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Post by vidguysteve on Jun 6, 2008 15:11:11 GMT -5
This is why I didn't want to send any troops. I'm going to do a project to make all my troops a nifty item - RegulaTors. The T stands for Temperature. Get it? Because the regulate my troop's temperature? Ba dum tsch. ... >____> I got something like that for the future, too. Tempur-Pedic. Yes. The mattress. >_______>
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Post by Makajawan on Jun 6, 2008 16:08:26 GMT -5
XD
Yeah, I was waiting for that.
EDIT: At Rydon
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Post by rydon7 on Jun 6, 2008 16:33:45 GMT -5
It was in some crazy brawl topic. It was like a serious question, but then a guy posted some fad, and then everyone else just copied the last post. So there was a combo of like, 5 combo breakers, so then GuidetotheDark posted that.
Then everyone went on to copy that, and then some other stuff. That was the best topic of my life, I swear.
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Post by RLDline on Jun 6, 2008 19:49:27 GMT -5
Slaying of Frostbite: Part II
"Bwahahaha!" roared Bowser, "Those misfit bands of losers will crumble to the might of my imperial air fleet!"
"Ummm. Lord Bowser," hesitated Kammy, "We only have 4 ships up here."
"Well that's 4 more than any other army I see!" Bowser boasted, "So shut it. There's no way anyone could stand up to our mighty airships in this weather anyways."
Bowser did have a point. There almost no way any shots could be fired from airship to airship. The blizzard had gotten so bad that barely anyone could even see in front of them let alone at another airship. Bowser and Kammy had lifted off in their airships hours ago and have just reached the blizzard. While in the safety of the Control Room Bowser and Kammy were constantly checking the radar for signs of General Guy's group they were to rendezvous with outside of Toad Town to go for their attack. As they were in there doing that troops were all on deck holding on to whatever they could to stay on board of the Airship.
Soon enough Kammy shouted out, "My Lord! Look here! I've found them."
Bowser walked over to the radar and looked at the green dots blinking on the screen with the words, "Shy Guy" blinking with them. He gave a smirk and ran over to the Radio and called the 2 Bombers and the other Airship to land a little outside of the dots and then go meet with them.
The "Mighty Fleet" lowered elevation and landed in their desired spot. Bowser, shivering like a mofo, walked down to the snow and gathered a group of about 500 Koopas to accompany him in bringing the Shy Guy Battalion back to the Airships to go over the plans. Bowser told all of the others to stay back and get warm in the lower decks of the ships with the exception of a few whom would be unloading the Tanks.
Soon enough Bowser took off into the blizzard with the Koopas. He didn't realize how cold it really was out inside the Airship. "It wasn't too far away though to the Shy Guys" he told himself over and over again. Suddenly though unexpectedly Bowser, whom was leading the group, hit something that knocked him back down into the ground. A disgruntled Bowser started yelling for the Koopas to help him up and see what was going on. The Koopas did as they were told and when Bowser stood up he saw a few koopas get blasted away by a huge flame as the others began pounding down on whatever what causing the mess. Wondering what was going on Bowser ran up to crowd and pushed through all of the koopas to see a lone Red Toad laying on the ground bruised and battered with a Flame Rifle laying on his side. Bowser smiled,
"Well," he said, "Looks like we've got ourselves some company in this hunt. 20 of you, escort this punk back to the Airship for questioning."
20 of the Koopas ran up to Red and forced him to his feet. They surrounded him and starting walking him back as the others continued on to the Shy Guys.
The 20 Koopas didn't have very far to go back but still they kept very good watch on the Toad. He had knocked out a few Koopas earlier in a matter of seconds while on the ground. Imagine what he could do standing up!
"Hey!" yelled the one Koopa, "I think we're almost back to the rest of the army I can't wait to be the first one to kill a Toad in this battle."
"Sorry but Koopley already has you on that," said another one, "He's probably unloading on some Toads from Toad Town right n-"
The Koopa was cut off in mid-word as he was rammed forward a few hundreds yards by an red blur. The Koopas stopped, wondering what had just happened. Before they could process it though shots began being fired from farther than the eye could see in the Blizzard. Red ducked to the ground in fear for his life as all of the Koopas were quickly picked off in a matter of seconds.
When the firing stopped Red looked up and right in front of him none other than Fawful and the Bean Machine.
Fawful was the first to speak, "The craziness of the situationings you've brought upon your and Fawful's self is life-threating! Yet the environment amongst us now is unsafe. Let's relocate. Yes?"
Red nodded his head and Fawful picked him up. The two flew for a few seconds to safe grounds, far away from the dead Koopas and began to talk.
"Now!" began Fawful, "The problem I was rescuing you from, how did one get into this mess?"
"I don't know," responded Red, "One second I was with the troops and then I turn around and their gone. I tried to go back to find them but then I ran into King Koopa himself! He captured me and they were on their way to take me back to their airships for questioning. But they're not alone. Bowser was on his way to get an army of Shy Guys too!"
"Goodness! Our needings to alert the others in quite urgent."
"Quite."
"Then put the hoppings in your feet and make your comings on this Machine."
But just as Red was getting ready to get on a small penguin flew down from the sky, very distressed.
"Fawful! Red! Thank the Star Spirits I've found you!" the Bumpty rejoiced, "I was sent out to scout out the area for other armies but you guys are just as good. The troops are under attack! There are snipers on them like there's no tomorrow! The casualties are still mild but they're getting larger and larger by the minutes."
"The King of the Koopas must have involvings in this incident!" declared Fawful.
"No," corrected Red, "I heard their entire army is still at their landing spot from one of my captors. They said there's a man named Koopley sniping from Toad Town! That's were we're gonna want to go."
Fawful then turned the Bean Machine back on, "Let us make to those doings then my friend!"
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Post by Makajawan on Jun 6, 2008 20:39:29 GMT -5
0.o
Go FAWFUL!
This is getting goooooooooooooooooooood!
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Post by rydon7 on Jun 6, 2008 21:03:27 GMT -5
After this battle, I'm going to put a random-almost-plan-destroying little snipit like THAT in the Rants and Raves.
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Post by vidguysteve on Jun 6, 2008 21:04:31 GMT -5
Woo!
See? Fawful-speak isn't too hard, is it?
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Post by RLDline on Jun 6, 2008 21:05:44 GMT -5
Don't worry Rydon. Things will be fine. I wouldn't put a plot destroying conversation between Random Koopa #304 and #679 ruin all of your plans.
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Post by Makajawan on Jun 6, 2008 21:06:04 GMT -5
After this battle, I'm going to put a random-almost-plan-destroying little snipit like THAT in the Rants and Raves. What does "THAT" refer to?
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Post by rydon7 on Jun 6, 2008 21:18:08 GMT -5
He wouldn't randomly screw me over.
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Post by Makajawan on Jun 6, 2008 21:21:57 GMT -5
Gotcha.
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Post by rydon7 on Jun 6, 2008 21:34:46 GMT -5
Whoops, that's what RLDline meant. What I meant was I don't like having my position randomly given away to the enemy, possibly ruining my plans.
Also, were the koopas in the update mine or Bowser's?
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Post by Makajawan on Jun 6, 2008 21:36:40 GMT -5
I think Bowser's.
And, of course, your position was given away later in the update anyway, which is what I think you meant.
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Post by rydon7 on Jun 6, 2008 21:37:54 GMT -5
No...?
I meant the enemy just somehow randomly figured it out. I mean, I know HOW, but it WAS random.
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Post by Makajawan on Jun 6, 2008 21:41:17 GMT -5
We knew there were snipers anyway- it didn't matter whether they were Bowser's or yours.
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