Post by Makajawan on Aug 12, 2008 12:37:35 GMT -5
Day 2 (cont):
General Guy stared down the two. "Who are you?"
Popple began to sweat. "I'm Popple, the legendary Shadow Thief! I have a rookie, but he's not around right now, and that's Patsy."
Patsy didn't say anything.
Popple continued. "If this isn't good enough, then I'm afraid the only gift we have is the gift of comedy." Popple and Patsy pulled out their microphones.
"I hate this job," said Patsy. "I used to work at General Motors."
"Really?"
"Yeah."
"What'd you do there?"
"I was a crash test dummy, and I failed the crash test!"
"How do you fail a crash test?"
"See, they sit you in the car, and they tell you to look natural as you go hurtling toward the brick wall at 110 miles per hour."
"And?"
"I kept doing this:" Patsy began to make all sorts of grotesque faces. "WE GON' DIE!"
General Guy demanded silence. "I did not come here to witness your pathetic entertainment. Give me the money and the Patsy, and we'll be on our way. Oh yes, and I want participation in your auctions and freedom to not be attacked by you or your allies."
"Say what? No way I can promise that! We're gone, see?" Popple shouted.
www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/104294
Popple pulled out his Triangle Thing 2 and slammed it on the ground. He, Patsy, and the money were all teleported back to Fawful's Throne Room. "Pennington! It's go time!"
Popple and Patsy rushed into the closet to hide. It was there that they'd remain. Magical Might sent its troops to guard the closet. The heroes rushed outside, where they saw the battlefield in utter chaos.
General Guy and Pennington had snipers shooting at each other from both sides. General Guy was furious at this point- he'd willingly decided to leave, and then this happens. He'd never forgive Popple the Shadow Thief.
Sleuths, Agents, and Mini-Bumpties had arrived on the Excess Express. They were scouting out the Shy Guy positions, relaying information back to Pennington at the castle. They started scouting out enemy Shy Guys, revealing their positions to the snipers in the castle. Cyphers and Crackers worked together to hack into enemy tanks, sending them on rampages against the Shy Guys. However, the Mega Toy Tank and Red Toy Train Tank put an end to them. And the best part was, the Shy Guys had no clue these Bumpties were trying to kill them.
All in all, the battle was unfolding fairly evenly. Pennington's troops had closed off the castle effectively, but General Guy was a powerful force. However, General Guy's troops marched right up to the castle walls and prepared to enter through the doors.
KABOOM! Thousands of Shy Guys were destroyed in the many explosions that occurred at all the castle entrances. The Shy Guys fell back, making a desperate effort to regroup.
Magical Might had made use of its pure hearts to shut down the mega toy tank from the inside. The machine halted, and that's when General Guy knew it was time.
"Unleash the Andromeda Virus!" Upon his command, the jars containing the virus were released into the fray of enemy troops. Troops began collapsing on the spot, where they died within seconds. However, thanks to their First Aid training, Pennington's army was able to minimize casualties from the deadly virus.
"How dare that toylike scum defile the rules of war with such a disgusting biological weapon!" Pennington roared. While his first aid had been highly effective, it was 100 days of immunity vs. 100 days on the virus, it was not perfect. And those infected, while curable, still didn't remain fighting fit throughout the whole ordeal. The fact was, it had hit hard. Still, with the Excess Express firing rounds of Nitro Honey Syrup and his Toy Tanks growing more numerous as Sleuths hijacked Toy Tanks, he was sure victory would be his.
General Guy watched the battlefield, furious. "Oh- wait a sec! That's it!" General Guy pulled out his Oh Sh!t Wrench and banged on the Mega Toy Tank. It had started working again. He turned his attention to Magical Might, which was going to town on the enemy. He started firing at them, they shut his machine down again, he banged the wrench again, he started firing again, they shut his machine down again. By this point, they were tired, and the remaining machines on the Shy Guys' side were giving them quite a bit of trouble. However, they stood their ground against the enemy machines.
By this point, General Guy was done. His army was in shambles, his Andromeda Virus had been almost useless, and he couldn't even get into the castle. He decided to retreat.
"Oh no you don't!" Pennington yelled. Still furious about the virus, he knew it was time. "FROSTBITE FANG, ACTIVATE!"
Five hundred frost piranhas emerged from the ground as a large snowstorm spontaneously appeared. Using his Ice Badge, Pennington focused the storm on the enemy Shy Guys who were desperately trying to escape.
Just then, the by-standing bumpties turned against the Shy Guys. Chaos ensued, and a shriek was heard near the toy tank. Shwauk had been assassinated. General Guy led his men back to the house quickly, eyes wide in fear.
