Post by Chaosblade on Sept 11, 2008 19:31:34 GMT -5
At some Ruins
Silver: These seem to be the ruins, but where is everybody?
He looks to see many explorers dead and a note on teh ground.
Note: Out for anti house weaponry.
Silver:....Here we go again.
[glow=red,2,300]AXEM SILVERS QUEST FOR THE STAR ROD!!!!![/glow]
Silver: How did I end up in this mess?
FLASHBACK
Silver was laying onto of a house in rougeport when he heared some intresting news.
Goomba: I'm telling you, the ruins have treasure in them.
Goomba2: And I'm telling you your an idiot.
Goomba: But its ruins, they have to have treasure. And evil houses.
Goomba2: I stand by my statement.
Silver: What are you guys talking about?
Goomba: Evil house! Die!
The goomba starts throwing really big rocks at the house.
Inside
Koopa: Is'nt this a nice day, nothing could possible ruin it
The koopa then gets hit by a falling rock.
Koopa: I'm in pain now (Falls over).
Outside
Goomba: You'll never take me alive evil house!
Goomba2: The house isn't evil, that was a person on the roof.
Goomba: Maybe hes up their fighting the house. I"LL HELP YOU FRIEND!
Goomba2: (Facepalm) (Yess, a goomba can facepalm).
15 minutes later
Goomba: So that house isn't evil?
Silver: No.
Goomba: Whoops. So, I'm going to explore some ruins, and my names Commander Awesome.
Silver: I think I'll talk with the sane one.
Commander Awesome: Suit yourself.
Silver: Ok, whats with him?
Goomba2: You don't want to know, but he thinks in the ruins there is treasure.
Silver: Still could be fun to join your crazy quest.
Axem Silver joined the party.
Goomba2: Also, for some reason the ruins screw with logic, so get ready.
END FLASHBACK
Silver: Wait, when did Commander Awesome Recruit all these troops?
Awesome: I'm back with the anti House weapons, what did I miss?
They see all the dead bodys.
Goomba2: When did you hire all these people.
Awesome: I don't remember.
Goomba2: (Facepalm)
The 3 fighters enter the first room, which seems to be a hall of mirrors. Awesome instantly rams into a mirror and ends up out of another mirror.
Silver: A teleporter room? But which one is correct?
Awesome: I'll find it, None can defeat General Proffeser Detective Awesome!
Silver: Did you change your rank?
Awesome: Yes I did. Yes I did.
Goomba2: If you get the urge to kill him, feel free do to so.
Silver: I will.
After hours of searching, they find the right portal and continue to go through. They then see a strange foe blacking their way, and big tree.
?: You shall not pass this place.
Silver: Who are you?
?: I am Exdeath.
Awesome: Exdeath, more like Xdeath!
Goomba: Just stop talking.
Exdeath: you all will be swallowed by the Void.
Silver: Get ready for a battle!
Awesome: Good thing I got these anti house weapons.
BATTLE START
Exdeath:50,000
Silver: 7,300
Awesome:1,337
Goomba2:500
Goomba 2: You suck
Exdeath uses Firaga
Silver: 5,300
Awesome:1,337
Goomba2:0
Silver Uses Bladeblitz
Exdeath:45,000
Awesome uses attack.
Exdeath:15,000
Silver: How did you do that?
Awesome: I can own wood Houses.
Exdeath: You will pay for this!
Exdeath uses Ultima
Silver was hit by a huge magic nuke thing.
Silver: 12
Awesome:1,337
Silver Uses Overdrive:Crimson Berserk
Silver starts Slashing like mad at the foe, dealing major damage.
Exdeath:0
Exdeath: NOOO! WHY! The void was mine to command! How could it-
Exdeath was swallowed by the Void
Exdeath then reapears as a strange beast
Neo Exdeath: I am Neo Exdeath! All memeroies...demensions...existance...all that is shall return to nothing. Then I too, can disapear...Forever!
Neo Exdeath:200,000
Awesome: You don't scare me, you evil tree!
Awesome uses to most attack ever.
Awesome pulls out everything. Rocket launchers, pikmin, swords, tap dancers, EVERYTHING.
Neo Exdeath:NOOOOO
Party gains 12 EXP
Silver: You cannot be serious.
Awesome: Thats what you get for making Evil Houses, N00B!
Silver revives Goomba2.
Goomba2: What did I miss?
Silver: Awesome just destroyed the boss of FFV in 1 move.
Awesome: Meh, Gilgamesh is better.
Goomba: HE killed that thing?
Silver: I know.
Awesome: Come on Rangers, lets go deafet the evil villian and get the treasure.
Goomba2: Were not power rangers!
Silver: Well, if you want to get technical...
Awesome: As I was saying, lets go into the next room!
Silver: I get the feeling there will be much randomness in this quest.
Awesome: With Royal Robt Samuri Awesome, anything can happen. Royal Robt Samuri Awesome likes to refer to himself in the 3rd person.
