad-trons
40 Hyper Goomborgs
60 Piranha Plantoids
5 Mecha-vultures