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Post by vidguysteve on Oct 1, 2007 14:19:29 GMT -5
Alright. This is where I'll be posting all of the battle updates, one after another, to make reading it easier. DO NOT POST ANYTHING HERE UNTIL THE FINAL BATTLES ARE ALL OVER!
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Post by vidguysteve on Oct 1, 2007 14:20:19 GMT -5
The Final Battle Toad Town was eerily quiet. The only sound was that of the waves gently lapping against the harbor, and the light pulsing tones of the Vortex that would lead the armies to their final victory, or in most’s case their grave. In the distance, a rhythmic thumping could be heard, disrupting the silence. A large army of Clubbas was the first to reach the empty town. They waited at the town center waiting. . . waiting. . . until a voice rose up. “Father?” Big Poppa turned his head to his son, Tubba Blubba. He looked him over, and wondered if the end of all things was deserved for what the inhabitants had become. His own son, the once proud Tubba Blubba, had turned himself into a mechanical monstrosity, abandoned his own faithful men, and stole the Stars from their home. “Father?” Tubba’s voice called out again. “Yes?” “If I may ask, what are we doing, staying here? Shouldn’t we be going through the portal before it’s too late?” “Wait a few more hours, my son.” The Tribe did not wait long, as the armies of the Mushroom Kingdom soon reached the town’s borders. He ordered that his troops stay back, as he walked to meet the Generals for the last time. A comforting silence came between the enemies and friends, conversing with their thoughts and feelings alone. Giga Bowser was the first to break the silence. “We had one Hell of a time while it lasted, eh?” His remark was able to produce a smirk from more than a few officers. All of them looked around at each other, a living reminder of events past. Tubba Blubbachine, the remainder of his mechanical army from the Battle of the Stars; Giga Bowser, his ambitions for power and control turned him into an even more frightful monster, attacking any who opposed him; Tutankoopa, a symbol of lost powers returning to greatness; Princess Peach, showing that even Princesses can be fearsome warlords; Admiral Bobbery, whose powerful blasts and steadfast loyalty were an inspiration to armies everywhere; Bonechill, controlling the powers of Death itself; Goomboss, the massive Goomba King becoming stronger than any of his kind; Monty Mole, a small creature with incredible projects; Axem Red, trying to conquer the world for the sake of his master, Smithy; Para-Blade Bro Joe, rising above the rank of a common Blade Bro to commander of an army; King Dry Bones, showing that death is in no way an inconvenience; and Grodus, the alienated creature whose prided himself on incredible technology. All were silent, and stood staring at each other for several minutes, each remembering the good times and the bad, and wondering how their every action contributed to the world’s end. The Generals shook hands with allies, made peace with enemies, and hoped that they would see each other again in the next life. The rivals turned their gaze to the stars, and could have sworn that they saw a constellation resembling a certain giant Piranha Plant smiling down at them. www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/n64/PokeSnap_Intro_(Improved).midOnce the peace was over, they returned to their troops, and slowly and solemnly walked through the portal, all thinking of their motivations. . . . Honor to the Clubba Race. . . . . . Return to being Pharaoh of the world. . . . . .Freedom to sail wherever my heart leads me. . . . . .Bringing in a new crowd “downstairs”. . . . . . Control the surface, and the underground. . . . . . Eternal Life in Death. . . . . .Absolute control of the Mushroom Kingdom. . and Peach. . . . . . Regaining control over my torn kingdom. . . . . . For my Master. . . . . . Avenging my previous failure at the hands of that plumber. . . . . . Proving myself to be more than ‘just some soldier’. . . . . . pudding. . . Most walked through the gate way. Bobbery had his men load his war ships out of the harbor and into the Cannonballer, his prize for defeating a great army, and launching them through the vortex. Grodus sunk into the shadows and resurfaced on his Battleship X-Naut. As the armies passed through the Vortex, another army frantically bounded for the closing portal. “WAIT FOR US!” “Welderburg! If we’re left behind this will be ALL YOUR FAULT!” Welderburg and his men cursed the world as they charged through the town. The army ran towards the portal, and was lucky enough to make it through. With the final piece in place, the final battle began. Those left alive will have earned to continue their existence, the others will move on to somewhere beyond “Press Start” and “Game Over”. But where that would be is a complete mystery. Setting the Stage The armies found themselves spread out in a large rocky canyon. They looked around at their surroundings, some grateful that their environment was helpful to their strategy. Bobbery was NOT one of them. “Ah! There’s no water here! How can we use our boats if we don’t have any WATER!” “Oy! Admiral! It’s okay! We don’ need no stinkin’ water to beat these blokes!” yelled Pa-Patch. “Fine. All right men! Move-“ Admiral Bobbery’s order was interrupted by a large laser beam firing through the air. The Bob-ombs looked up and saw their previous ally’s Battleship firing at them from the sky. It began shooting Death Beams at every army, catching their attentions all at once. Welderburg and the Axem Rangers charged towards the middle, firing their weapons at the Battleship. While they were distracted, Big Poppa and his men came from behind and struck out. “NOW! BLUBBA BELLIES!” A yell that would spell almost complete doom for the Plumbers. Blubba Bellies began throwing and smashing Giga Chomps at the Plumber’s army. Game Over Toads began flipping through the air, striking down Yoshis and Bitticudas. Elite Archers blotted out the sun with their arrows, each hitting their mark. Welderburg was frantic at this point. “AAAH! S-someone! Erg! Do SOMETHING!” Some Koopa Strikers and Piranha Plants began retailliating, firing shells and biting their enemies. Mushrooms began charging at the troops, only to be caught by the Clubbas and used to heal them. “Told you that wouldn’t work,” said Goombella, irritated with her employer. “But I thought tha-“ “MUSHROOMS DON’T ATTACK PEOPLE!” “Fine, but Karate Masters DO! Dojo Master! Get them!” www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/n64/The_Master!.mid The Master began dashing through the troops, sending them flying into their comrades. The Master ducked under a Clubba’s club, upper-cutting him in the jaw, sending him flying through the air. Spiraling through the air to avoid a Death Beam from the Battleship, he then caught an arrow between his middle and index finger, and launched it back at the Archer, piercing his head and going through several others. After killing about 2000 troops, Big Poppa ordered his men back. Welderburg stood, arrogantly on a pipe gloating over his small victory. “Ha! None can beat me! Just step up and try!” www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/n64/Here_Comes_Trouble.midTubba Blubbachine took a step towards Welderburg, and with a small smirk, pointed to the sky behind him. Behind his shades, Welderburg’s eyes shrunk back. “No. . .” While Welderburg was busy with the Clubbas, he forgot about his previous target. The Axem Rangers had been focusing their attention on bringing the X-Nauts Battleship down, and were able to succeed in a surprisingly short amount of time. The massive ship began to drop, diving towards the troops in the center of the battlefield. Axem Red ordered his troops to evacuate the area, having an idea of what would happen. Every army in the canyon began fleeing from the Battleship, remembering what happened the last time the Battleship crashed. Quick as lightning, the Master grabbed Welderburg and charged out of the way. His troops were not so lucky. The Battleship hit the ground, hard, as a large whirring sound could be heard. Koopas screamed, Pal Pills cowered, Miners tried to dig away, these were their final moments, as the Battleship X-Naut exploded in a massive blast. Troops from all around ducked, trying to avoid the blast. Debris flew around, crushing troops. Only 30,000 of Welderburg’s troops remained. Meanwhile, Giga Bowser stood tall, looking concerned. “Now why would you have done that . . .?” “Pop? What’s up?” Bowser Jr. approached his father. “Jr., Grodus’ ship took much more than that to destroy last time. And did you notice the explosion was much smaller, too? It killed five times the amount of people at Star Haven. I think that we should keep an eye out,” Bowser instructed his son. Admiral Bobbery took a moment of silence for his fallen ally. A loud voice broke his concentration with a startling yell, “HUT! SIR!” Admiral Bobbery spun around to face his Captain, General White. “Yes, General?” “It seems that Grodus did us one final favor in his death. Look at the crater.” Admiral Bobbery turned and saw that the impact on the earth was much deeper than they thought. In fact, it had struck underground water reserves! Now, a body of water the size of three football fields was filling up the crater www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/gamecube/PMTTYD-Mini_Boss.mid“WHITE! PA-PATCH! Get the boats in the Cannonballer and fire them into the water! We can still go through with our strategy!” As the Captains hurried off, Bobbery looked to the sky and could have sworn he saw something suspicious. “A storm is brewing,” was all he said as he joined his men in preparations. Goomboss was still huddled in a fetal position, long after the rest of his troops got up. “Uh. . . boss?” Goombario poked Goomboss’ massive head with a stick. “Yes?” “All the armies are choosing their targets. Who should we go after?” “. . . Princess Peach! If we kill her, I’ll be the new Princess!” Goombario just stared blankly. “There really is something wrong with you.” All the armies were deciding who they should battle, however the choice was made for them, as each army was separated on the sides by a large barrier, locking them in with other armies. All the armies looked around and saw who they were battling, some with glee, some with misery, some indifferent. Giga Bowser snorted as he saw his opponents. “Bobbery and Bonechill? No problem.” Chompy began a prayer, “Dear Heavens, please strike the Clubbas dead. Amen. Did it work?” King Dry Bones looked thankful. “Welderburg, thank the Stars.” Goomboss was satisfied, because he could still kill Peach and Monty Mole. Para-Blade Bro Joe looked out. “Axem Rangers? Shouldn’t be much of a problem.” And so, the final battles came upon them, each determined to win. However, there was another force there, watching and waiting. “Now? Do we do it now?” “Patience. It will come soon.” X-Naut Meeting www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/n64/cauldronkeep.midOnboard the Cloaked Battleship X-Naut, Grodus is going over his attack plan with his Officers. “We will wait for the armies to take out their war machines first. Then, once they are vulnerable and out in the open, we’ll make our grand reappearance by dumping the molten cheese on them.” Xader spoke up at this point. “Yes, it was most brilliant to use that Goop Battleship and Supernova Bomb to take attention off of us. They think that we’re gone for good! Those fools!” Kayke nodded. “We should spread our attack pattern. I think that we should fire a few Death Beams at Bowser and that section, Banzai Bills at Big Poppa’s battle, dump our troops in the Welderburg battle, an-“ Doopliss interrupted Kayke, changing the subject to himself. “Me and the scale siblings will muck up the Axem Rangers and those other guys. Xader, you, Kayke, and Crump should do that ‘Magnus’ thing too. Grodus nodded his head in agreement. “Yes, and I’ll paint up all sorts of nasty things for the Goomboss, Peach, and Monty Mole battle. Now, where’s Crump?” Just as Grodus said this, Lord Crump walked in, dripping yellow gook on the floor. “The Cheese is hot and delicious. Anyone want to join me for a swim?” Holding his head in embarrassment, Grodus dismissed the troops to their positions. Once the room was cleared, he turned to see a cloaked figure facing him. In his hands, he held a scroll and a pen, furiously scribbling down words. “You’re quite punctual.” “Let’s try to keep this quick. I’ll be in huge trouble if the others find out I’m helping you with your plan.” “How do I know that I can trust you? After all, you could be a spy from another army.” The figure began writing. Suddenly, Grodus’ arms flew in the air and starting smacking him in the head, then returned to his sockets. “Ooch. Fine, I believe you. Now, you say that I do indeed have a chance to win this battle?” The figure began looking at the troops below. “Grodus, everyone here has a chance to win. Who will win however, is something that I don’t even know.” Grodus chuckled and began walking off towards the door. “Well, you’ve never steered me wrong with my past endeavors. I just hope that you will continue to assist me with this.” “And just where are you going?” “The top of the Bridge. I have to make a cool entrance don’t I? After all, it’s just about showtime.” The sounds of cannonfire and bombs exploding could be heard from the fighting. The figure and Grodus both nodded, and warped out of the room. Koopa Clan vs. Shayde Brigade vs. Pirate’s Barrage Immediately, Bowser had his troops rush in to the battle field, charging at the Shayde Brigade. The flying troops were sent in after the Nimbis, however, many were kept back by powerful blasts of wind from the angelic sprites. However, many Para-Koopatrols and Hyper Spiked Para-Goombas were able to breach them and send them back from where they came from. Magikoopas were able to overpower the Skelomages due to their numbers, but the Brigade’s troops were able to work together to be more effective. Nimbis helped send arrows farther and redirect them thanks to their wind powers, and the Frost Piranhas would freeze troops for the Hogarthiums to smash into them. Dry Bones and other undead units were able to kill plenty of units, as many of Bowser’s troops were unable to kill them without assistance from fire troops. A cry was heard, as the smell of cannon powder filled the air as the Pirate’s Barrage let loose a flurry of cannonballs, killing many troops on both sides. Bob-ombs killed undead troops with ease, and were able to set off Bulky Bob-ombs without killing themselves, do to their special training. X-Koopas seemed to be fairing well, as their laser rifles and potions allowed them to take down troops from afar. However, this was not able to save them from Piranha Plants tunneling and attacking underneath them. Giga Bowser was less than pleased with the way events were unfolding. “ENOUGH! Send out the machines!” The Tanks and Koopa Walkers began walking out from the back lines to front the attack. Mortars launched at Bob-ombs grouped with other troops, and caused a chain reaction among the living weapons. Bob-ombs, Putrid Piranhas, and Mr. Blizzards all were blown apart. In retaliation, the Pirates hover crafts were sent out onto the battlefield, whipping around, firing at random clusters of troops everywhere. Bonechill looked at the machines with a smirk. “Well now, we don’t want to be left out, do we? Send out the Freeze Cannons to come at the Pirates from behind. Shadoo, can you get everyone’s attention on you?” “Oh, I think I have an idea about what I can do. . .” As the troops were all battling each other across the field, war machines and cannons fired at the crowds. Suddenly, a large grinding noise was heard from the sky, as a burning yellow substance fell onto the troops and war machines, killing many and jamming war machines. Soldiers cried out in pain. “Wha. . . what is this stuff?!” Giga Bowser had a curious look on his face, as he reached down and put a claw into the gook and tasted it. The flavor of it was unmistakable. www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/n64/cbfd-king.mid“. . . cheese. . .” Kamek flew beside Giga Bowser on his broom. “What did you say, your Nastiness?” “. . . . . IT’S CHEESE! CHEEEEEEEEEESE!” The cry could be heard across all the battlefields, as a loud cackling could be heard from the sky. Troops turned their heads to the sky, as some took the advantage to quickly kill a few troops. There they saw someone they thought was gone for good, floating a thousand feet in the air. “GAAAAACK ACK ACK ACK! You didn’t think that we would die that easily, did you?!” As Grodus laughed, a shimmering figure appeared underneath him. The Battleship X-Naut was an imposing figure, as this was its second time returning after being destroyed. “Don’t worry, I’m not here to watch, I’m just going to be a pain in the ass!” Death Beams and Banzai Bills fired from the Battleship, striking random armies, tearing through them. Giga Bowser was distracted long enough for Shadoo to make her move. Possessing 300 Chain Chomps, she had them all lash out at him, biting and barking at him. Bowser hyper extended one’s jaw, killing it. He began swinging another around by its tail, cracking its skulls and those of it’s victims. However, as one troop died, Shadoo would possess a new troop to attack. Bowser became so consumed by this, that he wasn’t able to notice a large green laser being launched at him until the last second. Bowser dove out of the way, but did not completely avoid it. Looking at himself, he inspected the damage: none. He wasn’t burned, he didn’t have any visible injuries, and he felt absolutely fine. “Heh! I don’t know what that was, but you’ll have to do something better to beat King –urgh!” Bowser stopped his gloating as he realized what the beam had done. “MY ARMS! I can’t use my ARMS!” Taking advantage of this, Shadoo had all her possessed troop lunging at Bowser, all he could do was dodge, afraid to infuriate the Chomps with his fire breath, and unable to wave the Star Rod. He began to tire, and Shadoo immediately latched onto him. Giga Bowser seemed to be in great pain, trying to fight Shadoo’s possession. However, the troops kept coming, and it wasn’t long before. . . “HA! Presenting. . . Giga Bowdoo!” Giga Bowser was now just a black sillouete, wearing the Cape Feather and Metal Cap. Shadoo shot into the air, and became metal, dropping to the ground and sinking crushing several troops and sending out a seismic wave. As Shadoo went up the second time, she met some resistance from Bowser’s mind, causing her to fly off course, and landing on Bobbery’s troops instead of his own. After a few minutes of this, the strain became too great for Shadoo to continue, and left Giga Bowser’s body, retreating to Bonechill’s side. Giga Bowser collapsed, tired, drained, but still alive. Several troops grabbed him and carried him back to the rear of the army. Skelobits were frantically trying to unclog the Freeze Canons, but with no great success. Sighing, Bonechill went over to the cannons, and fired a gust of wind into the barrels, freezing the cheese, and shattering it. “Alright! Now get a move on towards the water!” Through the confusion, the Black Skull began to approach the shore. “YAR! NOW, MEN!” The Pirate Champions flew from the Black Skull, and all began attacking troops. Hooksail spotted Bonechill, and ordered the rest of the Champions over to attack. “Well, well, well. What have we here?” laughed Grubby. “It looks like we found the enemy commander. Let’s take him out real quick, and then move onto finishing off Giga Bowser.” Magust barked. Bonechill, however, didn’t much look like someone should when confronted by seven pirate ghosts. In fact, he was chuckling. “And what are you laughing at? Have you gone mad in your final moments?” Inquired Doopler. Bonechill looked up at the trapped souls with a toothy smile. “First of all, you stupid spirits, my Captain has control over Life and Death. I can call her over here and have her send you to the next world. Second, I would worry about your General, rather than the other army’s.” Spinning around, the Pirate Champions all howled in fear at what they saw. The Freeze Canons had made it to the water, and had begun to freeze the water. Boats were locked in the ice, and few troops could move between the molten cheese and the freezing winds. “BACK TO THE SHIPS!” Howled Hooksail, as they raced off to save their General, all except for Bonekill, who darted towards some Embers, dodging the occasional Death Beam from the Battleship X-Naut. Admiral Bobbery was cold. That was all that kept running through his head. He didn’t even have enough warmth in him to explode and bring some warmth. How he wished to be one of the troops that had burned to death from the cheese. At least they died warm. “Admiral!” Bobbery turned a shivering head towards the ones calling him. He saw six Pirate Champions all rushing to his aid. “Don’t worry, Admiral. We’ll think of something.” “I got nothing.” “Nothing.” “Nothing.” “Nope.” “I. . . nah, never mind.” “Alright, we’ll think of something later. Where’s Bonekill?” As Smorgo said this, the distinct sound of the Cannonballer was heard, as screaming Embers flew towards Bobbery. The temporary warmth gave him enough strength to explode, bringing warmth to all his body. “Oh HO! I feel so much better! Oh! I’m sorry, but I must help the others!” Admiral Bobbery ran towards the other Captains and troops, exploding and revitalizing them. Soon, all the frozen troops were restored. The fight had gone on for an hour, and each side had few troops remaining. Bonechill, Giga Bowser, and Bobbery all took a commanding pose. Simultaneously, they yelled out to their troops, “NOW! EVERYONE ATTA-“ “ENOUGH!” A powerful voice pierced the air. Suddenly, the few troops that every army had remaining disappeared without a trace, leaving behind only confused Officers and Generals alone. The barriers surrounding the armies dropped, as the remaining Generals and Captains looked to the stormy sky to see several cloaked, floating figures. The largest one in the middle spoke up first in a British accent. “We have seen enough."