They finally reached the house that their toy box was in. They piled in, only to find Mini-Bumpties in their house. The radar had warned them of the attack, so they were ready. However, the bumpties were also aware that the toys were in danger, so they called the Mini-Bumpties out. The toys had been trying to break into a toy box they couldn't enter. The remaining Shy Guys entered the toy box, already planning their revenge.
Casualties:
General Guy:
Shwauk
7000 Sniper Guys
8000 Fire Guys
9000 Sword Guys
8000 Mage Guys
9 Toy Tanks (Hijacked by Pennington's men)
4 Toy Saucers (Original destroyed)
Mega Toy Tank (Merloo's plans were 100% devoted to destroying it, so once it was shut down, you had no way of getting it back to the base)
Red Toy Train Tank (70 day War Machine) (Damaged- 20 days to repair)
Blue Toy Train Jet (70 day War Machine) (Damaged- 10 days to repair)
Green Toy Train Bot (70 day War Machine) (Damaged- 20 days to repair)
1 Neo Toy Tank (70 day War Machine) (Damaged- 30 days to repair)
Oh Sh!t Wrench (used)
Andromeda Virus (used)
Fawful:
None
Pennington:
2090 Moles (Digging Bumpties)
2090 Gumshoes (Wall Climbing Bumpties)
475 Sleuth (Sabotage Bumpties)
475Investigator (Information Analysis, Counterespionage Bumpties)
2850 Deadeyes (Sniper)
3800 Policemen (Melee/Ranged Bumpties)
475 Agents (Uber Troops)
Excess Express (Damaged, 10 days to repair)
Shell Spinner (Damaged- 10 Days to repair)
Digger Artillery (Damaged- 10 Days to repair)
Hover Jet (Damaged- 10 Days to repair)
Frostbite Fang (used)
Loot: 9 Toy Tanks
Merlar:
Merlar (Wounded, 30 Days to heal)
Merlee (Wounded, 30 Days to heal)
Merlon (Wounded, 30 Days to heal)
Merluvlee (Wounded, 30 Days to heal)
Merle (Wounded, 30 Days to heal)
500 Uber Troops
Yeah, casualties seem unfair, but Makuta was outnumbered and Pennington had excellent plans. Not to mention a 100 day project that was specifically designed against something like the Andromeda Virus, as well as taking off 5% of casualties. Add that in to the hacking he did on Makuta's tanks and it actually comes up fair.
General Guy stared down the two. "Who are you?"
Popple began to sweat. "I'm Popple, the legendary Shadow Thief! I have a rookie, but he's not around right now, and that's Patsy."
Patsy didn't say anything.
Popple continued. "If this isn't good enough, then I'm afraid the only gift we have is the gift of comedy." Popple and Patsy pulled out their microphones.
"I hate this job," said Patsy. "I used to work at General Motors."
"Really?"
"Yeah."
"What'd you do there?"
"I was a crash test dummy, and I failed the crash test!"
"How do you fail a crash test?"
"See, they sit you in the car, and they tell you to look natural as you go hurtling toward the brick wall at 110 miles per hour."
"And?"
"I kept doing this:" Patsy began to make all sorts of grotesque faces. "WE GON' DIE!"
General Guy demanded silence. "I did not come here to witness your pathetic entertainment. Give me the money and the Patsy, and we'll be on our way. Oh yes, and I want participation in your auctions and freedom to not be attacked by you or your allies."
"Say what? No way I can promise that! We're gone, see?" Popple shouted.
www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/104294
Popple pulled out his Triangle Thing 2 and slammed it on the ground. He, Patsy, and the money were all teleported back to Fawful's Throne Room. "Pennington! It's go time!"
Popple and Patsy rushed into the closet to hide. It was there that they'd remain. Magical Might sent its troops to guard the closet. The heroes rushed outside, where they saw the battlefield in utter chaos.
General Guy and Pennington had snipers shooting at each other from both sides. General Guy was furious at this point- he'd willingly decided to leave, and then this happens. He'd never forgive Popple the Shadow Thief.
Sleuths, Agents, and Mini-Bumpties had arrived on the Excess Express. They were scouting out the Shy Guy positions, relaying information back to Pennington at the castle. They started scouting out enemy Shy Guys, revealing their positions to the snipers in the castle. Cyphers and Crackers worked together to hack into enemy tanks, sending them on rampages against the Shy Guys. However, the Mega Toy Tank and Red Toy Train Tank put an end to them. And the best part was, the Shy Guys had no clue these Bumpties were trying to kill them.
All in all, the battle was unfolding fairly evenly. Pennington's troops had closed off the castle effectively, but General Guy was a powerful force. However, General Guy's troops marched right up to the castle walls and prepared to enter through the doors.