Silver: These seem to be the ruins, but where is everybody?
He looks to see many explorers dead and a note on teh ground.
Note: Out for anti house weaponry.
Silver:....Here we go again.
[glow=red,2,300]AXEM SILVERS QUEST FOR THE STAR ROD!!!!![/glow]
Silver: How did I end up in this mess?
FLASHBACK
Silver was laying onto of a house in rougeport when he heared some intresting news.
Goomba: I'm telling you, the ruins have treasure in them.
Goomba2: And I'm telling you your an idiot.
Goomba: But its ruins, they have to have treasure. And evil houses.
Goomba2: I stand by my statement.
Silver: What are you guys talking about?
Goomba: Evil house! Die!
The goomba starts throwing really big rocks at the house.
Inside
Koopa: Is'nt this a nice day, nothing could possible ruin it
The koopa then gets hit by a falling rock.
Koopa: I'm in pain now (Falls over).
Outside
Goomba: You'll never take me alive evil house!
Goomba2: The house isn't evil, that was a person on the roof.
Goomba: Maybe hes up their fighting the house. I"LL HELP YOU FRIEND!
Goomba2: (Facepalm) (Yess, a goomba can facepalm).
15 minutes later
Goomba: So that house isn't evil?
Silver: No.
Goomba: Whoops. So, I'm going to explore some ruins, and my names Commander Awesome.
Silver: I think I'll talk with the sane one.
Commander Awesome: Suit yourself.
Silver: Ok, whats with him?
Goomba2: You don't want to know, but he thinks in the ruins there is treasure.
Silver: Still could be fun to join your crazy quest.
Axem Silver joined the party.
Goomba2: Also, for some reason the ruins screw with logic, so get ready.
END FLASHBACK
Silver: Wait, when did Commander Awesome Recruit all these troops?
Awesome: I'm back with the anti House weapons, what did I miss?
They see all the dead bodys.
Goomba2: When did you hire all these people.
Awesome: I don't remember.
Goomba2: (Facepalm)
The 3 fighters enter the first room, which seems to be a hall of mirrors. Awesome instantly rams into a mirror and ends up out of another mirror.
Silver: A teleporter room? But which one is correct?
Awesome: I'll find it, None can defeat General Proffeser Detective Awesome!
Silver: Did you change your rank?
Awesome: Yes I did. Yes I did.
Goomba2: If you get the urge to kill him, feel free do to so.
Silver: I will.
After hours of searching, they find the right portal and continue to go through. They then see a strange foe blacking their way, and big tree.
?: You shall not pass this place.
Silver: Who are you?
?: I am Exdeath.
Awesome: Exdeath, more like Xdeath!
Goomba: Just stop talking.
Exdeath: you all will be swallowed by the Void.
Silver: Get ready for a battle!
Awesome: Good thing I got these anti house weapons.
BATTLE START
Exdeath:50,000
Silver: 7,300
Awesome:1,337
Goomba2:500
Goomba 2: You suck
Exdeath uses Firaga
Silver: 5,300
Awesome:1,337
Goomba2:0
Silver Uses Bladeblitz
Exdeath:45,000
Awesome uses attack.
Exdeath:15,000
Silver: How did you do that?
Awesome: I can own wood Houses.
Exdeath: You will pay for this!
Exdeath uses Ultima
Silver was hit by a huge magic nuke thing.
Silver: 12
Awesome:1,337
Silver Uses Overdrive:Crimson Berserk
Silver starts Slashing like mad at the foe, dealing major damage.
Exdeath:0
Exdeath: NOOO! WHY! The void was mine to command! How could it-
Exdeath was swallowed by the Void
Exdeath then reapears as a strange beast
Neo Exdeath: I am Neo Exdeath! All memeroies...demensions...existance...all that is shall return to nothing. Then I too, can disapear...Forever!
Neo Exdeath:200,000
Awesome: You don't scare me, you evil tree!
Awesome uses to most attack ever.
Awesome pulls out everything. Rocket launchers, pikmin, swords, tap dancers, EVERYTHING.
Neo Exdeath:NOOOOO
Party gains 12 EXP
Silver: You cannot be serious.
Awesome: Thats what you get for making Evil Houses, N00B!
Silver revives Goomba2.
Goomba2: What did I miss?
Silver: Awesome just destroyed the boss of FFV in 1 move.
Awesome: Meh, Gilgamesh is better.
Goomba: HE killed that thing?
Silver: I know.
Awesome: Come on Rangers, lets go deafet the evil villian and get the treasure.
Goomba2: Were not power rangers!
Silver: Well, if you want to get technical...
Awesome: As I was saying, lets go into the next room!
Silver: I get the feeling there will be much randomness in this quest.
Awesome: With Royal Robt Samuri Awesome, anything can happen. Royal Robt Samuri Awesome likes to refer to himself in the 3rd person.