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Post by vidguysteve on Oct 1, 2007 14:21:33 GMT -5
Goomboss, Princess Peach, and Monty Mole Battle Goomboss was the first to issue a command. “REMEMBER MY STRATEGY! I WANT TO BE THE NEXT PRINCESS!” Goombario looked down in embarrassment, and ordered all the troops to charge forward. Hyper Gloombas charged into the battlefield, attacking Toads. At first, the mushroom-headed soldiers didn’t seem too worried. They were only Goombas after all. BIG. ASS. MISTAKE. Toads were flung through the air by the charging mushroom mutants, and then impaled by their flying brethren. Blue Toads and Yellow Toads were able to hold back some of the attackers with their rifles and explosives, but too many were getting through. In minutes, Peaches entire army was littered with the creatures. Peach ordered her troops to the attack planes and Sky Pops. As they charged to the devices, a loud rumbling could be heard and the earth around them shook. www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/n64/Hag1.midThe massive nose of the Death Drill broke the surface, and had all the troops paralyzed in fear. Inside the control station, Monty roared with laughter. “Yee hee hee hee heee! Hoo boy! Now where are all of you going in such a hurry? Sorry, but whatever it is, it’ll have to wait for me to go to town on you!” The Drill started up its massive drill. “Now let’s ram ‘em!” The drill began to tear through Goombas and Toads like paper, and Monty Moles sucked troops underground, while the Toadies dropped bombs from above. Toadsworth became wracked with fright if it rained outside. Seeing this monstrous machine going towards the Princess almost gave him 8 heart attacks at once, and caused him to void his bowels. “P-p-p-p-p-PRINCESS! W-w-w-w-w-we-w-w-w-we mu-m-m-m-m-mus-!” “Toadsworth, you must calm down!” Peach shook her advisor. “Things look bad, but we can’t give up hope! What we need to do is-“ Suddenly, a large grinding noise was heard from the sky, as a burning yellow substance fell onto the troops and war machines, killing many and jamming war machines. Monty Mole banged his control panel in frustration. “Dammit, Dammit, DAMMIT! The Drill got jammed! Where's the bastard that did this?!” www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/n64/cbfd-king.midGoomboss looked over at Goombario, “What is this stuff?” His question was answered almost immediately, as a deep voice could be heard screaming. “. . . . . IT’S CHEESE! CHEEEEEEEEEESE!" The cry could be heard across all the battlefields, as a loud cackling could be heard from the sky. Troops turned their heads to the sky, as some took the advantage to quickly kill a few troops. There they saw someone they thought was gone for good, floating a thousand feet in the air. “GAAAAACK ACK ACK ACK! You didn’t think that we would die that easily, did you?!” As Grodus laughed, a shimmering figure appeared underneath him. The Battleship X-Naut was an imposing figure, as this was its second time returning after being destroyed. “Don’t worry, I’m not here to watch, I’m just going to be a pain in the ass!” www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/n64/StarFox64_SectorY2.midDeath Beams and Banzai Bills fired from the Battleship, striking random armies, tearing through them. Goomboss looked around. His and his enemies troops were horribly burned, many dead. Suddenly, he remembered something, and sent an order to his Goombella clone. “YOU WANT ME TO WHAT?!” “Just take this box, and run head-long into the battlefield. Preferably where all the guys trying to kill us are.” “But I’ll die. . .” “You’re a clone. You don’t have a soul. Now move it!” Goombella hurriedly ran to the center of the battlefield, frantically ducking under enemy fire and jumping around pools of cheese. Miraculously, she was able to make it to her destination unscathed. “I. . . I did it! I’m alive! I-“ Goombella’s speech was cut short, as a Thwomp fell from the sky, crushing her. The Thwomp melted into goop, and dissolved, leaving only the mysterious box lying on the ground. Monty Mole was still having his men clean the cheese out of the Death Drill. “Come on! We need this thing! Let’s go!” “Sir, we have more weapons then just the Drill.” “Henh? Alright, which button is it? This one?” Bullet Bills and Mortar cannons began firing out from holes in the sides of the massive tank. Troops screamed in sheer terror as they were held down by the cheese with Bullet Bills flying directly towards their heads. Hundreds of troops died screaming, helpless to protect themselves. Princess Peach’s ROBs finally made it out onto the battlefield, and began firing missiles at anything they saw. Thwomps were blown down into Thwacks, which were blasted into rubble. None of the armies had a real edge, with many troops dead and dieing, and only Monty Mole had a semi-working War Machine. Even Grodus slowed his painting frequency – and quality – and began to lazily just draw circles and watch them become bowling balls or bombs. However, a curious Toad would change the tides of the battle. But not for the Royal Army. “Huh? What’s that?” asked a Red Toad, looking at a box on the ground. “I don’t know, but don’t touch it. It could be an enemy trick!” cried out a Toadette. “It’s just a box, what could be so bad.” The Toad picked the box up off the ground, as the Toadette nervously backed up. The Toad slowly lifted the cover, eyes wide with anticipation. “Huh? It’s empty! What a jip.” The Toad dropped the box on the ground and began to walk away. The box began to shake and rock back and forth. Suddenly, like a volcano, thousands of Shy Guys of all kinds erupted from the box. www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/n64/shyboxremix.midThe Shy Guys began causing all sorts of mayhem and destruction on the battlefield. Shy Guys fired their slingshots with expert accuracy; Groove Guys confused and disoriented enemies; Pyro Guys charged through troops screaming, burning them; Spear Guys impaled fleeing Toads and Koopas; Anti-Guys were devastating anything they saw; Ray Guys fired their guns, tearing holes in troops; in a matter of minutes, they had the entire field in chaos. Goombario was amazed with his General’s plan. “Did you know that this would happen?” Goomboss snapped out of a daze and turned to Goombario. “What happened? HOLY CRAP! Look at all them Shy Guys! Wait. . . where’s my box?” “The Goombella clone dropped it. She’s dead.” “Bah. She was the worst partner in any of the Paper Mario games anyways. Troops! Surround the Princess!” Meanwhile, after several minutes of pounding on the control panel, the Death Drill began working again. “Hot d**n! Everyone! Go for Peach!” With Princess Peach completely surrounded, it seemed that all hope for the Princess was gone. Enemy troops and War Machnies closed in on all sides. Peach braced herself for impact and covered herself with her umbrella. She was sure this was the end. She gripped the umbrella's handle so hard that her white gloves began to tear. Her entire body began to shake in fright. "ATTACK!" With that cry, every army gave everything they had against Peach. Cannons fired, bombs bursted, rocks were thrown, bullets were fired, laser beam cut through the air. When the dust had settled, there squatted Peach, still shaking and holding her unharmed umbrella. "What the Hell?!" Yelled a random Goomba. "What's with that umbrella?! Come on!" Even the Battleship X-Nauts' Death Beams didn't so much as char the umbrella. Monty Mole watched with jaw agape. "Send in the Death Drill! See what that does against it." The Death Drill lumbered in, and began spinning its massive nose. The horrible sound of a drill tip grinding could be heard, as the Death Drill’s drill started to dull itself. Meanwhile, the Toads used this opportunity to finally get to their War Machines. With their attack planes and Sky Pops, they performed hit and run attacks against the enemies. One pilot, flying close to the edge of the barrier, saw a massive red dragon looking at him, licking its lips. Shuddering, the pilot turned and began bombing the enemy. Troops on all sides were thinning; the victor could have been any one of the armies. Just as the troops prepared themselves for one final assault, a powerful voice pierced the air. “ENOUGH!” The troops all disappeared, leaving behind only confused officers. The barriers surrounding the armies dropped, as the remaining Generals and Captains looked to the stormy sky to see several cloaked, floating figures. The largest one in the middle spoke up first in a British accent. “We have seen enough.” Tubba Blubbachine was bold enough to speak first. “Who. . . who are you?”