KABOOM! Thousands of Shy Guys were destroyed in the many explosions that occurred at all the castle entrances. The Shy Guys fell back, making a desperate effort to regroup.
Magical Might had made use of its pure hearts to shut down the mega toy tank from the inside. The machine halted, and that's when General Guy knew it was time.
"Unleash the Andromeda Virus!" Upon his command, the jars containing the virus were released into the fray of enemy troops. Troops began collapsing on the spot, where they died within seconds. However, thanks to their First Aid training, Pennington's army was able to minimize casualties from the deadly virus.
"How dare that toylike scum defile the rules of war with such a disgusting biological weapon!" Pennington roared. While his first aid had been highly effective, it was 100 days of immunity vs. 100 days on the virus, it was not perfect. And those infected, while curable, still didn't remain fighting fit throughout the whole ordeal. The fact was, it had hit hard. Still, with the Excess Express firing rounds of Nitro Honey Syrup and his Toy Tanks growing more numerous as Sleuths hijacked Toy Tanks, he was sure victory would be his.
General Guy watched the battlefield, furious. "Oh- wait a sec! That's it!" General Guy pulled out his Oh Sh!t Wrench and banged on the Mega Toy Tank. It had started working again. He turned his attention to Magical Might, which was going to town on the enemy. He started firing at them, they shut his machine down again, he banged the wrench again, he started firing again, they shut his machine down again. By this point, they were tired, and the remaining machines on the Shy Guys' side were giving them quite a bit of trouble. However, they stood their ground against the enemy machines.
By this point, General Guy was done. His army was in shambles, his Andromeda Virus had been almost useless, and he couldn't even get into the castle. He decided to retreat.
"Oh no you don't!" Pennington yelled. Still furious about the virus, he knew it was time. "FROSTBITE FANG, ACTIVATE!"
Five hundred frost piranhas emerged from the ground as a large snowstorm spontaneously appeared. Using his Ice Badge, Pennington focused the storm on the enemy Shy Guys who were desperately trying to escape.
Just then, the by-standing bumpties turned against the Shy Guys. Chaos ensued, and a shriek was heard near the toy tank. Shwauk had been assassinated. General Guy led his men back to the house quickly, eyes wide in fear.
They finally reached the house that their toy box was in. They piled in, only to find Mini-Bumpties in their house. The radar had warned them of the attack, so they were ready. However, the bumpties were also aware that the toys were in danger, so they called the Mini-Bumpties out. The toys had been trying to break into a toy box they couldn't enter. The remaining Shy Guys entered the toy box, already planning their revenge.
Casualties:
General Guy:
Shwauk
7000 Sniper Guys
8000 Fire Guys
9000 Sword Guys
8000 Mage Guys
9 Toy Tanks (Hijacked by Pennington's men)
4 Toy Saucers (Original destroyed)
Mega Toy Tank (Merloo's plans were 100% devoted to destroying it, so once it was shut down, you had no way of getting it back to the base)
Red Toy Train Tank (70 day War Machine) (Damaged- 20 days to repair)
Blue Toy Train Jet (70 day War Machine) (Damaged- 10 days to repair)
Green Toy Train Bot (70 day War Machine) (Damaged- 20 days to repair)
1 Neo Toy Tank (70 day War Machine) (Damaged- 30 days to repair)
Oh Sh!t Wrench (used)
Andromeda Virus (used)
Fawful:
None
Pennington:
2090 Moles (Digging Bumpties)
2090 Gumshoes (Wall Climbing Bumpties)
475 Sleuth (Sabotage Bumpties)
475Investigator (Information Analysis, Counterespionage Bumpties)
2850 Deadeyes (Sniper)
3800 Policemen (Melee/Ranged Bumpties)
475 Agents (Uber Troops)
Excess Express (Damaged, 10 days to repair)
Shell Spinner (Damaged- 10 Days to repair)
Digger Artillery (Damaged- 10 Days to repair)
Hover Jet (Damaged- 10 Days to repair)
Frostbite Fang (used)
Loot: 9 Toy Tanks
Merlar:
Merlar (Wounded, 30 Days to heal)
Merlee (Wounded, 30 Days to heal)
Merlon (Wounded, 30 Days to heal)
Merluvlee (Wounded, 30 Days to heal)
Merle (Wounded, 30 Days to heal)
500 Uber Troops
Yeah, casualties seem unfair, but Makuta was outnumbered and Pennington had excellent plans. Not to mention a 100 day project that was specifically designed against something like the Andromeda Virus, as well as taking off 5% of casualties. Add that in to the hacking he did on Makuta's tanks and it actually comes up fair.