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Post by vidguysteve on Oct 1, 2007 14:22:21 GMT -5
Iron Club vs. Ancient Ones When the barriers were raised, it caught the Ancient Ones’ troops by surprise and was able to distract them for a second. The Iron Clubs troops, however, were instructed in their training to never let anything distract you from your main goal: Destroying your enemy. With a guttural roar, they rushed their opponents. www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/n64/PM64TutKoopa.midBlubba Bellies spun Giga Chomps around, setting the beasts off on rampages, devouring Bandits. Royal Archers fired arrows with deadly accuracy, striking Pokeys to the ground. Elite Gusty Bandits were easily able to outmatch their counterparts. Right from the beginning, Tutankoopa was not happy with how things had unraveled. Even his submarines couldn’t be used for traveling. “Get the Poison Para-Blade Bros over those archers! Get the Blimps in the air! Remember our strategy!” Moustafa ran next to Tutankoopa. “My pharaoh, what do I do?” Tut looked over at Moustafa and grabbed him by the head. “Learn to fly!” And with that, Moustafa was thrown into the crowd of rushing troops. Troops began mobilizing to their battle stations. Swoopers, Para-Buzzies, Snifarios, Para Blade Bros, and Poison Para Blade Bros all took to the skies, distracting the archers’ fire towards themselves. Dry Bones were infuriating troops by their tenacity, refusing to stay down. Big Poppa would not allow his advantage to disappear. “BOYS! Go in there and rough ‘em up!” Nodding, Tubba Blubbachine and Rubble Trubble leaped to the front of the lines, and began attacking troops. “Ahahauahahauahauahauahauaha! This is too easy, brother!” Rubble laughed as he ripped a Bandit in two. “Don’t lose focus! Keep up the attack! Kill them all!” Tubba yelled to his brother as he barreled through enemies on the front line. “Yeah, yeah. . . you sound like Mom. “ And with that, Rubble went his separate ways from Tubba. Meanwhile, the Ancient Ones were able to get their blimps into the air, and the Scout Bandits were steadily taking down the Archers. Without support from the rear, the Clubbas were losing troops at a quicker rate. Big Poppa growled as he realized that brute force could not overcome a good strategy. However, it was too late to come up with a new one, and he needed a miracle. He looked to the sky and cried out. “Something good better happen soon!” Suddenly, a large grinding noise was heard from the sky, as a burning yellow substance fell onto the troops and war machines, killing many and jamming war machines. A red beam pierced holes in Tutankoopa’s blimps, sending them crashing to the ground and exploding, killing the troops on the ground and the Bandits that weren’t able to activate their parachutes in time. www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/n64/cbfd-king.midRubble Trubble looked at the goop covering him and groaned. He was in a bad position with his legs stuck by the gooey substance and his skin burning. “What is this disgusting mess?!” Tubba Blubba knew what it was from the way it jammed his mechanical parts and the distinct scent that brought back memories of failure. “. . . . . IT’S CHEESE! CHEEEEEEEEEESE!” The cry could be heard across all the battlefields, as a loud cackling could be heard from the sky. Troops turned their heads to the sky, as some took the advantage to quickly kill a few troops. There they saw someone they thought was gone for good, floating a thousand feet in the air. “GAAAAACK ACK ACK ACK! You didn’t think that we would die that easily, did you?!” As Grodus laughed, a shimmering figure appeared underneath him. The Battleship X-Naut was an imposing figure, as this was its second time returning after being destroyed. “Don’t worry, I’m not here to watch, I’m just going to be a pain in the ass!” www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/n64/V1.1DK64_Krool_Battle.midBanzai Bills were fired everywhere across the battlefield. Many troops stood no chance, as the cheese didn’t allow them to move or escape. Rubble Trubble was one of them. Though incredibly powerful, after 10 Banzai Bills directly sent towards him, he could no longer stay up. He cried out to his brother what he hoped would not be his final words. “Tubba! Get the Spare Heart from Dad!” Tubba heard his brother’s last request, and charged for his father. Big Poppa was watching the battle with mixed emotions, and found himself deep in thought. Tubba interrupted his thoughts and was given the second Spare Heart, the one that belonged to Macho Grubba before he died. With a bow, Tubba rushed to his fallen brother. Big Poppa turned to his Queen and Game Over. “Perhaps it is time for us to get more involved in this battle.” Nodding in agreement, the three Officers split up, with Big Poppa charging the front lines, Queen Clubba attacking the second lines on the right, and Game Over opposite of Queen Clubba. Tubba reached his brother and took out the heart. “Don’t worry, this will have you back to life in no time. Let me just get a drop of your blood . . .” Setting the heart on the ground, Tubba poked a small hole in Rubble’s finger, enough to get a few drops of blood flowing. “Now, let me just . . .” Before Tubba could finish his sentence, a shape moving too fast to be recognized stole the heart. Bellowing, Tubba wheeled around to see the thief. “WHO DARES?!” The thief was a Bandit, who didn’t look much different from any other. “The name’s Balin. And I heard what you said about this little trinket. . .” He held out the heart, “so I figured I’d snatch it for myself. What’s the matter? Your brother wanted it? Haha! Too Bad!” Balin bit his finger, and let a drop of blood touch the heart. “NO!” Tubba cried in futility, as the heart began to beat and gain a red color. “That’s right! Being a thief doesn’t get good life insurance, so what’s better than an extra life? Now, I must be off.” As Balin turned to make his getaway, Tubba grabbed him by the shoulder. Balin felt the heavy clamp on his body and began to sweat. ’Great. Of all the people I chose to piss off, I choose the guy that crushes mountains for fun. Maybe I can-‘ “You aren’t going anywhere. You killed my brother, stole his only chance to live again, pollute the heart of a great Clubba with your filthy blood, and now you choose to turn tail and run like a coward! You must not know who you’re dealing with. Let me give you a hint!” Tubba grabbed one of his own Gusty Boos and swallowed it whole. Balin could only stare in fear. “I’M THE GHOST-GULPING TUBBA BLUBBACHINE THE GOD!” www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/n64/tubbafusion.midTubba hurled Balin through the air, and landed on an unfortunate Whacka. Grabbing the bump, Balin began to flee. However, the monstrous Clubba Prince had no intention of letting him escape. He would die if it was the last thing Tubba ever did. After five minutes of chasing, Balin began to tire. However, being invincible and mostly mechanical, Tubba could keep up the chase for hours without tiring. Tubba grabbed Balin by the head and feet, and pressed hard. A disgusting gurgling and the sound of bones snapping could be heard as Balin’s body was crushed into a flat heap. Luckily, the Spare Heart restored him to full health and made him fighting fit, and too arrogant for his own good. “Ha! Forgot about that, didn’t you, fat stuff?! I’m not dead yet! And I have no intention of being killed by you aga-!” Before Balin could finish his sentence, he was crushed by a screaming Chain Chomp pursued by the queen of all Clubbas. www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/n64/tubbachase.midQueen Clubba had been chasing Chompy all around the battlefield, causing them to plow over several troops, for about five minutes. Eventually, Queen Clubba was able to grab Chompy’s chain and slam him to the ground. The obese Queen took this opportunity to gloat. “Hmm hmm hmm . . . do you want to know what we do to Chain Chomps in our village?” She threw a fist down an inch from Chompy’s head, cracking the ground next to him. “We crush them like flies. Now, prepare to die!” Chompy’s pupils shrunk, as he seemed to enter a trance. Queen Clubba took a look at Chompy. “What no final words? Fine by me. Time to get smashed!” “....... WARNING! HYPERMODE ACTIVATED! SMASHED STATUS DOES NOT COMPUTE!!! UNREASONABLE TARGET MUST BE ELIMINATED! PREPARE TO ACTIVATE HYPER FRENZY!” “Hyper what? What are you on about now, you maggot?” “WARNING! INSULTS DO NOT COMPUTE!! IMMEDIATE ACTIVATION OF HYPER CHARGE IS NEEDED! CHARGING COMMENCING.................................... CHARGE COMLETE! HAVE A NICE DAY.” Chompy hyper extended his mouth, where a blue mass of energy could be seen. It grew steadily bigger until it filled Chompy’s entire mouth. “SHOOOOOOOP . . .” Queen Clubba was stunned. She didn’t know if she should run, defend herself, or attack first. She was a Clubba, so running was out of the question. Whatever attack he had planned probably wouldn’t hurt her tough skin too badly, so no need to defend. So that just left- “RAAAUGH!” Queen Clubba dove straight at Chompy, fiercely screaming. “DA WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!” A massive blue laser shot into the air, completely disintegrating Queen Clubba. The beam continued on through the sky, and punctured part of the Battleship X-Naut. Small objects could be seen falling out of the hole. “TARGET ELIMINATED. DISENGAGING HYPER MODE.” Chompy shook his head and looked around at his environment. “Uh-oh. I think I killed her. Better get out of here incase someone-“ “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/n64/GanondorfBattle.midBig Poppa crushed a Dry Bones’ skull with his hands, and turned to see his wife being destroyed by a feeble Chain Chomp. Boiling over with uncontrolled rage, he dashed for the murderer. “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Chompy turned to see Big Poppa swinging the Magic Hammer wildly, his body was flashing red, and a puff of smoke was coming from his head. The ground was left with a massive crater where Big Poppa hit it. Big Poppa had used the Hammer’s Frenzy mode. “. . . eep.” Chompy began running as fast as he could, trying to escape this dangerous madman. However, he was exhausted from fighting Queen Clubba and running that he didn’t have the energy in him. With a powerful swing, Chompy was sent flying into the air. “Looks like Team Chomp-it is blasting of agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain!” He landed in a heap next to Tutankoopa. Tutankoopa looked over at him curiously. “Whoa. What happened to you?” Chompy hopped back up. “I killed someone.” He then fell crashing to the ground. “That’s right . . . I got mah ass kicked, too . . .” Shrugging, Tutankoopa summoned two Mummy Pokeys to take away Chompy and heal him. “Hey! Anyone see Balin or Moustafa?” Meanwhile, Big Poppa was almost finished with Frenzy Mode, and he knew that his strength was gone. He collapsed to the ground, drained, exhausted, and finished. A few Swoopers swung down at Big Poppa’s body, beating him while he was down. Suddenly, the Swoopers were knocked away by a great punch, as Game Over walked up next to his fallen friend. ”Big Poppa? BIG POPPA! Are you alright?” Big Poppa was only able to let out a weak moan. One of the greatest warriors of all time had been defeated by his own lack of foresight. “Don’t worry, my friend. I will carry you back to-“ “You won’t be taking him anywhere.” The Toad God turned his head to see Moustafa brandishing a scimitar. “You’ll be leaving him where he is now. Yes?” “No!” Game Over jumped through the air, did a triple flip, and landed behind Moustafa. He aimed a kick at his head, which Moustafa was able to dodge. He countered with a swipe at Game Over’s legs; however he jumped and landed on the sword, kicking Moustafa in the face. Moustafa slid back, and holding the sword to one side, charged at Game Over. Game Over ran towards Moustafa as well, screaming. There were few troops left on each side. Pokeys were down to their last head segments, Clubba’s clubs were broken, and flying troop’s wings hardly had the strength to keep them airborne anymore. Only Tubba Blubbachine was doing any real damage. He crushed troops left and right, fueled by the rage of his lost brother. ’How am I going to tell this to the others? And what about Father? Will he blame me for not being there to help him or letting that Bandit steal the heart? I must find him!’ Once the battle began to wear down, Tubba tried to locate his Father. He ran around the battlefield until he saw the gruesome sight. www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/gamecube/PMTTYD-sad.midTubba ran over to see his father dead. “Father! Father, NO!” “Tu . . . bba . . .” Tubba looked over his shoulder and froze. There lying on the ground, was Game Over. “Tu . . . bba . . . come . . . here. . .” Tubba looked over at his fallen friend, and saw several slashes across his body. Coughing up some blood, Game Over weakly spoke to Tubba. “Tubba. . . you must. . . carry on. . .” “NO! Please! We can heal you! I’ll bring you back, and then I’ll kill that bon of a sitch that did this to-“ “Already . . . dead . . .,” Game Over turned his head to look at a bloody mouse with a sword stuck in his heart. “Tu. . .bba. . . please . . . be strong. . . for us. . . Your . . . Father . . . is proud. . .” And with that final breath, the being once revered as the Toad God had his game ended. Giving his comrade a moment of silence. He walked over to his fallen father. He looked over at his father’s body and a single tear escaped from his metal eye. ‘He shouldn’t have died this way.’ Tubba thought. ‘He should have died, going out in a blaze of glory, fighting against a powerful foe who threatened all of our kind. They would battle for days and nights on end, each using their most powerful attacks. Then in the moment of truth, he would unleash a massive assault that would destroy both him and his enemy – as that was the only way to defeat such a foe – and his spirit would continue on, watching over the land and people that he loved so much. He shouldn’t have died from something as humiliating and dishonorable as over exhaustion.’ “Father. . .” Tubba grabbed his father’s hammers. “I swear. . . “ He jammed Trubble’s tail spike in his tail. “That I will avenge you, and everyone else!” Tubba lifted Big Poppa’s Death Armor off his body, and put it on his. “And I will . . .” Tubba put the helmet on. “MAKE YOU PROUD!” Tubba began charging through the remaining enemies like a maniac, crushing everyone in front of him. However, not a minute had passed before a mysterious voice stopped him. “ENOUGH!” The troops all disappeared, leaving behind only confused officers. The barriers surrounding the armies dropped, as the remaining Generals and Captains looked to the stormy sky to see several cloaked, floating figures. The largest one in the middle spoke up first in a British accent. “We have seen enough.” Tubba Blubbachine was bold enough to speak up. “Who. . . who are you?” The cloaked figures looked at each other and nodded. Simultaneously, they pulled back their hoods.
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Post by Mr.Makutawsome on Oct 2, 2007 16:19:04 GMT -5
I decided to post your battle for you vidguysteve, so you don't have to. Blade Bros. versus The Evil RangersAs the barriers appeared, Axem Red became very concerned for the same reason Para Blade Bro Joe became quite relieved: There was a 15,000 troop difference in Joe’s favor. “All right! Don’t bother with strategy, just run them down with superior numbers!” www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/snes/Axmchase.midAnd with that, Blade Bros of every shape and size began dashing through the Axem Rangers, slicing, shooting, bombing, burning and freezing everything they saw. Despite being “Bros.”, the Blade Bros.’s troops had no problem wiping out their relatives working for the Axems. Axem Red was understandably furious. “AAAGH! Do something! Attack them!” And with that, thousands of Bros began pouring out from the Axems. Psychic Bros. ripped their counterparts in two with a thought, Berserker Bros. ravaged the field, and even a few Black Belt Bros. were able to land decent hits. However, it was simply not enough to even the odds in their favor. Axem Yellow shuffled up to his commander sheepishly. “Uhh. . . Red? We’re kinda . . . sorta . . . well, you see . . . they’re. . .” “THEY’RE KILLING US OUT THERE!” Axem Black interrupted. “We don’t stand a chance at this rate! We need a plan now! That or a miracle!” And like the gates of Heaven, a familiar grinding sound was heard from the sky, as a no longer mysterious burning yellow substance fell onto the troops. The Axem Rangers were stunned, and all gave a look to Axem Black. “Black, that was the best miracle yet! And not one of those bogus everyday miracles, like a sunrise. How’d you do that?” Green inquired. “Uh. . . I didn’t.” Suddenly, a deep voice could be heard yelling. www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/n64/cbfd-king.mid“. . . . . IT’S CHEESE! CHEEEEEEEEEESE!” The cry could be heard across all the battlefields, as a loud cackling could be heard from the sky. Troops turned their heads to the sky, as some took the advantage to quickly kill a few troops. There they saw someone they thought was gone for good, floating a thousand feet in the air. “GAAAAACK ACK ACK ACK! You didn’t think that we would die that easily, did you?!” As Grodus laughed, a shimmering figure appeared underneath him. The Battleship X-Naut was an imposing figure, as this was its second time returning after being destroyed. “Don’t worry, I’m not here to watch, I’m just going to be a pain in the ass!” www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/n64/MPmg__Full_of_Danger.midAxem Red slapped himself on the forehead. “Why didn’t we bring the Blade again?!” Axem Pink spoke up. “I guess it just slipped our minds.” Red threw his arms up in rage. “IT’S A THREE HUNDRED YARD LONG BATTLESHIP WITH AN AXE ON THE FRONT! HOW DO YOU FORGET THAT?!” “Iunnow.” Blade Bro Joe was still not concerned. Whatever Grodus was sending at him couldn’t damage his troops too drastically, could it? Suddenly, an enormous roar shook the field, with another following it. In just seconds, two dragons, one red the other black, dove down from the battleship and began spraying fire and poison gas onto his troops. “ACK! Who are they?! Those guys are monsters out there! Get the Master out there!” www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/n64/The_Master_v2.0.midNodding, the Blade Bros Master flew into the air, his silver wings glistening. He spiraled through the air, and landed a slice on Hooktail’s wing. “AAUGH! You little morsel! Take this!” With that, a gigantic belch of flame spewed forth from the dragon’s mouth. The Master barely had time to dodge it when Gloomtail smacked him out of the air with his tail. Crashing to the ground, the Master jumped to his feet and took out some Axem Clones closing in on him. He began running, but he caught his foot on something on the ground and tripped. Looking at it, his face lit up with joy. “I have found my Legendary Blades! With them, I shall become much more powerful.” All the Officers simultaneously shouted, “SHUT UP!” The Master paid no attention, focusing entirely on his beloved blades. Of course, he didn’t notice someone approaching him from behind either. www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/gamecube/Doopliss_Battle.mid“Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck! More powerful, eh? That sounds pretty good!” A beam of green light surrounded the Master, and when it cleared, he was staring directly at . . . himself. “What? Who are you?!” “I’m the Blade Bros. Master, slick. Who are you, Mr. Shadow?” Looking down, the Master was shocked to find his body was a completely featureless purple blob. “GIVE ME BACK MY BODY, FIEND!” And with that, the two Masters ran off into the field. The Axem Rangers were thoroughly pleased. Between dragons diving down at their armies to the Blade Bros. Hero running from a shadow, it seemed like a perfect time to strike. “NOW!” yelled Axem Red. “Push the front lines! Break through the center!” Axem Clones, Shy Guys, Boos, and several others began charging the Blade Bros. But between worrying about the dragons and trying to understand what happened to their Master, they weren’t prepared to fight back. Axes sliced clean through the Bros’ shells. Very soon, over 4,000 troops were dead. Axem Red looked on with glee. “This is good! This is GOOD! Nothing can stop us now!” Axem Green began to sweat. “I wish you wouldn’t say that . . .” “What? Why?” “Because when someone says that, something unexpected and cliché is gonna happen, and we’re gonna start losing troops, too.” “That’s crazy talk, Gre-“ Almost as if on-cue, a large crash could be heard, as an intimidating-looking green tank fell from the sky. “Xut tut tut tut tut! Prepare yourselves, fools!” A large gray robot with a yellow “X” across the front landed next to the tank. “Buh! Buh! Buh huh huh huh! THAT’S your laugh? Dude, your laugh sucks.” A blue jet started flying circles around both war machines. “Kyu kyu kyu kyu! Come on, boys! Let’s just do this thing!” The robot struck a fighting pose. “Alright, guys! IT’S MORPHING TIME!” www.youtube.com/watch?v=agEjzQLiuGAThe robot began flying in the air, as its legs were detached and its chest opened up. The jet flew around, and eventually landed on the robot’s back, locking in place. The tank floated up into the opened robot, and the chest closed, with only the tank treads and the barrel sticking out. All troops on the battlefield stopped in anticipation of what would happen next. However, the robot just stood there, motionless. Blade Bro Joe sweat-dropped. “Uh. . . is it supposed to do something?” www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/snes/Booster_2.mid“How about this one?” Asked Crump, fiddling with the radio. “I like jazz as much as the next guy, but we need something to set the mood,” replied Kayke. www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/snes/frstmaze.mid”Super Mario-o RPG. It is the only one, just for me. When I play the game I got lost in a phase, then I found out I’m stuck in Geno’s Maze. . .”“You say something, string bean?” Xader stammered a bit. “I- uh, change it.” Giving Xader a curious look, Crump changed the radio again. www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/n64/GruntildasLairHeavyMetalRemix.mid“This is perfect! LET’S-A GO!” The jet’s engines rocketed the machine forward, crushing troops beneath its tank treads, as the hands threw troops around. “YEAH! Feel the power of Magnus II!” Blade Bro Joe began to panic as he saw that the Magnus was charging towards him. “AH! Someone! Attack that thing!” 100 Blade Bros slashed at the machine, putting large scars in it, cutting off the tank treads, and slashing off the arms. Cheering, the troops began for the finishing move. However, before they could, the machine bent over and the jet fired round after round of machine gun fire at them, after finishing off the rest with a bomb, which exploded into small metal scraps, killing the remaining troops. The miraculous thing was, that it wasn’t about to collapse into a heap like any other machine. It began to heal itself, and quickly returned to full health. “Buh! Buh! Buh huh huh huh! This thing is Sapphire Star powered, chumps! It’ll heal whatever you do to it!” “Enough, Crump. Let’s go after the other army now.” Wheeling around, the machine dashed for the mob of Axem Clones. After smashing two Axem Clones’ heads together in the Magnus, Crump saw a beam fire at the Battleship X-Naut. He also saw what poured out of the hole. “OUR SNACKS! IT’S HOPELESS! RETREAAAAT!” Xader smacked Crump in the back of the head, and they continued their attack. Axem Red had smoke billowing out of his ears. “WHY?! WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WON’T ANYTHING GOOD HAPPEN?! Black! Green! Do that special attack thing you were talking about!” Nodding, the two Axems jumped towards each other. Back to back, and with their legs on each other’s shoulders, they began spinning like an out-of-control saw blade and began to mow down troops. Hooktail flew up to the side of the barrier and saw a plane on the opposite side. ‘Hmm . . . with a little sauté and some onions that could be very tasty. . .” Licking her chops, she dove down for another strike. With a burst of flames, she roasted yet another patch of troops, scooping up a few of the twisted, burned forms in her jaw before flying off again. Gloomtail was marching on the land, poisoning and stomping everyone that approached him. He noticed his sister flying towards two individuals, and with a few powerful strokes of his tiny wings, he took to the sky. www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/73638Doopliss was still running from his body’s former owner. Luckily for him, the Master was a talented sprinter, so he could keep a steady distance. Looking over his shoulder, he stuck his tongue out at his chaser. “Nya, nya! Catch me if you can! Suc-!” Before he could finish his taunt, he was crushed by the Magnus, still making random strikes against troops. “Oops! Sorry Doopliss!” If the shape shifter didn’t look bad before, hearing his name certainly did. All the blood drained from his face, as he began to feel weak. “Wha. . . What did you just say? It can’t be. . . NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? I’m. . . feeling. . . faint. . .” And in a purple cloud of smoke, the Duplighost returned to his original form, and the Master regained his body. Celebrating for a moment, he turned his attention to the shivering Doopliss. He had a complete mental break down, and after hearing his name, he was completely weakened. Brandishing his blades, he took a step towards his foe. “So . . . you wish to have my blades? You want to see them up close, is that it?” Doopliss turned a shaking head to the Master, who was only a foot away from him. “No. . . p-p-please. . .” “FINE! HAVE A BETTER LOOK!” And with a final swing, Doopliss lay on the ground, his white sheet stained red, and his hat on the ground next to him. “A coward whose only strength comes from stealing that of others and fighting dishonorably; one like that does not deserve the strength he aspires to obtain.” A powerful cry was heard over head. “FREAK SHEET!” The two dragons he had faced before landed before him, opposite of Doopliss’ lifeless body. The Red Dragon began to tear. “Oh! He’s marinating in his own ragout!” The Black Dragon nudged her with his snout. “No time to grieve, sister. And enough with the food puns. You, shelled one, will pay in blood for what you have done.” With a roar and a battle cry, the dragons and the dragon slayer leaped towards each other. www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/gamecube/HooktailBattle.midDodging a belch of flame, the Master spun and slashed at Hooktail’s chest, but was smacked away by Gloomtail. “Hur hur hur! We won’t let you hurt us! Siblings protect each other!” ‘Great,’ thought the Master as he rose from the ground. ‘I have to worry about both of them. This may be tough. . .’ Dashing at Gloomtail, he slid under his mouth as he swung his blades at Gloomtail’s underbelly. Roaring, Gloomtail dropped his body to the ground, in an effort to crush the Master. He was able to dodge, but again, Hooktail was there to strike when he was recovering. ‘This isn’t working! I need to think of something, quick!’ Suddenly, a thought struck him. The Master took to the skies, with the dragons in pursuit. Dodging a burst of toxic gas, he flew above the main camp. Signaling to the troops, they began to hurriedly swarm towards a machine. Meanwhile, the Axem Rangers were having their hands full with Magnus II. They had decided to swarm the robot, however whatever they did would instantly be healed. “I don’t know how we can beat this thing, Red.” Said Black as he landed beside their leader. “Yeah . . . it’s tough . . .," moaned Yellow. “Keep fighting! This thing must have a weak point!” After several slashes, they were eventually able to see something glimmering in the chest of the machine, before it was sealed up. “There!” shouted Red. “That must be its power source! Rip it out!” Yellow dove at the Magnus, and using his girth, he was able to knock it over. He pounded on the chest, denting it, while Black and Green held down the arms. Pink focused on cutting off the weapons, leaving Red free to grab the star. “Yes! We got it, guys! You can get off of it now, without this Star, it can’t do anything at all!” “Buh! Buh! Buh huh huh huh!” www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/n64/pm_lavapiranha.midTurning around, the Axems were horrified to see the robot getting up, seemingly unhindered by losing the Star. “You idiots! That was the Diamond Star, one of three batteries in this machine! Each Star has unlimited power, so we can keep going with only one Crystal Star!” “Kyu kyu kyu kyu kyu! Now, let us show you what these things can do! Show Stopper!” And with that, a laser began to charge out of the tank barrel, before a Garnet-colored laser fired out, decimating Yellow and Pink. “NO! Yellow! Pink! You bastards! I’ll kill you for this!” “Xut tut tut tut! Bring it on, little man!” Meanwhile, the Master was having his hands full, trying to stall Hooktail and Gloomtail long enough for his plan to work. “HURRY UP, DOWN THERE!” A troop could be heard yelling. “WE’RE READY, SIR! SENDING THE DRAGON UP NOW!” Gloomtail looked over to his sister. “So, they have a dragon. How quaint. Hooktail, be a dear and take care of that while I deal with the flying nuisance.” Nodding, Hooktail split up from her brother as he was led by the Master back to the ground. Hooktail laughed out loud as she saw their “dragon” take to the skies. It was a long machine that resembled her cousin Fracktail a bit. Roaring, Hooktail dove at the machine, and wrapped herself along it. She began biting, gnawing, scratching, and burning every surface of the machine. However, she wasn’t able to make the progress she wanted. The body was scorched and scratched, but the hull wasn’t cracked yet. “It’s time for you morsels to learn why I was named ‘HOOKtail!’” Raising her long tail, she plunged the several hook-like spines at the end into the machine, puncturing it. Roaring with victory, she jumped off and flew in the opposite direction of the dragon, bursting it open like a piñata. Swinging around to grab a few snacks, one of the troops that landed on her nose was laughing at her. “Why do you laugh, bean? Has coming face-to-face with your demise left you in hysterics?” Looking up, the Bro smirked. “I’m laughing because you were able to fall for so obvious a trick.” Snapping her head around, she was in time to see the Master slashing at her heavily-weakened brother. Eventually, his legs buckled under him, and he fell to the ground. “BROTHER!” Diving at the ground, Hooktail created a shockwave sending the Master into the air. “Hook . . . I can’t fight . . . anymore. Take this . . . guy for me . . . wouldja?” Gloomtail, weakly rested his long head on the ground, like a tired dog. Roaring with enough ferocity to make mountains quake, she dashed at the Master. However, he was able to dodge and score several hits down her underbelly. Screeching, she did a barrel roll, smacking him away with her tail before scorching him with her flames. The Master was far from over, and pushed the attack, and Hooktail, to the ground. Slashing at her face, he jumped backwards and sliced off one of her hooks. Hooktail was beginning to feel tired, but refused to give up. I gotta do this for Gloom . . . Mustering the last of her strength, she blew out her largest blast of flame, and flew towards the Master. Spiraling, the Master dove through the flames and attacked the inside of Hooktail’s mouth. Spitting him out, she fell to the ground a short distance from Gloomtail, defeated. Opening her eyes, she was able to make out the blurry figure of Gloomtail. www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/gamecube/PMTTYD-sad.mid“Bro . . . ther . . .” “Sis . . . ter. . .” The two siblings crawled feebly towards each other, and collapsed when their heads were beside each other. Wrapping their necks around the other’s, they both rested their heads down. “See . . . ya. . . little sis.” “See . . . ya. . . big bro.” And with that, the dragons’ eyelids closed, and all movement stopped. The Master descended to the ground, and bowed his head to his two worthy adversaries. “Brother and Sister, fighting side-by-side and defending one another in a fight. You were truly worthy opponents, and I wish you well in the next life.” Meanwhile, the Axem Rangers still weren’t able to do any real damage to the Magnus II. Beaten and tired, Red dropped a knee to the ground. “Buh! Buh! Buh huh huh huh! You couldn’t do anything to us when there were 5 of you! How are you going to beat us with only 3? Face it! You, your army, your purpose, all of you are failures. Now, let me send you to the scrap pile!” Winding back for a final blow, Grodus’ voice could be heard crackling through the two-way radio. “Crump! Report back to the Battleship X-Naut. Doopliss is dead, as well as Hooktail and Gloomtail. They were defeated ONE Blade Bro, and I don’t want him to turn his sights towards you three!” “Yes, Sir Grodus . . .” And with that, Magnus II’s jets warmed up, and the machine flew through the air, back towards the Battleship X-Naut. Falling on both knees, Red punched the ground, with a few tears escaping his eyes. “WHY?! Why did Yellow and Pink have to die?!” Chaos Blade walked beside Red and put his hand on his shoulder. “These things . . . they aren’t up to us. There are higher powers in this world, deciding our fates.” Black and Green took a step towards Chaos Blade. “So, do you know of these ‘powers that be’?” “Yes. They are known as the-“ “ENOUGH!” The few remaining troops all disappeared, leaving behind only confused officers. The barriers surrounding the armies dropped, as the remaining Generals and Captains looked to the stormy sky to see several cloaked, floating figures. The largest one in the middle spoke up first in a British accent. “We have seen enough.” Tubba Blubbachine was bold enough to speak up. “Who. . . who are you?” The cloaked figures looked at each other and nodded. Simultaneously, they pulled back their hoods. All of the Officers’ mouths hung low, as they recognized the tallest one. “PETEY?!” Ignoring them, Petey Piranha looked down at Chaos Blade. “So, this is where you have been, hmm? You know that we aren’t supposed to become directly involved.” Chaos Blade’s face was pale, with beads of sweat dripping down his face. “Yes, but I was only-“ Before he could explain himself, Petey raised a leafy hand and fired a powerful beam, completely decimating Chaos Blade. Giga Bowser had taken enough. “You aren’t Petey! TALK! Who are you people?! What are you doing here?!”
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Post by vidguysteve on Nov 8, 2007 12:59:34 GMT -5
Welderburg vs. King Dry Bones Before the battle began, Welderburg was a nervous wreck. He had never been in a real battle before, or any battle for that matter. Inexperienced, fearful, and unconfident, Welderburg was bound to fail. “U-uh. . . g-go get them. . .” Welderburg squeaked meekly. www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/n64/pm_nbattle.midSlightly concerned, Welderburg’s troops attacked Dem Bones. Atomic Boos laughed as troops futilely tried to damage them when transparent, and Koopa Troopas were frightened of fighting their ancestors from beyond the grave. The Master shuffled up to Welderburg, cowering inside a pipe. “What are you doing, you little worm?! You call yourself a General?!” Trying to act tough and defend himself, puffing out his chest, he approached his Hero. “Look here, Mr. Martial Arts! I’m in charge, so I make all the decisions!” “Yeah, great decisions, REAL great leader you’ve been,” said Goombella, hopping up to Welderburg. Parakarry flew down, arms crossed. “Every choice you’ve made has led us from bad to worse!” Sweating, Welderburg took a step back from his Officers. “Wh-what are you gonna do about it?” “THIS!” And with a mighty uppercut, the Master sent Welderburg’s body into the air, only to have him be struck by lightning, causing the inept General to explode from the electricity coursing through him. “AND MY NAME’S NOT ROB! IT’S MY T.! YOU STUPID BASTARD!” “PLUMBERS! I SHALL LEAD YOU TO A VICTORIOUS FUTURE!” Shouted the Master, as a hearty cheer came from the troops. With a new, strong leader, morale drastically rose in the soldiers, and they began to fight back. Meanwhile, King Dry Bones watched in curiosity. ‘So, they’ve rebelled, have they? Good riddance to bad rubbish.’ KDB turned to his men, arms extended to the sky. “NOW! LET US BURY THESE VERMIN IN OUR GRAVES!” Both sides fought vigorously, and troops began to dwindle. King Dry Bones yelled to his Captains. “We’re dieing again! Get the Magi Bones and Hobgoblins on the scene!” Soon, the odds were again tipped in Dem Bones’ favor. Thanks to their magic, troops were being revived just as quickly as they were killed. The Master was not concerned, however. Though he lacked any fire troops, he had sorted out a system to stop the Bones from rising again. First, troops would cause them to crumple, and then the Pall Pills would take the bones and scatter them, burying them in the ground. Soon enough, Dem Bones’s army was literally being taken apart. “Now men! Push their defenses!” The Plumbers began to all charge towards the wall of skeletons, resisting with all of their will. “NOW! MAGIBLOTS!” Suddenly, from the shadows of the troops themselves, dark figures arose. The problem was, though, they were the wrong dark figures. They didn’t have yellow, red, or blue eyes; in fact, they couldn’t be seen. Each had a large toothy grin, stretching just under their helmets. But most noticeably, they weren’t pitch-black, they were dark purple. Kind Dry Bones was startled by these newcomers. “What are THOSE things?! Where are my Magiblots?!” “MWEEE HEEE HEEE HEEE! Back to the shadows, my lovelies!” A familiar grinding sound was heard from the sky, as a no longer mysterious burning yellow substance fell onto the troops. Suddenly, a deep voice could be heard yelling. www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/n64/cbfd-king.mid“. . . . . IT’S CHEESE! CHEEEEEEEEEESE!” The cry could be heard across all the battlefields, as a loud cackling could be heard from the sky. Troops turned their heads to the sky, as some took the advantage to quickly kill a few troops. There they saw someone they thought was gone for good, floating a thousand feet in the air. “GAAAAACK ACK ACK ACK! You didn’t think that we would die that easily, did you?!” As Grodus laughed, a shimmering figure appeared underneath him. The Battleship X-Naut was an imposing figure, as this was its second time returning after being destroyed. “Don’t worry, I’m not here to watch, I’m just going to be a pain in the ass!” gh.ffshrine.org/song/1319/53Beldam, Marilyn, and Vivian are all hiding in the Shadows with the Shadow Soldiers. “Mweee heee heee heee! So, my lovelies, we all know the plan then?” “GUH!” “. . .” “VIVIAN, you airhead! Pay attention! This is very important! Get this wrong, and there will be punishments like there’s no tomorrow!” “But sis, there really won’t be if we lose this battle.” “EXACTLY! Alright, now I think it’s just about time. . . .” Suddenly, tremendous shouts could be heard, as thousands of stomping feet could be heard charging on the ground around them. King Dry Bones was confused for the umpteenth time that day. “Who are these guys?! Ugh. . . . This is what I get for showing up late to these wars. . . .” On the other side of the battlefield, Goombella had told the Master all about these new attackers. “X-Nauts, you say. . . .” “Yeah, they’re really bad news. And it looks like they totally outnumber us.” “Sir! Sir!” Parakarry flew in panting, “I. . . finished scouting. . . them out. . . there’s about. . . . two-hundred thousand!” “What?! Are you serious!? This is awful! Master what are we gonna do?! They’re gonna stomp all over us!” “Easy, Goombella. Look at them, it doesn’t seem like they’re attacking, it looks like they’re forming a border around us.” And sure enough, Goombella turned to see that instead of attacking, the troops had all just lined up on the borders of the barrier, striking out at any troop that got too close. “What are they up to?” www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZoZ8zx-mOkSuddenly a blood curdling scream could be heard, as a troop suddenly vanished, followed by another, and then another. “What’s going on, Master?” Lee and Chan asked their mentor simultaneously. “I’m not sure, it seems like they- LEE! BEHIND YOU!” Lee spun around to see a strange purple creature with a helmet covering its eyes rising out of his shadow. Lee swirled around the creature, and cracked its skull with his shell. The creature moaned weakly, and then exploded into particles of darkness that scattered about and vanished. Goombella looked in her Tattle Log. “There’s nothing in here about them! It looked like one of the Shadow Sirens, though.” “Right you are, my ugly mushroom thing!” Rising out of the shadows, the three sisters laughed triumphantly. “Now, you shall- ACK!” Beldam was cut short by Goombella Headbonking her. “Not cool! Augh! That freaking HURT! If you’re gonna be like that, then fine! Girls! We’re out of here!” Sticking their tongues out, the Shadow Sirens descended into the shadows again. “HELP ME! MY SHADOW IS ALIVE!” And with that, an unfortunate plumber was dragged into the shadows by a Shadow Soldier. Sneaking behind troops by coming out of their shadows, they were able to drag them to their dooms, or hit them with powerful magic. Wizzerds tickled troops to death, as Xinjas ran faster than the eye could see, slicing up troops. “Stupid Shadow folk. . . Waitaminute!” Reaching into his shell, King Dry Bones pulled out the Shadow Star. “Maybe this will do something. . .” Holding it high above his head, a dark twister-like shape materialized on the front, sucking in any Shadow Soldiers that were unfortunate to not submerge in time. “Take THAT! Uh-oh.” King Dry Bones looked around at the remaining X-Nauts that weren’t affected, as their human wall began to close in on the battlefield, killing any troop they were able to reach. Soon, only the Officers were left. “It looks like the end, guys. . .” A nervous Parakarry murmured. "ENOUGH!” The few remaining troops all disappeared, leaving behind only confused officers. The barriers surrounding the armies dropped, as the remaining Generals and Captains looked to the stormy sky to see several cloaked, floating figures. The largest one in the middle spoke up first in a British accent. “We have seen enough.” Tubba Blubbachine was bold enough to speak up. “Who. . . who are you?” The cloaked figures looked at each other and nodded. Simultaneously, they pulled back their hoods. All of the Officers’ mouths hung low, as they recognized the tallest one. “PETEY?!” Ignoring them, Petey Piranha looked down at Chaos Blade. “So, this is where you have been, hmm? You know that we aren’t supposed to become directly involved.” Chaos Blade’s face was pale, with beads of sweat dripping down his face. “Yes, but I was only-“ Before he could explain himself, the tallest raised his sleeve and fired a powerful beam, completely decimating Chaos Blade. Giga Bowser had taken enough. “You aren’t Petey! TALK! Who are you people?! What are you doing here?!” www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/gamecube/PM_Ttyd_Final_Battle_Pre.mid“You are correct. I am not Petey Piranha. I have chosen to appear in this form to be in our realm."
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Post by vidguysteve on Nov 8, 2007 13:00:22 GMT -5
The World Moderators
Bonechill looked irritated. "What do you mean, YOUR realm?"
The tallest removed his cloak, letting it drop to the floor. Instead of Petey's normal attire of only a diaper, he wore a Wizard's Robe.
"I am Petey P, or to others, Wizz Robe. I am the one who has created this world, and along with my companions, watched over it."
To his left, there was a man writing schematics for a Doomship; and a man furiously writing down everything that was happening.
"This is the one called The Doomship Expert, and that is Vidguysteve, the one who is controlling everything that happens in this Final Battle. They are my Co-Administrators."
To his right, there were two normal looking people, and a bizzare cluster of lines in the shape of a person
"This is RLDline, Makuta, and Majakawan1, the Moderators."
Peach spoke up. "Um, excuse me, but why are you telling us all this? And why is the world ending?"
The Doomship Expert floated forwards. "We have watched you armies with great contempt. We created and guided you, without you ever knowing, and when we took a look at the world we saw, we were horrified."
Makuta spoke next. "Overly powerful weapons, impossible base defences, unfair projects, and just overall chaos swept over the world."
RLDline drifted up. "Somewhere along the LINE, we made a mistake. It had gotten so out of hand, that we decided to restart the world, and do it again, but better!"
The Master was disgusted. "You can't just 'start over!' We are real people, each of us with hopes and dreams and lives of our own!"
Makajawan1 looked down. "You have those things only because we decided that you did. Everything in this world came from us!"
Grodus on the Battleship X-Naut had enough. "Enough of you! Death Beams, FIRE!" The red beams headed towards the Moderators, who made no effort to move out of the way. Once they reached their target, the lasers simply and suddenly vanished without a trace.
Petey P spoke again. "All of your actions had been predetermined by us or one of our cohorts. Axem Red, your leader had actually joined your ranks as Chaos Blade." Turning a head towards vidguysteve, he let out a small chuckle. "Vidguy, I assume that you already have made contact with YOUR army."
"Weeeeell, yeah. I talked to him, but I didn't actually help him." With the pen and paper still writing on their own, Vidguysteve raised his arms towards the Battlship X-Naut. "Sorry Grodus. But you won't need that where you're going." And with twin blasts of energy, the Battleship X-Naut vanished, leaving Grodus, Crump, Kayke, and Xader to land on the ground next to the Shadow Sirens.
"As the one who came up with this idea, as well as decided everything that happened in this battle, it is up to me to chose your fates," yelled Vidguysteve, projecting his voice."So, now, let the Final Final Battle begin!"
Clapping his hands over his head, the battlefield began to fade and wiggle, change colors and become distorted, fluxuate and swirl, until it became a large round Gladiator-style arena.
"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! WELCOME TO THE FINAL BATTLE OF THE SUPER MUSHROOM KINGDOM WARS!"
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Post by vidguysteve on Nov 8, 2007 13:00:57 GMT -5
FINAL Final Battle Intro
After orienting themselves, the Generals all looked around at their environment.
Tubba Blubbachine yelled out in anger. “WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?!”
6 chairs at the northern end of the arena were built into the wall, where the Moderators and Administrators sat.
“You are in a special arena of mine,” explained Vidguysteve, “I like to think of it as somewhat nostalgic. Look around, do you notice anything familiar?”
Taking another look, the officers were shocked.
”This. . . this is the top of Booster Tower!” stammered Goombario. “What did you do to the place?!”
Vidguysteve clapped pompously. “Very good, I’m glad you remember after Petey put so much effort into writing the battle. Anyways, we have taken the top of Booster Tower, ripped it off, and put it in our enclosed arena. Of course, what good is an arena if there aren’t any fans watching?”
And with a clap of his hands, the stadium seats were filled with sparkling lights that slowly formed into people.
“Wha?! Where are we?”
“What’s going on?!”
“I thought I was dead!”
Relics from the past all filled the seats. Francis, Koopachine, General Guy, Princess Shroob, other Officers from long gone armies, and armies that didn’t make it into the portal all looked down from their seats.
“Yes, you see, I thought this was quite clever,” announced Vidguy.
“Coughasscough,” coughed Makuta.
Paying no mind, Vidguy continued. “Now, I have no real idea what a spectator sport is, so I made up my own definition for this battle! Here, a spectator sport is a sport that the spectators have a part in! Yes! You out in the bleachers! Feel free to meddle with the battle as much as you wish! Take out some revenge on the army that killed you, help your ally, or do whatever you please! Almost anything goes!”
Turning his attention to the fighters, Vidguy’s obnoxious smile seemed to fade slightly. “Unfortunately, some of you will have to sit out.”
Clapping his hands again, various Officers in the arena were all transported into lower seats, just above the arena.
“I’m sorry, but no Captains, Messengers, and Non-Hero Generals are allowed to directly fight. But what goes for the spectators goes for you, too.”
Princess Peach spoke up. “But- but that’s not fair! Some of us didn’t have Heroes! Are you saying that because of that, we can’t win?!”
Stroking his temples, Vidguy spoke out, “If you didn’t have at least one Hero or Champion, chances are that you didn’t have high chances of winning the wars anyway.”
Regaining his composure, Vidguysteve looked out again to the crowd. “Ladies and Gentlemen and Robots! You are about to witness the FINAL Final Battle of the Mushroom Kingdom Wars! Who will win? LET’S FIND OUT!”
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Post by vidguysteve on Nov 8, 2007 13:02:43 GMT -5
The FINAL Final Battle
Bowser made the first move by belching flames across the field. Most of the Heroes were able to dodge the brunt of the flames, but Tubba Blubba lept into the air, grabbing his singed rump.
”Damn you. That hurt.” With all the color draining from his face, he looked at his chest and brought his ear as close as he could.
. . . . . . . . . . . . .thump-thump. . . . . . . . . . . .
“YOU BASTARDS!” Tubba pointed a finger towards the Moderators. “WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?! I’m not invincible anymore!”
Vidguysteve laughed. “Ah ha ha ha ha! Of course you’re not! A Hero with the Star Rod fused with the Magic Hammer, Star Spirits, Death Armor, a deadly tail spike AND Invincibility? If everyone fought against that, then we wouldn’t even bother with this whole match.”
“Not invincible, eh?” Bowser smirked. “Well then, I’ll be able to kill you AND enjoy your howls of pain!” Bowser fired a beam of energy from his hand, and Tubba reflected it off of the Star Hammer, at the floor. Which, unfortunately, Phanta Manta had to be covering.
“MROOOOOOOOOP!” Phanta Manta split into pieces and started attacking and swarming everyone. Goombario, using his little wings, flew up into the sky.
”Whew. Glad I’m up here.”
”Now, now, that’s no fun. Why don’t you come and join us?” said a mysterious voice coming from nowhere.
Goombario looked around. “Hunh? Where are you?”
“Peeka-boo! I am YOU!” And with that, Goombario felt a horrible sensation in his brain, as Shadoo possessed him long enough to bring him crashing into the ground before exiting.
“Woah, dudes! Looks like we get to pick some revenge!”
“Totally!”
Goombario looked up to see the Koopa Bros. surrounding him, cracking their knuckles.
“Let’s see how you do against us without that Mario chump to fight for you!” Said Red. And with a shining finger point, the Koopa Bros. tucked in their shells and shot towards Goombario. Goombario was able to jump away in time, sending the Koopa Bros. colliding with each other, and shooting all across the arena, bouncing off people.
“Oof! That . . . didn’t . . . work . . . too well . . .” mumbled Red, sitting on the floor, dazed. Meanwhile Grodus was pairing off against Axem Silver, who was wildly slashing at Grodus with his axe. Grodus was barely able to block the wild slashes with his staff.
"Come on! What did I ever do to your army? Other than killing two of your Officers, of course."
"DIE!" And with an overhead slice, Axem Silver made another assault before a group of small explosions knocked Axem Silver out of the way.
“Neeerrrrrrrrrrrrr! No one hurts my idol!”
Grodus looked into the bleachers to see Francis holding a few Meowbombs in his hands. Francis began to wave wildly at Grodus, and accidentally dropped the bombs on himself, knocking him out. Grodus heard the sound of a gun preparing to fire, and dodged out of the way as a barrage of bullets followed him.
“Dammit. He moved.”
”payzme, I thought that you were a better shot!” whined layze.
“Quiet, or I’ll be shooting at you instead.”
Meanwhile, The two Masters were having a duel for the ages. The Blade Bros Master had his swords to work to his advantage, but he was tired out from chasing Doopliss and slaying Hooktail and Gloomtail. The Blade Bros Master swung his sword at the Master, only for him to land on the sword and kick him in the face. Catching his footing, the Blade Bros Master used his wings to fly close to the ground, swords out like tusks, in an attempt to skewer the Master. The Master dodged, leaving the Blade Bros Master to collide with Tubba Blubba, and fortunately saving him from another burst of Bowser’s flames.
The Seven Pirate Champions were slashing at Phanta Manta at the ground, but were growing increasingly frustrated when he would only split into two more Mantas, attack, and then rejoin.
“RAGH! Little urchin, we will kill you!” shouted Hooksail. However, a Koopa Bros shell to the head quickly stopped him from fulfilling his threat.
Shadoo was having the greatest difficulty of all, however. With no body of her own to fight with, she could do no real damage to any of the others. Floating down to Jaydes and Bonechill in the audience, she asked for any ideas.
”Well,” thought Jaydes, “ I COULD see if I can summon someone who died to be your vessel.”
“Great! Make sure they’re strong!”
“I’ll try to get the strongest I can. Hold on. . . . . . GAMEOVERGAMEOVERGAMEOVERGAMEOVERGAMEOVERGAMEOVERGAMEOVERGAMEOVERGAMEOVER CONTINUE!!!!!!!!!!”
And with a flash of light, two figures appeared next to Jaydes. Eyes dull and empty, and deprived of any will power of their own, they would be the perfect vessels. However, there was a problem.
“This is the best you could come up with?”
“No one else has died that isn’t in the arena!”
“Really? There wasn’t anybody else?”
“I’m sorry, but at least I could get two. So you get to pick.”
”I don’t know which one is worse.”
”Come on, two choices. Who’ll it be? King Boo or Welderburg?”
“They’re both so awful!”
“I know, I know.”
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Post by vidguysteve on Nov 8, 2007 13:03:51 GMT -5
Shadoo looked over her two choices again, and couldn’t help but screaming. “NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO N-FREAKING-O NO! There is no way I’m using those two losers!” Jaydes looked slightly worried. “If not them, then who?” Shadoo thought long and hard and her face light up in excitement. “Bonechill, I want you to try some relaxation exercises . . .” Tubba was having some difficulty fighting Giga Bowser. Before when he was invincible, he never saw Giga Bowser as much of a threat. But now that he was vulnerable again, he could see why people feared the Koopa King. “BWAH HAH HAH HAH!” Roared Bowser as he belched out more flames. “Come back here, Tubba! I’m going to help you take out that heart again! THE HARD WAY!” Tubba began to worry. He couldn’t keep Bowser at bay for too much longer. He would need a scapegoat so he could heal himself and tackle someone else. www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/n64/pm_koopa_battle_1.1.mid“HERE COME THE KOOPA BROS!!!” And with a quick bound, Tubba was able to move out of the way of the Ninja Koopa’s out of control shells. ‘Perfect. Now, who might I have a better time fighting? Wait . . . that Manta Ray creature is part of the army that killed . . . he’s going first!’ “Alright, King K! Get ready for a first-grade takedown! Koopa Bros. style!” Bowser couldn’t hold in his laughter. “YOU! AHH AHAHAHAHA! My weakest underlings think that they can defeat me!? Very well, time to teach you some respect!” Giga Bowser belched out some fire, which sent all of the Koopa Bros. scattering, except for Red. Red just tucked into his shell, and began spinning inside of the flames, gathering them around him. “TAKE THIS!” And with that, Red fired his shell at incredible speed right towards Bowser. The shell exploded in a massive explosion, creating a large crater. The Koopa Bros reassembled and began celebrating, but it was a bit too soon to get excited. www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/gba/mirror_darkmetaknight2.mid“Well, boys. It seems that you have learned a few new tricks over the years . . .” Bowser, covered in metal, rose smiling and steaming from the smoldering crater. “However, it looks like you didn’t learn much about math. Let me give you a lesson . . . “ Bowser grabbed the now shell-less Red Koopa Bro and held his head in his massive claw. “Four minus one . . .” Bowser slammed Red’s head on the ground, and crushed his skull with his powerful hand. “. . . equals three!” “RED!!!” The Koopa Bros were horrified and demoralized by the loss of their leader. “I wouldn’t miss him that much. After all, if he’s stupid enough to destroy his shell in a once-a-day attack this early in a battle, he’s not worth having around.” Bowser turned his neck towards the shaking Koopa Bros. “And then there were three. . .” Meanwhile, the two Masters were fighting evenly, neither giving an inch. They would both charge at each other, exchange blows, and then dive back to their original positions. The Blade Bros. Master was still unable to find an opening in his opponent. He looked down at his blades. ‘Are even my Legendary Blades useless?’ Suddenly, he was struck by a thought. “Master, since you are such an honorable and worthy opponent, I will strike you a deal.” The Master cocked his head to a side, not letting his guard drop. “I’m listening . . .” The Blade Bros. Master held up one of his blades in the air. “I will only use one of my swords, but we must fight in the air.” The Master thought over the deal for a moment, and agreed. He leapt into the air, and the Blade Bros. Master followed suit, after sticking his sword’s hilt into the ground. The Seven Pirate Ghosts were getting tired of striking at Phanta, only to have him reform. This could go on for eternity, with them being dead and Phanta being unable to be destroyed by them. “Forget this, let’s go after someone else.” Grubby said, floating in the air lazily. “I agree. This is getting ridiculous. TAG OUT!!!” And with that, the Pirate Champions flew through the air, towards Tubba Blubba, still healing himself. “You’re in, bud, go get ‘im!” “Wait, what?” Tubba was left dazed, as the Pirate Champions tagged his hand, and spun all around him, and pushed him towards Phanta Manta. “Urrgh . . . I miss being invincible. . . I didn't have to put up with all this bullcrap . . .” shaking his head, he charged at the ghostly silhouette that was Phanta Manta. “DIE!!!” Meanwhile, Grodus was having an absolutely miserable time. Between coming under constant fire from the vindictive Flower Brigade and the close-call slashes of the remaining Axem Rangers, keeping up with Axem Silver was a near-impossible feat. Backed against the wall, Grodus began to worry, and tried to contact the Shadow King. ‘Alright. I need your assistance, give me your strength.’ No answer. ‘What are you doing?! I need your-‘ I am going to enjoy this. Seeing my plan come to fruition will be well worth the wait spent in here. You will receive no power from me, worm. “AAGH! Is there ANYBODY that will help me?!” “Apparently not!” Axem Silver was upon him now, axe glistening in the dark light. He raised his weapon over his head, preparing for an over-head slash. Grodus braced himself for the searing pain of steel cutting through his body, but felt no such sensation. Instead, he felt his clothes singed, as he flew across the room. “What in the world?” Grodus turned to see Axem Silver standing still and stunned, blackened with soot, and Admiral Bobbery standing in his defensive “Steadfast” pose. He turned his body and let a smile grow from beneath his thick mustache. “We may have been enemies in the past, Sir Grodus, but you have been a most helpful and honest ally to me and this is my way of thanking you.” Grodus rose to his feet, and dusted himself off as his ally returned to his seat. Vidguysteve looked on the scene and put on a mocking expression. “Oh, truly touching. Did you see that, Makajawan? I think I just managed to squeeze out a tear there.” Rolling his eyes, the Moderator turned his attention to the battle, where the Pirate Champions were squaring off against Goombario, who just happened to be unfortunate enough to catch their attention. He was fighting valiantly, dodging and weaving between slashes of the plundering phantoms’ swords, and countering with his own attacks. “Whew! Good thing Goompa used to be such a great fighter and trained me, and Mario took me with him, or I would never be able to last this long!” “Mario, eh? Well, I want revenge on him, and since he’s not around, can you give him this?” said a voice coming from nearby. “Uhh . . . sure. What is it?” Goombario was answered in the form of two frozen figures being thrown at his head. “OW, man! What the f-“ “Why don’t you just chill out?” A blast of icy wind smashed against Goombario who was left shivering on the ground. “Wh-wh-wh-who a-a-r-r-e y-y-y-y-ou?” “Presenting . . . SHADOONECHILL!”
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Post by vidguysteve on Nov 8, 2007 13:07:04 GMT -5
Part 3
The Pirate Champions and Goombario all looked at the Shadoo-possessed Bonechill, trying to decide what they thought of the new, strange opponent. Goombario was the first to say anything.
“Shadoonechill, more like Xadoonechill! Lol!”
Everyone, audience, Heroes, and Moderators, just stopped what they were doing to stare at Goombario. Shadoo finally broke the silence.
“. . . You die first.”
Squealing, Goombario began to run as fast as his stubby legs could carry him, with Shadoo and the Pirates all in tow. Trying to outrun them, Goombario used the power of his Ultra Boots in an attempt to move quicker. He shot off in blur, zooming all around the arena, bumping and ricocheting off of walls and people.
Shadoo used Bonechill’s ice breath to cover the floor in a thin layer of ice, causing Goombario to slip and crash into a wall.
“Oow . . . my face, or is it my body? Whatever it is, it’s in horrible pain.”
“Pain, laddy?” Said Bonekill, slowly coming forward, brandishing his swords and grinning a ghastly grin. “You have no idea what true pain is. Allow me to introduce you to it!”
Goombario, in a panic, simply froze in place.
‘Oh, man! How am I going to get out of this?’
’Never give up! Trust your instincts!’
Goombario turned to face Goomboss. “Star Fox quotes aren’t going to help me here, Goomboss! Stop playing in my mind!”
“DO A BARREL ROLL!”
Goombario obliged, flipping sideways and out of the way of the sword swipes. Goombario began to think deeply, trying to remember what he knew about Bonekill.
~The strongest. He wields 6 swords, four telepathically, and pwns everything in sight. Any standard soldier he touches dies instantly. You can only kill him with a massive amount of light.~
“That’s it! HUUUAH!” Goombario began to charge up energy in his body, preparing for a massive attack.
“Eh? Wassa matter, kid? You constipated or something?”
“GOOMBAS OF THE LIGHT SHINE FORTH!”
Goombario unleashed a massive beam of pure light energy straight at Bonekill, who disintegrated and turned into a spectral vapor, which drifted into the air and into his respective Skull Gem, held in the air by Makajawan.
“AH! He sent Bonekill to the gallows!” Shouted Grubby, wracked with panic.
“Come on, boys! For Bonekill’s sake!” And with a mighty yell, Hooksail led his companions towards Goombario, with death in their eyes.
Meanwhile, Bowser was dealing with the Koopa Bros. fairly well. He had the strength advantage, and without Red they couldn’t match his strength. Bowser roared in victory.
“BWAH HAH HAH HAH HAH! This is just too easy! I’ll be ruling the world in no time at this rate!”
Black, Yellow, and Green all huddled together. “Dudes, what are we gonna do? Without Red we’re finished!”
“Dudes, it’s just like Red told us . . .”
“. . . what did Red tell us?”
“. . . I don’t know, something about not paying attention. But we can still win this! Come on, dudes! Special Attack!”
The Three Koopa Bros made their Ninjakoopa Tower and began spinning around, each gathering their own element. Yellow began to crackle with electricity, Black had his shell lined with small bombs, and Green was wildly pumping out his arms and legs from his shell.
“CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!!”
The Koopa Bros dashed at light-speeds, plowing into Bowser and pushing him against a wall. Pinned, and with the Koopa Bros constantly drilling away at his stomach, he was not in a good situation. Bowser mustered the strength to kick Green, sending Black and Yellow crashing to the floor.
The Koopa Bros sat holding their heads and inspecting their wounds when a colossal shadow covered them, followed by the last words they would ever hear.
“You lose.”
The Masters were both clashing up in the air, exchanging blow for blow. The Dojo Master was slightly confused at his opponent’s request, however. While the Blade Bros Master was only slightly more skilled in aerial combat, having only one of his blades left him at a huge disadvantage.
The Master was confident, but not so foolish as to let his guard down, and decided to break character and taunt his opponent a bit.
“I do not know what you were planning when you made this offer, but I can’t see any good coming to you from this.”
The Blade Bros. Master only chuckled. “You’ll see that I’m a bit sharper than you old man.”
Raising his blade up, the two Masters dashed at each other, and the Blade Bros Master grabbed onto the Master’s gi.
“Wha-what are you doing?”
“I’ll just tell you this: I can’t see any good coming to you from this.”
The Blade Bros Master began to dive downwards, spiraling around against a thrashing Master.
‘It doesn’t make sense! Why is he crashing to the ground like this? Could it have something to do with his other- Oh what a fool I am!’
The Master looked down to see the Blade Bros Master’s sword sticking from the ground, with the blade pointed right at him like a horrible tusk.
With a final shout, the Blade Bros Master dove down at the pole and skewered the Master on it, with the blade piercing his heart. The Blade Bros Master knelt down at his opponent’s side, and paid his respects.
‘You were worthy of the name Master, my opponent. And so, I was sure to spare you suffering in your death.’
Meanwhile, Tubba Blubbachine was doing even worse against Phanta Manta than the Pirate Champions. And with the Turtley Leaf combined with his regeneration powers, Tubba couldn’t do any real damage at all. He couldn’t believe it, was the prince of the Clubbas really incapable of defeating this slender silhouette?
Tubba dropped a hand to the ground, exhausted. The hundreds of little Mantas all laughed in disturbing harmony.
"You are starting to get tired. . . soon, you will fall from exhaustion . . . just like your weakling father."
Tubba looked up at the Mantas.
"HOW DARE YOU! DIE YOU SON OF A B!TCH!"
Tubba raised the Star Hammer to the sky, and the projected image of a purple star with glasses, dark eyebrows, and a funny mustache appeared.
"STAR STORM!"
Stars rained down onto the battlefield, covering the ground. Most of the Heroes were able to dodge, but Phanta Manta was completely snuffed out. Grodus was not unaffected, too.
"GAAaAAAH! MY ARM! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY ARM?!!"
Grodus stared down in horror at the sparkling appendage, with gears twisting in a pool of oil.
“No, this cannot be! THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING!”
Grodus had been too preoccupied with dodging Axem Silver to notice the razor blades of pure light falling towards him. And now, he was missing an arm, and the Shadow King refused to help him. At least he still had his-
“My staff! Where is it?!”
“Looking for this?”
Grodus turned to see Axem Silver twirling his Scepter around like a baton.
“It’s a shame, really. I guess that you can’t do anything without your little stick here.”
Grodus backed against a wall. This couldn’t be, surely this was a mistake. He was certain that this time, his plan could not, would not fail. But here he was, backed against a wall like a wild animal.
Axem Silver swung his axe back, and Grodus felt himself floating away from his body. His head was lying on its side, completely defensless and useless.
‘Failed. I have failed. I have fallen so far . . . into the depths of darkness . . . the darkness is my home now . . . the darkness flows through me . . . the shadows control me . . .’
Axem Silver looked down at his barely alive enemy.
”One more quick slice, and you’ll be outta here. Heh? What’s that?”
Suddenly, a massive pillar of pure darkness shot from Grodus’ head. All light was drained from the room, leaving darkness to fill the arena. The Heroes and Audience were all in a panic, unaware of what was occurring.
Suddenly, and eerie purple flame was lit, burning, yet somehow not throwing any light. The flame was soon joined by another, and another, until hundreds of flames were floating in the air.
The flames grew, reeling in the shadows, until light was restored and seeing was possible.
Bowser stood in absolute shock. “Wha- what is that horrible energy?”
A sinister laughing filled the room, seeming to reverberate down to the viewer's very souls, sending a horrible chill through their bodies.
Grodus’ head floated in the air, surrounded by the flames, now spiraling around and around, seeming to spread out a dark shadow filled with tiny specks of light. They continued to spin, until the shape of a horrible demon could be seen. It had a long, purple mustache curling low to the floor; a twisting body, inside the chest floated Grodus’ head; thick eyebrows underneath a magnificent crown; and two long arms.
“At long last, the Shadow King walks the world again . . .”
“Shadow King?! I’ve heard of the Shadow Queen, but never . . . could that have been the cause of the darkness covering the earth? Oh, Grodus, what have you done?” cursed Admiral Bobbery.
Shadoo dropped to the ground in horrible pain. "No . . . not again . . . not this horrible headache . . . I can't stand it . . ."
“And now, this world and all who dwell in it shall bow to ME!"
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Post by vidguysteve on Nov 8, 2007 13:10:07 GMT -5
The ominous figure of the Shadow King loomed over the arena. All fighters froze as they gazed at this monstrous opponent. Goomboss stared at the dark figure and his eyes shrunk back in his head. He felt a familiar feeling and looked down. “. . . whup . . . yeah . . . I pooped myself.” GET!!! SHADOW KING GRODUS IS NOW-“GET!!! This is the WORST possible time!” shouted Tubba. "Now, I think I’ll just cut out some loose ends . . ."The Shadow King concentrated, as hundreds of hands swarmed the exhausted Blade Bros. Master, who seemed to put up no resistance as he was dragged into the darkness by the demonic appendages. Goombario laughed confidently. “HA! You’re forgetting one thing, Shadow King! I have the Goombas of the Light Crystals! One good blast and you’ll be finished! GOOMBAS OF THE LIGHT!” Goombario called for the beam of light that destroyed Bonekill, but no such thing appeared. ”Uhh . . . Goombas of the Light? Hellooooo? Kinda need your help right now . . .” The Shadow King threw his head back and laughed. "You seem to have forgotten a small detail, young Goomba. Do you remember? Do you recall how you obtained one of the Crystals?"Goombario’s mouth hung wide when the memory hit him: He got one of the Crystals from Grodus! "And as for why the Crystals won’t work for you, you have Goomboss to thank for that."Goomboss raised his voice, trying to defend himself. “HEY! NO WAY, MAN! I know for a fact that I didn’t mess THIS up!” The Shadow King cleared his throat and recited a letter that the two had exchanged. "I will give you my paperweight, on the one condition that you will never use them against me."Goomboss sheepishly averted his eyes from Goombario’s piercing glare. “Ohh right . . . I agreed to that . . .” "That’s right. And when you make a deal with a Demon, you keep it, whether you want to or NOT!"The Shadow King summoned lightning down to strike at Axem Silver. The axe attracted the bolt, sending the current flowing through his body, and launched him into a wall. Goombario was able to slip out of the Shadow King’s view to formulate a strategy. However, he was too busy thinking to notice a large shadow pass over him, until he was punched in the face and knocked flipping through the air. “Ow! What the Hell- BOWSER?!” Goombario looked up at the Koopa King, taken aback. “What are you doing?! Can’t you see that Grodus-“ “I completely understand.” ”You do?” “Of course, I have a brilliant plan. While everyone is soooooooooo focused on the Shadow King, I’ll be taking them out one by one.” Giga Bowser’s mouth stretched into a horrific grin, amused at his plan. ”But- but- but that’ll leave YOU alone with the Shadow King!” ”HAH! The Star Rod can send out beams of pure light! I can take him out in no time! And now for you . . .” Bowser took a stance, preparing to breathe another blast of fire, before he was body-checked by Tubba Blubbachine. The two engaged in an arm lock, each trying to push the other back. “Goombario . . . go help the others . . . I’ll hold him back . . .” Goombario decided not to argue, and ran off to assist the others, valiantly fighting against the Shadow King. The Heroes had all been fighting their hardest, however it seemed that nothing they did was doing any real damage to the dark spirit. Axem Silver landed in a heap next to Shadoo, still in Bonechill’s body. “How are we supposed to beat this guy?!” roared Sivler. “Heh, don’t worry. I have a little ‘Trojan surprise’ . . .” RLDline looked over at Makuta. “He’s fighting him with condoms?” Shadoo, hearing this comment, was confused and insulted. “What?! What are you talking about?!” Vidguysteve couldn’t help himself. “You know, ‘TROJAN MAAAAAAN!’” Shadoo shook her head in embarrassment, and fired two peculiar-shaped icicles out of Bonechill’s cannon. Goombario examined the expelled ice. “Hey, isn’t that-“ Shadoo cut him off. “Yup. King Boo and Welderburg; the perfect distractions while we attack him.” Welderburg and King Boo broke free of the ice, and became black silhouettes as Shadoo took control of them, making them bob and weave and strike weakly at the Shadow King. The Shadow King was less than amused, as the mindless puppets would intercept and obstruct his vision every time he prepared for an attack. "Annoying pests . . .BEGONE!"The Shadow King grabbed the two puppet-generals and drained the darkness from their bodies, absorbing some of Shadoo’s mind as well. “AAAAAAIKE!” Shadoo held her head as the Shadow King tried to invade her mind from the bit that he had absorbed. The Shadow King laughed as he controlled Shadoo like his puppet, making her move and strike at the others. Shadoo was able to resist most of the Shadow King’s influence, however, she couldn’t hold out for long. Meanwhile in the audience, Lord Crump, Count Xader, and Lady Kayke were all huddled together. “We have to do something, guys!” insisted Crump. “Look, if we’ve ever had a chance to rule the world, then this is it! Look at him out there! Grodus can’t be sto-“ Count Xader countered. “THAT’S NOT GRODUS!” yelled Crump unexpectedly. Collecting himself, he repeated in a mumble, “That’s not Grodus. That thing is controlling him.” “But what can we do? If Heroes can’t stop him . . . I have a plan!” Kayke exclaimed excitedly. Tubba and Bowser were still out of the main battle, but their duel was no less exciting. Fire, beams of energy, fists, yo-mamma jokes were all being sent back and forth between the two rivals. “How can you be so selfish?!” Tubba exclaimed, landing a punch on Bowser’s cheek. “How can you be so near-sighted?!” Bowser retorted, sucker-punching Tubba in the gut. “The world’s going to pieces, and then it’ll all start over. There’s not going to be any repercussions, no penalties. We’re just going to begin again, and nothing we’ve done or will do will matter.” Tubba looked disappointed in his nemesis. “Bowser, how can you say that? Look at all of us, all of them! We poured our hearts and souls into these Wars! So much we’ve lost, so much we’ve fought for! And you have the nerve to say it doesn’t matter?! Well, I’ll tell you this, my friend: I swear that I will win this battle, and then you will see just how much this means!” Bowser roared in fury and swiped at Tubba’s mechanical chest. The Shadow King was feeling very pleased. Shadoo had completely worn herself out mentally. It was a simple task to finish off her crumpled mass. That only left the motor-mouthed Goomba, the Six Pirate Ghosts (or was that Ghost Pirates?), and the Silver creature with the axe. He decided to go for the Silver one. "DIE!!!" Yelled the Shadow King, as hundreds of hands rose from the ground beneath Axem Silver. “Woah! Watch it!” Axem Silver was able to slash at a few of the appendages and jump into the air. Smirking, the Shadow King twirled his finger, signaling the hands to each summon a bolt of dark lightning. Axem Silver felt immeasurable pain race through his entire being, as he fell to the ground. The hands all clapped together, as the Shadow King bowed mockingly. He was preparing to finish off the Axe-wielding avenger, before an obnoxious “YARRR!” and the sensation of a sword passing through his shadowy form interrupted him. "Annoying bugs. . . I have no quarrel with you, but if you wish to trifle with a TRUE spirit, then look no further!"The Shadow King wheeled around to face the Six Pirate Champions, and dueled against them while Goombario moved Axem Silver out of the way to rest. However, due to all of them being spirits, none could physically touch each other, and thus no one could win their battle. Acknowledging this, Goombario concocted a plan that make or break the Shadow King’s defeat. Rushing over to the audience, he asked Queen Jaydes for a favor. “You want me to WHAT?” “I . . . didn’t say anything . . .” “Oh.” “Anyways, I want you to restore the Pirate Champion’s bodies so they can damage the Shadow King! You control life and death, can’t you do something?” Jaydes shrugged. “Yeah, it’s pretty simple. I’ll need a vial of goat urine, though.” Goomboss instantly handed a small flask to Jaydes. “Here you go.” Jaydes and Goombario both stared awkwardly at Goomboss, feeling calm and unaware of his bizarre action. “Goomboss . . . why do you have a vial of goat urine?” “Because it’s sterile! And I like the taste!” Ignoring this, Jaydes tossed the vial through the air, and the glass shattered in the vicinity of the Pirate Champions. An eerie steam rose up from the liquid spreading on the floor, engulfing the Pirate Champions. “Wha- what did you just do to them?!” Yelled Admiral Bobbery, running from the other side of the arena to Jaydes. “I restored their bodies, so they can attack the Shadow King.” “IDIOT!!!!!!!” Bobbery’s head literally exploded. The Pirate Champions all stood together examining their restored bodies with confusion and fear. “Wha . . . what happened to us?!” Hooktail was panicking. “We got our bodies back!” yelled Grubby, realizing the purpose behind Hooktail’s distress. Jaydes, however, was completely in the dark. “Why? Why is it bad that they’re human again?” Admiral Bobbery exploded in unbridled fury. “BECAUSE! THEY ONLY HELD REAL POWER AS GHOSTS! AS HUMANS THEY’RE POWERLESS!” The Shadow King wasted no time in swiping away the Pirate Champions, and turned his attention to the wounded Axem Silver, crushing him in his hands, and throwing him into the air to be killed by a final bolt of dark lightning. Goombario was at a complete loss of words. He was finished, and he knew it. However, he wouldn’t roll over and die like some dog. He charged headlong at the Shadow King, managing to summon some weak beams of light from the Goombas of the Light Crystals, strong enough to damage the King, but nowhere near powerful enough to vanquish the demon. Goombario took a fighting stance, containing not the slightest scrap of fear or doubt as he stared down the demon that had killed so many warriors. Spewing out some weak beams of light, Goombario was determined to fight until his final breath. However, the tussle between Bowser and Tubba had escaladed even further, and Bowser was uppercutted into the air, landing and crushing the bold Goomba. The Shadow King felt triumphant, as only Bowser and Tubba stood in his way towards total world domination. "You two should feel honored, being the last ones who will ever face me. Now, prepare for a Hellish Nightmare World from where there is no escape!"Before the Shadow King could launch his assault, he heard a large clanging noise and discovered he was being held back by something. "WHAT?! WHAT ARE YOU THREE IDIOTS DOING?!”www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/n64/PM_Wish_of_the_Princess.midCrump, Xader, and Kayke were in Magnus II, using its immense strength to hold the King. “Xader, status report.” “All systems running at maximum capacity.” “Good. Kayke, Crystal Star Status.” “It’s ready. If there ever was a time to do this, it’s now.” “Alright. Xader, Kayke, this is for Sir Grodus’ sake. I won’t stand idly by after that thing used him.” “I don’t know where we’re going to wind up, but I’m sure this’ll all be worth it.” “I hope Grodus appreciates this . . .” “He does Kayke. I know he would want us to do this.” "NO! LET ME GO! GRAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"The Shadow King shook and fought against the Magnus, trying to break free. Crump held hands with his sister and nemesis, and they all nodded, each of them holding not the slightest hint of regret or sorrow. They raised their heads to the sky and bellowed as loud as they could: “SUPERNOVA!” The Shadow King let out a blood-curdling scream, as his entire body was covered by the mystical energy that defeated him once before. The X-Nauts let out not a single sound, as they were completely atomized by the Crystal Star’s power, along with their beloved leader’s head and the horrid spirit that possessed him. Vidguysteve looked at his watch and yawned. “Well, you two, this has been fun and congratulations on being the last two standing, but I’m afraid that your time is up.”
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Post by vidguysteve on Nov 8, 2007 13:10:48 GMT -5
Vidguysteve looked at his watch and yawned obnoxiously.
“Well, you two, this has been fun and congratulations on being the last two standing, but I’m afraid that your time is up.”
Giga Bowser and Tubba Blubba stopped fighting and stared in horror at the Administrator.
“WHAT?! But- but you can’t stop now! I was about to-“ Giga Bowser was cut off before he could finish.
"Uwee hee hee hee! I am an Administrator, and the one writing this battle! I can do anything I want here! So, when I want to do this,”
Vidguysteve snapped his fingers.
“I can!”
*Cue Music: Super Paper Mario: End of the World*
The floor began to shake and rumble, as something began to grow on the ceiling. It looked like the Void, only a disturbing Green and Black, instead of Purple.
“Bowser, we cannot let this end before one of us falls,” said Tubba, unusually calm.
“Tubba, what are you saying?” asked Bowser, rather confused at the sudden change in his enemy.
“I’m saying that we need to take him down.”
“You idiots! Don’t you get it? I’m in control here!”
“We’ll see about that!” And with that, Tubba and Bowser launched themselves at Vidguysteve.
Vidguysteve casually jumped into the arena, with Bowser and Tubba adjacent to him.
“I won’t even script what happens here. I’ll just have the Pen and Paper record what happens, rather than decide.”
Vidguysteve left the Pen and Paper floating in the air, scribbling down everything that happened.
“Now, you little vermin, prepare yourselves to see the powers of a GOD!”
Vidguysteve’s hair began to shake and grow, becoming larger and larger. Two tentacle-like structures formed from either side, which split into even more tentacles. Two spots in the Administrator’s hair tuned blood-red, and appeared to be eyes, as the whole creature ripped itself in half, revealing a hideous gaping mouth.
Tubba and Bowser were surprised at the thought of fighting a hair monster, but were in no way intimidated.
Tubba chuckled. “If you’ve been watching us this whole time, then you should know what happened to the last person who called himself a God.”
“You didn’t have the power to back up your claim, I do,” retorted Vidguy. “And now . . . you will see that power for yourselves!”
One of the tentacles lashed out at Bowser, who was caught by surprise by its speed. Bowser blew a few flames at it, and the hair tuned to ash on the floor while Vidguysteve winced.
”Ohh . . . I HATE hair cuts . . . and hair burning-things . . . but that won’t stop me! Hyaah!”
Vidguysteve continued to lash out at the Koopa King and Clubba Prince. A tentacle wrapped around Tubba’s leg, but Tubba only laughed and slashed at the tendon with his tail spike.
“Thank you, Rubble!” Tubba thanked his deseased brother excitedly.
Minutes had passed, and Vidguysteve was still unable to push back the fictitious fighters. Eventually, his hair tentacles became useless nubs, flailing feebly back and forth.
“Fine!” spat the Administrator. “Like they say, ‘Fight fire with MORE FIRE!’”
Vidguysteve clutched his throat as it began to bulge hideously. He then stretched his mouth out unrealistically wide, as a massive column of blue fire erupted from his mouth. Tubba and Bowser were knocked back by this attack, and the Administrator stood pompously as the two regained themselves.
“What the Hell was that?” groaned Tubba, rubbing his mechanical head.
“It looked like my fire, only more powerful . . .” said Bowser, curious about his foe’s attack patterns.
Vidguysteve simply laughed and floated about the air singing, “Anything you can do, I can do better! I can do anything better than YOU!”
And with that, Vidguysteve lifted his hands into the air, and summoned several lightning bolts to rain down.
“That was Grodus, my little minion.”
A small black Void appeared beneath Tubba, spinning him wildly and propelling him towards the massive green Void on the ceiling.
“BOWSER!”
Before Tubba was sent into the swirling nightmare, Bowser launched himself into the air, and threw Tubba at Vidguysteve, knocking the brat onto the floor.
“WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!?! What do I look like, a Giga-Chomp?!” roared Tubba, insulted by being used as a mere weapon.
Bowser ground-pounded the unconscious Administrator’s head, eliciting a few winces from the audience, as he rejoined his titanic teammate.
“Hey, we got ‘em, and you didn’t get sucked into the Void. Why are you complaining?”
“Shut up . . .” growled the Clubba prince as he began to bash Vidguysteve with the Star Hammer, before a blast of light from the body knocked him back a step, as Vidguysteve floated into the air, brushing himself off.
“Well, that was annoying. I’ll need an Aspirin after this . . . hold on a second, boys.”
Vidguysteve waved his hands in the air, as two massive balls appeared from nowhere, and began to roll about the arena heading for Bowser and Tubba.
“Take two and call me in the morning!” laughed Vidguysteve, overly-amused with his joke.
“What is it with this guy?” barked Bowser, pushing back the giant ball trying to crush him.
“He’s some sort of lunatic, hold on . . .” Tubba punched at the ball, creating an indent in it. Gripping the indent, Tubba dragged the ball in a circle, building up momentum. Soon, it was swinging over the ground ever so slightly, and before long Tubba was spinning madly and flung the ball at their annoying adversary, pinning him against the wall.
Vidguysteve slowly crawled out from behind his own weapon, looking less than pleased.
“Now you’re starting to piss me off. I think I’m going to really have to make you suffer, now.”
”HAH! You’ve hardly been able to hurt us! How are you going to beat us?” inquired Tubba.
“Oh, I don’t have to beat you,” chuckled Vidguysteve. “I just need to stall you! Look up!”
Vidguysteve pointed towards the green Reset Void, which had grown noticeably since it was summoned.
“Once that thing gets big enough, everything is going in there! I’ll win, and you’ll return to being the little worms you were when you began!”
Vidguysteve began cackling as he fired round after round of attacks. Miniature Voids, Fire Breath, Icicles, Hammer Throwing, Eye lasers, there seemed to be no end to his arsenal. Tubba, after receiving a hammer’s business end to the face, regrouped with Bowser, who was holding his singed bottom.
“How are we going to beat this guy? He knows everyone’s attacks, even Final Bosses!” asked Tubba, slightly worried.
“Pssh! I’ve been in many a Final Boss battle, each one more Final than the one before it. We can beat this guy, so now it’s time for my ‘secret weapon.’”
A puzzled Tubba Blubbachine looked on as Bowser became Metallic.
”Yeah, yeah, you can turn into metal. We’ve already seen this trick!”
“Oh, you ain’t seen NOTHING yet!” Bowser laughed, as his metallic skin began to shimmer and change.
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Post by vidguysteve on Nov 10, 2007 11:15:32 GMT -5
All looked on with curiosity at the spectacle, aside from Makuta who grinned as he watched his General transform into his Ultimate Creation. Giga Bowser began to grow larger, as his metallic skin shifted and changed. He still retained the general shape of Giga Bowser, however parts of his body were constantly altering, taking on the appearance of other Generals before quickly shifting back and changing something else. Vidguysteve shuddered, looking on at this metallic monstrosity. “Yeeesh . . . what the Hell do you call this thing, Makuta?” Makuta was beaming with pride as he saw his creation. “Omega Bowser,” he responded, trying to sound as indifferent as he could, but he couldn’t hide his pride. Vidguysteve turned his attention back to his opponents, as Omega Bowser’s metallic neck had elongated itself, so that his nightmarish face was directly in front of the Administrator. “So . . .” the creature hissed in a cold voice, “you like using General’s powers? Well, as you said, ‘Fight fire with MORE FIRE!’” Omega Bowser blasted a wave of searing flames into the face of the Administrator, freezing him with Bonechill’s powers while he was recoiling, summoning lightning bolts to hold him in place in the air, and then head butting him to the ground. Vidguysteve slunk into the shadows and did not surface for a short time. Tubba looked around, “Did you scare him off?” Tubba was hopeful yet skeptic, but was not so foolish as to drop his guard. Just as Tubba finished speaking, Vidguysteve rose from the ground behind the Clubba Prince, with a sinister twinkle in his eyes. “Uwee hee hee hee hee! Wishful thinking!” Tubba wheeled around just in time to see the shadowy cords extending from the Administrator’s fingers and connecting to his arms and legs. “Wha-! WHAT IS THIS?!” Vidguysteve chuckled, as Tubba Blubbachine began to sway back and forth awkwardly. “Well, I’m sure as Hell not fighting that thing. So, you’re up, Champ!” Tubba struggled and fought against the influence of the vile Vidguysteve, but he simply could not break himself free. Tubba charged at Omega Bowser, who liquidated himself and curved himself around the blow. Tubba was wildly attacking Omega Bowser, while all Omega Bowser could do was dodge and protect himself. Bowser knew what their opponent was up to: He was trying to eliminate one of them, so that he could easily defeat the other one. Bowser knew that Tubba was trying with all of his might to resist, but he simply could not overcome this obstacle on his own. Omega Bowser gave a toothy grin. ‘A little taunting and insults, and nothing can hold Tubba back . . .’ “Tubba! You’re a disgrace to your entire race! Way to make your parents cry while they’re burning in Hell!” Tubba was instantly enraged. He always had a temper, and his family was the most precious thing in the world to him. Mocking their death was a crime beyond punishment. “HOW DARE YOU!” Tubba bellowed, infuriated. “Yeah . . . and uh . . . your . . . uh . . . yo momma is-“ “I swear Bowser. Don’t you say it. Don’t you dare say it!” Bowser smiled as he spoke slowly for the maximum effect. “Yo momma . . . . is . . . . skinny!” Tubba roared so loud, the very ground beneath them shook. Vidguysteve panicked as he found his control over Tubba was weakening. “No, Tubba! Kill! Sic ‘em!” Barked the Administrator, as he felt his control over Tubba growing again. “Bowser, it was a good try, but insults aren’t enough to break Tubba free of my control!” Tubba’s head began to stop thrashing about, as his will power weakened. He dropped his head, ashamed. Ashamed that he let his race down. Ashamed that he couldn’t even break free of this lunatic’s control. ‘Father . . . Mother . . . Brother . . . Game Over . . . I’ve . . . let everybody down . . .’ ~SNAP OUT OF IT, YOU WEAKLING! THINK LIKE THAT, AND YOU REALLY HAVE!~‘What? Fa-father?’ www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/n64/PMSSR.mid~Yes, my son. I’m here. We all are. Your mother, Rubble, Game Over, and myself have been watching you this whole time, cheering you on.~
~Brother! Don’t let this shrimp beat you! Take my spike, and drive it right into his face!~
~Son, I’m so proud of you . . . you’ve grown to become such a great Clubba . . . you look just like your father . . .~
~Tubba, I may not be a Clubba, but I know that you and your whole race fight with honor and respect. Now, send that whelp to Game Over!~
~. . . . . Boss?~Tubba couldn’t believe his ears. It couldn’t possibly be . . . ‘Grubba? Is- is it really you?’ ~Yeah, it’s me, boss. What are you doing, letting that punk control you? Where’s the great General that I gave my life for, TWICE!? Where’s the Great Tubba Blubba that always had a back-up plan? That always thought a step ahead of his enemies? Where’s the great leader I would proudly follow to oblivion and back?~‘Everyone . . . I’m sorry . . . I’m just not strong enough . . .’ ~Very well then, my son. Everyone! Give your strength to Tubba!~Tubba felt an incredible sensation, as all of the great Clubba’s might began to flow through his body, strengthening him. ‘I-incredible! Everyone! I can do this! I can win!’ No response. ‘What? Where did you all go? No! Please don’t leave me! Brother! Mother! Grubba! Father! Please come back!’ Tubba heard no voices from beyond, but he swore that he heard the slightest whisper on the breeze . . . . . . . I’m proud. . . . . . . Vidguysteve was quite annoyed with Tubba, lost in his daze. “Alright, fat stuff. Enough day-dreaming! DESTROY!” Tubba made no motion whatsoever. Vidguysteve gritted his teeth in frustration. “Didn’t you hear me? I said-“ “Blow it out your ass,” Tubba interrupted, not even facing his controller. Needless to say, Vidguysteve was taken aback. “What? How dare you! I am your MASTER! You will obey me! Now, CRUSH HIM! Come on, battle stance! Get yelling!” “If you insist . . .” Tubba yelled with the combined fury of not only his family, but the entire Clubba race. This was for them. This was for the pride and honor of everyone that had fallen for his purpose. Tubba’s screaming grew louder and louder as the black marionette strings controlling him began to dissolve. “NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! Don’t go away, Mr. Strings . . .” panicked Vidguysteve. youtube.com/watch?v=uOXq5p1lC6I“You sonnuva b!tch!” growled Tubba as he turned to face the trembling Administrator. “Time for you to see what happens to people that mess . . . WITH THE GHOST-GULPING TUBBA BLUBBACHINE!”
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Post by vidguysteve on Nov 12, 2007 15:25:32 GMT -5
RLDline was surprised, to say the least. When did such a two-dimensional character like Tubba Blubba gain so much background depth? He had family, pride, emotions, love, and purpose. “Perhaps . . .” the humanoid collection of lines thought out loud, “perhaps . . . they truly are real.” The other Administrators and Moderators all nodded in agreement, other than Vidguysteve, of course. www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/138288Tubba brandished the Star Hammer, as Tubba’s skin began to flash red and his arms began to swing in a large ark over his head as he began to run towards Vidguysteve. Vidguysteve seemed a trifle worried, yet also seemed to be planning something. “Thank GOD I play Smash Bros. Melee so much . . .” Positioning his hand in the shape of a gun, he fired a small energy beam from the tip of his finger, colliding with Tubba’s chest, and making him drop the Star Hammer. However, while Tubba no longer held the Star Hammer, his skin was still flashing and a puff of smoke was still over his head. “What? How? The Hammer’s gone! This isn’t supposed to happen!” Tubba simply laughed. “The Frenzy wasn’t in the Hammer, it was in me, brought by my will to kill you!” Tubba dashed at Vidguysteve, and began to mercilessly pummel him, dealing lightning-quick blows to his face, stomach, groin, and smashing him against the ground. Tubba swung the screaming Administrator through the air, and into a puddle of metallic goo. The goo quickly morphed into a large cage-sphere like structure, as it laughed maniacly, as Vidguysteve began to scream. It was all the boy could do before spikes shot at him from all directions, piercing his skin, before pulling back and throwing him face first into Tubba Blubbachine’s fist, knocking him into a wall. Vidguysteve began to wildly fire beam after beam from his hands, succeeding in scoring some hits, but not enough to slow down the rival Generals. Omega Bowser stretched his maw and ate the Administrator, chewing and swallowing him, before exploding into a liquid mess on the floor, revealing a panting Vidguysteve. The globs of silver all began to crawl towards Vidguysteve, encasing him and crushing him as Tubba grabbed the Star Hammer. The goo revealed Vidguysteve’s face, allowing Tubba to wildy smash the Administrator without fear of hurting his ally. Tubba swung his hammer like a golf club, sending the Administrator into the air. Traveling as a metallic puddle on the floor, Omega Bowser shot to the other side of the room and reformed himself. Tubba and Bowser both raised their Hammer and Hand, creating a rainbow spark at the end of them both. A massive beam of Star Energy erupted from the Star Rods, firing a critical hit on the defenseless Vidguysteve. Vidguysteve fell to the floor in a crumpled mess, defeated. “No . . . this cannot be . . . I’m . . . I’m . . .” “You need to try this whole ‘Administrator’ thing over again!” And with that, Bowser and Tubba swung Vidguysteve into the ever-growing Reset Void, and with a horrible scream, Vidguysteve was sucked into his own secret weapon. However, the Void did not stop or dissapear, but instead grew at an even greater rate. With a terrible rumble, the Void began to stretch and swallow everything in the arena. The Administrators and Moderators all nodded and warped out of the doomed place, as Bowser and Tubba were pulled into the vortex. Omega Bowser grappled with Tubba Blubbachine, as they were flung through the vortex. On the walls, if they could be called walls, there were images of the past. The sieges of Fort Francis, the Shadow King being awakened, Booster being destroyed, the Battle of Star Haven, Giga Bowser being created, Goomboss gaining the Dark Prognosticus, Bonechill commanding his army, Welderburg falling down a flight of stairs, Grubba sacrificing himself at Lavalava Island . . . so much has transpired in the wars, it was enough to persuade a tear to escape from Bowser’s eye. Bowser suddenly felt himself changing again, not in the normal way that his Omega Bowser form does, but actually changing back into a metallic version of Giga Bowser, before the metal casing around Bowser shattered, leaving Giga Bowser in his normal state. Tubba looked at the Star Hammer as it broke apart and reverted into the Star Rod, and his Death Armor turn to rust and dissolve off of his body, as his Tail Spike simply fell out before his Star Rod vanished. Most surprising, however, was that where his mechanical parts once were, flesh began to force the circuitry off of his body, leaving him as just Tubba Blubba once again. Giga Bowser slowly shrunk down, as his horns shortened, his spikes receded into his shell, his fangs became less wild, and reverted back into Bowser. Both Bowser and Tubba stared at themselves, reflecting on how much they had grown and changed during their battle, all for the purpose of besting the other. With a smile on their faces, the two rivals shook hands, as they felt themselves wrenched apart, and flung towards the end of the vortex. “BOWSER!” cried Tubba over the roaring vortex. “NEVER STOP GETTING STRONGER! IT WOULD BE A DISGRACE TO HAVE A SLOUCH FOR A RIVAL!” “TUBBA!” screamed Bowser, “DON’T THINK THIS IS OVER! I’LL RULE THIS KINGDOM AND BOWSERIZE YOU!” www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjG24o4IEQgLaughing at the last thing they would say as rivals, they were both thrown through the ending of the vortex, landing outside of their castles. Bowser rubbed his head in confusion and looked around at his surroundings. “Huh? Where am I? Is this my castle?” “Sir! Sir!” A Goomba ran up to Bowser. “Come, Lord Bowser! We’re in war! We must devise a plan!” “Uhh . . .yeah! Alright! Let’s go! I have a good feeling about this! I can’t wait to rule the world!” The Goomba jumped with excitement and ran in, leaving Bowser to stare at the sky, where he could have sworn he saw a green swirl in the sky close up. “Hmm . . . “ “What’s up, Pop?” Bowser Jr. inquired. Bowser turned and began to walk into his castle with his son by his side. “Huh? Oh, nothing. Just thought I saw something. Welp, let’s get to conquering! I had an awesome idea, and stick with me for a second, GIGA Bowser!” “Yeah . . . Dad? That sounds kinda lame . . .” “No! It’ll be awesome! Imagine it with Star Rod powers and Metal skin and I’ll turn into a giant metal monster thing . . .” The Administrators and Moderators all watched their new world from a screen with pride, knowing that they had, in fact, made several creatures as real as you or I. Petey P rose and spoke to the others. “Friends, it seems that we were wrong all along in trying to restart. These people are real indeed, and we must remember that no one, for whatever reason, should ever destroy these people’s lives, simply because they think that they are not real.” The others nodded in agreement, when Makajawan1 stood. “But Petey, what of Vidguysteve? Have we heard any news of him yet?” Petey P solemnly pointed towards the screen, which had changed to show the image of a human with a red hooded-sweatshirt and a pen and scroll growling as he trudged through Geno’s Maze. “Vidguysteve still has not learned that they are real. Perhaps he will learn this lesson while he is trapped in their reality.” One by one, each of the Moderators vanished, with only the screen showing the image of Vidguysteve remaining. A voice could be heard crackling through the screen, screaming with all the hate a person could hold, “I swear I shall destroy this world, and all within it that you hold dear! I SWEAR IT!” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ And so, we close the book on the Original Super Mushroom Kingdom Wars, and begin a new chapter, which I have no doubt will be as magical and wonderful as the original. With new ideas, new foes, and new armies, the future looks bright for all of us.
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